The Squamidian Report – Jan. 19 / 19

Issue #869

Including:
From Russ
From Lorne
The Ontarion

Hi All,

We are out of luck because the overcast and rains have moved back in but for some of you it may be quite different and therefore better. You see, this Sunday evening, Jan. 20, will include a nice big full moon that will in turn be seen as an eclipse. The moon is currently quite close to earth in its orbit and will look big and bright, and sometimes called a ‘blood moon’ although no one really knows why. Well, sort of. It may refer to the color of a fully eclipsed moon, or not. It may in fact refer to when there have been 4 total eclipses in a row. Doesn’t matter. The thing is, if you can see the sky that night, you will be able to watch a full lunar eclipse. The eclipse will be visible from most of the northern hemisphere. (Sorry Australia).

The timing of the beginning will be different for different locations of course. Here are some examples in local time.
Atlantic Time: 11:34pm
Eastern Time: 10:34pm
Central Time: 9:34pm
Mountain Time: 8:34pm
Pacific Time: 7:34pm
Notice a trend? Time zones are 1 hr wide and the eclipse is happening at ONE time but is viewed from different locations. Well, basically and sort of but close enough. One accurate hour of time zone would be 15 degrees wide and so there are obviously timing differences within said zone. If you get to see it, enjoy.
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On a much different note, I will probably be changing my Email address in the very near future. For a long time now I’ve been inundated with spam, most of it being just irritating, like pretending to be from the prince of some African country, or some jerk wanting me to click some link which I would never do. Of late, the unwanted mail has been trying to pretend that its coming from ME, showing my Email address in the address bar. Of course, when I right click on it, the real address shows and is always some very long, untraceable thing with a European or Asian country tag. Assumably, someone has gotten a copy of someone’s address book. This could have been years ago, or could be going on regularly. No way of knowing. Now, however, the spam has turned a bit ugly and threatening. The untraceable sender is claiming to have infected my pc (I don’t have a pc) with spyware and malware when I supposedly visited one of his child porn sites. I can say with total honesty I have never visited ANY of that kind of site, ever. He goes on to say that he has been watching me through my pc’s web cam. I don’t have a web cam. He claims that he has recorded me doing unmentionable things that he has captured via my web cam and is ready to show it to the world if I don’t send some ridiculous amount of bit coin to some web address. As well, he claims to have all my personal and financial info, Facebook info and so on. Its all bogus of course but some what disconcerting.

The point is, while his claims are totally untrue, many people out there do fall for this kind of creep’s scam and the only way to deal with it is to change my address. Law enforcement can’t touch these creeps as they are a moving target and are in Asia or Europe or China or wherever. So, once I’ve figured out who I must notify about a change, like the places that I deal with such as the bank and other businesses, I’ll change my address and notify such places. That will also effect this letter list. Each person on this list will be notified as well at the time. The spam should come to a stop. If however, it starts back up again, I would be forced to change my address again and notify the businesses that must notify me of stuff again and at that point I think it would be prudent to end the Squamidian because if my address keeps falling into the wrong hands, so does everyones and that security breach must be coming from somewhere. I’ll keep you informed.

doug
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From Russ

Shoplifting at LCBO

Hearing this news on radio piqued my interest, and I thought I’d share this with you.
 
THE STAR
“LCBO thefts have spiralled and now make up nearly half of all shoplifting from Toronto’s most-hit retailers. 9000 incidents reported to police from Jan 1, 2014 to June 26, 2019”.
Police ‘directive’ in 2018 informed LCBO management, “ Police would no longer respond in person to liquor theft unless the perpetrators were still inside the store”. Meaning; unless store security had apprehended suspect(s) police would not show up.
Not every LCBO store has ‘floor-walkers’ (or hired security), and employees are under threat of ‘termination’ if they violate the management policy of “no touch/no chase”. Shop-floor workers are reluctant to even report suspected thieves saying, “ We never signed-up as security”.
But, who cares? These stores are run by our provincial government, they haul in “huge profit” and everyone knows the government is “a bottomless pit of money”! Yeah, but it’s OUR money!
 
Now, let’s have some fun with the crime of “theft”: A very simple definition states; “Theft is the taking of the property of another, with intent to deprive”. Have you ever been falsely accused of shoplifting? It can be a ‘shocking assault’ on your self-respecting character. No?
 
My wife and I are grocery shopping at Zehrs in Preston; there is a need to keep one purchase separate from another, and, being winter I’m wearing a heavy coat with large pockets, and you guessed it....I stuck the thing into one of the large pockets. Arriving home and unpacking/undressing, I said, ”Holy s**t, I forgot to pay for this?” Feeling more guilty than stupid, I exclaimed, “I’m going back and pay for this right now!”
“No way”, said my wife (who I often suspected had a little larceny in  her). She went on;
“You’ll really look stupid bringing it back now”
 
Stupid I can handle, guilty conscience, I can’t, so I immediately returned to the store, and entered the line containing the same check-out lady.
“ugh...I forgot I had this in my pocket when I checked out a short while ago”, I said as I carefully laid the object on the belt....I want to pay for it now” I was expecting her to say something like,
“Oh, how honest you are!” or “Thank you so much for returning...not many of our customers would”.  But, no. There was not one word of appreciation. I think I even detected a note of disdain in her furtive glance at me, as she silently rang-in the thing. I walked out feeling defeated.
“S**t, I should have listened to my wee wifee”.
 
Your old Uncle Russ.
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From Lorne

Cooking for myself is a thankless chore. My latest attempt, beans, chopped onion and celery and  ground moose meat. That should be pleasant tasting but its not. I keep adding stuff to give it something.  The more I add, the more stuff I have to eat. It started innocently enough with a 1/2 pot now I have a full pot and eating away at it since back some time in 2018.  Freezing the stuff only prolongs the agony because some time in the future I will dig it out and think Oh! what have we have here and thaw it out only to find the same old crap. I will concede that eventually something dose happen to the swill, it either helps the decaying in the compost box or fills the bellies of the many critters that chew the insulation under the hood of my car  and chew holes in the ceiling of the family room.

Lorne
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!
Today is a special day for Carole and I since it’s our 46th wedding anniversary! We were going to go to Niagara Falls and stay a couple of nights at the Hilton and maybe play the slots at the adjoining casino but after being at the Mohawk casino last weekend we decided we’ve had enough of that for a while. We are just going to have dinner out at the Golf Steak House in Bridgeport instead. Should be a nice evening provided it’s not to overcrowded for a Saturday evening.

Last Saturday Carole, Adam and I went to the Mohawk Casino to celebrate my 70th birthday. We found upon our arrival that they were offering an Italian smorgasbord in their enclosed grandstand overlooking the racetrack. We opted for that set up and thoroughly enjoyed the meal. We hadn’t been to a racetrack to watch the races since the old Elmira track was still open years ago. I think it was about 40 years ago that we last attended the races in Elmira. We sat and enjoyed our meal and of course I overate with the food being an “all you can eat” setting. Once in a while the Doctors tell me it’s ok to do just that. So, I’m trying to keep such an overindulgence to doing it only on my birthday! I hope I can stick to my plan just for the “Health of it”. LOL! Anyway, we were surprised to see that the races were being held that night even though it was quite cold outside for the horses and drivers. While still sitting at our table above the track, we were approached by a woman working at the track who asked if we’d like to place a bet on the races. We wouldn’t even have to leave our table to do so and she told us she’d also come back to our table after the race to check our ticket to see of we’d won anything. This is a nice feature for sure. She would even pay out on the spot if we did have a winner. Talk about convenience! SO, Carole suggested I place a bet on the number 7 horse to celebrate my 7 -tieth birthday. I figured I might as well do just that to see if I’d have any luck on my birthday. I opted to play across the board for a grand total of $6.00 so I’d collect if my horse came in first second or third!

We watched as the race began and my chosen horse took off in the lead! She held the lead for about two thirds of the way around the track and then slowly dropped back to last place out of the field of 9 horses. What a disappointment that was! I thought for sure I had a winner but … no such luck. Oh well, I thought maybe my luck would change as we made our way down to the casino floor to play a few slots! We descended to the casino and spread out in different directions to try our luck. After I had donated $5.00 I was up to $35.00 I moved to a different machine and spent that amount quite quickly. After walking around in search of a better machine I settled on one I thought looked lucky. I donated another $20.00 in that machine and then stopped for a while. Adam and I finally found Carole again and by that time it was 9pm and we all felt it was time to head for home. Before leaving we tried two machines side by side and Carole won $150.00 and I won $50.00 so it was time to leave for sure. The casino had a “give away” that evening of a set of Pirex bowls for all “Winner’s Circle” members. They were there by the thousands for sure. The lineup wound around and through the casino floor the entire time we were there. It was so crowded that we could hardly move about to find a machine that was not being used. It was quite aggravating to say the least so our decision to leave was prompted by the noise and the mass of bowl seekers! We made our way home and enjoyed a nice cup of tea and settled down in front of the TV for an hour or so and then turned in for the evening. All in all it was a fun enough time and I enjoyed celebrating my venture into “Old Age”! I finally caught up to Doug in years but he’s still 17 days my senior! LOL!
I’m looking forward to celebrating again next January 11th to make it 71 years!

I think that’s enough for this week folks!
Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next time in The Ontarion Report!

Bye for now … Greg

PS: Something To Think About>
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

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Have a good one..
the doug
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