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From
Russ
The
Ontarion
Hi
All,
I
know the burning question for most of us these days is,
‘are we
alone in the universe’ and most of us, well, at least
me, certainly
hope that we are NOT. In fact, it’s almost impossible
for us (Earth
based life) to be the only life to ever come into
existence. There
are simply too many planets in our galaxy that could
sustain life of
some sort. And, given that there are more galaxies out
there than we
can even estimate, well, life probably pops in
and
out of existence all over the
universe on an
ongoing basis. We have a tendency to see ‘life’ through
our very
narrow vision and based on evolutionary conditions on
this planet. We
tend to think that conditions on this planet, (the one
we live on)
are somehow miraculously perfect for us and then think
that it must
be almost impossible for such favorable conditions to
exist
elsewhere. The fact is, its the other way around, we are
perfect for
conditions here. We evolved within these earthly
conditions, so we
fit very well. It’s that simple.
So
with
that settled, lets get back to the question of other
life out
there, somewhere. It would be impossible for there not
to be life,
both simple life and advanced life that has become
technical in it’s
ability to manipulate it’s environment, and anything in
between.
But now comes the problem….our chances of EVER MEETING
other advanced life forms are
virtually impossible. Why? Time and distance. Given
current laws of
physics we can’t and never will be able to travel to
other solar
systems, at least not in any meaningful way. We can
never go visit
some other life-form and they can never visit us due to
the shear
distances involved in even traveling to our closest star
neighbors,
and the amount of time any kind of travel would take.
Add to that the
fact that we as a life-form have only existed for a
blink of an eye
on the universes time table. We could very well, come
into existence,
evolve into a technical society, and blink back out of
existence
without anything else ever knowing, or without
corresponding to the
time frame of some other life form. By the time our
radio waves reach
some other planet, we could have been gone for hundreds
or thousands,
or millions of years.
The same hold true for alien races, many may have come
and gone and
many are yet to begin. They can never become aware of us
and we never
aware of them.
Then
there
is the fact that any race evolving around a 1st
generation star could never become technical, in fact,
it couldn’t
evolve at
all. 1st gen stars
are the type that
formed first, made of hydrogen and helium, there was no
material for
planets to form from. 2nd and 3rd
gen stars are
needed for the formation planets and for the heavy
elements needed by
a life-form to create a technical society. The time
frame for life is
therefore shorter than the age
of the universe. Then there is the fact that an
intelligent alien
could very well evolve but not become a technical
creature for many
different reasons. Should one evolve in a liquid such as
water, fire
would not be available to them. Without fire or some
other usable
energy source, there can be no technical advancement.
Try picturing a
dolphin making glass or steel or rubber. It’s
circumstances won’t
let it. The point is, we are alone in our little corner
of space and
time and as much as I’d love to greet some space
traveling alien,
the chances are about zero. That’s a bummer. I’d love
for some
space alien to drop by, offer me a ride in it’s space
craft, and
head
out exploring. Oh Well. But,
way deep down
inside, I will never really truly give up hope, even
after laying out
why it could never happen.
As
for
someone out there ‘detecting’ us, well, they would have
to be
space fairing and already on their way here because we
have only
become a technical race in the last century. It’s only
been 10
thousand years since we even invented crude villages and
up until the
steam age we were just an industrious ape. Not until we
stumbled
across radio and therefore started sending out radio
waves could we
even be detected. Given how short of a time ago that was
on a
universal scale, the timing is just a pin prick on the
side of a
mountain. And lastly, if we were detected, it wouldn’t
take the
detecting alien long to realize we as a species and not
very smart,
we are clever but not smart. They would probably simply
keep on going
and bypass us completely.
And
speaking
of ‘time’, would you believe I’ve been posting these
little music videos for 30 weeks now? Yup, this is the
30th
installment
of diversion by
entertainment. The song I’ve
chosen is one that I have not done in several years. It
was one of my
mother’s favorite songs and once she passed I couldn’t
seem to
want to play it anymore. This week would have marked
one
of her birthdays and I
decided to give it a
try, for old time’s sake. Called ‘Will The Circle Be
Unbroken’,
it was an old Carter Family song, a bit morbid but
musical. I
actually decided to do this
song about 4 hours before
publishing time, its a
bit rushed, and it is what it is.
Will
The
Circle Be Unbroken
doug
****
From
Russ
Aunt
Aggie.
I
have before me an announcement in the KW Record dated
Wednesday,
November 24, 1971.
K-W’s
oldest
woman resident dies at 102
“Mrs.
Agnes
Stauffer, quite likely K-W’s oldest woman resident, died
today at 102.
A
resident of Sunnyside Home since 1963, Mrs. Stauffer was
the eldest
of that home.
The
youngest
of nine children, Mrs. Stauffer often mused at her
childhood
label as the family weakling. She lived to survive her
entire
immediate family, as well as a husband and daughter.
Mrs.
Stauffer
was born Agnes Sarah Brubacher, July 27, 1869 at Shantz
Station on the Guelph highway, a daughter of the late
Mr. And Mrs.
Elias Brubacher”.
(She
was
known as Aunt Aggie by all of us Brubachers, I think she
was our
Dad’s aunt).
She
was
known for her sense of humour, was an avid reader, and
kept
up-to-date on current events. Just don’t talk politics
with her!
“Government
officials
remarked in amazement at her three-minute speech
delivered
at her centennial birthday party, July, 1970.
Mrs.
Stauffer
held forth for a full three minutes on her philosophy of
living and the political system.”
The
life
expectancy of women one hundred years ago was just 54.6
years.
Men even shorter – 53.6 years. How about this statistic
– when
Agnes was born life expectancy was 39.4 years!
Yeah!
Aunt
Aggie.
Your
‘young’
Uncle Russ.
****
THE
ONTARION
REPORT
Hello
everyone!
Though
the
weather outside is frightful, my electric heater is
soooo
delightful! And I’m happy to be here with you, not out
there
turning blue! Well, that’s enough inspirational poetry
for today I
guess! So, I’ll get on with the more serious stuff
again.
Have
you
noticed how many serious fires there have been lately in
the
news? I sure have but maybe it’s just in my nature to
notice these
things given my past experience with them. I hope that
every one that
sees these happenings on the news becomes more aware of
the dangers
of fire during the winter months! I know that the
homeless people of
our cities have to do anything they can to keep warm on
these deathly
cold nights but they too must be more aware of the
dangers of heating
wooden and paper living quarters. Apparently there were
some 260+
fires in homeless camps in the Toronto area last year
and 120 some so
far this year. The latest one costing the gentleman’s
life that was
living in the impromptu shack in a park. It was said,
that the
homeless people of our cities are afraid to go to city
run shelters
for the warmth because they are afraid of catching
Covid-19! I guess
they have a point when you think about it! The people
that live in
normal housing are avoiding going to their local
hospitals for the
same reason, even if they are feeling quite ill.
What
a
shame that one country on earth can infect the rest of
the world
and damned near cause some of them to bankrupt
themselves while
trying to beat this dreaded virus! I sure hope that the
countries
claiming to have a pretty good handle on beating or at
least
controlling this virus will continue to do so until
finally putting
an end to it all within the next year. I heard on
today’s news that
Joe Biden has predicted the USA will have it licked by
Christmas of
this year! I hope he’s not overly optimistic! Now all we
need here
in Canada is for Trudeau to get off his ass and do the
same for The
Great White North!
*
Just
thinking
back once again about my past work history among other
things. With all my talk about the cold winter weather,
it reminded
me of one of the very cold jobs I had as a teenager!
Back when I was
16 years old, I managed to secure a job working out on
Victoria St at
a place called Jiffi Pak Ice! There was a gentleman by
the name of Ed
Trendell who was the owner of that company and a friend
of mine asked
if I needed a job because Ed needed an employee to bag
and deliver
Ice cubes all over the region. I went for an interview
with ED and he
hired me on the spot. All I needed was a driver’s
license and a way
to get to work each day. I had just purchased a 1962
Mini 850. It was
my second car and was another piece of junk that was not
very
reliable but I managed to keep it running for a year
anyway. When it
finally crapped out, Ed Bought me a 1959 Volvo that was
in better
shape than the Mini. What a relief to own a vehicle that
would start
every time I turned the key. Oh well, I’m getting off
the subject
here so back on track I go! The ice company was on the
north side of
Victoria St In a building that is now a bicycle shop. ED
owned the
whole building and we worked in the main part of that
building where
he had 15 Ice Cube making machines. There were two other
companies in
that same building as well. One was a company called
Joe’s Boat
Tops and Tarpaulins and the other one was a construction
company
called Traugot Construction. The owner Art Traugot was
the brother of
a country music star by the name of Wally Traugot. Wally
played the
fiddle and was on a TV show called Country Hoedown with
a bunch of
other Canadian Country Music celebs. Traugot
Construction was the
main builder of all of the Zehr’s Stores in the Region
as well as
in Fergus, Stratford and Guelph. Art did very well for
himself due to
his connection with Zehr’s! Back to my point! My job was
to stand
and scoop bag after bag full of ice cubes and drop them
onto a
conveyer belt behind me that led into a walk in freezer
at the rear
of the building. Once I had a pile of new bags of ice in
the freezer,
I would put on my heavy winter coat and enter the
freezer and stack
the bags of ice onto rolling Carts. When the cubers were
finally
emptied and the racks in the freezer full, It would be
time to
deliver the ice cubes to more than 50 stores, gas
stations and mini
markets around Kitchener, Waterloo, Preston, Galt,
Hespeler, Guelph,
Fergus, Elora and Stratford. Ed had quite a good setup.
About half of
the places I delivered to had freezers called Bunkers
outside their
front doors and the other half of the deliveries were to
automatic
coin operated machines that I also had to load by hand
and as well, I
had to empty the coin boxes into money bags to be taken
back to the
office. The stores with bunker style machines paid me
cash for which
I wrote out receipts for the number of bags their bunker
took to fill
that day.
When
I
think back on those days now, it’s a wonder nobody ever
tried to
rob me at one of my stops. I literally carried hundreds
and hundreds
of dollars and sometimes a couple of thousand in those
bags back to
the office in the step van Ed owned. With his business
an all cash
one, he had a real good thing going for sure. In fact,
his overhead
wasn’t much at all other than the taxes on his building
and the
cost of running the equipment. He had his own water
supply out behind
the shop in the form of an artesian well so he had no
water bill!
What a nice set up he had indeed. The only drawback to
this job was
the cold weather deliveries in the winter time. I also
had to do this
job in the pitch black of night winter and summer! I
enjoyed this job
very much and did it for almost 5 years until I finished
High School.
At that time Ed asked what I was going to do for a
living after
graduation. I wasn’t sure what I’d be doing and at that
point Ed
asked if I would consider taking an apprenticeship in
some trade. He
offered to set me up with an apprenticeship in the
Refrigeration
Trade through his friend and owner of Zehr’s Markets,
Lester Zehr.
As it turned out, Lester was also a friend of my mother
and father so
the connection was made and I transferred from Jiffi Pak
Ice to
working for Zehr’s and as they say, the rest is history.
I
think that’s enough of my work history for this week
folks! As you
can imagine, it’s been a wild ride over this past 72
years and
there is certainly more to tell if I haven’t worn out my
welcome
yet in these pages! LOL!
Thanks
for
tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all
again
next week in The Ontarion report!
Bye
for
now….. Greg
PS:
Something
to Think About>
Make
sure to dress warm when you go out these days and WEAR
YOUR MASK!
****
Take
Care
And Be Safe
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