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A Big Thank You To:
Nova
Scotia
Sus
Russ
Rosemary
Greg
Well
now…..
I
for one am SO happy that the long weekends of summer are
over with. We live in an area that’s considered to be a
resort town and the only highway through it leads to
Whistler which is definitely a resort town. Long
weekends for us simply means we get inundated with with
people and traffic. The highway gets clogged up to the
point where it becomes a very long parking lot. Add to
that the average mentality of the average person and it
all becomes a nightmare. We have a friend who works at
one of the local grocery stores. She hates the long
weekends as well, so much so that at times you’d think
she was going to explode with frustration. The stories
she can tell about the tourist type ‘customers’ who come
through the store make you shake you head in disbelief.
The abuse she takes at times from these entitled morons
is beyond description. Many of us just hunker down and
hide. This last long weekend is over, may they all go
home and stay there.
But
not
so fast, this weekend also inflicts pain and
suffering on us poor residents of this area. Our one and
only highway that leads from Vancouver up to Whistler
gets shut down again, this time for a bicycle race of
all the stupid things. Starting about ten years ago the
bicycle lobby somehow got away with closing the highway
in order to let the bicyclists have it to themselves as
they ride from down town Vancouver all the way up to
whistler. That cuts Squamish right in half. No one in
town can get in or out. No one in town could get to our
little hospital if their life depended on it (which it
could and therefor would). The bicycle people love it,
the rest of us wish it would go away.
Now
here’s
a question, if THEY can do it, how come the power’s that
be won’t let the sports car groups do it, or the road
rocket motorcycle riders do it, or the dirt bikers do
it? It’s all politics, the riders of bicycles can do no
wrong and get what they want, all other users of the
roadways are dirt, simple as that. End of rant.
Another
audio
recording, just for the fun of it…..
Here’s
a
song that I shouldn’t do because I can’t really do it.
I’ve been working away at it for months with little luck
but decided to try to finish it this past week, which I
did. I don’t have the range or the proper voice and the
original is not even my style of music. However, I like
the song, and like the voice of the original singer. It
was put out years ago by the Irish folk/rock group
called ‘The Cranberries’. Now you know why it’s not a
song I can actually do. As I was laying down the vocal
tracks I couldn't help but think that we have several
people in the group that would be able to add some
rather incredible harmonies to it in place of my old
voice that always sounds like me. (Stop by some time and
we’ll re-do the whole song).
And
having
said all of that, I’d like to dedicate it to my wife of
50 years because the lyrics fit quite nicely. So, give
it a listen and hopefully you’ll enjoy it.
Dreams
******************************
This
picture is being included because it's been requested.
I look like an Amish Hippie
****
From
Nova
Scotia Sus
It
took
us awhile....we finally made a day trip to New Brunswick
to visit Wayne, Sylvia, Sonja, Kenny and Gabriella. Also
it was wonderful to see Sylvia's mother. We were greeted
with open arms. It was a beautiful day and they gave us
the grand tour of their property and homes and how they
have settled in so well.
We
brought
with us 3 laying hens to add to their flock. The
chickens seemed to enjoy the 3 hour ride and were quiet
for most of the trip. We actually have more chickens
than we need so it's good to find some homes for them.
We
are
also selling off some of our log piles that are
everywhere on our property. We had a big truck in here
yesterday loading and then taking logs to a mill. We
weren't so sure there would be a market for them since
so many properties lost trees. Good to open up more of
our land.
Every
year
in the fall we buy an oyster fishing license. The rules
are very strict and there are big fines. They also don't
tell you everything so they can catch you. Like no
Sunday fishing. There was nothing in the rule book about
that and of course we were fined. Funny thing is
tourist's with no license pick up oysters on the beach
and never seem to get caught.
Sus
****
From
Russ
"Little
Robin
red-breast, sitting on a pole,
wibble-wabble
went
his tail,
'poop!'
went
his hole" ( Author, Bobbie Dick age three)
They
arrived
early in March this year when the ground was still
covered with snow, they would have nothing to eat, and
had to shelter-in-place to escape the tail-end of
winter. Robins are a welcome sight each spring, and one
must "stamp" the first one seen. (You folk my
age know what I mean by stamp.)
For you youngsters I'll quickly explain how this is
done. The moment you see your first Robin, you must drop
everything and lick the tip of your finger, touch the
back of your other hand with your moistened finger, then
gently tap the back of said hand with your other hand.
Got it? (Here, I'll demonstrate ........got it? Good,
you learn quickly)
The
bird-bath
in my back yard is always kept clean and filled with
fresh water. In late August I noticed there was no
evidence of the bath being used. No bird-poop in the
bath, none on the hand-rails of the deck - and hey! No
sign of a Robin anywhere! Isn't this extra-early for
them to migrate south? Do they know something we don't?
Birds and other animals are better at forecasting
weather than the Weather Chanel people. Even stupid
chickens know when a storm is brewing, or an earthquake
is about to occur!
Was
the
behavior of the Robins indicative of an early Winter?
There are other signs indicating a long, hard winter
this time; certain trees over-laden with cones, seeds,
and Tent Caterpillars. Particularly aggressive Wasps,
Squirrels frantically collecting food and hiding more of
the stuff they'll ever find. A Black Sq. came to my back
door asking for nuts!!
I
was a teacher for over a quarter Century, and have a
naturally inquisitive mind - that's why I did some
research on Robins, referencing Wikipedia. If
you'd rather do the research yourself please feel free
to do so, you won't offend me. (LOL)
"The
Robin>
a migratory bird - widely distributed throughout North
America, wintering from southern Canada to Central
Mexico and along the Pacific Coast. It is the state bird
of Connecticut, Michigan, and Wisconsin. Most abundant
land-bird in North America (with 370,000,000
individuals)" Who counted them?
"Diet
>
beetle grubs, earthworms, and caterpillars, also some
fruits and berries." I've seen them trying to eat the
seeds of the (?) bush in winter when there is nothing
else available!
"Early
birds
> Earliest bird species to lay eggs, beginning to
breed shortly after returning to its summer range. The
mating season runs from April to July - 2 to 3 broods
per mating season - 3 to 5 eggs each time." No wonder
there are millions of Robins!
Did
you
know why they nest close to human habitation? They do so
for protection. This can be a nuisance, as they build
their nests within 14 feet of the ground, often upon
electric light fixtures, and security motion detectors.
I know this from personal experience. What unusual
locations have Robins chosen for their nests around your
home? The nests can be a source of aggravation, as you
tear them down - they rebuild overnight! Generations of
Robins will build their nests in the same location each
season. And who builds the nests? Not the 'old man', the
nests are built entirely by the female, using long,
course grass, twigs, paper, and feathers - and is
smeared with mud and cushioned with grass or other soft
materials"
Do
Robins
wake you too early with their chirping? Here again, they
are the earliest birds to sing at dawn, or last at dusk.
Have you ever noticed its song consists of several
discrete units that are repeated? And repeated, and
repeated!!!
"Predators
>
The adult Robin's main predator is the domestic cat;
other predators include hawks and snakes. The cowbird
lay their eggs in Robin nests, but the Robin usually
rejects the egg(s)"
By
the
way, the "pooping Robin" rhyme above was reportedly
spoken by my wife as a child living in Owen Sound at the
time - she was a" cracker", and influenced by older
neighborhood boys. She couldn't say her real name,
Barbara Dickson and called herself Bobbie Dick (The
Bobbie nickname stuck for life)
By
Uncle
Russ.
****
From
Rosemary
I
received Russell's latest book in the mail yesterday.
Holy cow! What a comprehensive, fascinating piece of
work. I was especially interested in hearing about Rye,
in Parry Sound, where the four Haufschild sisters
(Irene, Emma, Mabel & Edna) were born. If you google
Rye, it is now referred to as a ghost town. And if you
have, or are getting, Russell's book, look at the photos
of the cabin that grandpa Haufschild built.
I
was surprised to see that when Emma was married, she
looked so much like my mom, Edna. Check out the photo on
page 33.
This
book
is joining another one of Russell's as an historical
document in the Region of Waterloo Museum. Well done,
Russell.
Rosemary
****
The
Ontarion
Hello
everyone
I
hope you are all doing well and keeping healthy these
days!
It
looks
like we are in for a lovely fall this year. I sure hope
it stays warm and fairly dry this season. We’re looking
forward to taking fall colour drives in the MG if it
stays nice out!
Doug’s
Englebert
Humperdink song last week reminded me of a situation I
was in back in 1971 that connected me with a like for
Englebert! I was asked to go golfing with my supervisor
and two more executives from Zehr’s Markets head office
on Ottawa St in Kitchener. At that time I was working as
a Refrigeration Mechanic for the Zehr’s stores. We were
out on a course between Kitchener and Guelph and enjoyed
the day playing in a tournament sponsored by Sears Store
of Kitchener. I was not the best golfer by any means
that day but after the golfing part of the day we had a
lovely meal in the club house of the course and once
that was completed and enjoyed, they doled out the
prizes. We pretty much all got something for spending
the day in the tournament for Sears. My prize for the
day was the latest Englebert Humperdink album! Until
then, I had not been much of a Humperdink fan but after
listening to the album, I quickly became one. His
ballads were and still are very heart warming indeed!
Since then which as you know was many years ago I still
dig out his old album once in a while and give it a good
listening to!
The
song
that Doug did last week is one that is actually on the
album that I took home after the tournament that day so
it brought back many good memories! Thanks again Doug!
This
summer
has been a very productive one for Carole and her
gardening work. She purchased 5 Potato planting bags. In
case you don’t know what they are, they are large green
plastic bags that you fill with a layer of good growing
soil then place a few potatoes in and then once they
begin to sprout, you place another layer of soil over
them and so on and so on until the bag is full. They
stand about 22” tall and have a few drain holes around
the bottom of the bag. Once they are full they are left
sitting outside and are watered daily as the potatoes
sprout through the top layer and the sprouts grow to
their full extent which is about two feet tall. These
plants take the remainder of the summer and into the
fall until they wilt and droop and die off. Then the
bags can be emptied to show their crop of potatoes! It’s
a unique way to garden Potatoes and we are quite anxious
to see the results of Carole’s hard work on this project
in the next week or two! They should be finished growing
in a short while and we’ll see how many potatoes she has
been able to produce with this method of gardening!
Carole
also
had planted garlic the past two years and is about to
plant a larger garden plot of Garlic again this fall. It
should be quite productive with the larger plot for the
garlic this year. I think if Carole had it to do over
again, she’d spend her life working as a farmer, since
she loves it so much!
Well,
that’s
about all I have for this week!
Thanks
for
tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all
again next time in The Ontarion Report!
Bye
for
now….. Greg
Take
care
of yourselves and be kind to others!
****
Have
a
Good One
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