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#1193
Including:
Russ
Gary
Carol
Wayne
Doug
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From Russ
I love April!
Growing things
come back to life, but not so much this Spring. Mother
Nature played
a mean April Fool's joke on us. We're getting
Winter-like storms here
in Southern Ontario - really nasty today - freezing
rain, snow, wind,
and rain!! Yesterday they got the same stuff in Central
and Northern
Ontario, only worse! They got damaging freezing rain
which caused
major power outages, damage, and rain - a BUNCH! Some
still without
power, and this is day 3.
April Fools Day has
been
around a long time - dates back to 1698 in Britain. It
seems to be
losing interest around here - never hear of anybody
playing jokes
anymore. Just as well. We used to play harmless jokes on
"Greenhorns"
to the trade;
"Fetch me a
'sky-hook',
or a 'left-handed monkey wrench'" (They would search,
and search
but never find the things - because there is no such
tool as a monkey
wrench, or a sky-hook!)
On Tuesday, April
2nd, around
4:30PM Trump plans to play another mean joke on the
whole World when
he announces a "Reciprocal Teriff" on all country's with
whom U.S.A. does business. But, April Fools is past, and
Trump is the
"biggest fool at last!"
*
And finally, we
have a little
riddle for you: My 50th Birthday was April 1st. Europe
was my
'birthplace'. I was 'adopted' by Canada in 1975. U.S.A.
would have
nothing to do with me, and still don't.
I'm
'perfect',
I'm 'accurate', and I'm easy
(if you get the point)
I'm neither 'male' nor 'female'. My initials are M.S.
Some
pleasant
thoughts about April; Nova Scotia Sue has Avril
as her middle name. My Sister, Evelyn was born on
April 4th
(deceased). My 4th puppy love was named Avril,
and if I ever marry again, and we make a girl baby,
she will
be named Avril.
Russ🙂😭
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From
Gary
Hello
fellow
Squamidians. April showers bring freezing rain and more
snow.
Winter likes to get another shot at us in early April.
This year
she’s going all out. Long range forecast isn’t much
better. I’m
a true Canadian, I talk/complain about the weather. I
took Evy to the
airport March 16 in the evening to catch a 12am flight
to the
Philippines for 3 months. I then continued on to Carol
and Al’s for
2 night stay. Carol put on an amazing feast. Gale
contributed. Tim
and Heidi visited as well. Some nieces and nephews and
great nieces
and nephews dropped by for a visit. It was great.
The
resort
Max worked for was bought by a corporation. Original
plan was
to stay open all winter but the new owners suddenly
decided to close
up to renovate. Max went to help some friends for the
month of
February so we had Harley. He’s a gentle giant. A cross
between
mastiff and lab. Max started a new job in construction
this past week
so I get Harley during the day time. I’m happy with
that. Dogs are
like regular grandchildren in the fact you can spoil
them then send
them home. Phoebe and Pat had to take Jasper to sick
kids hospital to
get his tonsils and adenoids out. His tonsils were
growing inward and
were much larger than the doctor expected. The operation
was a
success and he seems to be enjoying eating popsicles. He
likely will
have a growth sprout soon. He was fairly small for his
age. They
should arrive home this (Thursday) afternoon.
I
really miss Evy but at least I can eat all the pork I
want and can
renovate the bedrooms. She is in for quite a surprise
when she gets
home. Take care and stay safe everyone.
Gary
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From
Carol
In
Canada,
when there is nothing else to talk about we always have
the
weather. Last Sunday I’m sure all of you heard about the
big ice
storm. We didn’t have it bad like Barrie but our little
corner of
Stanley park were without power for a few hours. Parts
of South Bruce only had powered restored today
(Thursday). On Tuesday I took a
picture of the crocuses in my backyard to send to
Jackie. Jackie and
Jim handed out flower bulbs as wedding favours 25 years
ago last
fall. They are still blooming. On Wednesday I took a
second picture,
as you can see the flowers are covered in snow. Now, one
day later it
is 19 degrees out. I’ve included all 3 pictures. By
Tuesday the
high is predicted to be -4. Mother Nature is giving us a
real roller
coaster ride. I’m just hoping for nice weather on our
traditional
egg colouring / wood chopping at the Homestead on Good
Friday.



Take
care,
Carol
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From
Wayne
Hi
Squids:
Well,
the stork arrived sooner than expected. 7 new baby
pigs arrived Monday, March 31, avoiding any reference
to April Fool’s Day.Everyone calls them piglets, but
when I was a kid, they were called shoats. What’s in a
name A pig by any other name would smell as sweet.Here
are some pictures:
link
Wayne
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From
Doug
I
discovered last Friday after sending out the weekly
Squid that my
email was not working properly. This issue doesn’t seem
to be
related in any way to the email problem Russ is having.
What was
happening, or to be more accurate, wasn’t happening, was
that I
could not send or receive to myself or anyone else on
the Shaw mail
network. I could not send to Sue’s computer, and she
could not send
to mine. This didn’t make any sense at all. Nothing had
changed on
either of our computers. If something had, I could find
and fix it.
So, after several frustrating days I finally went onto
the Shaw mail
sections of their site and logged into my account so I
could hunt
through various settings etc. What I wanted to do was to
talk to an
actual person but ever since Shaw was taken over by
Rogers, that
seems to be an impossibility, and for what its worth,
ever since the
takeover not just mail but TV and Internet have all been
a bit flaky.
What
they
want you to do is hunt though masses of pages of
pre-answered
questions, hunt through data bases and so on and find
the fix
yourself without actually bothering them. All I got was
frustrated.
At one point a suggestion was to try logging into
Webmail and seeing
if that worked. It did, so I tried sending a few test
mails to myself
and they got to me. So far so good. What wasn’t there
was the
emails that had been sent to my by me such as last
week’s Squid.
But, I had been able to mail myself through Webmail so I
then tried
in from my actual mail program on my computer and low
and behold, it
was working. As far as I know it still is but I have no
idea why.
*
Sue’s
sister
Sherry is out here this week visiting. She has been out
several times now over the past year. That is a good
thing for Sue,
and a very good thing for me.
Doug
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Have
a
Good One
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of the persons writing them and should be respected as
such.
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