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From
Nova
Scotia Sus
From
Russ
The
Ontarion
Hi
All,
Our
fall
weather has been the pits, cold and wet, heck, almost
endless
wet with heavy rain storm after heavy rain storm
(thankfully the roof
is no longer leaking). You’d think that after that
horribly hot
summer the fall would be somewhat on the warmer side as
well but no
such luck. Anyway, I needed to find a weather window
during which I
could take my Harley Sportster in to the dealer in
Vancouver for it’s
8,000km service. That meant having a weather forecast
showing a nice
day and being able to book the service appointment of
that day. I
lucked out. Our Tuesday forecast (a week ago) had showed
both
Thursday and Friday as dry. Not warm, but dry. So, I
phoned the
dealer and was able to book the bike in for 8:30 Friday
morning. That
meant leaving here before 7:30 in order to get there on
time as its
about 75km from there. That meant heading out while it
was still only
5 degrees out and while it was not quite fully daylight.
And thats
what I did.
I
bundled up nice and warm because the ride in along the
Sound can be
chilly and the wind-chill at highway speeds when its 5
degrees C can
make it feel very chilly. But like I said, I lucked out.
The roads
were totally dry, the air was totally dry and the ride
was down right
enjoyable. The waters of Howe Sound were smooth and
silver,
reflecting the morning sky. Traffic was lite until I
went past
Horseshoe Bay and from then on it was the usual heavy
city commuter
rush of bumper to bumper impatient drivers. I rolled in
to the dealer
at 8:33 and a few minutes later the bike was taken in to
be serviced.
They had a big plastic bag for me to dump my heavy
riding gear into
for safe keeping while I waited for the bike to be
finished. Under
Covid conditions no one wants to tough anything so the
bag let me
store my gear in their office while I waited. I just
needed to kill
about 2.5 hours so I walked to the nearest golden arches
for a coffee
and then spent time checking out the new motorcycles etc
in the
showroom. Eventually the bike was ready and I geared
back up for the
ride home. There was the usual heavy city traffic all
the way to
Horseshoe Bay as expected and then I pretty well had the
Sea to Sky
highway to myself so I could enjoy what was probably my
last ride of
any length for this riding season. Any more riding
before the bike
gets put away for the winter will be short and local. As
the weather
gets colder, mountain highways are not very inviting for
motorcycles.
With
the
bike serviced it can be put away for the winter and be
all ready
to go when the weather next Spring
permits. All I need to do is decide when to put her
away, have her
nice and cleaned and polished, and that will be that.
I’ll let you
know when that is. And yes Cindy, it is in fact ‘snowing
up on
Brohm’.
This
weeks’s
musical entertainment is a song the Eagles did way back
years ago, called ‘Lyin’ Eyes’. It’s a story song, in
that it
tells a story (obviously). It’s one of the hardest songs
I’ve
tried to do, having 8 verses and a chorus that turns
up 3 times throughout the
delivery, and just to
be forewarned, it runs almost seven and a half minutes
in length. I
certainly can’t pretend to sound like the Eagles as they
had
a whole bunch of top notch musicians and vocalists in
their band and
I just have me, so, I don’t even try. Trying would be
silly. This
cover is how Lyin’ Eyes comes out when I put it together
as an
audio recording. I think it came out pretty good, I hope
you do too.
For those who prefer
the video versions of my music, I’ll have the video
version of this
number ready for next week.
Lyin’
Eyes
doug
****
From
Nova
Scotia Sus
It's
hard
to believe we are well into October already and
Thanksgiving has
come and gone. We had a small gathering for dinner with
our family
that we see day to day. Our house is small so big
gatherings
wouldn't work anyway. We did have one friend over for a
bit. He
brought his accordion to entertain us. It's been a long
time since
I've heard accordion music, mostly from Oktoberfest. He
said he was
learning to play even though to us he played it well.
The sound was
amazing, filling the room with a lively sound.
This
has
been an amazing fall with warm temperatures and lots of
sun and
it looks like it will continue for a while yet. Our fall
colours are
just starting due to the warm temps I guess.
Thanksgiving weekend is
when many people take a trip to Cape Breton to see the
fall colours. I'm not sure, if this year, they should
have delayed that trip. We
have been busy cleaning up the garden, harvesting what
is left. We
spent an afternoon preparing 3 new long beds in our
field for future
grapevines. We hope someday to have a small vineyard
right here so
that is exciting!
My
brother,
Warren from B.C. has been visiting for a couple of
weeks. He is dividing his time with us and other family
members here. Also
Hugh and Mary came the week before from Wellesley,
Ontario. It is so
nice to have visitors again. Everyone is being very
careful, no one
wants to get sick.
Take
care
everyone,
Sus
****
From
Russ
A
smattering
This
week
I've no long story to write (Did I just hear a sigh of
relief?),
just a smattering of things I need to
'get-off-my-chest'.
I
slept-in this morning (having worked into the 'wee
hours', on the
final (I hope) touches of my book. Yes, it's been a
long time coming.
I started it in 2019!
Sitting
at
the breakfast table this morning, not expecting
anybody, not even
wearing my hearing aids, when the screen-door is flung
open - a woman
walks in uninvited, and shoves an open container into
my
'breakfasting' face.! Startled, and a little scared
because the woman
is well-known in the neighbourhood as a
'garbage-picker'! She looks
for stuff her chickens and horses will eat, which is
'everything-under-the-sun'. Hence the fear as to
what's in the
container, just inches from my nose.
"What
does
this smell like?" she asks, pushing the container
under my
very nose!
"Uh",
is
all I can say. Looking at it at close-range, it is
grey-ish-green-ish and 'yuck-ish! "What is it?" I ask
(hoping it's something for her live stalk.
"I
made
soup! Soup!" she yells. She always shouts everything,
"Boiled a ham-bone, lots of fat! She goes on, "When it
cooled, skimmed off this much fat" Indicating several
greasy
inches.
"Oh",
is
my weak response (She's made soup for ME! I'll dump it
soon as
she's out-the-door - I've been in her kitchen!)
"It's
split-pea
and ham" she proudly announces. "You'll like it -
I'm sure" (as I try not to vomit right there - right
then!)
But,
her
heart's in the right place - she's been bringing me
hen-pecked,
fallen apples, and tomatoes bearing similar scars all
summer-long!
She means well. But, I won't mention the eggs she
brings me,
"free-range eggs" her chickens may have laid months
before
- because they had 'blood-spots' and 'questionable
things' in them.
*
Had
some
bad news from the Kidney Specialist, Doctor Louise
Moist - seems
my old kidneys are operating at only 42%. Seems also,
that my Family
doctor (if you could call him that), has been
prescribing pills for
my diabetes for many years that "cause kidney
damage!".
Now, I'm on a strict diet - "No this. No that. No, a
bunch of
foods/beverages. But, most difficult by far - NO SALT!
I LOVE salt! I
salt everything; tomatoes, potatoes, etc. ALL
vegetables! All meat,
fish, foul, and eggs! Oatmeal porridge - I even add
salt to my
salt-shakers! It's going to be "Hard for me" (But not
for
long)
*
And
now,
for some Good news; son #1 is coming to
visit me for a whole
week! He's leaving his very ill wife in the
hands of his daughter,
and daughter-in-law. Oh, oh.....he's
breaking his Wedding Vows -
"Forsaking
all
others" (no
problem,
he won't remember them). Mac loves his wife
and wouldn't
leave her, however, speaking with Marie the
other night, she revealed
"it was her persuasion that he come visit
pop!".
Mac
said
the air-fare was 'reasonably priced' but,
that renting a car for
a week will cost him $600.00!! What the
#@^)*+^! Mac's second love is
out-door cooking. I don't have a BBQ. Was
given one by a
friend/neighbour, who said it works fine,
that his wife bugged him to
buy a more fancy one. Greg tried to start it
the other day - turns
out it
don't
work! Thanks,
Richard.
With friends like you, "Who needs a BBQ?".
Looking
forward to Mac's visit - haven't seen him
since my 90th Birthday!
Russ.
****
THE
ONTARION
REPORT
Hello
everyone!
It’s
been
a quiet week here in the Payne residence What with a
couple of
dentist visits and a doctor or two calling to see how
we’re doing
with various concerns. It’s not much to write about but
there was
one event to celebrate that hit home and that was on
Wednesday the
13th of this month. Hitting that date was indeed a true
milestone! On
that date I celebrated the fourth anniversary of my
heart surgery!
Wow! That’s one milestone I really didn’t think I’d make
when
the original surgery was all over back in 2017! Happy to
still be
here and feeling as good as I am is a real bonus in my
life! Now I’m
looking forward to the next four years of good health
and happiness!
If I didn’t have the great support of both Carole and
Adam I don’t
know where I’d be by now! Most likely 6’ under! Oh well,
I’m
not in that position so you can likely see my smiling
face from
wherever you are at this moment! I’m so pleased that
I’ve been
able to celebrate this occasion that I can’t think of
anything else
to write about tonight so I’m going to leave off at this
point and
go relax in front of the TV with a cup of tea and my two
favourite
people in the world!
That’s
about
it for tonight my friends! Thanks for tuning in and I’ll
look
forward to talking to you all in a more lengthy style
next week!
Bye
for
now… Greg
PS:
Something
To Think About
Treasure
your health while you can!
****
Take
Care
And Be Safe
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