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Russ
Nova
Scotia
Sus
The
Ontarion
How’s
it
going…..
One
of
the many things that needed doing once we returned home
from our
3-week long journey was check the mail. Our mail is not
street
delivery, we have postal boxes in our local postal
outlet. (That’s
why anything mailed to us must include our PO box
number). Our
mailbox was full of stuff but most of it was junk. There
were a few
bills and a card and so on, and, there was a notice
addressed to me
that my driver’s license will expire on December 25. I
knew that.
The notice was very vague and sort of suggested that I
might have to
write the driver’s written text, given my age. So, I
figured the
best thing to do would be to pop into the local ICBC
office and find
out what would be required in order to renew. Our
licensing system is
controlled by our government run insurance monopoly and
is a pain in
the ass as well as very expensive and virtually useless
so if your
provincial government ever starts making noises about
taking over the
vehicle insurance industry and giving licensing control
to an
insurance provider, kick them out immediately. Anyway, I
went in and
stood in line until it was my turn to talk to someone. I
explained
why I was there and asked if I needed to write an exam
in order to
renew my license. I was told no. Because there are no
blemishes on my
driving record I could simply apply for renewal. Cool.
All I needed
to do was surrender my current driver’s license, have my
picture
taken, and pay the required fee. No problem. So I did
all that right
then and there. I hate having things hanging over my
head, I like to
get things done. They do take your plastic credit card
sized license
that also contains your health number but they give you
a temporary
license printed on a large piece of paper that you must
somehow fold
up and fit back into your wallet. Bottom line is, my
renewed license
is applied for and I don’t have to jump through any
hoops. One more
thing out of the way.
Another
think
out of the way is my flue and Covid shots. Our left wing
provincial government seems to have a desperate need to
control
everything these days including vaccines. It used to be
that we could
just walk into a pharmacy and get our yearly flue shot.
Now we must
wait for an invitation from the ‘system’ and then go on
line to
book an appointment. Same with the Covid boosters. My
invitations
turned up on my phone so I did as told and booked my
shots, both at
the same time which was nice. My shots took place at a
local drug
store. Sue’s shots were booked but her appointment isn’t
for
another couple of weeks. That’s how bureaucracy works.
Incidentally, one shot went into one arm, the other into
the other
arm. I barely felt a thing and neither arm bothered me
at all. The
only side effect was for the rest of that day I felt
really tired
which was simply a good excuse to go have a nice nap.
Like
everywhere
else in the country, our weather is reflecting the time
of
year. Days and nights are getting colder, snow is
coating the
mountains, the leaves are falling, and so on. I did
manage to take
both motorcycles our for a ride, one at a time, not both
at the same
time in case you were wondering. On returning from each
ride I topped
up the fuel tanks and added some fuel stabilizer just in
case those
rides proved to be the last for this season. You just
never know this
time of year. If conditions permit more riding I’ll
simply top up
and add the required amount of stabilizer at the end of
each ride so
at all times the bike(s) are ready to be tucked away for
the winter.
Actually, the Harley will be tucked away for the entire
winter but
the Enfield could be taken out for an occasional ride
during the
winter if road and temperatures permit. That would be
kind of nice.
Something
else
that happens this time of year is the Gondola shuts down
for
several weeks for required maintenance. That usually
happens during
the whole month of November. This time they are closed
from October
23 to November 9. They’ve actually gotten a bit smarter
in how they
do things. November weather can be miserable and they
must check
every nut and bolt and pulley and bearing on each tower
as well as
every other part of the lift system. That’s not easy to
do in
howling winter winds and snow. So, this year they have
done some of
that work ahead of time and will do the rest a few weeks
early when
working conditions are a bit better. And thats a good
thing.
And
one
last thing, there was a song going through my head the
whole time
we were on our Ontario road trip. Its called ‘When The
Sun Says
Hello To The Mountains’. The version that was playing in
my head
was done by Lucille Star (mostly in French) and the song
is from
about 1936 or so. So, I took advantage of Sue being out
in the back
yard catching up on 3 weeks of yard work and did my own
version
because thats the only way I can get it out of my head.
It’s a very
sad song, perhaps about a lost lover who has gone off to
war but I
really don’t know. Regardless, here is my audio version
of this
song.
When
The
Sun Says Hello To The Mountains
Doug
****
From
Russ
Chestnuts....
Some
are
edible some are inedible - how can you tell
the difference? There
are many chestnut trees growing in this
area, but none on my
property. Yet, the squirrels bring them to
my deck where they proceed
to open the greenish, prickly pods, eat the
seeds (nuts) and leave me
the mess! These, I discovered were "horse
chestnuts"
(Reference for Horse chestnuts: bing.com/images)
"Horse
Chestnuts:
Benefits and Risks. Horse Chestnut is a tree with
spiky
green fruits that contain bitter seeds, not to be
confused with sweet
chestnuts". Description for those of you not having
access (or
just too lazy to look-it-up); "The horse chestnut
seeds are
round, shiny, reddish-brown - one to pod, about the
size of a chicken
egg-yoke, and toxic (poisonous!)
"The
sweet
chestnut is also a tree with thick hairy
green fruits, which
contain seeds, usually three to a pod,
elongated, with little 'tails'
- also, reddish-brown - and safe to eat".
These are the
chestnuts referred to in the old Christmas
song: Chestnuts
roasting
on an open fire, Jack frost nipping at your
nose....
Horse
chestnuts
(although poisonous), when oils are extracted have
several
medical uses including treating;
1.
Varicose
veins and hemorrhoids.
2.
Disorders
of the respiratory system and throat.
3.
Stomach
upset, slow digestion, pulse in the stomach and
burning
headache.
4.
Back
pain.
5.
Congestion
in the eyes with tearing, burning pain.
6.
Complaints
of rectum and constipation.
7.
Joint
complaints, sacroiliac, and hip.
8.
Back
and spine complaints, lower-back pain.
9.
Poor
blood circulation.
10.
Men-related
problems; varicocele, involuntary prostatic fluid
discharge, seminal discharge with sexual dreams.
Guess
what?
I scored 100% of the a.m. disorders.
While
you're
thinking about a suitable prize for such an
accomplishment, I
have a few more observations about chestnuts which I
plan to include
in next week's Squamidian (No, not more about
'dreams'!)
Russ.
****
From
Nova
Scotia Sus
The
weeks
go by so fast and before you know it....it's Squamidian
time. Fall is always busy preparing for winter and not
knowing just how
much time is left before winter hits. We only had to
cover the
garden once with the threat of frost. Living on high
ground does
give us more time than the low landers. Right now we are
battling a
rat invasion. We caught 2 already and there is evidence
of more
digging. It's been a long time since having this
problem. You just
have to be diligent. It's possible our neighbour's down
the road may
have attracted them since they have free range chickens.
Our
fall
weather has been quite nice and we have only had our
woodstove
on a couple of times. Nothing like a wood stove to make
the house
inviting. We are hoping for a few kids for Halloween.
Our new
neighbors down the road came last year with their 3
kids. Hope they
remember us. We certainly made it worth their while.
Take
care
everyone and Happy Halloween.
Sus
****
The
Ontarion
Hello
everyone.
Well
I
finally got off my duff and did some more work outside
on the yard
for winter preparations. I got my leaf blower out of the
shed and
blew a ton of leaves off the front lawn. I had such a
pile it took up
4 large yard waste bags to clear the pile of leaves I
managed to
build up along the curb. I finally decided not to blow
them across
the street like I have for the past 20 years and up
against the
neighbour’s curb. If you remember, I got into a bit of a
tiff when
he objected to my doing that and he called me and a-hole
so I guess
out of spite I kept on blowing them over to his side. Of
course Now
that I’m older and kinder and under pressure from
Carole, I decided
to change my ways and keep the leaves on our side of the
street and
then bag them for pickup by the garbage truck on Monday
mornings. So,
I guess in the end, it’ll make me look better and not
such and
a-hole after all! He was out mowing his lawn today when
I was blowing
my leaves and I don’t know if he noticed my change of
heart or not
but he most likely did! He probably thought “Holy
Smokes, the
a-hole is actually picking up his leaves for a change
after 20
years!”
LOL!
I
think after 20 years I likely learned my lesson or on
the other
hand, maybe I just got tired of being that vindictive
sort o
neighbour and I guess it felt better doing the right
thing this year
but, I’ll have to see how I feel next year when it comes
time to
blow the leaves again!
I
think that’s about all I have to yak about for this
week. So,
thank you all for tuning in and I’ll look forward to
talking to you
all again next week!
Be
safe
and stay healthy between now and then everybody!
Bye
for
now… Greg
****
Have
a
Good One
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