The Squamidian Report – July 20 / 24

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Issue #1156

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Based on the carnage on our streets and highways over the last week or so, it has become apparent that drivers go berserk when the summer sun comes out. It is also apparent that the level of berserkity increases exponentially with each degree rise in temperature. This tend to make going anywhere or doing anything very stressful so we spend most of the summer just hiding at home. Kind of boring when you think about it but who wants to be stuck in stopped traffic on the highway somewhere for hours in 90 degree heat. Not me.


We had a power outage this week. Most of this end of town went out on Monday morning and stayed out for several hour. No one seems to know why. The down-side is that we were forced to do nothing for the morning and the up-side is that we were forced to do nothing. Very quiet, relaxing and we hardly noticed it.


One evening we were invited to George’s house for dinner. George is a dog, a small poodle-cross dog with a big personality and except for his people, we are the only ones he will let touch him. He squeals and basically goes nuts when he sees us. Upon being invited over for dinner, I asked Melonie if she had cleared this with George and she said it was his idea so that settled that. George was over the top excited about us coming into his house and the first thing he did was steal Sue’s shoes and take them out into his back yard. It would be interesting to know what goes on in a dog’s mind.


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Doug

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Have a Good One
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