The Squamidian Report – Jan. 5 / 19
 
Issue #867
Including:
From Lorne
From Russ
The Ontarion

Hi All,

Well look at that, another new year and we’re mostly all still here. More or less depending on your outlook. Some are ‘more here’ than others but probably always have been. Remember 19 years ago?, Y2K for those with a short or none existent memory. Half the world was surprised we were still here, most of the other half didn’t really care one way or the other, and the remainder were disappointed. Just goes to show you can’t please everyone.
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Normally we don’t bother going up the gondola on the weekend unless there is a reason for going up. That reason is usually that the kids are here and thats a great place to take them because they get to play outside, play in the snow (seasonally of course), go for hikes etc. The kids had been here over Christmas but then went home for a few days. Last Saturday came along, dark, windy and pouring rain by the bucket, and kid-less. So, we figured what the heck, being it was just the two of us and that there probably wouldn't be many people up there, we’d go up for a relaxed coffee by the wood burning fireplace. We were the first and only customers in the parking lot although more did come along later. The ride up almost qualified as ‘fun’ by my standards. Winds can make those cabins swing pretty good and I tend to like that but although we got slammed a few times by some interesting gusts, we’ve had ‘funner’ rides. The ‘real’ wind was right at the top, along with rain so heavy it was like being in front of a fire hose. Just going from the gondola cabin to the lodge door was fairly wild. Inside we had the place to ourselves, well, along with the staff working there.

At the wood stove there are tables with soft chairs for those lucky enough to beat the crowd. This is where we usually have our morning coffee as even when doing a hike first, we tend to beat the masses. At the table closest to the fire were several of the outside workers, mostly kids (that being young adults) who had been working outside and looked like drowned rats. They had soaked coats and gloves and boots piled on the iron railing that protects stupid people from the hot stove. One of them was down in the washroom trying to dry out his socks using the hand blow dryer. The rain was pelting past, horizontally, one set of doors kept blowing open. It was kind of cool, and interesting. We enjoyed our coffee and chatting with the staff. After a while the storm let up. More customers started showing up, and we headed back down. Not a bad morning at all.

Then, on Sunday morning we did a ‘meet in the middle’ to pick up the kids again. Both parents were working over the New Year so it was simply easier to have the girls back up here. The Park Royal shopping mall is about half way between us and Maple Ridge and the roof top parking lot on the north side is usually pretty quiet so it makes a good spot to hand off the kids. On New Years eve we did a ‘kid level’ celebration and were all done with long before 9pm but face it, 9pm is midnight back east so that works too.
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Last week Lorne mentioned the infamous orange, the one he craved only to endure watching an aunt peal and eat it herself. Well, believe it or not, I had a somewhat similar experience when I was 8 or 10 years old. Not with an orange but with a grapefruit, and not with an aunt but a set of grandparents, the paternal ones. Hear’s how it went, at least by my recollection…. A weekend was approaching and my grandparents inquired of me as to if I’d like to make some money by working for them on a job that would probably take all weekend long to complete. I doubt if I was very happy to give up a weekend of freedom from school but the thought of making some money was irresistible. It turned out that they wanted the window shutters on that big old white two story house painted. They had been a faded weathered red and apparently needed to be re-done. How hard could that be. I was too small to move the ladder so an adult had to do that for me as needed but I could certainly climb the ladder to reach those upper shutters. I worked all weekend, the only thing keeping me going was the promise of a payment. By the end of the weekend the job was done, the paint and ladder put away. To this day, I still remember walking in to that back kitchen, an expectant smile on my face, and telling them I was done and was there for my reimbursement. (I probably used a word like ‘pay’ rather than reimbursement). At that point grandpa set a grapefruit on the table. Needless to say I looked at it with some degree of puzzlement, not sure how this had anything to do with being paid for working all weekend. He then took a knife and cut the grapefruit in half, picked up one of the halves and handed it to me. THAT, was my payment for working all weekend, enduring the taunts of my brothers and cousins. I can’t remember what I did with my half grapefruit but I do know I never painted anything again. Ever!

doug
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From Lorne

Son Gary and daughter in law Evelyn invited Gale, Dave, Cindy and myself to his home in Owen Sound over  New Years. He also invited friends in for New Years Eve. Turns out they, their friends are all his age and chose to return home and into bed by 10.30 pm Dec. 31, making for a very quiet New Year welcoming. (actually, I wanted to get to bed too but braved it out). Earlier that day, on the invitation of Evelyn's friend, we visited a mushroom farm tucked into the deep woods of Sarawak Township. Not what I envisioned as a 'farm'. The spore is fused into plastic bags containing hardwood shavings and sawdust. All bags the size of a 10 lb bag of potatoes. These  are labeled then placed on wooden high stacked shelves  that filled large climate controlled rooms. All doors lead to a small empty room before opening to another very large growing room. And all doors must be closed before opening the next. The friend soon found us and explained what we were looking at and guided us through the cool, dark narrow passages between the mountains of growing mushrooms. On occasion we would spot a silent figure moving about. May have been an employee or maybe not. The end of the tour brought us to an oasis that contained a table, some chairs  and cookies. It was here that our lady host was very helpful in explaining the  uses of their many product varieties.  Also, it was here that we noticed something slowly moving through the dim shadowy corridor toward us.  At first I thought it was a giant spore gone wild and out of it's plastic bag but as it came nearer, we could make out that it was a man, her husband and business partner. He still looked very much like a funny mushroom and when he spoke he sounded like one. After a brief stop he disappeared into the dim from which he came. Now the women became very gracious and benevolent and packaged a large box of her crop for Gary and I to take home. I have enough to last me the rest of this century.

Lorne
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From Russ

Bad ending 2018

West Grey Police
Police are on the scene at the South (Beatty) Saugeen River after a vehicle drove into the river and became submerged. WGPS has located the body of a deceased male. Hanover Water Rescue & OPP Dive team are assisting WGPS in the recovery mission. Please stay clear of the area.
11:58 AM – Dec 30, 2018
 
Bayshore Broadcasting News Centre
Monday, December 31, 2018
Body Discovered in Saugeen River
Police believe the body is in connection to a suspicious vehicle found speeding in Ayton.
 
West Grey Police are investigating the discovery of a body and a vehicle found in the South Saugeen River.
Police were initially notified about a suspicious vehicle travelling at a high rate of speed on Victoria Street in Ayton around 4:15 Saturday afternoon.
They were later informed about a tan coloured SUV being driven into the South (Beatty) Saugeen River around 5:30.
At the scene, they recovered a body of a male in the water.
Hanover Water and Rescue, and OPP Dive Team and helicopter are assisting in efforts to recover the vehicle but the murkiness of the water and weather conditions have forced the recovery to be postponed until 9 Monday morning.
The public is being asked to stay away from the area during the investigation.
Anyone with information is asked to contact West Grey Police or Crime Stoppers.
 
Note: The vehicle has been recovered from a deep hole in the river 5km downstream. No bodies were inside. The deceased was identified as Glen McTavish, age 24 of Wingham, Ont.
His funeral is at 2PM, Tuesday January 8/19 in Ripley, Ont.
He was my Great-Grandson.
                                                
Russ.
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Well, we finally did it we made it to 2019!
I remember thinking when we were kids “I wonder what the cars will look like in 1969?” Never giving a moment’s thought to what they would look like in 2019. Here we are 50 years later than my query as a kid and most of the new cars look alike. It’s hard to tell whether your looking at a Toyota, a Mazda or a Kia these days since most of them are pretty much the same shape and most of them are either tan coloured, silver or white and have a similar shape to them. Oh well, I guess the shape is due to the aerodynamics to avoid wind resistance for the enhancement of miles per gallon or the quest for more km per liter these days. I think the automakers have succeeded in improving the fuel economy in most of their models. My cousin bought a new Corvette in 2016 and it not only has 450-horse power it manages to achieve a fuel economy of an incredible 42 miles per gallon on the highway and in the low 30’s around town. Of course it depends on how heavy the driver is on the gas pedal. All the same, that kind of fuel economy is amazing in this day and age for the power in the engine. I’ll never get the chance to see that kind of results since I won’t be purchasing a new Corvette any time soon! LOL!
Guess I’ll just have to be satisfied with the 20 to 24 mpg we’re getting in the Jeep. I guess it’s due to the shape and weight of the vehicle when it comes to mileage per gallon on the Jeep.
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Speaking of the new year, we were all settled in for a quiet New Year’s Eve here at home with our snacks laid out on the table in front of the TV and our movie choice selected when we realized that the weather outside was not frightful and was actually seeing a temperature of +7c. What a surprise since the forecast was for around the 0 mark! It’s been a long time since we’ve had a New Year’s Eve at that temperature. We were fortunate that we spent the evening indoors and at home. With that choice we didn’t have to travel home after celebrating the event. We had given a little thought to attending the free gala at the Kitchener city hall but decided against it and figured we would be wise to stay home for the night. Good thing we didn’t venture out after all since the evening was a soggy one. I guess there were still a good number of attendees at the City Sponsored event according to the local News. If we had attended that particular event we could have had some fun playing vintage arcade games in the lobby of the City Hall and even had our picture taken in a replica of the Ghost Busters movie car. Not that I’m a big fan of that particular movie but it still might have been fun! We managed to watch a new release movie and enjoy the smorgasbord of fine treats that Carole had prepared for the evening. We even managed to stay up until midnight without falling asleep on the couch. At the midnight hour we celebrated the event with noisemakers and horns etc that Carole had saved from years past. It was our own little bash to ring in 2019 and we had a good laugh doing so! I guess that Sidney Australia was the first place on earth to ring in the New Year by a show of fireworks that rivaled any other in the world. When I watched the CTV News the following evening I got a chuckle out of one of their news items. They showed a video of the Sidney celebrations and on the bridge over the Sidney harbor there was a beautiful huge set of numbers depicting the NEW year and low and behold wasn’t it put up as 2018 instead of the proper 2019 of the New Year! LOL! Hahahahaha….. I guess someone on the celebration committee would be in deep doo doo over that mistake! That should make the party of this year’s event one to remember for sure! Once they discovered the mistake it was too late to change the sign! So I guess they spent a million on fireworks to ring in 2018 all over again! I’m sure that the same mistake won’t happen again in the future!

It’s nice that the weather has held some warmer temps for us here in Southern Ontario so far this season and I for one hope it stays mild for the rest of the season. I’m hoping for a green birthday but it likely won’t happen. We received 4cm of snow last night but they tell us we’re in for another couple of +5 days leading into the coming weekend. Like they always say here in the great white north, “Give it another day and we’ll see a change in the weather again!” If we hang on a bit changing to snow tires will pay off again! Just take a look at the weather forecast for Newfoundland and you’ll be very happy to be living in southern Ontario! They got two feet of snow the other day and are in for more over the next few days. I say “No Thanks!” to that much white stuff for sure! Let’s keep our fingers crossed that we don’t get hit with that kind of storm around here.

Like I always say, spring can come anytime after New Years and I won’t be sorry!

That’s about all for this week! Thanks for tuning in and I look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!
Bye for now … Greg
PS: Something To Think About>
Kindness is a language, which the blind can read and the deaf can understand. 

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Have a good one..
the doug
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