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#996
Including:
Hi
from
Australia.
From
Russ
An
Announcement From Wayne
The
Ontarion
Hi
All,
Funny
how
things work. We had a cold wet spring that simply
wouldn’t give
up. It held on all the way to the first day of summer at
which point
someone threw a switch and just like that, it was hot,
very very hot,
with a burning harsh sun. Now we are setting heat
records all over
the province. And, unfortunately, forest fires are
popping up all
over the province
as
well. Most are human caused.
That seems to be
the norm. People just can’t seem to be careful when out
and about.
Its
also
suddenly too hot to ride my motorcycle. Well, I can get
out on
it first thing in the morning and enjoy a short toot up
or down the
highway but by mid morning the air becomes a blast
furnace and I’d
just as soon hide in the house. Besides, now that BC has
given
permission to its residents to travel within the
province, the
highways are clogged with idiots and morons as they race
madly from
one place to the next, trying to be first to where ever
it is they
are going. As for hiding from the heat in the house, we
don’t have
A/C. Most houses here don’t as its never really been
needed as most
summers are not that hot. So, all we can do is have the
house open
during the night and then close it up during the day.
That generally
works and face it, in no time at all summer will be over
and it will
be getting cold out again. In fact the days are already
getting
shorter, by about 1 second per day.
*
Now
for
some in-house business…. As you can see from the issue
number
at the top of this page, this is #996. That means that
our
one-thousandth issue is just 4 issues away. Russ and
Greg and I have
worked very hard to keep this letter interesting. Russ
has his
incredible sense of humor flavoring his take on life as
he sees it.
Greg keeps us up-to-date on all thinks KW-ish. I have
tried to share
west coast life with everyone. This letter has meant a
lot to some of
our readers. It meant more than most can imagine to my
parents. Lorne
became quite involved and contributed almost to the end,
even
dictating his last entry from his hospital bed. And so
on. Then there
is Brian from
the Shores of Lake Huron. He’s been a
part of this for years and
has recently been
contributing his take on the things he sees and does.
Fantastic. And
Nova Scotia Sus who we hear from way too not enough with
life in Nova
Scotia. We hear from the Zellars in Australia once in a
while. Thats
pretty cool. Beth has sent us the occasional update on
how things are
going as they make the Homestead ‘their’ homestead.
Rosemary
often contributes by responding to something she has
read, as do
Carol and Al. My 5 year old and 9 year old
granddaughters send us
something every now and then as does their mom. How cool
is that?
However,
there
are many of you we never hear from. Many people think
that what
they might write or say will be of no interest to
others. Or, they
think that they can not write very well or very
interestingly. Well,
I disagree. Everyone has something interesting to say
and everyone
writes the way they talk, so, how bad can that be? Its
not.
Its
time
for everyone to step up and get a bit involved. Even if
all you
can do is peck out a few lines with one finger on a
keyboard or pad.
Do it! We need full participation for our 1000th
addition.
It would be great to have a steady build up of
contributions leading
up to it as well, and for those contributions to
continue after. But
come on, the 1000th represents almost 20
years of doing
this and deserves some effort from everyone. The worst
that could
happen is that we get so many contributions that I have
to break the
issue up into 2 or 3 parts in order to avoid a 15 page
Email letter
but thats ok, we can do that. And one last thing, please
try to get
those stories into me a day or so ahead so I have time
to pull it all
together. I think the 1000th falls on July
24. That gives
you some lead up time, and some time to practice with
some
pre-one-thousandths contributions. Now its up to you.
*
Sorry,
no
audio songs this week. All I’ve got for our musical
distraction
is a bare-bones video of my version of an Ed Bruce song
called ‘The
Last Cowboy Song’. It’s a reminiscing song, where the
singer
thinks back on how the days of the cowboy have not just
ended,
but have been erased. So, give it a look. You just might
feel some of
the message thats in it.
Last
Cowboy
Song
(small
format)
doug
****
Hi
from
Australia.
Hi
from
Australia Melbourne, Thanks to everyone for a great read
I just
love to hear the latest from Canada I know you guys are
in Summer
mode now and we are in Winter here I still get out for
my walks and
taking photos, I went into the City on Monday night to
meet up with
some friends for a light painting Australia group we had
a great
night checking out the new toys for light painting. It
was a very
cold night but the mood and light was just great I will
post a few
photos from the night some where with a home made
utensils using
flashlights and coloured plastic. I hope that you all
are well and
safe and have a great Summer. BIG hugs from down
under..PS these
photos are from Carlton Gardens Melbourne the building
in the
background is the OLD exhibition building.
Karl
****
From
Russ
OOPS!
It
is
a bright, sunny, breezy day. Greg (son) and I are
sitting on the
deck - he is drinking 0% beer, me drinking 0% water,
when a Hurontel
truck pulls into our driveway. Out steps a slim, tall,
young man with
long legs, he is carrying a small sack and a big, wide
smile as he
lopes up the ramp and says,
"Hi,
I'm
Jake". We introduce ourselves, Greg shows Jake around
inside
my wee cottage where the phones, computer, and two
TV's are located.
We are "bundling" all our service with one local
company to
save a "bundle of money". In a few minutes Jake comes
out
and announces,
"This
will
be a piece-of-cake - real simple - won't take long".
I'm
happy to hear this good news. After many running trips
out to his
truck, and three long hours later, he says,
"I
am
nearly done". I believe him. Greg refreshes our cool
drinks,
and offers Jake 'something'.
"No,
thanks
- I have a cooler in the truck" says he. ( I'm
wondering
what he's got in the cooler) At last, Jake is about to
show me "how
everything works". Because "nothing remains the same",
I'll have to learn how to use my computer programs, my
INTERNET, my
TV REMOTES and, as "you can't teach an old dog new
tricks",
it's going to be a real chore for me! I hate change.
There
is
good news, and there is bad news. The good news is:
Brighter, more
life-like TV picture, simpler negotiating of the
channels, faster,
more efficient computer stuff. Our system is now all
on the new
"fiber optics". The bad news; I'm experiencing
as I
TRY to write this Squamidian Column - but that's not
the worst bad
news - are you ready for this? Jake changed my email
address from
what we were told 1st time by Hurontel. My brand new
email address
will now have to be sent to all my contacts AGAIN!!
What a 'bummer'.
And speaking of 'bummer', this project is going to
give a "pressing"
problem for my already painful bottom!!
And,
here
is where I am going to ask Doug to help me by
notifying his
Squamidian readers of the second "Change of email
address".
And here it is,
russellb@hurontel.on.ca
Note:
For security reasons, this is not a live Email link.
It would have to be copied into a mail program in
order to work.
A
very special "THANKS" to Doug for all his help in
these
'troubling times'.
PS
I
don't know how this story is going to appear when you
read it, as
I've not learned much about this new system as yet.
Your
'sore
and sorry', old Uncle Russ.
****
From
Wayne
Hi
Everyone:
I
have two announcements respecting our
extended family:
1.
All
of us are moving to New Brunswick within
the last week of July.
Our house sold in 24 hours. Eva's house
(Sylvia's mother) sold in 48
hours and Sonja/Kenny's house in a week.
Kenny bought a beautiful
house in Coles Island, north of Sussex
with 27 acres. Eva will share
the house with them and Sylvia and I will
have a factory-built house
erected on the property. (No zoning bylaws
at all so anything goes!)
We will publish contact information after
we arrive and get an
internet connection.
2. Sylvia is sending out the following to
friends and family who don't receive the
Squamidean. For those who
do, this is your notice.
HI,
This
is
going to be real quick. Not only are we
all moving to New
Brunswick (Sonja, Ken & Gabi, Wayne
& Sylvia & Groma Eva
all the dogs, cats, chicken & bees)
but Sonja & Ken have at
the last minute decided to finally
(waiting for a COVID break) get
married.
This
rushed
plan came about because of the move on or
about July 26th to
Coles Island, New Brunswick and a wedding
in NB would be without
siblings, cousins and friends sharing in
their joy.
Here
is
their website
- (sit address removed for security
reasons) there
is
more info on the pull down tabs at the top
of the page. Well
wishes on their page would be very welcome
and we do understand if
many out- of- towners cannot make it at
such short notice and others
still may not feel welcome to attend
during these uncertain
times.
Sylvia
&
Wayne
Wayne
****
THE
ONTARION
REPORT
Hello
everyone!
Well,
I
had one heck of a day today (Thursday).
First
off
I waited until 9:20am for a phone call from my cancer
surgeon.
It’s been three weeks since he did 5 different biopsies
on my head
to send to the pathology lab for testing to see if these
spots were
cancer once again. You might remember my having surgery
to remove
several large spots of cancer about 6 months ago and of
course that
was no fun. Since then, several more spots surfaced on
my scalp and I
had to have the biopsy done. Well after waiting three
weeks for the
results they finally came in this morning and the
surgeon phoned me
to say “Good news! The biopsies are negative for
cancer!” WOW!
Was I ever relieved to hear that news!
Then,
the
three of us had an appointment for our second Covid-19
shots this
afternoon and to our happiness, we received the same
Phiezer vaccine
when we attended the U of W school of pharmacy to
receive our second
shots! SO, all in all, it made for a very good day
indeed! Hopefully
now the rest of Canada will smarten up and get
vaccinated as well
before long! That’s the only way we’ll be able to beat
this
damned virus sooner rather than later! It’s still hard
to believe
that there are “No Maskers” and other protesters
marching and
gathering trying to beat the government in their efforts
to stop this
terrible problem we have world wide!
*
Well,
on
a happier note, our baby Robins and baby Chickadees have
hatched
and grown enough that they were all able to leave their
nests!
Several days ago the Chickadees, well, at least 5 of
them were
hopping and flitting around on our driveway and side
lot. They were
really cute little guys and gals and they were hanging
around
together and waiting for their mom and dad to bring each
of them
food! They were gone within a day! Then, the baby Robins
left their
nest on our back wall two days later! The baby Robins
stayed in the back yard for two days and now they have
also disappeared from our
garden and back yard as well. It was gratifying to see
them all
successfully hatch and move on in their little lives!
The Chickadees
only had 5 babies survive. There were, unfortunately two
that didn’t
make it to live on! It was a sad occasion to have to
clean out the
remnants of the last two babies and the remains of their
family nest
from the water pump in which they had made their nest!
Now that it’s
clean again, we’ll see if they come back in the spring
next year
and follow in the habit of the Robins that have nested
on our back
wall spot for the past almost 20 years! I don’t know how
the Robins
manage to nest in the same little watering can every
year on the back
wall but somehow they do it every year! We’ll just have
to wait and
see what next spring brings! All in all, it’s been a
good week and
from here on in all we can hope for is a lovely warm
summer and a
short duration to the Covid-19 problem!
That’s
it
for this week folks, short and sweet!Thanks
for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you
all again
next week in The Ontarion Report!
Bye
for
now … Greg
PS:
Something
To Think About>
A
horse walked into a bar and the bartender looked at him
and said “Why
the long face?”
****
Take
Care
And Be Safe
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