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From
Nova
Scotia Sus
From
Russ
The
Ontarion
Hi
All,
Based
on
the participation results from
our little ‘sayings’ contest that we started a few weeks
ago, I’m
starting to think that there are not all that many
readers out there
anymore. It sure has been quiet lately. We (Greg, Russ,
and I) were
all hoping to drum up a bit more involvement by asking
various
questions. To those who did come up with a ‘saying’, I
thank you.
Here are the results, and I’m going to try one more time
to get
some interest happening by letting you guys, the
readers, vote on
which ‘saying’ wins the contest, the prize being a token
free
whole full year subscription to this letter, or until
it’s demise,
whichever comes first. So, let us know which saying
you like best.
Russ:
Dodge
life's 'bullets' - dig deeper fox-holes.
Closing one's mouth
improves one's hearing.
A stitch in time saves mine.
Gary:
"I
know I'm alive when I wake up in the morning because
if I was dead I
wouldn't ache so much "
Carol:
“Listen
to
what I mean, not what I say”
Sus:
“The
fun
part is stroking off”
Brian:
“The
older
I get the sooner it gets late”
Greg:
“you
couldn’t
hit a cow’s ass with a banjo!”
And
now
for those of you who requested a CD, they will be
going out in
the mail shortly, assuming that the mail can even get
out of south
western BC given that there are no serviceable
highways left for the
mail to travel on. And as a way of sending them, we
found a pile of
old unused Christmas cards in a drawer so I’ll be
using those as a
way of packaging my CDs. I haven’t bothered sending
out Christmas
cards in years but given that I need some sort of
envelope for
sending the CDs, it seems like a good way to do both.
*
This
week’s
music is another double-header, like it or not. It will
be
the last double-header for a while as I’ve run out of
material.
I’ve got both an audio and a video of this song for you.
So, this
will be the last audio recording for a while at least,
and while I’ve
got a couple of videos in the que for the next couple of
weeks, well,
that will be it for them. Like I said, I’ve run out of
material but
hey, I’ve been including a musical interlude in these
letters for
close to a year and a half now so no one can complain.
This week’s
song is a very old cowboy tune that was done by many of
the old
groups in the hay day of early cowboy music, and was
done by Gene
Autry in a movie called ‘Tumbling Tumble Weeds’ (I
think). The
movie was a typical ‘B’ grade Saturday matinee flick. The
song
is called ‘Riding Down The
Canyon’. I
have childhood memories of my mother’s long-gone
brother, uncle
Carman, playing this song on Saturday evenings up on the
farm. He
played it in G, I play it in D, for what thats worth. He
probably
gave it a more authentic sound than I do but thats ok.
So, pull on
your Stetson hat and round up your pony and take a ride
on down the
canyon to watch the sun go down.
Riding
Down
The Canyon
Audio
Video
doug
****
From
Nova
Scotia Sus
I
just went on a trip of a lifetime and I mean a trip in
the sense of
falling. We have in our living room a very comfortable
loveseat with 2 foot rests that go up and down with the
use of a
lever for each seat. As I walked by, the one foot rest
suddenly
popped up and took my feet out from under me. Next thing
I knew my
legs were in the air and the rest of my body hit the
floor. I just
had enough time to put my arms out to brace myself and
keep my face
from smacking the hardwood floor. I couldn't believe
what had just
happened. It could have been worse, but I came out of it
with a
slightly sprained wrist and a sore nose. Over the next
few days I
had some bruising on one side of my nose. Thank goodness
for mask
wearing no one noticed. So I was wondering if there
should be
warnings on this type of couches. If I was a small child
or had
health issues it could have been very serious. I can't
be the only
person this has happened to or am I! Now when I pass by
the couch I
take a very wide berth.
Yes
Doug
I love tractors too. We have two John Deere, one for
mowing
lawns and the other full size with a bucket for moving
soil etc.,
snow blowing, forks and a bush hog. We couldn't do
without it! We
are thinking about moving up to a larger tractor with a
cab. It's
pretty cold sitting on a tractor moving snow around even
with all our
winter gear and goggles.
Sus
****
From
Russ
Dark
&
dreary.
No
birds,
no Bees, no Flowers, no Leaves on the trees -
November!
The
roads
are all muck, and I'm out of luck to ride my bike -
can't even
hike!
Lake
Huron
is roaring, the Seagulls are soaring, and searching
for shelter
- to escape the pelter!
I
don't believe it, it's only four, yet outside my
door it's dark as
inside a mitt!
The
wind's
in the north, and soon will bring forth the lake
effect snow
we all love, you know!
We've
had
buckets of rain, but we have it easy, compared to
farmers in the
Province of BC
Please
accept
our thoughts, and our praise, while we ask God to
bring you
brighter days. Amen.
PS
I
couldn't think of anything interesting to report.
Sorry
Russ.
****
THE
ONTARION
REPORT
Hello
everyone!
Here
I
sit frustrated due to two different happenings this
evening! Number
one was the disturbing email mix up that is caused by
none other than
Rogers themselves! As it turned out, after Adam was kind
enough to
sort out the problem for me, Rogers just won’t allow
their system
to retain two different email addresses with their own
password in
their automatic memory bank! Carole and I have our own
email
addresses each with it’s own password. Now under normal
circumstances, this isn’t a problem but for who knows
why, Rogers
has decided to stop their system from allowing this to
continue.
Tonight I wanted to check my email before writing my
column and
Rogers wouldn’t allow it to happen. It kept wanting to
open
Carole’s email with my password. So, since I’m not very
computer
literate, Adam spent almost an hour sorting out the
problem for me!
He finally had to put in a new password for my account
and make sure
it didn’t open Carole’s email when trying to open mine.
He
finally got things sorted out but, if I had tried to
sort out the
problem, I’d have still been at the computer tomorrow
morning! Who
knows why this happens so I guess I’ll just have to keep
an eye on
things each time I use the computer to make sure It’s
opening the
correct email! Rogers can be a pain in the butt when it
comes to
keeping things the same from week to week! They seem to
change things
quite often and for no good reason!
The
second
annoying thing is the inconsideration of people when
purchasing items over the internet! We’ve put several
items up for
sale on the net lately and when would be buyers make
arrangements to
come to our house to pick up something they say they
want to purchase
they don’t seem to give a hoot whether or not they
arrive at the
agreed upon time! It’s happened a few times now where
someone has
arranged to come by at an agreed upon time to pick up
the object and
then they leave us sitting for well past the time! The
latest
situation of this type happened just tonight when Adam
had a woman
agree to drop over tonight after her work was finished
at 5pm. She
said she’d be here at 5:30pm! Adam sat by the front
window watching
for her arrival but 5:30pm came and went and she was a
“no show”!
He finally sent her an email at 6pm to ask when she
would be here and
she immediately replied that she was just leaving work
in Waterloo
and was on her way here. As it happened, Carole had
postponed supper
in anticipation of her arrival at 5:30pm so with her new
arrival time
of shortly after 6pm we continued to wait to eat supper
until her
next arrival time. This time of shortly after 6pm came
and went once
more and by 7pm she still hadn’t arrived! This event of
inconsideration is to say the least, very frustrating
and served no
other purpose than to tick everyone in the household off
while
waiting not only for her arrival but also for settling
down to a
lovely meal at this time of day! After talking things
over, Adam
finally sent her a note stating that he had another
appointment that
he had to keep and would no longer be able to wait for
her arrival to
pick up the item at the time she had stated after all
the changes! I
would have been tempted to be less courteous to her
after her
inconsiderate manner! Oh well, lesson learned! I said to
Adam that
the next time someone arranges an allotted time of
arrival, he should
say of example, “OK, 5pm it is but if you’re any later
than
5:30pm, I won’t be here!” People have to learn that they
aren’t
the only ones whose time is valuable!
I
guess that’s about all the ranting I have for this week
folks!
Thanks
for
tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all
again net
time in The Ontarion Report!
Take
care
and be safe everyone!
Bye
for
now… Greg.
Something
to
Think About>
Santa’s
on
his way!
****
Take
Care
And Be Safe
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