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Russ
Karl
Nova
Scotia
Sus
Wayne
The
Ontarion
Hey
There,
Just
to
show how irresponsible and immature I am, I went out and
got
myself another toy. I can not justify this in any way
what so ever
and so won’t even try. I already have a really cool
Harley sitting
in the garage but for some silly reason I got the idea
that it would
be nice to be able to ride some of the roads that the
Harley is not
suited for. She’s at her best rumbling along the
mountain highways
as her ‘Harley’ sounding exhaust note reverberates off
the hills.
And, the Harley puts out more power than I’ll ever need
or use. I
will continue to do that kind of riding every chance I
get. She’s
also nice and low and easy for Sue to climb onto so
theres that as
well. This new toy is a Royal Enfield Himalayan,
classified as an
‘adventure’ bike. All that means is it’s a modern
version of a
dual sport with a comfortable seat. This particular
model is the same
bike that the YouTub’er known as Itchy Boots spent three
years
riding the world on. The Himalayan is not a powerful
bike at all, in
fact it is very underpowered but its built like a farm
tractor and
meant to go anywhere, just not very fast and that’s
exactly what
riding the back roads should be. The Royal Enfield’s
were first
made in Britton but then the company moved to India
where they have
been building bikes for decades, mostly for the Indian
and Asian
markets. In the last decade or so they have
re-introduced themselves
to the ‘western’ market. These are the kind of bikes
that you see
in pictures where the husband, wife, several kids, a
basket of
chickens and a goat are all riding on their way to the
next village.
This bike has a little single cylinder 411cc thumper
engine compared
to my Harley’s 1200cc V Twin engine.
Ryan
and
I picked up our bikes, identical except his is black and
mine is
grey, from a motorcycle dealer in Langley which is
fairly close to
where he lives. It was pouring rain the whole day and so
there was no
way I’d be riding mine back to Squamish. We loaded mine
into the
back of my truck and he rode his back to his place where
I took this
pic of mine strapped into the bed of the truck. And it
rained hard
and none-stop all that day (Saturday) as well as Sunday
and so on.
The
rain
let up just long enough on Sunday afternoon that I was
able to
enlist the help of a couple of nighbours to get the bike
unloaded.
One nighbour has a snowmobile ramp which works great for
that kind of
thing. So, my first ride on this bike was up to the end
of the street
and back, in the rain that had started up again.
Something I’m
going to have to get used to is the fact that the
Enfield has a frame
mounted nose, the front stays ridged with the rest of
the bike when
you turn the bars and front wheel. My Harley has a fork
mounted front
end, everything turns back and forth with the bars. On
Monday I was
able to ride it down to the gas station and back, a
whole 10k round
trip but at least I got out for a short ride. Tuesday
was 3 degrees
and raining wet snow and the rest of the week was cold
and wet so
both bikes are sitting in the back of our garage,
waiting and ready
to go riding, should spring ever make a comeback.
doug
****
From
Karl
Hi
from
Melbourne Australia well we are having typical Melbourne
weather
hot one day freezing next day but today is a nice day
great for a
walk which I love to do and take photos I do post some
of my photos
on the local weather Chanel and hope they post it time
will tell lol
,I want to say thank you to the great read every week
you guys post
it keeps us informed of what is happening in Canada
especially in
Kitchener where Greg keeps up with the local news and
Doug from the
West coast and Sue from the East coast and who can not
read the
lovely writings from Russ ,I love reading the stories
from Russ YOU
write so well ,I hope everyone is doing well and looking
forward to
the next instalment of the Squamidian ,I will finish
with a few
photos from this last week’s walk in the City and thanks
again to
everyone who contributes ,Stay safe and have a great
Summer
cheers
from Karl..
****
From
Nova
Scotia Sus
Time
flies
and as usual I forgot something very important. I was in
New
Glasgow picking up my books from the accountant when I
decided to
check the deadline on my inspection sticker. It read
March 23rd of
this year. Oops!
Nothing
like
knowingly driving without a good sticker. I made the
call to
the Honda dealer to plead my case. They said how about
next
Thursday...I said I need it now or maybe you could put a
rejection
sticker on the car so I can drive until next Thursday.
They broke
down and said how is 4pm. today. I thanked them from the
bottom of
my heart. I still needed to drive home and then back to
New Glasgow
for my 4pm appointment. I'm not a nervous driver
normally but I made
sure to stay under the posted speed signs. All went well
after all. I will try hard to not miss my date 2 years
from now.
Sus
****
From
Russ
It's
come
alive!
It's
Wednesday,
April 19th - the welcome sun has come out raising the
temp. to 8.9C from an early morning zero. Have just
returned from a
one-hour bike ride around the village of Point Clark, a
"resort
area" lying on the shores of beautiful, blue, Lake
Huron. Today
she is calm, not angry and roaring as she has been doing
lately! The
birds have returned, being very vocal, shattering the
silence of the
winter.
We've
had
a 'mess of rain' (nine inches in one downpour) flooding
basements, washing out roads, and leaving ponds where
they don't
belong. My sump-pump has been running 24-7 for weeks -
now it's
resting.
The
rain
has caused Spring to arrive in leaps, and bounds - lawns
are
green, Daffodils are in full bloom - smiling at us from
everywhere
with their happy, yellow, and white faces. The air is
brisk, and so
clean you want to ingest it! I'm riding in the "Garden
of
Eden" - undeserving of such blessings!!
A
large doe, off to my right, standing perfectly still
with her ears
pointing skyward is but one of many deer living in this
perfectly
safe community. No hunting is allowed in Point Clark,
and they know
it!
I
round the corner, and suddenly the sounds of Nature are
shattered by
two men high in a willow tree, cutting limbs, and
dropping them to
two more men who are 'feeding' the cut limbs into a
'shredder' which
'snorts',and chews-up the huge limbs and branches as
though they were
saplings! The gentle sounds of nature are drowned-out -
I'm no longer
in my Garden of Eden! And as the weekenders arrive, they
do their
very best to make as much noise as they are accustomed
to in the
city> power lawnmowers; leaf-blowers which scream
requiring the
operators to wear hearing protectors; golf carts, and
off-road
vehicles shoot up, and down our narrow roads, breaking
the posted
speed limits by more than 40km (signs posted at 45km)
85km is
"highway speed" We don't often see police around these
parts. Maybe they don't want to interfere with the
tourists fun!
On
holiday
weekends in summer, it's not safe for me to leave my
driveway
for fear of being hit by some "need-for-speed"
weekender!
That's what I get for living in a "resort area".
Honestly,
I prefer winter as the only things I need to
watch-out-for are snow
mobiles.
Yup.
The
Point has come alive!
Russ.
****
From
Wayne
& Sylvia
Nosy
Moose
Now
that
we have a deck and a glass enclosure that gives us
beautiful
sunrises and views we get to see more wild life.This
week a nosy
young moose thought that he should do some sightseeing
so he came up
to within 100 metres of our vantage point and waited for
us to get
the camera. We have a large beaver lodge in the river
straight out
from the deck and deer that check in the evening to see
if we have
planted anything yet.
I
saw a herd of five deer yesterday on a drive into
Sussex.
The
Canada
geese are back in large numbers - forty-six in a flock
the
other day. There are ducks on our pond of species that
demand that we
keep the Audubon book handy for identification, Eagles
and Osprey are
a common sight too. The river is in flood now so the
birds are
waiting for the water's subsidence which will trap some
aquatic life
in flooded areas that won't easily drain.
Lots
to
see here.
Wayne
&
Sylvia.
****
The
Ontarion
Hello
everyone!
It
was
Christmas morning, 1954 and we were surprised to find a
grand toy
beneath the tree that was left in both my brother
Brent’s and my
names! It was a beautiful “O” Gage Lionel Train complete
with
several cars and other track accessories that were
activated when the
train ran over their switches. There was a bell crossing
system that
warned of the train’s approach! There was also a swell
Bridge that
the train could cross as if crossing a river etc. and a
lovely train
station that served as a passenger pick up spot for our
make believe
town! It was an amazing set up and I have it stored in a
wooden crate
up in our garage mezzanine to this very day! I should
dig it out
sometime soon and see if it’s still in working order! My
dad and
our neighbour spent most of that Christmas day setting
up that train
set and of course playing with it as well! LOL! My
brother and I
didn’t even get to play with the train until it was
almost time for
bed and Mr Urquhart went home to tuck his two daughters
in for the
evening! I guess he must not have wanted to be playing
with the dolls
he and his wife had given the girls for Christmas but
eventually he
had to go home for their sake to be with them rather
than his buddy
across the street, my dad and our train set!
Hahahahahaaa….. My
mother was not pleased with them commandeering our train
set but back
then what could she say that wasn’t rude to my dad’s
buddy Huey
from across the street! After all, my dad had invited
him over to
“help” with the set up of “our” train! LOL!
It
worked
out ok since it prevented me and my brother from
fighting over
how to set up the train set! Once the first day with the
train had
passed, at least it was completely set up and working
for our
pleasure! It came complete with a little bottle of
liquid that when
dripped into the engine’s smoke stack with an eye
dropper, would
make beautiful smoke puff from the engine’s smoke stack
like a real
train! The train set was amazing and you could set up
the tracks in
both a large oval or a figure 8 shape, whichever caught
our fancy on
the day of playing with it! Of course this caused many
arguments
between my brother and I when it came to a “Train set”
Play day!
Also my brother being two years older than I was and
also pretty much
of a bully even when young kids, he usually got his way
with things
that we were supposed to share! Giving one gift to two
young boys
turned out to be a bad idea and didn’t happen again for
the rest of
our young lives! Even when we were adults, we had a
disagreement over
the possession of that train set! When Carole and Adam
and I had
moved to Linwood and were well set as a rural family,
the possession
of that train set came into question once again! When my
brother got
married, he said he no longer wanted any of our
childhood toys
including that train set. So at that time, I gathered up
our old toys
including that train set and tucked them away into our
storage room
in the basement in Linwood.
Once
again
several years later when my brother and his wife had
twin boys
and they started to have kids of their own, I was asked
for the train
set back so my brother could give it to his grand kids.
Well, since
possession is 9/10ths of the law, I decided to keep the
train set for
our son rather than give it to my bully of a brother!
After all, he
had given up ownership of that train many years ago! So,
since it was
well stashed away in my storage room in the basement I
told my bully
of a brother who lived in Guelph at the time, that I had
sold the
train set in one of my garage sales that I was famous
for! He was of
course quite ticked off but, so what, I had the upper
hand and wanted
to keep it that way! Now that those years are long
behind us and he
is no longer on this earth the train is mine and shall
remain so
until I’m no longer around!
That
train
inspired me to have and interest in real trains as a
youth and
with a real train station here in Kitchener, my friend
David
Bernhardt and I would ride our bikes to the old wooden
bridge on
Margaret Avenue that was there to allow vehicle traffic
to cross over
the train tracks that came into town from as far away as
Toronto! We
would park our bikes by the railing of the bridge and
climb over the
railing. We would straddle the huge beams that supported
the bridge
and wait for the large steam engines to pass beneath us.
It was great
fun to sit there and become engulfed by the great plumes
of steam and
smoke that were puffed from the smoke stacks of the
trains below!
Every once in a while, the railroad police would come
along and chase
our skinny behinds off the bridge! They would threaten
to confiscate
our bicycles if we ever came back but of course we still
did, many
times!
The
train
station was also an attraction for us when young
teenagers! It
was great fun to hang around the station and when we
would see a
train approaching we would have fun placing pennies on
the rails for
the train to run over! The pennies would be of course
flattened and
become very large after being run over by the heavy
locomotives. They
were collector’s items that we kept for many years as
kids and even
young adults! In fact, talking about this makes me want
to go down to
that same train station and repeat the “penny” trick
even today!
It would indeed still be fun to try that again! I wonder
if kids
today are still up to such tricks?
Thinking
of
this, the new diesel trains might even be heavier than
the old
steam engines and might make even larger flatter
pennies! LOL! Of
course we no longer have pennies to place on the track
so I’d have
to do that same trick using Loonies I guess! LOL! Can
you imagine the
size of a flattened “Loony”?
WOW!
I
think I’m going to take a drive down to the train
station and
give that same trick a go with a Loony sometime soon!
How cool would
that be?
Since
they’ve
rebuilt the old bridge on Margaret Avenue and it’s no
longer held up by huge beams, I can’t sit on them and
watch the
trains pass beneath me I’ll have to forego that trick as
a mature
adult! LOL! However it would still be interesting to go
to the
bridge and watch the trains pass beneath the structure
and bring back
all those old memories! Maybe some day I’ll give it a go
to stand
on the bridge and watch the diesel trains pass below
just for the
heck of it!
That’s
about
it for this week folks!
Thanks
for
tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all
again
next time in The Ontarion Report!
Bye
for
now…. Greg
****
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