The Squamidian Report – May. 11 /19
Issue #885
Including:
From Lorne
From Russ
The Ontarion
Hi All,
It snuck up on on because we weren’t paying that much attention, this
early in the season. Our shrubs and plants needed watering. Here we are
well into May and as yet we have not had ANY spring rain. We didn’t
even have much of the late of winter rain. So, when we finally did pay
attention we noticed that the blueberries were showing signs of stress,
looking very dried out and wilted, as was most everything else. To that
end I’ve been watering every evening and it took a few evenings before
the water would even soak in but at least now the bushes are starting
to look a bit better.
I’m also watering the tomato plants. We planted them a week or so ago
and when we dug up the area to get said area ready we noticed how dry
the soil was. Once I’d dug the holes for the plants I poured water into
the holes in order to saturate the soil before sticking the tomatoes
in. That way the dry soil wouldn’t rob the plants of any moisture in
the roots and potting soil they were in, in their pots.
So, every evening until such time as we do (hopefully) get some spring
rain I’ll be watering. And unless we do at some point get a lot of
rain, we are in for another season of out-of-control forest fires.
Thats scary in this part of the world.
Speaking of watering the plants and shrubs, our rhododendrons are
flowering like a son-of-a-gun. That makes the hummingbirds happy.
Here’s a pic of the one at the side of the driveway.
And thats it for me for this week.
doug
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From Lorne
I mentioned that a new laminate floor will be installed in the computer
room replacing the old carpet that tends to roll up in places causing
me to trip and fall. That means removing everything from the room
including the computer and components, the wire connections, the table
/ cupboard containing 12 drawers full of accumulated stuff from 70
years of marriage, plus many pictures and photos. Also wills,
bank records, funeral information of not only wife and parents, but
grandparents on both sides. Oh, did I mention church records and
insurance? Last but not least is the vast amount of sheet music
accumulated over nearly 60 years of singing barbershop plus some choir
stuff. The contents of the drawers had to be removed and stored some
place until I get around to sorting, retaining and dumping. Now we can
move the offending cupboard/table out of the room. but where the put
it? It's 10 feet long. The 12 drawers plus all the contents are pilled
throughout the house leaving narrow little passageways to find things
like bathroom and fridge. Could any of you readers out there come to my
rescue? The morel of it all is, don't do anything through life like
take pictures, get married, have kids, have parents, join groups,
pay bills or have a bank account.
Lorne
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From Russ
Hi there. Just in case anyone is interested, I’m recovering slowly, but
nicely from my exploits of late. Still can’t take a deep breath, and am
coughing up light servings of lemon pudding. Which is strange, as I
haven’t eaten lemon pudding in ages. Cracked/broken ribs must be left
to heal on their own, as they don’t bandage them anymore, and my Doc
says “pain management” is my only recourse. He also says I can take up
to 8 pain pills a day – I’ve never taken more than 3 or 4 as ‘they are
constipating’. He’s right there! And how does he recommend we handle
that? I should drink 8 pints, or 8 500mL bottles of water daily! What
am I a Camel? But I will say – if you can ‘keep it down’ it sure is a
‘predictable laxative!
My 3-wheeler suffered no damage, so I’ve mounted her two times since my
accident – but avoiding, like the plaque, the place where ‘she threw
me’.
That’s all I have to contribute this week, but always remember “It’s
better to ‘throw-up’ your bed than to ‘throw-up IN your bed”
Uncle Russ.
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THE ONTARION REPORT
Hello everyone!
It’s been a busy week for me this week, especially this past couple of
days. First I decided a couple of days ago to check the oil in the MG
and found that it was for some reason looking blacker than it had a
week ago when I last checked it. Oh well, I just figured that my
eyesight wasn’t as good as it used to be or maybe when I last checked
the oil I didn’t have the bright light on in the garage that I usually
turn on when working on the engine of the MG. So I headed to Canadian
Tire and picked up a new oil filter for the car. Then after checking
the cost of the type of oil I like to use for the purpose I decided to
head to Wal-Mart to see if it was any less costly there than at CTC. To
my surprise it was about ten dollars less for a five-liter jug at
Wal-Mart! Happy about that I went home and started my project. This
time I turned on the light and proceeded to drive the MG up onto a set
of ramps that allow me to crawl under the car to reach the oil drain
plug. I managed to get down onto the floor and reach under the MG far
enough to loosen and remove the drain plug. Then all I had to do was
wait until all the oil had drained into my catch pan. I realized that
this takes a good few minutes before all the old oil is out of the
engine. At this point, I then had to get myself up off the floor unless
I wanted to lay there for 20 minutes on the cold concrete. I had a
sheet of cardboard between the floor and me but that was no insulation
from the cold cement. I then struggled with the task of getting back up
onto my feet. Wow was that a chore indeed. However I managed to do it
after contorting my body into several unusual positions. Whew! After
catching my breath I felt I had earned a cup of tea to help myself
recover from the effort. There’s nothing like a good hot cup of tea to
rejuvenate one after such a daunting procedure! After letting the oil
drain for about a half hour and found it was slowed to the odd drip. I
decided it was time to pour the new oil into the engine. Wait a minute
I thought, before I do that, I’d better put the plug back into the
drain hole on the oil pan of the car. This meant that I’d have to once
again get back down onto the floor on my back to accomplish this task.
Ouch, grunt and groan and back down I went onto the cardboard. Once
again I reached the spot and installed the drain plug on the engine’s
bottom end and made sure it was tightly installed in its place on the
oil pan. Then of course I had to make my way back onto my feet once
more. With much huffing and puffing I was once again upright and was
then able to pour the new oil into the motor. This entire task took me
about an hour and a half by the time I had done some work, taken a tea
break, done more work, taken a bathroom break and finished with the
pouring and checking of the proper level of the oil. I used to be able
to do an entire oil change on the MG in about a half hour but not any
more. I guess with a combination of getting older and the change in my
physical condition and stamina it’s just going to take me longer by far
than it used to take to do this and many other household jobs. Oh well,
it could be worse I guess! I’ll just have to resign myself to working
slower than in previous years.
While I was busy in the garage, Carole was busy putting bag after bag
of topsoil in the gardens out back. She likes to have the gardens
refreshed each year with a couple of inches of dark soil. Once I was
finished with the oil change, I went out back to see how her task was
coming along. She was sitting having a tea on the patio and said she
too was pooped out after emptying 16 bags of the new soil and spreading
their contents throughout the gardens. We decided to call it quits for
that day and finish the garden work another day. It just so happened
that the weather the next day was good enough that finishing the soil
spreading was on the agenda once again. I offered to do the soil
spreading of the last 6 or so bags and found it to take quite a bit of
effort just to do so. Nonetheless, the job is now finished! The next
day we observed that the grass had grown quite a bit since the last
cutting which was only about three days earlier. Oh well, someone has
to do it so I decided to get out the mower and take care of that chore.
I guess maybe we shouldn’t fertilize the lawn and then it wouldn’t grow
so fast! LOL! Anyway, I finally had the lawn mowing finished and the
grass looks fantastic for being so early in the season! The resulting
good looks of the lawn is of course worth all the effort and I’ll just
have to keep it up every few days for the rest of the summer. The
gardens are blooming like I figured they would be by mid May and all of
Carole’s effort looking after them is also paying off! Like I said last
week in the Ontarion, when you own a house, you just have to do the
work it takes to keep it in good shape. It’s part of home ownership for
sure!
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I
mentioned last week about the Robins having moved from their usual
nesting place on a shelf on our patio to the flower box on our front
garage wall by the porch. Well, they had three lovely blue eggs in the
nest and we were looking forward to having little Robins in that nest
this year. On Thursday morning when Carole stepped onto the porch to
retrieve the mail, she checked the progress of the eggs in the nest and
found that they were all gone and the nest was in a fuzzy mess! Some
dastardly invasive bird such as a starling had invaded the nest and
taken the eggs! What a disappointment to see that such a deed had
happened! I’m sure the mother Robin was upset to have her home
ransacked like that and her soon to be babies missing! Carole was quite
upset at the thought too and decided to move the nest from the front of
the house back to it’s usual place on the patio shelf. She had only
placed the nest out back on the shelf about an hour or so when we
decided to sit on the patio to enjoy a morning tea. As Carole exited
the house to take her place at the patio table she noticed that a Robin
was perched at the nest on the shelf out back. This of course was a
delightful surprise since we weren’t sure the Robins would find their
old nesting place once Carole moved the nest. Hopefully the Robins will
still have the strength to produce more eggs this season yet and have
another few babies. With any luck, the starlings won’t find the new set
of eggs once the Robins lay them out back. Just have to keep our
fingers crossed for success this time!
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I’ve always said what a small world we live in and today I had an example of that presented to me once again.
My cousin and I decided to go out to Mel’s Diner for a breakfast today.
We were sitting in a booth enjoying our breakfast and just talking
about whatever came to mind. We were talking about the events of
yesteryear and somehow the conversation got around to people we’ve come
to know over the years. I mentioned my connection with Doug’s uncle
Russ. I explained how I came to know Russ and happened to mention his
last name and the fact that Russ was a police officer for the city of
Kitchener at one time. My cousin was interested in that fact since he
was a police officer for many years as well. We chatted about that fact
and his experiences as an OPP officer as compared to a city cop like
Russ had been. When we stood up to leave the restaurant, the fellow
that had been sitting behind my cousin in the next booth got up to
leave as well. He turned to me and said “That fellow, Russ Brubacher
that you mentioned is an acquaintance of mine as well!” I was surprised
to hear that this fellow had been listening in on our conversation in
the first place but also surprised to hear that he knows Russ! I asked
how he knew Russ and he said he worked at the Bruce Power station for
years and that he had come to know uncle Russ from living in the area.
I asked his name and he said his name is Fred Gregory. I told him my
first name is Gregory and we laughed at the coincidence! I told him
that I would mention meeting him and say hello to Russ the next time we
talked. SO, although we are not directly talking today Russ, here’s a
hello from Fred Gregory as promised!
Just goes to show you how small a world we live in doesn’t it!
That’s about all I have to talk about for this week folks!
Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!
Bye for now … Greg
PS: Something To Think About>
It truly is a small world isn’t it?
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Have a good one..
the doug
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