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From
Gail
Nova
Scotia
Sus
From
Russ
From
Karin
The
Ontarion
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Well
Now,
here we are again. And I truly thank each and ever one
of you
for showing your support for this sort-of
extended-family newsletter.
So,
I
guess I’ll kick things off by saying it’s good to be
back. As
much as a pain in the butt writing a weekly column is,
it is also a
nice challenge and tends to force some focus into an
otherwise blur
of passing days and weeks. However, I must admit to the
fact that I
actually kept up writing on a weekly basis as you can
see by the
issue number at the top of the page. I tend to use these
weekly
letters as a way of keeping
track what was happening at various
points in time.
Using the online versions, I can look up a given date
and get an idea
of what was going on. So, I’ve kept writing and
uploading to my web
site, outlining what was happening in my life. These
‘unpublished’
issues are there on my site. They outline a rather
frustrating summer
that I’m quite happy to see come to an end. They outline
a painful
bout of kidney stones, a painful impacted tooth that
required 2
rounds (so far) of antibiotics and a specialist to deal
with. They
describe being almost
taken
out while on my motorcycle by a driver who pulled a left
turn
right in front of me that was so close I still can’t
believe I
didn’t impact into the side of her car. I ended up with
the bike
laying in the center of the road but I was unhurt, very
shook up but
unhurt. I had a few word to say to her. I had a later
issue with the
bike where the rear wheel bearings failed. That
shouldn’t have
happened on a bike that’s only a year and a half old.
All this over
the backdrop of a bad hip joint. One of the few bright
spots of this
summer was doing some music with Nova Scotia Sus when
she was out
here visiting her brother Warren.
We
had
the granddaughters here for pretty well all of July
which was
both wonderful and exhausting, as well as a good part of
the last
couple of weeks of August, equally exhausting. We’ve had
a heat
pump installed which is wonderful given how hot our
summers tend to
be now. And, it should be just as nice during cold
weather as it
works for extracting both hot and cold. (Thats
technically not true
as anything over absolute zero is just a degree of hot,
hot, or
‘heat’, being
simply a level of energy). But it works, and very
efficiently.
Enough
about
me, lets move on to everyone else who have
much
more interesting things to
say.
doug
****
*Gail Sent This In
Several
Weeks Ago*
From
Gail
I
thought I would share an encounter I had at Woodland
cemetary that
might spark a few "flashbacks" for some of you. I was
over
weeding, trimming, planting at the Brubacher plot and,
as usual,
scooted across the way to do some tidying around the
Cameron
headstone. A man stopped and approached me saying "You
must be
Marg (Cameron)."I explained myself and learned that he
goes to
the same church as Roy and went to highschool with
Claire. Then he
said he grew up nearby and went to Howard Robertson
school. I didn't
recognize his name - Don Mc....something. He asked about
Doug and
also Ward and Warren whom he remembered from
kindergarten because if
one twin cried so would the other. He proceeded to
remind me of so
many families in the area at that time -the Arndts,
Schnieders.
Hills, Morrisons (but didn't recall Cathy), Linesmons
(didn't recall
Bobbette), several principals etc. Also, places like
Fowler's store.
the gas station, fire hall, Stahl's orchard, Blue
Springs, old road
names, Chicoppe, Willow Lake. He is Gary's age which
explains why we
had never run across each other because five years when
you're a kid
is like a generation gap. Perhaps some of you might
recall this chap.
I wonder if he was as chatty then as he is now but, in
spite of
having my ears talked off, it was an interesting walk
down memory
lane.
Gail
****
From
Nova
Scotia Sus
"
Hey it's good to be back home again" Remember that song
Doug? I had a wonderful trip out west for the past two
weeks visiting with
family. My sister, Michelle picked me up at the Edmonton
airport and
we spent the next week hiking and touring around parts
of Alberta. I've never seen such straight roads that go
on forever. Beautiful
fields and a big sky. The weather was perfect, although
they needed
rain, everything looked like it was thriving.
The
next
week I hopped on a plane from Calgary to Abbotsford,
B.C. where
my brother Warren picked me up in his Smart Car.
Smallest car I've
ever been in and the most traffic I've ever seen. I'm
kind of
spoiled living in Nova Scotia with our small
populations. Warren
lives up the Sea to Sky highway past Squamish and then
up a mountain
road where it is nice and peaceful. You can forget about
the traffic
and get back to nature. He has a chalet to rent with
guests coming
and going. His log home is beautiful and cozy. Doug and
Sue came
over for supper and some guitar playing and singing. We
had so much
fun they invited us to a beautiful dinner and more
singing and
guitar. It was just like old times.
I
will have wonderful memories of my trip for a long time.
Sus
****
From
Russ
It's
great
to be back with you - really! How was your summer?
Nothing goes
faster than summer - maybe money comes to mind. I can't
believe it's
September already! Like me, you probably spent less time
at the
computer and more time outdoors. This was a good idea,
Doug - taking
a 'rest' away from writing our weekly report. It may
catch on.
I've
been
anxious to share a short, smelly story with you - I call
it
"What's that smell?"
My
#2 son, Greg has the reputation around these
parts as somewhat
of a good mechanic. He has his own shop in Ripley,
complete with
hoist, compressed air, welding equipment, plus every
tool you can
imagine. He does odd jobs for his friends, and never
charges a cent -
he works for peanuts and feeds them to his many
chipmunks and expects
nothing in return.
If
you've
ever taken your car to a mechanic because of that noise,
shimmy,
or smell (and it won't do that when he tests it),
you can
picture Greg being very worried about the smell of
burning rubber
that is coming from his truck, and he can't find from
where!
"It
doesn't
smell 'till it's been running for a while" said Greg.
"Smells
like
a V-belt is slipping" says I, proudly (I know absolutely
nothing, compared to Greg about motors)
Enter
cousin
Dickson who says, "Let's put 'er back up on your hoist"
(Dickson knows much more than Greg about motors, having
worked as a
mechanic for years) After a close inspection, he says,
"OK
-
let 'er down again" Now he crawls into the
engine
compartment and, reaching way down deep, grunting
muchly, as he
sports a Molson muscle - pulls an oily rag off the hot
manifold.
"Looks
like
somebodies old underwear" says Dickson.
"Whaaat?!"
exclaims
Greg "They're mine!" All scorched and greasy - how
could he recognize them? Seems he was working on the
engine, and
using a pair of his old underwear as a 'wiping rag',
accidentaly
dropped them and forgot them!
Way-to-go,
Greg
Russ
****
From
Karin
Hi
Doug,
and everyone !
I
hope I’m not too late to contribute. It’s an exciting
time of
year. Yes, it is the second day of spring ! We have had
an extra long
, cold and wet winter , and I’m not the only one
complaining about
the terrible weather we’ve been dealt in Melbourne. Not
only that ,
but covid is still around, and people we know have had
it, and some,
recently, so Karl and I are still wearing masks when we
go to the
shops, and they are mandatory on public transport.
We
have
had quite a lot going on.
Karl
has
been going to the city regularly. He is meeting up with
other
photo enthusiasts in the city today. I will be keeping
busy in the
studio today. I have 3 paintings going in various stages
of
completion. I hope to enter them in the Bluethumb art
prize, and just
found out the deadline for entry is on Monday.
There
are
many art exhibitions to enter in Spring; among them a
portrait
exhibition. This is good motivation to do a couple of
new portraits.
Thought I’d share a painting I did a while back for an
exhibition.
It was painted on an artist palette.
Well,
I
am looking forward to hearing from everyone.
Karin
****
ONTARION
SEPT
01/2022
HELLO
AND
WELCOME BACK!
It’s’
been
so long that I’ve almost forgotten how to write my
heading!
Guess
this
will have to do for a start! LOL!
It’s
been
a long resting three months and I am happy that enough
members
have shown a desire to continue the Squid and to promise
to
participate to make it worth starting up again for Doug
Russ and
myself! We’ve had and interesting and hard work summer
here at our house. We had so many projects to work on
and complete by fall that
we have hardly had a moment to enjoy the sunshine and
warmth of this
past lovely summer. To start things off, we had a bad
storm at the
beginning of July that knocked down a large part of our
back fence.
So that started the summer off with a bang. Adam and I
spent a few
days in the middle of July rebuilding the back fence.
Luckily he was
able to find a fencing company in Stratford that was
giving away a
load of old fence boards that matched our fence exactly
so he took a
run up to Stratford in his truck and picked up a load
that happened
to be enough to rebuild our damaged fence and that was a
savings
indeed! If he hadn’t come across that free load, the
fence repair
would have been very costly! As it was, we had to rent a
large post
hole digger that you tow behind your vehicle. The back
yard fence
posts were mounted in heavy clay soil and had broken off
at ground
level so we had to re-space them and of course dig new
holes for the
posts! We started with a man held post hole digger and
that was a
disaster to try to hold in place! It just would not dig
through the
heavy soil so we went to A to Z rental in Waterloo to
bring home the
heavy duty industrial style digger and use that! It
finally managed
to dig the holes we needed and with that we finally got
the new
sections of fence finished. It took us two whole days to
get that
repair completed but we finally managed to finish it!
With the rest
of the boards, we rebuilt the top three feet of the
fence between our
house and the neighbour’s beside us. Now we finally have
some
privacy from “Prying Eyes”!
The
second
challenge of the summer was to remove several huge
tree-like
shrubs that were growing along the inside of the fence
that lines the
Driftwood Dr side of our yard. They were so over grown
that they were
encroaching on the entire side yard lawn and made it
very difficult
to mow the lawn! So Carole decided that she would like
us to remove
them from along the fence. That project took us about
three days to
remove. Then, all of the creeping vines that were
growing as ground
cover under those shrubs had to be removed. Adam
purchased a saw
blade that fit on his wipper-snipper and had a chain saw
like set of
teeth on it so that we could use it to cut through all
of the heavy
vines growing on the ground. We tried to pull them out
by hand but
they were just too well rooted. With the new saw blade,
we were able
to clear most of those out of the garden. Now all we
have to do is
use a roto-tiller on that section of garden next spring
and figure
out what to plant next. I’m pretty sure we’ll be
replacing that
mess with new grass to make it simple and pleasant to
look at and mow
next year!
To
top
things off for this year, our air conditioning system
that I
installed when we moved here back in 1998 kicked the
bucket and had
to be replaced! Since I no longer have a refrigeration
and Air
conditioning licence I can no longer purchase AC systems
from a
wholesale outlet. Consequently, we had to pay a
commercial AC company
to come and install a new system for us and it just
happened to take
place in the middle of a late August heat wave! Luckily,
we managed
to find a company in Waterloo that gave us a decent
price for the
system and installation! Of course it was still much
more expensive
that back in 1998 when I could pay wholesale price and
do the
installation myself! I guess that’s one of the costs of
getting
old! LOL!
It
seemed
that we are getting hit with several costly items that
need
repair and or replacing all at the same time. Our 12
year old fridge
has begun to have a bad chemical smell emitted every
time we open the
door on either the fridge or freezer side of the fridge.
And nobody
has been able to find the source of the bad odour! We
have emptied
and cleaned the fridge and freezer twice over the last
two weeks and
it still emits the chemical smell! I even paid an
appliance
technician to come over to service it and find and
correct the source
of the odour! He opened the freezer door and immediately
said in his
foreign accent “Smells like fridge!” and then told us to
clean
the mouse poop out of the condensate tray beneath the
fridge. There
was some small mouse poop in the tray. He than proceeded
to hand me a
bill for $85.00 for looking in and smelling the fridge!
What a
useless rip off!!! We have done everything possible to
find the
source but have been unable to clear it up so, we have
decided to
replace the fridge! We even bought on line a refrigerant
leak
detector and have been unable to detect a leak in the
refrigerant
lines. I guess it’s now going to be a new fridge for the
Payne
family kitchen after all the other expenses!
The
only
other expense we are now facing is paying a brick layer
to come
over and replace the bricks that are falling apart from
the western
facing wall of our house and that’ll be another big
costly item for
sure! Who said getting older means “The Golden Years”! I
am
beginning to think one needs to own a ton of gold to be
able to
afford these retirement expenses! LOL!
Speaking
of
which, I have just celebrated my 20th year of retirement
from the
Fire Service yesterday with Carole and Adam!
Carole
and
Adam baked me my favourite chocolate cake for a
retirement treat! After all that’s been hitting our bank
account lately it’s
a wonder we could still afford a cake! God bless my
loving family for
remembering to celebrate my 20th year of retirement!
Thank you so
much Carole and Adam!
Here’s
looking
forward to another 20 years of retirement living!
Lotsa
Love….
Greg/dad.
That’s
about
it for a first effort back at the Ontarion! I sincerely
hope
you all enjoyed being back at the Squid once again!
See
you
again next week!
Bye
for
now…. Greg
****
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