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Nova
Scotia
Sus
Russ
The
Ontarion
Hey
There,
Not
much
going on here in Lotus Land these days so not a whole
lot to
chat about but I’ll think of something.... The
weather can’t decide if it
wants to be winter
or spring. It’s mostly early spring down in the valleys
and out on
the coast but definitely still winter up higher but
there sure isn’t
any where near as much snow up in the mountains as there
was last
year. There is however enough to make those hikes up at
the gondola
quite nice. And, we have been taking advantage of that.
After doing
that nice ‘first’ hike out the Panorama Trail last week
we have
been doing that trail almost regularly now, as in almost
every day
that we have been up there. That hike last week had been
on an
incredibly nice day, and we had a couple of days like
that this week.
I didn’t bother with pictures of that because there is
no point in
taking the same picture over and over. However, by
Thursday of this
week the weather had closed back in with rain in the
valleys and a
bit of snow higher up. So, we did that hike again but
this time in
gently falling snow. Crampons on our boots are a must
these days
because without them I could not chance going out there.
The risk of
a slip or fall would be too great. And of course the
walking sticks
help a lot. Because it was socked in I decided to take
the same
pictures again but this time the background and
mountains were
totally invisible.
This
picture
is the same as the one I showed here last week except
that
the scenery is totally obscured by the weather. So, the
foreground
trees are there but the mountains are not. It makes for
an
interesting perspective.
Then,
on
Friday, after a night of wet snow and rain down here, we
had a
nice dump of fluffy white snow up higher, as in at the
gondola. So,
we did the hike again. I must say it was a bit of a
workout for us as
we carefully trudged through the new snow. The scenery
was different,
again, as we knew it would be. That's what is so cool
about different
weather conditions, they make for dynamic scenery. So,
here is the
same view, again, with clouds obscuring the mountains
and snow piled
on the trees.
This
picture
is from the same area but looking southwest and down
through
the trees. A bit of Howe Sound is visible below the
lower cloud deck.
And
then
there is this pic of Sue as we were headed out onto the
trail.
Walking was a bit of a workout for us but that’s a good
thing, and
of course we wore our crampons so our footing was
secure.
*
A
few weeks ago I had posted my video version of this
Bellamy Brother’s
song, ‘If You Ever Leave I’m Going With You’ and at the
time
I’d promised an audio version. So, being true to my
word, here it
is. Lots of harmony, lots of instrumentation and so on.
It’s a nice
song, at least I think so, as it expresses
a very nice sentiment and has a catchy tune. Enjoy.
If
You
Ever Leave
doug
****
From
Nova
Scotia Sus
It
seems
this winter just comes and goes. After having a good
snowfall we now have rising temps and ice everywhere.
I'm always ready with a
good supply of sand and salt mixed. The last thing I
need is a
client slipping and falling or me.
We
have
been busy lately improving our chicken housing. Since
our chicken numbers have gone down we are planning on
adding to our
flock. Increase our layers by 24 should bring us plenty
of eggs for
the demand. Also it's time to order our meat birds. Last
year we
had almost 60 birds in our freezer. We share them with
our family
and friends. You visit us and you may go home with a
meat bird for
dinner. I love raising chickens and I try to think like
a farmer
that this is for food. The laying hens live as long as
they like
and provide us with food.
We
have
been expanding our coop and putting in bigger windows
for air
and light. Also trap doors between rooms so we can
easily separate
meat birds from layers.
Never
thought
I'd be a chicken farmer and love it.
Sus
****
From
Russ
Superstitions
surrounding
death.
Some
of
us are superstitious surrounding death, burial and
cemeteries -
but I'm not. Some even find cemeteries interesting
places to visit,
to read inscriptions, to ponder on what caused certain
deaths - not
me. I can't say the same for my dear, departed brother,
Howard. He
loved to go into a cemetery at night and try to scare me
and maybe
himself also. When we were in our early teens and lived
in Riverbank
(near Freeport), there was a rural cemetery on the road
to our home,
and if we were walking home after dark my 'big brother'
Howard would
'taunt me' to walk into the spooky, old, place of
burial. One night
as we stood silently listening for 'ghosts', the ground
beneath us
began to drop - with a sigh!
YIKES!!
We
scrambled out of the depression and ran as hard as we
could, all
the way home where we breathlessly tried to explain our
harrowing
experience to whoever would listen. It seams our dad
listened, then
calmly explained what likely happened. He said,
"The
wooden
coffin rotted away, and with your extra weight upon the
earth
above, forced the ground to sag"
"Yeah
but
we heard a "sigh' come from the sunken grave!" we
blurted-out. Our dad (whom we called Pop) had an
explanation for that
sound coming from beneath our trembling knees,
"There
would
be a certain amount of air forced out as the coffin
collapsed,
making a sound like a dead body exhaling". That was not
necessarily comforting to boys age 14, and 16.
*
Wayne
might
remember when this same cemetery hit the gossip. A
member of
our church, Freeport United, had lost his beloved wife
of 30+ years,
and was buried in said cemetery. He was so very
distraught, he
exhumed her body, removed his "special part", and
somehow
he was caught and charged with "Indignity to a dead
body"
And
now,
back to some superstitions associated with cemeteries
and
burial.
>Special
'mourning
clothing', including veils, were worn as a way of hiding
the mourner's identity, thereby protecting them from the
dead. This
is why today we wear black at funerals - black is
associated with the
grief of the mourner.
>Pallbearers
were
to ware gloves so the spirit of the deceased could not
enter
their body. The were also warned to "cover their mouth"
if
they yawned so the spirit could not enter their body.
>Rain
on
a funeral was felt to be a good omen that the deceased
would go to
Heaven. If it also thundered, that was even better as it
indicated
that the soul had made it to Heaven.
>Tombstones
were
initially just rocks and stones used to mark where the
deceased
was buried. But over time, the stones became large
monuments not only
to mark the grave but to stop the spirit from escaping.
>Taking
flowers
from a grave means that the spirit will haunt you.
Pissing on
a grave is rude and unacceptable, and also relieves
pressure on one's
bladder. (Just checking to see if you are paying
attention)
>And
for
God's sake one should never whistle is a cemetery as it
will
summon the devil. And finally, some clever entrepreneur
must have
started this superstition,
>as
long
as the funeral bill remains unpaid, the dead will not
rest in
the grave.
*
In
closing,
I feel the need to tell you a short story about our
pretty,
young, Aunt Edna (whose husband, Willard was overseas at
the time,
helping our Allies to defeat Hitler) and Edna was not
much older than
our brother, Lorne, and she loved to "be frightened".
Woodlawn Cemetery in the East end of Kitchener, is where
most of my
family are buried. There is a building on said property
called a
mausoleum with drawers containing ashes of the deceased,
and larger
ones containing actual corpses. We kids loved to go into
this
facility for the sole purpose of scaring ourselves. One
time, we
decided to 'introduce' Aunt Edna to this "Place of
Horror".
Now when I say "we" I mean mostly brother Howard. His
plan
was to get Edna and anybody else brave enough to enter
said
"stone-cold place", and while we got our "Guinea pigs"
far from the door, turn the lights off, leaving only
pendant, dim,
red lights on which gave the place an even ghostlier
feeling, closing
the only escape door, and securing it so no one could
get out, waited
for the inevitable screams.
Edna,
who
was always a good sport, pretended to be scared......or
was she
pretending?
Russ.
PS
Do
you believe in ghosts? I don't. I've seen only one, and
felt the
presence of only two so far.
****
The
Ontarion
Hello
everyone!
Well,
hopefully
we’ve just had the last ice storm of this winter! Most
likely not but finger’s crossed it will be!
It
only
took me a half hour to scrape the ice off the Jeep so I
could do
some running today to order my new hearing aids! I
didn’t realize
I’ve had aids for a total of almost 10 years but when I
went in to
have them serviced the other day they told me that I was
due for new
ones and that my current ones were my second ones at 5
years per
pair! Wow, it doesn’t seem that long since I got my
first set! Oh
well, I guess time flies as they say! I’m lucky that
I’ve had
them paid for by WSIB since first getting them so long
ago. Actually
the first set I had to pay for myself and they cost over
$3,000.00
dollars. Then I found out that WSIB would have paid for
them since my
hearing loss was attributed to having put up with loud
noise from the
Pumpers at work. So consequently, work place hearing
loss is covered
by WSIB insurance co. Thank goodness for insurance!
After that first
set, every 5 years they will pay for a new set of aids
for me and now
it’s time for new ones once again!
Hearing
aids
don’t give you perfect hearing again but they enhance
what
hearing ability you still have! For the most part, they
allow you to
hear better than you could without them but your hearing
with them is
better by far than without them! There are times when I
still miss
what is being said to me but that’s just part of the
game! People
around you just have to understand that with aids your
hearing isn’t
what it used to be with perfect hearing and sometimes
you’ll miss
what was said to you! Oh well, hearing with them is most
certainly
better than depending on your natural hearing ability
when you’ve
lost some of that ability!
It’s
a
fact that the older you get, the more things go wrong
with your
health! I personally have a whole litany of problems but
luckily our
health care system here in Canada has kept me going!
With type two
diabetes, skin cancer, arthritis, and heart problems
I’ve had more
than my share of visits to the doctors and hospitals
over the years
but I’m happy to still be on the right side of the grass
and
enjoying it! Speaking of grass, it’s the middle of
winter here in
southern Ontario and we can still see the green grass of
our lawns.
This is one of the mildest winters in many years here in
Canada so
we’re lucky not to have the usual amount of snow piled
along our
streets and sidewalks! We’re all hoping that the rest of
this
winter will be as mild as it has been so far! I
personally am looking
forward to spring so I can get the MG out of storage and
cruise the
country side once again with the top down in the warm
sunshine!
Carole and I are rally tired of being cooped up indoors
with this
Covid-19 crap but I guess we’re just lucky that we
haven’t
contracted Covid in the three years it’s been ravaging
the earth
in so many countries! We’ve been very careful not to
expose
ourselves to the virus by frequenting places with large
crowds. We
only go out when we need groceries or visits to the
doctor etc when
necessary! I guess it’s paid off to be careful but it’s
not very
nice to have spent three years in the house for the most
part!
I
hope it will be over with soon enough that we can get
back to a
normal life style again! It’s been a long haul for most
of the
countries in the world and it sure will be nice once
it’s over and
done with!
That’s
about
all I have for this week folks! Thanks for tuning in and
I’ll
look forward to talking to you all again next week in
The Ontarion
Report!
Bye
for
now… Greg.
****
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