The
Squamidian Report – April 18/20
Issue
#934
Including:
From
Nova
Scotia Sus
From
Russ
From
Carol
The
Ontarion
Hi
All,
You’ve
probably
noticed how clear the air and sky is now. With the
massive
reduction in air travel, surface transportation and
industry
emissions
we
are finding ourselves in a vastly less polluted
environment. The
sky is more blue, the air more transparent.
Because we are in the
mountains, surrounded by snow-covered peaks, we
can really see the
results. This part of the worlds in by nature
fairly clear most of
the time but now the details are striking. Scenic
clarity. Individual
trees on the mountainsides miles away on the other
side of the valley
are distinguishable. The snow-cover has stayed a
brilliant white.
Satellite images of parts of the world that are
usually choked with
smog are showing clear sky's. It won’t last. Once
this is over
we’ll all go back to pumping the air full of
everything but it does
show how it could and should be. And it is kind of
nice to know that
when you go outside and take a deep breath, most
of what you are
breathing in is in fact air. How cool is that?
And
then
just to spoil it for us, it changed instantly. Some
brain dead
morons decided to burn slash piles just up the river
from here, about
10km north of town. The last several weeks have been
very dry. In the
blink of an eye the side of Cloudburst Mountain went up
in flames.
Within a few hours both theUpper Squamish Valley north
of here and
Paradise Valley were under evacuation notices. This was
Wednesday
afternoon. By dinner time the smoke had filled the air
all the way
out the sound and all those clear views were lost in the
haze. There
was lite white ash falling like fine snow all around. By
evening the
fire crews and helicopters were hard at work but the
fire had grown
to about 15 hectors and those rural homes were being
evacuated. The
winds died down a bit and changed directions so Thursday
and Friday
were less smoky here, almost clear on this side of the
valley but the
fire had spread to over 100 hectors. There are numerous
small hobby
farms up in the Upper Squamish and reports have come out
that many
have been burned out. One report is of a man and his
daughter
standing in the river with their horses as they watcher
their
building burn to the ground.
I
don’t know if it’s true or not, but supposedly an open
burn fire
ban was going into place as of Thursday which is why
whoever started
burning the brush piles was in a hurry to burn the
brush, before they
would be prohibited. Well, I sure hope they end up
facing big fines
and law suits. We simply don’t need this kind of thing
and this
kind of thinking, now or ever.
*
Ok,
this
one actually turned out a lot better than I’d expected
or
hoped for. For one thing, the chances of making it
through a
recording track without interruption or unwanted noise
(all external
noise in unwanted) is almost impossible these days. So
it was put
together during little windows of time whenever I could
find them,
often ending in hitting the old ‘delete’ button due to
the
inevitable interruptions. But, we got there. You have no
idea how
much effort and determination it takes to get a song
ready for
inclusion in the letter just to give a little bit of
distraction from
our world-wide current ongoing situation. As well, there
is this song
itself….it’s an old Bob Dylan song from way, way back. A
song
that most of us have know and perhaps even sung many
times over the
years and then mostly forgot about. Well, here it is
again, dragged
up up from the dark and spider web covered crags and
crevices of our
memories. A few guitar tracks, some 4-part harmony and
this is the
results. Boy, I sure wish they would invent cloning so I
could do the
harmony tracks all at once instead of having to do them
one at a time
but that’s what I and we are struck with. Anyway, hope
you enjoy my
cover of Dylan’s very old song, ‘Don’t Think Twice’.
Don’t
Think
Twice
doug
****
A
mental health outing down to the waterfront. It was
that or our heads
would explode.
****
From
Nova
Scotia Sus
Here
is
one more Easter story. Our father, Howard also carried
on the
tradition of hiding our Easter baskets. Dad was
especially good at
hiding baskets so the hunt went on for hours giving us
hot and cold
hints if we were ready to give up. There were always one
or two that
couldn't be found and Dad not remembering where he put
them. In
years that followed Dad would hand over the job to one
of us kids. One of the boys took over hiding a basket in
the oven (that one
melted when Mom turned on the oven) another in a tree
(that one fell
out and broke to pieces) another one in a hole dug in
the snow(
messy). That Easter bunny was fired never to return
again.
When
I
moved to Nova Scotia and built my log house I carried on
the
tradition. By then there were lots of nieces and nephews
to be
involved in the hunt and lots of room to wander. The
boundaries were
huge including around the pond and between each house,
probably 3
acres in all. There were people of all sizes and ages
involved, some
frustrated and some happy.
Great
memories!
Sus
****
From
Russ
Bored
Stiff!
“I’m
bored
stiff” is an expression mom used quite frequently. On
second
thought, maybe it was my wife. Can’t think mom was ever
bored
raising a big family!
Being
cooped-up
(locked down) for a month, which seemed like three, I
almost panicked when I ‘had nothing to do!. Pacing the
floor,
reading, riding, watching TV ; humdrum!.’ In desperation
I decided
to do something I’ve been saving to do ‘for a rainy day’
–
purge my files. Where to start? I’ll tackle the cabinet
in my
‘office’.
Wow!
Some
of these letters and documents date back to 1968 – why
am I
still hanging onto them? In shame if not self-defence, I
justify
keeping some of the stuff as ‘memorabilia’, so I started
a new
file with that designation – only to find I already HAD
a
MEMORABILIA file!
Who
was
it said, “Choice will kill you” ? How true – I now have
two
files to torment me. What to toss? What to keep? Maybe
that’s the
answer –. I should start a “KEEPING” file. You guessed
it –
I already had such a file! Now I’m MAD! I’m also the
world’s
worst filing clerk!
Let’s
get
organized; as I pull out a file, the content is given
only one of
three destinations; keep/file. Recycle. Toss. Now, I’m
on a role!
This isn’t such a bad job after all! Bet I’ll finish in
three to
five days!
STOP
THE
PRESS! Some of these letters/documents have personal
banking
information, and getting into the wrong hands may result
in “Identity
theft”, or worse!!. Out comes the shredder and it
doesn’t like
staples. Pulling them is slow and tedious. Cutting the
corners
containing the rusty, old staples is much quicker – even
fun as
they are tossed into the garbage. And we all know the
‘fussy’
recycle guys don’t want metal mixed in with paper.
Another big
‘rip-off’ must take place!
Did
I
tell you we have another two-drawer filing cabinet in
the bedroom?
This
one
is for Income Tax, Life Insurance, Pension, Medical,
Etc., but
sad to say I found other files labelled, MEMORABILIA;
KEEPING; and
PERSONAL!
Procrastination
stalled
me another few days, but I finally got my files in both
cabinets clear of unwanted; duplicate; and expired
stuff!
Now,
our
Premier has extended the “Lock-down” until the 2nd week
in
May. I’m thinking I should purge my clothes closets
next. There are
five in my wee cottage – I live alone – I’ve got clothes
in
all FIVE!
Hoping
you
were not “Bored stiff” reading my entry for this week; I
remain….
Your
Old
Uncle Russ.
PS
Some
stuff would not fit ANY file (or I was ashamed to file
it), so,
don’t tell anyone, but I stuffed it under the day-bed in
my office)
****
From
Carol
There
has
always been a problem with ants at the Homestead,
especially in
the spring. This year is no different. I purchased a set
of 3 ant
traps and placed them in the kitchen. A few days later
only one trap
was left. We searched under the stove and any where they
might have
been accidentally kicked. To the best of our knowledge
only Gale,
Nick, Al & I have been in the house and none of us
removed the
traps. Off I went and lined up outside the hardware
store to
purchase more ant traps. The next day only one ant trap
could be
found. We have several theories. One is the ants were so
big they
carried the traps off. I also put mouse poison out in a
couple of
locations so perhaps the mice had taken the traps.
Nick’s theory
is that Dad’s spirit is hanging around and that driving
us crazy
with the ant trap mystery would be his kind of practical
joke. It
could all be related to his kitchen clock that runs
backwards. So do
any of you have suggestions on who or what is behind our
mystery? Or
maybe we should just hold a séance and ask Dad.
Carol
****
THE
ONTARION
REPORT
Hello
everyone!
Well,
the
sky is bright and cloudy again today but at least it’s
not
raining out! It seems the sun is trying to shine through
but with
little success. When the sun shines it takes the gloom
off the
thoughts of the Covid 19 situation. We managed to get
out two days
ago for an hour or two and do some much needed shopping
at the No
Frills and Giant Tiger stores and it was like being
released from
jail for a couple of hours! The only problem was that
the
restrictions demand that you line up outside and be let
into the
stores one at a time. It does however show that the
owners or
managers of the stores are thinking in the right way
about keeping
people distanced from each other for safety reasons so
that’s a
good thing for sure! Even so, there are still people
that are numb
skulled enough that they can’t keep their distance from
others and
are not wearing masks and that ticks me off to think
that they don’t
care enough to take the proper precautions these days.
I
think that they are foolish enough to think it won’t
happen to them
so why wear a mask or surgical gloves when shopping and
touching
everything on the shelves. Giant Tiger was thoughtful
enough to have
directional arrows on the floor to show you the
direction of flow for
the shoppers to take so they don’t have to pass each
other in the
narrow isles of the store. Even then, there are morons
that don’t
know enough to follow the arrow directions! We found
ourselves having
to reverse and take the next isle to keep our distance
from these
jerks! Oh well, I guess there will always be those that
buck the
system! Sometimes I think we must be living in the USA
when I
encounter such idiots! I heard that Trump wants to open
the Canada US
border already since their number of cases have dropped
for the first
time since this all started. Is he nuts or what?
Thankfully Trudeau
has enough sense not to agree with that fool of a
President that’s
running and possibly ruining the USA. I’m surprised
someone hasn’t
Wised up to his greed and selfishness and bumped him off
his throne!
I guess they already tried that with the impeachment
that failed. Oh
well, I guess the US is stuck with him until the end of
his term and
that means the rest of the world is stuck with him as
well! Hopefully
the world of science will come up with a cure for Covid
19 before
half the world’s population dies off from it! The way
Trump is
going, the USA will lose half it’s population from
listening to
him! They say that Texas and Georgia are the next two
states to
suffer greatly from the Covid 19 illness and that
Alabama is
demanding that the restrictions on businesses be lifted
now! What a
bunch of fools they have living in that state for sure.
Hopefully
someone like their governor will be able to control them
and stop
their demonstrations before they all kick off from their
damned fool
demands! I must say, if Trudeau gives in to Trump’s
request to open
the border then he needs his ass kicked right out of
office for
endangering the lives of all Canadians! If he allows the
border to be
opened we’ll be flooded with Covid bearing Americans and
the thing
will just spread like the fires did in Australia! Lets
pray that our
PM isn’t that foolish!
I’m
going
to make this column a short one for this week since the
Virus
seems to be all that’s occupying my mind this week.
Every time we
put the TV on that’s all every channel is talking about.
I like to
keep informed but I’m also getting sick and tired of
hearing the
same old gloom and doom over and over again! It would be
wonderful to
suddenly hear that a scientist somewhere has come up
with a cure for
this dreaded disease so we finally have a shred of hope
for the near
future! I’m afraid we’re in for a much longer ride with
this
Covid than I’d like to hope so we’ll just have to settle
in and
keep on following the safety rules that are in place at
the moment
and be patient rather than becoming patients!
That’s
all
for this week folks!
Thanks
for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you
all again
next time in The Ontarion Report!
Bye
for
now … GregPS:
Something To Think About>
Feel
better when the sun shines and keep on smiling!
****
Have
a
good one..
the doug
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