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From
Russ
From
The
Shores Of Lake Huron
The
Ontarion
Hi
All,
This
has
been a fairly busy week, at least relatively speaking.
Monday
started out with a dental appointment. I had broken a
bridge that had
been installed just under 20 years ago. At that time the
dentist had
said it would probably last a good 20 yeas so I didn’t
have to
worry about it at all, for years and years. That 20
years went
by
quickly and that bridge had
failed. Well,
actually it was one of the teeth it was anchored to that
failed but
that meant the bridge had to be removed and discarded in
order to
repair the tooth. The tooth was repaired back in March
and a
temporary bridge was installed. Now it was time for the
preparation
for the new, permanent bridge. That meant an hour and a
half in the
chair again. That part was fine, the payment part not so
fine. The
estimate for this engineering marvel is just under $4500
bucks. Yup,
you heard right. A small fortune in anybody’s books. The
new bridge
doesn’t go in for another couple of weeks and at that
time I will
be expected to come up with the payment. That gives me
lots of time
to stew about it. Oh well, beats a big hole in the front
of my face.
Then,
at
10:01 on Tuesday morning I had my second Covid
vaccine shot. Very
happy about that, good to have it over with, good
to have that
protection. I had been notified about 2 weeks ago
that I could book
my appointment, and this was the first available
date. The actual
clinic was at the local sports center and was run
with clockwork
precision. I got there about 10 minutes early, was
7th
in line, and by 10:04 was done and sitting in the
area where we mush
wait for 15 minutes before leaving. Just like with
my first shot, I
barley felt it and there were really no
side-effects at all. Now it
we could get the anti-vaxers and none-believers to
get vaccinated, we
could all relax and move forward.
On
Tuesday
afternoon I had a meeting with some people at the
gondola to
discuss how we could move forward from the incident of a
year ago
that turned us off from being the big supporters of that
place that
we had been. The one person is an upper manager, the
boss of the
manager who had told us he didn’t want us in ‘HIS’
restaurant
and to get out and don’t come back. The other is kind of
an HR /
PR, good-will person who wants to get this resolved so
we can all
move forward. Interestingly, they will not admit that
the food and
beverage manager screwed up and want to write it off as
a
‘misunderstanding’. They do want us to feel welcome and
wanted
again which we certainly also want, but it will be hard
for us to get
to that place. It is ridiculous that it has taken a full
year for
them to even address the issue but I guess no one there
wanted to
deal with it. So, we shall see.
On
somewhat
of a gondola theme, Russ had asked about skunk cabbage,
the
stuff I mentioned in last week’s issue. So, we did a
nice walk out
the trail up at the gondola and I took this shot of a
skunk cabbage.
They grow in the wet areas. The usual first sign of them
is a large
bright yellow flower, very similar to a lily. Then the
leaves come
up. These plants are big, the leaves being a good 3 ft
high. So, this
is what they look like.
*
Ok
kids,
I’ve got another double-header for you. An audio
recording
with all the music tracks that make it sound like there
is 4 or 5 or
6 of me, and the video version that is just 1 of me,
sitting there
making a fool of myself as per usual. That is just what
it is you
know, an attempt to add some extra entertainment to this
letter.
Anyway, the song is called ‘The Sloop John B’. The first
well
known version was done way back in the very early days
of the folk
movement by a group called The Kingston Trio. This song
was re-done
as a rock number by the Beach Boy, with all their tight
harmony's and
intricate arrangement. I can’t do that so my version is
closer to
the Kingston Trio’s. It is however a fun song so give it
a look or
a listen, or both. Enjoy.
The
Sloop
John B
Audio
Version
Small
Format
Video Versions
doug
****
From
Russ
Go
figure
(Contd.)
You
may
recall last week I told the tale of how we changed
address
without moving a stick of furniture or the “thunder
mug”. Our
Point Clark address was always ‘lake Side Trail’ until
we made a
driveway from the rear (Victoria Rd.), as the cottage
was placed too
close to the front road to allow parking. Without
notification, or
excuse, the Township of Huron-Kinloss changed our
‘mailing address’
to 881 Victoria Rd.
“So
mote
it be”.
We
have
been waiting with bated
breath
for
‘Natural
Gas’ to be brought into Point Clark –
finally it has
come. Because it is cheaper than propane,
and need not be
‘trucked-in’ (a problem during snowstorms),
I applied.
The
Application
required
we
indicate where, on my cottage, I’d like the
gas
meter
to
be
located. It read; “Facing
the
front of your building, where would you
prefer the gas meter be
placed?” Answer: On the right side.
There
were
a number of other questions, namely how I
wish to pay for the
gas. I indicated, by “Pre-authorized
payment”. They wanted two
voided
cheques.
They
promptly
got ‘em.
Then
came
an email drawing showing the path to be
taken for the gas-line –
it stared on Victoria Rd., came partly under
our driveway, across the
front of our garage, ran over part of our
‘septic system’, and
ended at a meter located on the left
side
–
this being the farthest
from
the
entry point of the existing propane system!!
This
long-distance
route, over 190 feet would cost me an
additional
$700.00 Bummer!
We,
(our
son, Greg) and I sent a message saying their
plan was totally
unacceptable.
We
said;
“Why not bring the gas line into the
Brubacher property from
Lake Side Trail (the first 30 meters being
free), a short distance of
under 20 meters from their main to the proper
side
of
our
cottage? All other services come into our
cottage from Lake Side
trail”. They responded by sending a
technician who promptly
re-measured the distance from his would-be
meter location out to
their gas main on Victoria Rd. He obviously
hadn’t been given our
suggestion! Or our objections!
I
phoned the Tech. (Zeek) who said,
“I
can easily change the proposed meter
location, but I have no
authority to change the proposed incoming
route of the gas line”.
To which I replied, Who does
have
the authority to change it? He
mumbled
something about bringing another line from
Lake side would,
“Over-load the mains, reducing pressure to
other users”.
That
we
should “phone the office, and tell them – maybe they
can come
up with something satisfactory”. Lame.
Our
latest
email stated, “we would cancel our application if they
(EPCOR), could/would not accommodate us”.
That
was
7 business days ago. No response.
I
hope I haven’t bored you too much with the
problems I’m having
with EPCOR – but, I had
to
‘give
vent’ to someone.
PS;
Except
for the final outcome of my problems, I’ll never
mention
this again.
You’re
welcome,
Uncle
Russ.
****
FROM
THE
SHORES OF LAKE HURON
Greetings
everyone
, I am not sure about every where else but Bruce county
is
definitely in need of a much needed rainfall. I swear it
has been
well over a month since we have had a decent ground
soaking rain. It
seems every time they predict rain even as high as 80
percent chance,
it appears for some reason it goes to the north and
south of us. Last night about 2 am we had lots of
lightning and a few claps of
thunder but not a drop of rain. The storm knocked out
the power in
the Kincardine area and parts of Huron County. Hopefully
Russ had no
loss of power. I am positive I saw a robin with a jack
hammer looking
for worms. Hahaha
On
brighter
note the fishing seems to be picking up out here but is
still slow . Each time out, when the wind isn’t creating
rough
waters we manage to get 1 or 2 so I can’t complain as I
know a few
out there are getting none. People tell the water at the
beach is
nice and warm Ha you can’t fool me. when I have a
surface
temperature of 56 degrees F that is enough to deter my
beach going. I
have no problem pool swimming but the beach just doesn't
cut it. Well that's it for now everyone have a fantastic
week and I really
enjoy all your contributions.
Stay
safe
Brian
****
THE
ONTARION
REPORT
Hello
everyone!
Well,
after
days and days of yard work and tree pruning etc etc, we
finally
managed to take a day to ourselves to relax and spend
the day driving
in the countryside in the MGB. It was all cleaned up and
looking like
it belongs on the dealership’s showroom floor! So after
many months
of being in storage in our garage, we decided to take it
for a good long spin. Carole and I hopped in the B about
noon and without a
definite destination headed away from all the yard work
and home
duties on a bright sunny day. We wound up deciding to
head toward
Port Dover on lake Erie just for some place to head. The
drive was a
beautiful one and we couldn’t have asked for a better
day to go
driving in a convertible. We had packed a small cooler
with some ice
and water bottles and headed south. It’s an easy drive
straight
south from our area of Forest Heights on Trussler Rd for
a total of
80 km from our house to Port Dover.
We
weren’t
sure if the town of Port Dover was allowing outsiders to
visit or not since they had been disallowing visitors
during the
pandemic. However once we got to the town, we found it
was wide open.
They even had a full capacity of visitors on their small
beach. They
seamed to be well spaced and properly distanced from
blanket to
blanket and person to person. We didn’t walk the beach,
just parked
next to it and people watched for about 10 minutes.
Since it was
about 2:00 pm on Thursday we decided to get something to
eat. For
many years, we’ve been visiting the Erie Beach Motel
which had
been renowned for their Lake Erie perch and chips
dinners! We used to
really enjoy that dinner but two years ago when we
visited them the
dinner was really sub-standard when compared to what we
had
experienced other years during our visits. So at that
time we had
vowed not to eat there again. Besides, that time we
found they had
doubled the price of their dinner from $9.95 each to
$19.95 plus tax!
So, today we thought we would try the Perch dinner from
one of the
street front fast food places literally beside the Erie
Beach Motel.
To our delight, we found a parking spot directly in
front of the fast
food place. I checked the menu and found that they
offered a Two
Piece Perch dinner with all the fixings for only $10.00
plus tax.
I
ordered two of these dinners and they came neatly
packaged in
containers and placed in a plastic bag to take out! We
hopped back
into the MG and drove back through town to find a
parking spot,
preferably in the shade! We found a parking spot on a
side street
directly under a spreading oak tree with plenty of
shade. We parked
there and sat in the car to enjoy our dinners! We were
delighted to
find that the Perch was beautifully done and the fries
were some of
the best we’d found from take out in a long time,
definitely much
better all round when compared to the dinners from the
Erie Beach
Motel! I guess we’ve found a new favourite place to eat
a Perch
dinner when in need of said treat again! The dinner also
came with a
lovely fresh dinner roll, butter, salt for the fries,
two hefty
portions of Perch and a delicious helping of coleslaw!
We both said
we would definitely make the drive to that location
again for a
dinner out! In fact, when we got home to tell Adam of
our discovery,
we all agreed that one day this summer, the three of us
would venture
to Port Dover for a day’s fishing from the wharf and
then enjoy
another Perch dinner while in the town for the day!
After
our
delightful lunch, we simply turned around and headed
home via the
same route we had followed to get to Dover. While
leaving the Port,
the road out of town toward Simcoe has a few lovely new
houses on it
that have only been built over the past few years. There
is one in
particular that sits on a well manicured lot of about 10
acres of
land! It’s a large full two story home with a large
chimney on each
corner of the house! It looks more like a castle than a
normal house!
I remember asking one of the town’s residents about two
years ago
on another of our day trips to Dover, who lived in that
lovely
mansion! That person told me that the house had been
built by and
was a summer home of Sir Elton John himself! It’s hard
to believe
that story but somewhere along the line since, I’ve seen
that same
house on a news story about Ontario’s famous residents
and Elton
John was said at that time to be the owner as well. So,
I guess
that’s who owns it and of course has the money to afford
such a
summer home! It would be cool to drive up it’s long
driveway and
see for myself just who would answer the door! However,
there happens
to be a large wrought iron fence surrounding the entire
property and
it has a giant iron gate at the road! So, that puts an
end to any
thought of invading the owners privacy, whoever he may
be! The
driveway itself is about a quarter mile long straight
off the road to
the front of the house and the lawn surrounding the
house is flat
beautiful and at least 10 acres in size! I’m sure the
owner doesn’t
mow that lawn with a push mower! In fact I doubt if he
even looks
after the lawn and maintenance himself! With that kind
of a home I’m
sure the owner has a full time staff to take care of
both the outside
and inside of the place! It’s a beauty to say the least!
I
think this is about the end of things for this week
folks!
Thanks
for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you
all again
next week in The Ontarion report!
Bye
for
now… Greg
PS:
Something
to Think About>
How
close are we to the end of this darned Pandemic? Close,
I hope!
****
Take
Care
And Be Safe
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