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                              Squamidian Report – April 5 / 25 
                       
                     
                      
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                    Issue
                        #1193 
                        Including: 
                    Russ 
                        Gary 
                        Carol 
                        Wayne 
                        Doug 
                    
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                      From Russ 
                    
                       
                     
                    
                      I love April!
                        Growing things
                        come back to life, but not so much this Spring. Mother
                        Nature played
                        a mean April Fool's joke on us. We're getting
                        Winter-like storms here
                        in Southern Ontario - really nasty today - freezing
                        rain, snow, wind,
                        and rain!! Yesterday they got the same stuff in Central
                        and Northern
                        Ontario, only worse! They got damaging freezing rain
                        which caused
                        major power outages, damage, and rain - a BUNCH! Some
                        still without
                        power, and this is day 3. 
                    
                      April Fools Day has
                        been
                        around a long time - dates back to 1698 in Britain. It
                        seems to be
                        losing interest around here - never hear of anybody
                        playing jokes
                        anymore. Just as well. We used to play harmless jokes on
                        "Greenhorns"
                        to the trade; 
                    
                      "Fetch me a
                        'sky-hook',
                        or a 'left-handed monkey wrench'" (They would search,
                        and search
                        but never find the things - because there is no such
                        tool as a monkey
                        wrench, or a sky-hook!) 
                    
                      On Tuesday, April
                        2nd, around
                        4:30PM Trump plans to play another mean joke on the
                        whole World when
                        he announces a "Reciprocal Teriff" on all country's with
                        whom U.S.A. does business. But, April Fools is past, and
                        Trump is the
                        "biggest fool at last!" 
                    
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                      And finally, we
                        have a little
                        riddle for you: My 50th Birthday was April 1st. Europe
                        was my
                        'birthplace'. I was 'adopted' by Canada in 1975. U.S.A.
                        would have
                        nothing to do with me, and still don't. 
                    I'm
'perfect',
                          I'm 'accurate', and I'm easy
                          (if you get the point)
                          I'm neither 'male' nor 'female'. My initials are M.S. 
                    Some
pleasant
                          thoughts about April; Nova Scotia Sue has Avril
                          as her middle name. My Sister, Evelyn was born on
                          April 4th
                          (deceased). My 4th puppy love was named Avril,
                          and if I ever marry again, and we make a girl baby,
                          she will
                          be named Avril. 
                    
                       
                     
                    
                      Russ🙂😭 
                    
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                    From
                          Gary 
                     
                     
                    Hello
fellow
                        Squamidians. April showers bring freezing rain and more
                        snow.
                        Winter likes to get another shot at us in early April.
                        This year
                        she’s going all out. Long range forecast isn’t much
                        better. I’m
                        a true Canadian, I talk/complain about the weather. I
                        took Evy to the
                        airport March 16 in the evening to catch a 12am flight
                        to the
                        Philippines for 3 months. I then continued on to Carol
                        and Al’s for
                        2 night stay. Carol put on an amazing feast. Gale
                        contributed. Tim
                        and Heidi visited as well. Some nieces and nephews and
                        great nieces
                        and nephews dropped by for a visit. It was great. 
                    The
resort
                        Max worked for was bought by a corporation. Original
                        plan was
                        to stay open all winter but the new owners suddenly
                        decided to close
                        up to renovate. Max went to help some friends for the
                        month of
                        February so we had Harley. He’s a gentle giant. A cross
                        between
                        mastiff and lab. Max started a new job in construction
                        this past week
                        so I get Harley during the day time. I’m happy with
                        that. Dogs are
                        like regular grandchildren in the fact you can spoil
                        them then send
                        them home. Phoebe and Pat had to take Jasper to sick
                        kids hospital to
                        get his tonsils and adenoids out. His tonsils were
                        growing inward and
                        were much larger than the doctor expected. The operation
                        was a
                        success and he seems to be enjoying eating popsicles. He
                        likely will
                        have a growth sprout soon. He was fairly small for his
                        age. They
                        should arrive home this (Thursday) afternoon. 
                    I
                        really miss Evy but at least I can eat all the pork I
                        want and can
                        renovate the bedrooms. She is in for quite a surprise
                        when she gets
                        home. Take care and stay safe everyone. 
                     
                     
                    Gary 
                    
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                    From
                          Carol 
                     
                     
                    In
Canada,
                        when there is nothing else to talk about we always have
                        the
                        weather. Last Sunday I’m sure all of you heard about the
                        big ice
                        storm. We didn’t have it bad like Barrie but our little
                        corner of
                        Stanley park were without power for a few hours. Parts
                        of South Bruce only had powered restored today
                        (Thursday). On Tuesday I took a
                        picture of the crocuses in my backyard to send to
                        Jackie. Jackie and
                        Jim handed out flower bulbs as wedding favours 25 years
                        ago last
                        fall. They are still blooming. On Wednesday I took a
                        second picture,
                        as you can see the flowers are covered in snow. Now, one
                        day later it
                        is 19 degrees out. I’ve included all 3 pictures. By
                        Tuesday the
                        high is predicted to be -4. Mother Nature is giving us a
                        real roller
                        coaster ride. I’m just hoping for nice weather on our
                        traditional
                        egg colouring / wood chopping at the Homestead on Good
                        Friday. 
                     
                     
                      
                      
                      
                     
                     
                    Take
care,
                        Carol 
                    
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                    From
                          Wayne 
                     
                    
                       Hi
                          Squids: 
                      Well,
                          the stork arrived sooner than expected. 7 new baby
                          pigs arrived Monday, March 31, avoiding any reference
                          to April Fool’s Day.Everyone calls them piglets, but
                          when I was a kid, they were called shoats. What’s in a
                          name A pig by any other name would smell as sweet.Here
                          are some pictures: 
                       
                         
                      link 
                         
                     
                     
                    Wayne 
                     
                    
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                    From
                          Doug 
                     
                     
                    I
                        discovered last Friday after sending out the weekly
                        Squid that my
                        email was not working properly. This issue doesn’t seem
                        to be
                        related in any way to the email problem Russ is having.
                        What was
                        happening, or to be more accurate, wasn’t happening, was
                        that I
                        could not send or receive to myself or anyone else on
                        the Shaw mail
                        network. I could not send to Sue’s computer, and she
                        could not send
                        to mine. This didn’t make any sense at all. Nothing had
                        changed on
                        either of our computers. If something had, I could find
                        and fix it.
                        So, after several frustrating days I finally went onto
                        the Shaw mail
                        sections of their site and logged into my account so I
                        could hunt
                        through various settings etc. What I wanted to do was to
                        talk to an
                        actual person but ever since Shaw was taken over by
                        Rogers, that
                        seems to be an impossibility, and for what its worth,
                        ever since the
                        takeover not just mail but TV and Internet have all been
                        a bit flaky. 
                    What
they
                        want you to do is hunt though masses of pages of
                        pre-answered
                        questions, hunt through data bases and so on and find
                        the fix
                        yourself without actually bothering them. All I got was
                        frustrated.
                        At one point a suggestion was to try logging into
                        Webmail and seeing
                        if that worked. It did, so I tried sending a few test
                        mails to myself
                        and they got to me. So far so good. What wasn’t there
                        was the
                        emails that had been sent to my by me such as last
                        week’s Squid.
                        But, I had been able to mail myself through Webmail so I
                        then tried
                        in from my actual mail program on my computer and low
                        and behold, it
                        was working. As far as I know it still is but I have no
                        idea why. 
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                    Sue’s
sister
                        Sherry is out here this week visiting. She has been out
                        several times now over the past year. That is a good
                        thing for Sue,
                        and a very good thing for me. 
                     
                     
                     
                    Doug 
                    
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                    Have
a
                                  Good One 
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                          The articles in these issues are the sole property
                          of the persons writing them and should be respected as
                          such. 
                    
                         
                         
                         
                      
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