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From
Russ
From
Nova
Scotia Sus
The
Ontarion
Hey
There,
I
apologize for continuing with this rather distasteful
subject but to
be fair, there is currently not much else going on in my
life so I
have little else to write about no matter how much I’d
like to move
on.
The
need
for surgery often takes place over time and depends on
what and
why. In my case the need built up over several years. My
surgery took
less than two hours. The recovery stage is now the
unknown but
under way. I’m two weeks into it, I’ve come a long way,
and there
is still a long way to go. The first days or weeks are
all about pain
control and movement.
Pain
control
is scary because it means taking all sorts of meds,
including
a narcotic. Those are not something l would choose to
take but are
apparently vital during the first week to ten days after
being sliced
open, having a hip joint sawed off and an artificial one
inserted.
I’ve heard stories about people having no problem at all
getting
‘off’ of the narcotics and stories about people running
into all
sorts of withdrawal problems. I was given a ten day
prescription but
no advice regarding how to deal with the prescription
ending. This
seems to be a common situation for others I’ve talked
to, basically
on my own, perhaps because everyone reacts differently,
or nobody
really knows.
Aside
from
the obvious pain killer effect, I found the narcotic to
be a
great sleep aid. Heck, all I had to do was close my eyes
and I’d be
out like a light. That was the up-side. The down-side
was some rather
hellish constipation. Constipation is an inevitable
result of surgery
and medications but we won’t talk about that except to
say that
it’s made worse by trying to use the can while trying to
adhere to
hip joint precautions which makes for a frustrating
experience. The
hip joint must not be bent to anywhere near 90 degrees.
The knee must
stay at least two inches lower than the hip so the
result is a
reclined position that is not natural and simply doesn’t
work.
Anyway, I weaned myself off of them after just over a
week. No real
problems except sleep becoming elusive, or to be more
specific, being
back to normal.
Swelling
is
an expected, problem all the way down to my foot. Ice
and movement
are the answer. I’ve certainly kept moving. In fact as
soon as you
wake up after surgery and are sufficiently coherent they
have you up
walking with the aid of a walker. There are exercises
that must be
done as well. I’ve been doing all of that. However
stiffness and
swelling were
a constant but controllable companion for a few days and
seem to be
over with now. By the middle of this week I have been
able to toddle
around in the house without using my walker or crutches
but it is
exhausting.
My
staples
were taken out yesterday (Friday). That’s a good step
forward. We had to go back to Lions Gate to have that
done because we
lost our family doctors several months ago. I tried to
count them as
the nurse pulled them out but lost count as she worked
her way along
what has to be a good 6 or 7 inch long incision area.
Anyway, each
day gets easier as we go. And hopefully, I won’t be
bothering you
with too much more of this surgery information stuff.
*
And
now
for something equally boring….. the weather! Back in the
spring, we didn’t have any spring. Spring never came on
the west
coast. Winter hung on right into July. Then we went
right into full
blown summer. Then, summer hit hard with too many hot
records to
count and virtually no rain at all. Summer hung on until
the last
week of October at which time we switched directly into
winter, along
with record breaking cold temperatures. No fall at all.
The leaves
are still on the trees. They never had a chance to turn
colour or to
fall off. Sue had to shovel and salt the driveway
several days ago.
All I could do was watch and offer suggestions to the
point of
driving her nuts. The snow ended up melting away over
the next few
days anyway. Oh well. If the leaves ever do come down
they will end
up on top of any
snow and be impossible to rake.
*
Last
week
we had my audio version of the Hank Lacklin song ‘Please
Help
Me I’m Falling’. This week we have my video version.
Hope you
enjoy it because as I said last week, this is the last
of the musical
entertainment moments until I can ‘get back at it’, so
to speak.
Please
Help
Me I’m Falling
(a video by me)
doug
****
From
Russ
Like
I
said last week, I want to learn more about this
remarkable lake I'm
fortunate to live beside. Here are some things I
discovered so far:
Let's call them "Facts about Lake Huron"
1.
It
is the 2nd largest of the Great Lakes by surface area,
covering
almost 60,000 sq. Km; and the 5th largest fresh water
lake on Earth.
By volume however, Lake Huron is surpassed by both
Lake Superior and
Lake Michigan.
2.
It
is connected to Lake Michigan by the Straights of
Mackinac - at
Mackinac Bridge (the narrowest point), it is 5.6 Km wide
with a
maximum depth of 19 fathoms (295 feet)
3.
Early
French explorers called Lake Huron "la Mer Douce",
meaning "the fresh-water Sea". Note: first-time visitors
call it an "ocean" - they just can't wrap their minds
around a lake being so wide!
4.
L.
Huron is 331.52 Km in length; 294.51 Km wide; 228.60m
deep. Note:
a quick depth comparison to the other so-called Great
Lakes; Michigan
281.33m, Superior 406.30m (lake bottom is well below sea
level),
while Erie is only 64.01m, and St. Clair a mere 8.23m
deep.
Are
you
still awake? I did pages, and pages of research on why
Lake
Huron is so low at this time, but you may be
pleased to learn, I
won't bore you by including the findings here. But I did
find
something interesting to ask you. Do you think the water
level in
Lake Huron has never been lower than it is today? Try to
imagine the
water being 100m (330 ft) below today's level. Have you
ever heard of
the Alpena-Amberley Ridge? Nor had I! A mere
9,000 years ago
that Ridge was exposed, and formed a 'land bridge' which
was used as
a migration route by large herds of Caribou. And humans
followed the
'food'! Since 2008 archaeologists have discovered at
least 60 stone
structures. I read somewhere that early humans built
these stone
structures (narrow corridors) to drive the Caribou into
corals (now
they had both food and transportation!) Imagine
walking/riding from
the Amberley General Store, across Lake Huron to
Michigan!!
OK
-
if you can't imagine crossing Huron on foot or riding a
tamed
Caribou, try imagining paying $6,500 pp (American) for
an 8-day
cruise of all the Great Lakes on a 6 deck, Viking
Cruise Ship
that holds 400 passengers. AND YOU ARE ONE OF THEM!! We
see them all
Summer-long cruising up and down the lake, and you can
board the
VIKING OCTANTIS in Toronto, or at it's Port in
Milwaukee, USA.
PS
Yup,
that's on my 'Bucket list"
Uncle
Russ.
****
From
Nova
Scotia Sus
In
contrast
to all the devastation around here we have a field down
our
road that is covered by sheep and 3 beautiful big sheep
dogs. 🐑
What
a
pleasant surprise!
Everyone
slows
down to admire them. There are other sheep farms around
but
never near us. It's like a breath of fresh air.
Further
down
the road is a farm that is open to the public. They have
kids
parties, lessons for horse back riding, trail rides and
wagon rides. You really have to drive slowly and be
aware of a horse drawn wagon
full of people on the road.
Not
far
from us is a farm with greenhouses that is open to the
public. Every Friday there are cars parked on the road
picking up there
weekly supply of veggies. These people lost their solar
panel field
during Fiona. It was a mess with broken panels
everywhere. Within
weeks they had it all restored.
So
Millsville
Road has seen some big changes. We used to be the road
to
nowhere...now we are definitely the place to go.
Sus
****
The
Ontarion
Hello
everyone!
Last
week
ended on a sad note for our family, my brother Brent
passed away
on Saturday! He’d been unwell for the past few months
and was in
hospital for the few weeks preceding his passing! He was
76 years
old!
*
Well,
it
looks like old man winter has decided to end the lovely
weather
we’ve been experiencing this fall! I’m sure you all know
that
we’ve been seeing a few inches of the white stuff on our
lawns etc
this past few days and will be seeing much more of it in
the coming
months! Weather Canada’s prediction of a mild winter
with lesser
amounts of snow this winter for southern Ontario is most
likely not
going to be a reality! Oh well, it’s a good thing I have
the snow
blower all serviced and ready to go when the heavy stuff
does arrive!
It wouldn’t be Canada if we didn’t get cold and snowy
winters now
would it?
With
so
much going on there’s always more and more things
happening in
our lives isn’t there? I’ve just come from a visit with
the eye
surgeon and he’s scheduled me for cataract surgery on
the 25th of
this month and also a check up to follow that on the
13th of
December. So, it’s going to be another busy few weeks
ahead! I had
hoped it would free me from having to wear glasses but
he told me
that I’ll most likely still have to wear them to correct
the vision
in my left eye. I have another cataract forming in the
left eye and
he won’t be able to do that surgery until sometime next
spring if
it keeps on enlarging! I guess that’s just what happens
when you
get older, things start to fall apart and you have to
keep on top of
your health! I’ve been lucky so far to have had
successful surgery
on my heart and hopefully that will give me another
number of years
before anything else serious happens! There’s no
guarantee is
there? Just have to go with the flow as they say!
Luckily I have the
support of a loving wife and son to keep me going!
Carole and I will
be celebrating our 50th wedding anniversary on January
19th so we’re
trying to decide where to spend that occasion. We’ve had
thoughts
of a trip to mark the date but we’re not sure where that
will be.
Likely somewhere nice and warm that we’ve never seen
before! We
have several places in mind and hopefully we’ll both
stay healthy
enough to enjoy a major trip such as maybe Hawaii or the
likes of
that! I said if all else fails, we can visit Bridgeport
Ontario! LOL!
At least there’s a good steak house that we love in
Bridgeport so
we’d be well fed! Hahahhaaa……. Nothing better for dinner
than a
lovely prime rib spread!
I’m
sure
we’ll both be fit and will enjoy the vacation where ever
it
may be for the occasion!
It’s
would
be a dream vacation to visit the likes of Hawaii so
finger’s
crossed, it’ll work out in our favour! I’m sure it will!
I
think that’s about it for this week folks!
Thanks
for
tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all
again
next time in The Ontarion Report!
Bye
for
now… Greg.
****
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