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Nova
Scotia
Sus
Kyra
Russ
The
Ontarion
Well
now,
This
was
kind of strange, I accidentally called Russ on Wednesday
afternoon (west coast time, not Ontario time). And the
call only
lasted a couple of minutes before the connection was
lost. What
happened was we were in the midsts of a howling wind
storm with -20
or more wind chills and so on. Our electrical power had
been out for
a while and when it finally came back on I attempted to
phone Ryan,
because
he had tried
to Facetime us. Because our power had been out, our
internet router
had not yet fully booted back up so our calls were not
quite working
out. Anyway, the days of knowing everyone’s phone number
are long
gone. We just look them up in our ‘contact’ list and
touch the
appropriate icon. Bingo, the call goes through. Well,
the text font
in my phone is small, my fingers are old and stiff, and
I hit Russ’s
name instead of Ryan’s.
Russ
picked up on his end and had no idea who I was because
he was not
expecting my call. I had no idea who he was because I
was expecting
to hear Ryan’s voice. After a bit of going back and
forth as to who
we each were, we finally figured out who was who. Then,
once we had
settled that issue we started into a conversation only
to have that
ended by the phone connection going dead and I couldn’t
get my
phone to connect though again and had to leave Russ on
the other end
wondering what had happened. Technology is so good until
it isn’t.
Oh well. Once the power had been back on for a while and
everything
including the phones and computers had settle down I
emailed him with
an explanation of what had happened so that he wouldn’t
end up
thinking that I’m some sort of weirdo stocking him by
phone because
you never know these days. I did manage to phone him on
Thursday and
that call worked out fine, and of course it’s always
great to chat
with Russ. I need to do that more often, and on purpose.
The
howling
winds have forced the gondola to be shut down most
of
the week which must be very
frustrating for
them. Here we have perfectly clear skies, sun lit snowy
mountains,
and they can’t run the lift because the wind speeds are
above the
safety limits. We’ve ridden that lift when the wind was
approaching
the safety limit and it can get quite fun as the cabins
bounce
around. Once the wind speed hits a certain point the
computer shuts
the system down. If there are people stuck in the
cabins, the
operations people can over-ride the computer and run the
system very
slowly so riders can finish getting to the top, or
bottom, depending
on the situation. I had written about a rather winding
adventure
there a couple of weeks or so ago. I find if fun, most
others don’t
seem to like it all that much. The winds did drop by
Friday morning
so we headed up for a coffee by the fireplace. The
temperatures were
still way down there and the windchill still about minus
a zillion
but it was quite beautiful out. Too cold to do the hike
but that’s
ok. I took these pics from the main deck.
This
is
a view looking west across the Howe Sound valley
(fiord). Cold but
sunny.
This
is
looking south east toward Sky Pilot Mnt. Notice that
peak on the
right...we call it Gorilla Mnt because it looks like the
head, arms
and shoulders of a big silverback as it reclines on the
top of the
mountain. Once you ‘see’ the gorilla head, you can never
‘un-see’
it.
Perhaps
I’ve
been boring you guys with my musical injections of
entertainment lately, based on my web site activity, so
this will be
the last one I expose you to for now. It’s also the last
one I have
‘in the que’ so there’s that aspect as well. This song
is from
1969, by a guy called Claude King and is called
Wolverton Mountain.
It just sort of popped into my head one day, out of the
blue. I guess
we used to do that song years ago and it must have
gotten lost but
not fully forgotten in some deep dark corner in the back
of my memory
some where. Anyway, I did an audio recording of it, just
for the fun
of it, which is why I do any of them. So, click the
link, give it a
listen, and see if you also remember it.
Wolverton
Mountain
the
audio version
doug
****
From
Nova
Scotia Sus
One
day
cold...one day warm...one day wet...one day snow and
then we
start all over again. Strange winter. At least on the
sunny warm
days we get lots done outside. Funny thing is we are
burning up our
firewood just as fast as any other winter. Another thing
I have
noticed is that during our 15 days without power from
Fiona the
power bill was no cheaper.
I
love reading all the stories coming in on the
Squamidian. Russell
told of all the scary adventures in cemeteries that my
Dad was a big
part of. I'm not surprised! But then after, he spends a
good part
of his life selling cemetery lots! My Dad was always
full of fun
and adventure and less work. Although he did raise 6
kids and we all
survived. We moved so many times and every place was an
adventure.
So
good
to see Doug and Sue up on the mountain enjoying winter.
Keep
up
the good reports everyone.
Sus
****
A
Rather Short Note From Kyra
Hello
I’m
sorry I have not been writing back but today I am
So
I
sprained my wrist and I think my ankle
I
stayed up till 11:30 pm and
I
ate food
See
you
next time
Kyra
****
From
Russ
Quityerbitchin'
Time
is
precious. I have no time for those who complain about
'everything'! Sure, things are not always what we had
hoped for or
expected, but they certainly could be worse. We could be
living (or
dying) in Turkiye or Syria where 46,000 humans (just
like you and I)
were smothered, starved, or crushed to death by a
"natural
tragedy" two weeks ago; and earlier this week another
earthquake
struck in the same area killing even more people! This
was not our
fault (no pun intended), but, a so-called Act of God.
Let's look at
tragedies that are the fault of us> Hitting us in
Canada where it
hurts the most, is our inflated food prices - up 11.4%
over last
year! But at least there is food available - not like
many other
places in the world where, due to famine, corruption, or
gang
activity there is nothing for the innocent masses to eat
- hence,
starvation.
Big
business
and banks are enjoying unprecedented profits while we
struggle to "keep the wolf from our door"! The Bank of
Canada keeps increasing the cost of borrowing money in a
futile
attempt to curb inflation (it's not working in Canada!)
It
is
both shameful and sad that we've reached the point where
some
cannot afford to live in a house, and must resort to
living (if you
could call it 'living') in a tent or under a tarp with
only
warm-blooded rats to snuggle-up-to for warmth.
Food-banks?
Thanks
to you who have contributed. But the food-banks are
running
'dry', as those of us who have faithfully donated find
we cannot
continue.
Hey,
does
this all sound like I'm bitching? You bet your little
blue or
white booties I am! This fortunate guy who used to
support many
charities - like 20+ could afford only 3 last year!
Today the "needy"
are not only some "unnamed people out there", but family
right on my doorstep! Someone once said,
"Charity
begins
at home" - now I believe it!
What's
causing
all this grief? I don't even pretend to have the answer,
but
certainly 3 years of the "Global Pandemic", and
beginning
the 2nd year of Russia's invasion of Ukraine are partly,
if not
mostly to blame. The "solution" to all our worldly
problems
is "simple" - Thou shalt love thy neighbour as
thyself. Yup, simple but impossible!! Why? and
who's to blame? Our young
Minister did an excellent sermon on this last Sunday.
"Instead
of
pointing a finger, look in a mirror - the 'blame' lies
with each
and everyone of us - having the wisdom, conscience and
'guts' to
admit it"
Russ.
****
The
Ontarion
Hello
everyone!
Well,
I’d
like to tell you about the “Storm Of The Century” but it
just didn’t happen, or at least around Kitchener and
Waterloo
Region anyway! The weather report from CTV and other
major predictors
has once again failed to report what was the real truth
about an
upcoming winter storm called a “Colorado Low” ! It was
said on
those reporting stations that we were in for a walloping
monster of a
winter storm for the duration of Wednesday night through
to and
including Friday. The storm began to blow with a couple
of hours of
light snow and pebbly type of rain on Wednesday evening
and it looked
like it would be a dandy winter storm! However it
fizzled out by the
time Thursday morning came around! We all expected it to
be dropping
a load of ice on us as well as a foot or so of fluffy
snow come
Thursday morning but when I actually opened the garage
door to start
shoveling the aftermath of this so called storm there
wasn’t any
great amount of anything to shovel! As it turned out,
there was
about 3” of snow on the roads and a 2” layer of snow on
the
walkways and driveways with another 2’’ of moderate ice
on that
and another layer of 2” of snow on top of that! It
looked like one
of those “Ice Cream Sandwiches that you can buy at the
corner
store!
I
tried to shovel it but the icy part of it made it
difficult to push
the shovel through the entire layer. SO, I pushed our
trusty TORO
blower to the mouth of the garage and started her up!
She performed
as good as always and munched through the entire three
layer covering
as if it were barely there! I spent about a half hour
working the
blower and the drive and walkway was clear! I don’t know
where
these weather reporters get their information from but
by the time
this Colorado Low hit Waterloo Region, it had fizzled
out. Now that’s
not to say the storm didn’t cause damage to other parts
of Southern
Ontario but it sure as heck didn’t hit our area with
anywhere near
the ferocity the CTV reporters yacked about for two days
previous to
it’s arrival!
Once
again,
they had everybody in our area filling their pants over
the
terrible possibilities of this great storm! The region
shut down our
billion dollar rail system because they expected their
rail tracks to
be too slippery for the costly trains to run on! What a
bunch of
bologna that new rail system is if it cost almost a
billion dollars
and a little freezing rain puts a stop to it’s
operation! By about
8am, the roads were totally passable and not that
dangerous at all! I
took a drive to the local store about a Km away to pick
up my lotto
tickets for the weekend and had no problem at all with
the snow! I do
have a Jeep with 4x4 drive but didn’t even need to
engage that
feature to make the drive. Anybody with half a brain and
a little
experience driving in winter had no problem whatsoever
handling the
streets around KW!
I
think that makes it storm #4 this winter that had the
entire Region
in a panic only to have it be a “Non-Event”! The
Waterloo Region
also shut down all of the public facilities including
the public
schools and all of the Catholic schools as well for the
day on
Wednesday. I wouldn’t doubt that they will stay shut
through Friday because of the panic instilled in the
public by the “Pre storm”
reporting of the weather channel on CTV and others!
What
the
heck is wrong with having the schools open during our
average
winter storms? I am not boasting or making things up
when I tell you
that when we were kids of School Age back in the 50’s
and 60’s,
we often walked to and from School with snow up to our
knees and very
few days were ever bad enough to warrant shutting down
the schools!
In fact, I can’t remember ever having a day off school
because of
too much snow!
In
fact,
I can’t ever remember my mum or dad picking me up from
school
for any reason! They both worked through my pre and teen
years and if
I didn’t walk to school even on nice weather days, I
didn’t get
there! Those days were few and far between for sure.
Unless, I played
hooky and then it cost me a 5th year added onto my 4
year school
program at KCI! Due to that particular bad choice, I
became one heck
of a good pool player but my marks suffered badly! Joe
Doczi and I
would sign ourselves out “Sick” at least one day a week
and walk
down to Ontario Billiards in the back lane off Ontario
St and spend
the day shooting pool! In fact, I wouldn’t doubt Uncle
Russ
patrolled that and other back allies of Downtown
Kitchener on those
very same afternoons we were in Ontario Billiards honing
our skills!
LOL! I must admit to being foolish to have wasted all
those days in
the pool hall due to the fact that it cost me a full
year of my
schooling at KCI! Oh well, by the time I spent a second
year in grade
9 I was able to bring my marks up to a pretty impressive
level. That
was an expensive lesson but I wound up producing some
pretty
impressive scores and marks during the rest of my high
school years!
Having spent all that time in the pool hall, gave me a
thirst for
owning my own pool table some day but alas, it never
happened! I
don’t think Carole would have appreciated my replacing
her beloved
dining room set with a snooker table! LOL! Besides that,
we never did
own a home with enough room for a pool table!
Hahahaaaa…….! Oh
well, there’s always the pool hall at the Mall if I get
the itch to
try my skills again!
Every
time
I drive by KCI the memories of my days there come
flooding back
and I’m happy to say most of them are good memories! I’m
sure Ron
Filsinger could fill you in on some of those good
memories as well!
With
that
said, I’m finding myself out of ideas for this weeks
column so
I’ll say goodbye for now! Thank you all reading this
weeks Ontarion
and Squid and I hope you’ll join us again next time in
The Ontarion
Report!
Bye
for
now…. Greg
****
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