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Russ
Nova
Scotia Sus
Carol
The
Ontarion
Hey
There,
Well,
it
seemed a bit touch and go at times but it looks
like we actually
made it all the way to
the end of this year. It was a struggle but here we are.
And,
fittingly, this is the last issue for this year. I want
to thank
everyone for their involvement and support of this noble
news letter.
You may all take the rest of this year off, get rested
up, and come
back roaring to go for next year and next year’s
letters.
A
short while ago Carol mentioned some of the retail
stores that are no
longer in existence and probably the most popular with
any of us who
lived in the east end of the KW area way back then was,
as she
mentioned, the Highway Market. That place had everything
including
those squeaky wooden floors. It had started out as a
grocery store
but had become the best ‘department’ store around. Once
I was old
enough to buy my own stuff it was the place for me to go
whenever I
needed anything. I bought my cloths there, by outdoor
boots and
coats, hardware items and so on. But, earlier, my
brothers and I
would walk to the Highway Market on Saturday evenings
for our ‘big’
night out.
It
was
at the corner of Weber St and Fergus Ave. As
kids,
we’d walk to the Highway
Market on a
given Saturday evening, any time of the year, just for
the fun of it.
We were about 8, 10, and 12 years old for this
particular memory. We
had nothing better to do, and
it
was during the winter with
it’s cold and
storming weather. I have vivid memories of the 3 of us
heading out
into the storm, perhaps even using a length of rope to
tie ourselves
together so we wouldn’t get lost in the snowdrifts or
blowing snow.
We didn’t bother with the long way of following the
road, we took
the direct route which meant cutting across the
grandparent’s
place, across the field behind their house and then
finding and
following the old wire fence that would lead us out onto
the end of
Fergus Ave. We’d have to fight our way through deep
drifts, half
swimming through the snow. Once we reached Fergus Ave
the walking
became easy as it was a plowed road and up ahead there
were even some
street light. We’d trudge along, shedding the snow that
would be
packed onto or coats and boot. Then, after crossing what
in those
days was a fairly quiet Weber Street, we’d enter the
Highway Market
and head for the lunch counter where we’d each buy a
chocolate
sundae, which probably cost us about 5 cents each. Then,
it was back
out into the fridge-ed winter night for the long trudge
home.
Interestingly, our parents never once questioned the
fact that 3 kids
were out in the cold dark winter night, and gone for
several hours.
Thats just the way it was back then. We had it so much
better than
kids these day.
One
other
little memory from when we were kids…. Mom use to make a
chocolate cake that she’d then ice with home made fudge.
If you
happened to like cake with fudge icing you were in
heaven with a
piece of her cake. She was more likely to make pies
(which I actually
prefer) but she sure could make a good cake.
Well,
moving
forward many decades, Sue usually makes me a birthday
pie as
like I just said, I prefer pie and she sure can make
them good with
apple or strawberry rhubarb being her specialty's. This
year she
decided to make a chocolate cake with fudge icing and
boy, did it
turn out good. Each bite took me back to eating a piece
of mom’s
cake. It made for a pretty nice birthday even though we
actually
waited until the 27th as that’s when the kids
could come
up from Maple Ridge. And now, the girls know what a good
fudge
frosted chocolate cake tastes like.
*
On
a
sad note, I sat down with my guitar and played all the
old Ian
Tyson songs I could remember.
He was one of the best. RIP Ian.
doug
****
From
Russ
Chicken
soup
anyone?
The
last
day of the year 2022 seems a fitting time to write my
last
'report' on Old time home remedies. Here it is:
There is
nothing like a warm bowl of home-made *chicken soup when
you're sick
- and it turns out, this remedy is backed by science.
"Chicken
soup
works for me", Dr. McGee says. "On top of making me
want to watch cartoons and take a nap, there is actually
a small
amount of prostaglandins in chicken soup that
can help fight
infections"
Lemon
for
motion sickness? As a kid I suffered from motion
sickness
whenever our family took a long car-ride, but was never
offered a
slice of lemon to suck, hence I can't vouch for this
one. Let's see
what the experts have to say.
"Motion
sickness
causes one to produce excess saliva, which can upset
one's
stomach and trigger a nauseated feeling" Palinski-Wade
says,
"Sucking on a lemon, which causes one's mouth to pucker
from the
sour taste, can reduce the production of saliva, which
in turn can
help prevent the nausea associated with it"
Duct
tape
for warts? Weird or what! Haven't had a wart since I was
a kid,
but seems most of us developed warts occasionally. My
brother Howard,
who we all thought might some day become a dentist, as
he
volunteered to pull any teeth which needed
'yanking-out', used to tie
a fine thread around the tooth in question, and with a
sharp pull,
out-it-came! Painless! For our warts he tied a
'slip-knot' tightly
around the wart, again using a fine thread. This cut off
the blood
circulation to the offending appendage choking it to
death!
Never
tried
duct tape (as it was not invented until WWII), but
apparently
the American Academy of Dermatology endorses the use of
duct tape for
removal of warts!
When
I
told my Daughter-in-law about using duct tape for warts,
she wasn't
at al, surprised saying,
"My
brother
used duct tape every time he grew a wart"
Now,
I
ask you - have you ever? And wouldn't any adhesive tape
do the
trick?
*Apple
for
cleaning teeth? We've all hear that "An apple a day
keeps
the doctor away", you may also add it keeps the dentist
away!
"When
one
eats this fleshy fruit, it scrubs the teeth - think of
apples as
a natural toothbrush", says Nancy Rosen, DMD. She
continues,
"The skin of the apple, which is extremely high in
fiber, can
scrub against your teeth, helping to remove plaque and
stain".
But when I asked my dentist about this home remedy he
explained,
"Apples contain acids and sugar which can damage teeth -
the
benefits may outweigh the negatives - swish your mouth
with water to
rinse them".
*Baking
soda
- it's multi-uses around our home way back then: good
for
brushing teeth (we couldn't afford tooth powder); also
stops BO
(never even heard of commercial products); good for
'acid
indigestion' (I still prefer it to commercial "Pink
stuff"),
and finally our mom used baking soda in some baking
(what is was
actually made for!)
*Cod
liver
oil for inflammation. YUCK! We kids were 'force-fed'
this junk
and never quite sure, why! Old time remedies like
swallowing cod
liver oil may naturally relieve the pain of arthritis.
Plus, this
fish oil has other health benefits,
"This
oil,
extracted from cod fish, provides a rich source of EPA
and DHA
omega-3 fatty acids, which are the primary omega-3's you
need to
support heart health, brain health, eye health and
maternal health"
Palinski-Wade says.
If
you
are like me - sworn-off cod liver oil for life - I try
to have an
"oily fish" once a week. No, I've never tried 'fish oil
supplements' - do they work?
*Ice
for
head aches: My 'significant other' suffered from
migraine for
years, but never tried ice (except in her Brandy) A
study from the
University of Hawaii says "for migraine sufferers place
the cold
pack on the neck over the carotid artery". Worth a try?
*Milk
of
magnesia for 'canker sores': Ever had a canker sore in
your mouth?
They say sores are a sign of an upset stomach - so,
maybe that's why
they recommend milk of magnesia. Try rinsing your mouth
with milk of
magnesia four times daily. (Sure, go ahead and swallow
it!)
*Ground
flax
seed for constipation: Yup! I can vouch for this remedy
- just
don't use too much at a time, or you'll get diarrhea!
And
now,
to save your reading time, and my hemorrhoids, the
following
remedies will not be given an explanation, merely an
asterisk *
indicating those I've tried, or am still using.
Cucumbers
for
eyestrain (fresh-cut and cool). Lavender oil for foot
odor.
Cherries for gout (available in capsule). Sugar for
hiccups (but not
for diabetics). Green tea for pain (2 or 3 cups daily).
Beer for home
perms (what a waste of good beer!). Horehound tea for
sore throat.
Clove oil for tooth and gum pain. Black pepper in boots
to keep feet
warm in winter (ground, dried garlic works too, but who
want stinky
feet?) Raw hen's eggs for treating MANY health issues:
chronic
fatigue, anemia, and mental exhaustion; cataracts and
macular
degeneration, cholesterol, heart disease and heart
failure.
Dr.
Chase's
Old-Time Home Remedies was the "other Bible" at our
home in the 1940's to 1950's. A classic collection of
Original
Medical Remedies and household recipes.
"About
the
Author: Dr. Alvin Wood Chase, born 1817. Traveling
physician,
salesman, author, and self-made man. He dispensed
remedies all over
North America during the late 19th Century, collecting
recipes, and
domestic tips from the people he met along the way. He
wrote, and
self-published multiple books in his lifetime, which
eventually
became revered in US and Canada as 'best sellers' and
were the
household bibles of their day. He passed away a few
months after
completing this book in 1885"
I
hope you have enjoyed reading my last four weeks of
Old-time Remedies
as much as I've enjoyed writing them. I've learned a lot
about home
remedies above and beyond what transpired in our family
back then.
Russ.
****
From
Nova
Scotia Sus
I
decided to take a couple of weeks off over Christmas and
New Years. I did the same last year too. Semi retirement
is great no need to
work hard. Most of my clients are totally retired and
can pretty much
come anytime I say. It's the best time in my life to
work. No
pressure just pleasure.
I
was in the mall today looking to buy some warm socks at
Mark's. I
nearly fell over at the price but was desperate so I
paid it..nearly
$10. per pair. I guess I've been buying cheap socks up
till now. No
wonder my feet were cold.
As
I
was leaving the mall I peeked into the barbershop to see
if my
barber teacher was still working. Yes he is still at it
and going on
80 years old.
We
had
a great Christmas and now enjoying some quiet time.
Still not
much snow. Makes life easier. Happy New Year everyone.
Sus
****
From
Carol
Happy
New
Year everyone, at least to those who follow the
Gregorian
calendar. If you were following the Chinese calendar
then our
January 22nd, 2023 would be your New Year Day for the
year 4721. The
Chinese calendar, like the Jewish calendar, is a
lunisolar system
using positions of both the moon and sun to calculate
the date. Both
are a 12 month calendar except for leap years when they
have 13
months so the normal year is 353 – 355 days. This is why
the date
of Easter changes each year as it is based on when
Passover happens
(as you will recall Jesus died while celebrating
Passover). January
1st was declared New Years Day when Julius Caesar made a
new calendar
in 45BC. Of course it wasn’t called 45BC then as the
year 1 was
calculated by a monk, Dionyslus, in the early 6th
century based on
when he calculated the birth of Jesus to be. The
Julianus calendar
was used in England & America until 1752 and is
still used in the
Orthodox church, which is why Christmas and Easter are
different for
them. The ancient Egyptians counted their years by when
each Pharaoh
started ruling so each time a new person sat on the
throne they
started over at 1. The difference between the Gregorian
and Julianus
calendars are the Gregorian calendar counts 365.2425
days in a year
and the other 365.25 days. It may not sound like a lot
but by the
time Britain changed to the Gregorian calendar they had
to drop 11
days. As you know September, October, November, December
translates,
from Latin, to 8th month, 9th month, 11th month, 12th
month. The New
Year was once celebrated in spring, which seems like a
much better
time to me. Of course that would make it difficult for
Karin &
Karl as their spring is opposite to ours, mind you it is
already
tomorrow in Australia so we are already out of sync.
And
that
was your history lesson for today. Anyway I wish you a
happy
and healthy 2023. May the year bring all the blessings
all of you so
richly deserve.
Carol
****
The
Ontarion
Hello
everyone!~
Before
I
go any further, I’ll wish each and every one of you a
Very HAPPY
NEW YEAR!
It’s
going
to be a happy one for most of us while many who knew and
loved
not only the man Ian Tyson but also his music! He passed
away from
difficulties with his heart on Thursday morning.
Apparently he had
bypass surgery in 2015 and has had health problems ever
since! It’s
always sad when a famous person passes away not to
mention a beloved
family member! We all have to experience this situation
in our
lifetimes but it’s still always a difficult time to
process! With
Ian, his music was blown not only across Canada but
across the rest
of the world by “four strong winds” and I’m sure he’ll
be
remembered for many years to come!
*
Well,
this
past week was supposed to be filled with a terribly
heavy winter
storm here in Ontario after it moved across the west and
most of the
United States as well! However as it turned out, the
storm was mostly
a dud here in southern Ontario! We only got a smidgeon
of the snow
amount predicted but had some violent winds that
accompanied the
winter storm from the west! With that said, our weather
is now
settling down and the snow we did have is melting with
temperatures
above 0c that are supposed to last for the next 20 days.
Hopefully
this will be an indicator of what the rest of this
winter will be
like and things will be mild for the next few months!
We
had
a lovely Christmas and true to our tradition that we
inherited
from Carole’s Irish background we’ve already taken down
and put
away all of the Christmas decorations to make sure we
have a tidy and
clean house before the New Year sets in! It’s funny how
people have
different traditions to follow at special times of the
year! I know
that when we were kids we hated to see the tree come
down and the
decorations put in boxes again for another year. The
saddest sight
was always the one where the withering and browning
Christmas trees
were strewn along the street waiting for the Garbage
trucks to pick
them up and deposit them in the local dump. At least
nowadays many of
the trees are donated to farms that feed them to their
animals! It’s
not surprising that the tradition of erecting real
natural Christmas
trees is losing it’s popularity and trending toward the
artificial
type! We’ve had an artificial tree for all of the 50
years that
Carole and I have been married! We lived in our first
apartment on
Lincoln Rd in Waterloo that was across the road from the
Towers Plaza
so we did a lot of our shopping at the Towers Store and
consequently
we purchased our first tree from that store! I think
we’ve had a
total of three different artificial trees over the span
of that 50
years so, just think of how many real trees would have
been saved had
everyone done the same during their life time of buying
real trees!
The
planet
would be much greener if they had!
Well,
here’s
to having our manufactured tree for another 50 Years!
LOL!
I
doubt we’ll last as long as our phony tree but it’s
something to
look forward to indeed!
That’s
about
it for this week folks!
I
sincerely wish you all a Happy New Year again and enjoy
your
celebration whatever and wherever you have it tonight!
Stay healthy
in the coming year and hopefully we’ll see an end to
this terrible
Covid-19 Problem world wide!
All
the
best in the New Year…… Greg
****
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