The Squamidian Report – Sept. 29 / 18
 
Issue #853

Including:
From Lorne
From Karl
From Russ
The Ontarion

Hi All,

We've been enjoying a week of rather nice late summer weather. About time too because we sure had a lot of rain over the two or three weeks before now. Anyway, its been almost perfect riding conditions, starting off quite cool in the mornings, getting quite warm in the afternoons and then cooling off quickly as the sun goes down. On Wednesday I decided to not go to the gondola for my usual morning coffee but instead I'd ride to Lillooet where there is supposed to be a nice bakery and coffee shop. I knew enough to bundle up a bit in layers because while it was supposed to hit 20 by mid afternoon, morning was still way down in the single digit area. I didn't leave here until almost 9 in order to let morning traffic let up and to let the sun warm the roads up. The ride up through Whistler and on to Pemberton was enjoyable, as expected, although that stretch from Whistler to Pemberton is so bumpy it just about shakes your teeth loose, or in my case, your bladder meaning I had to pull into the gas station there and use the facilities.

From Pemberton you wind your way along the valley for a dozen or so clicks before climbing up into the mountains and onto the Duffy. Inevitably, you find yourself stuck behind a slow moving vehicle, usually an RV type thing, which I did. By the time we started the climb there were half a dozen vehicles stacked up behind me, all hating the idea of being stuck for the next hundred K behind a driver that can't handle the unique challenges of that road. Every once in a while a drive that is holding up traffic will pull over and let them past. That doesn't happen often but to my surprise the RV driver pulled over at the first place wide enough and let the line of traffic go by. I had know there was a car ahead of the RV but had hoped it would scoot along and not be inching its way around the tight switch-backs. No such luck, I was down in 1st gear, putting along, with a line of drivers behind me that were getting ansi and that can lead to problems. So first time I could see far enough ahead I cracked the throttle and blew on by. After that I settle down into a nice fluid ride, enjoying the curves and the scenery. That was the last time I saw anyone in my rear view mirrors until I was all the way across the pas and because I was actually just cruising along comfortably, I never caught up to anyone either so except for on coming traffic, I had the road to myself.

The morning had started out on the cool side but had warmed up a bit by the time I got to Pemberton. However, as expected, it cooled off as I climbed up onto the Duffy but stayed comfortable, until I got to Duffy Lake. The road follows the lake for quite a while and it was down right chilly along there and stayed chilly for a while because the road then follows the river that drains the lake, Cayoos Cr, as it winds its way through a canyon and we all know that cold air settles to the bottom, where in this case its chilled even more by the almost icy mountain stream water. Once past that area the highway starts to drop down toward Lillooet and in Lillooet it was down right on the warm side.

I found the little bakery / coffee shop that I had heard about and relaxed with a nice cup. I was however a bit disappointed with the cherry turnover I chose, should have gone with the cinnamon rolls I guess.

Once done with my morning coffee which took place at noon due to the fact that its a pretty good ride to Lillooet from Squamish, I mounted back up and headed back up onto the Duffy. Just as I was approaching Lightfoot gas station at the base of climb, a car pulled out right in front of me. If I'd stayed in my lane I would have had to brake very hard but there was no one coming toward us so I just scooted over and went around it. Part way up the climb is a scenic pull-off where an RV was in the process of pulling out, right in my path again. I scooted around it and it continued to pull out, right in front of the car. I cracked the throttle and left the idiots in my dust, figuratively, as the pavement was nice and clean and dust free. That was the last I saw anyone in my rear view mirrors again and again had the road to myself heading south. This being early fall for lower elevations, the conditions are mid fall or later up on the pass and the scenery was incredible. Duffy Lake was like a mirror, there is fresh snow high on the mountains and the avalanche paths are bright yellow from the turned leaves of the low shrubbery that can grow in those zones. The treed slopes are all green and will stay that way, year round because those trees are evergreens.

It was not until I dropped down into the Pemberton Valley that I caught up with traffic, a lumbering wallowing RV of course. By the time we had plodded our way into Pemberton there was a line of vehicles behind us, all waiting for a chance to get by the RV. You'd thing the RV drivers would look in their mirrors once in a while and then pull over to let the world go by but no, they seldom do. There are however lots of passing zones as you head on south toward Whistler so riding was fine. You know, that old Harley of mine sure likes a little day trip, she just purrs along, and she still gets the same great milage she got when she was a shiny young bike. Gotto go to Lillooet for coffee more often I guess.
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Oh, the bears are still around, knocking over garbage bins, stripping fruit from trees and so on. I watched one of them wandering up and down the street on Thursday afternoon, checking out any possible food sources. That is not good. This poor creature is probably going to be trapped and disposed of because it is looking for food where people live. People don't like that and the bear ends up paying. Bummer.

doug
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From Lorne

Russ, as he calls himself, has been relating back to his time as a cop and his experience with firearms.  I wrote a while back about laying down my arms after killing a defenseless doe. That slaughter took place when I was quite young, by my present standards. But at even a much younger age, during the 2nd WW, I was trained to fire brenn guns, anti air craft guns, anti tank guns, machine guns, combat Lee Enfield rifles with bayonets and hand pistils. Therefore, at a young age, firing a 12 gauge shot gun was no big deal. My battalion, Scots Fusiliers of Canada, although twice having  orders to board the train for eventual shipment overseas, was at the last minute cancelled. Both times the train was there for us. We stood in parade order but the command to board was not given. We never were told why.  I was so sorry at the time, but later realized how lucky I was.

PS... The reason for writing such an unusual account is because I couldn't think of anything else.

Lorne
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From Karl

I had the pleasure to be at the annual Brubacher BOCCE game while visiting Canada here are some photos from the get-together ,what a great day we had ,I have many more but will  post these for now ,gee the 2 months went by sooo fast great to catch up with family and friends that all for now.

Karl

Editor's Note: I have uploaded Karl's pictures to my web site in order to keep the size of this letter manageable. His pics can be seen at this link...

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From Russ

It was called the “snake-pit” area of Toronto; at the foot of Jarvis Street in the “red light district” of that fair city. Here was where the OPP had located their first police college. How delightful. It was an “estate-type” private residence which had been altered to accommodate a classroom, reception/visitor’s area, and on the second floor, a large open room which contained 12 “Army-type” cots. At the head of each cot was a small night table with one small drawer over a storage space (we called the “boot”) This was where we were supposed to keep, out-of-sight, all our private stuff; shaving-gear, change of socks and underwear, girlie magazines, etc. NOTHING was to be in sight except this boot (like an over-stuffed suitcase, we had to force the door closed). There was a daily inspection of our sleeping area, and each cot (which displayed our #) had to be made in Army fashion; sheets so tight you could “bounce a coin on them”.

The discipline was rigid (and it HAD to be when dealing with young men, away from home, in a big city with lots of action). This is hard to believe, but the main door of the college was locked at 11PM, with an all-night guard on duty, and no one was “granted leave” without some very serious personal issue, like maybe a death in the family. Anyone leaving had to ‘sign out’, and upon return, sign back in.
 
Now, it’s bed-time (10:30PM, lights out at 11PM; penlights out when they caught you) Can you imagine a room full of young men, with no privacy, and very full of life, quietly going to sleep...at all? I was always a ‘light sleeper’, and ‘any’ noise would awaken me, and I’d have a hard time getting back to sleep...if at all! The sounds coming from this ‘cavernous, communal bed room’ you wouldn’t believe! Farts, naturally, but the SNORING!!  One guy next to me; ‘Size EX-Large’, Peterboro PD, name O’Grodnick, had a snore on par with a chainsaw!
“SNORT! GRUNT! GRIND!”
I don’t know how ANYBODY could sleep through that! When we confronted him the next morning, he was very hurt, and indignant,
“I DON’T SNORE!
After a few nights of restlessness, we had to “make a break” from this second story prison. Aha! Fire Regulations required there be a Fire Escape, and it led to the ‘safety’ of an alley below.
Picture this; it’s about midnight, there are 5 or 6 of us in our ‘civvies’, walking up to the “street of life”, Yonge Street! And we’re “ready for action”.  But, we didn’t get any. Why not? Well, just look at us; Military-style haircuts, clean-shaven, ‘new-looking’, clean duds, and most of all, wide-eyed and bushy-tailed, innocent, but ‘looking for action’! Nobody would touch us.....We were COPS!
We ended up going to an all-night restaurant for a midnight snack, then limped back to the college with our ‘bushy tails’ between our still innocent legs. We crept silently back up the fire escape into our cots.
 
Next week we’ll take into our classroom, and to an Armory for firearms training.
Your old Uncle Russ, Cst. #20 KPD
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!

Well, it had to happen sooner or later! Earlier this week Carole and I had some shopping and errands to run so we took a look outside at the weather and decided to do our running in the MG. Of course we had the top down as usual and headed out on a bright sunny afternoon. We had some articles of clothing to return to a store in the St Jacobs’ Outlet Mall up the north end / south end of Waterloo/St Jacobs. We took our returns in their original packaging into the mall to the store that they came from and were inside for about a half hour. We were not in a hurry so we took our sweet time nosing around the store. When we exited the store Carole mentioned that it felt like rain but of course the sky didn’t look threatening at all. I said “No, it’s not going to rain, all the clouds are blowing away from our location!” We got into the MG and decided to visit the local antique store just west of the St Jacobs’ Farmer’s Market on King St N. We parked in front of the Antique Market and went inside to look at the interesting items they have for sale. Of course there are hundreds of cool old things on display.

We were inside for about a half hour and were just about to walk up to the front and pay for a couple of small items Carole had picked up when there was an announcement over the store’s PA system. “To the owner of a green convertible parked in front of the store, it’s raining and your roof is down!” I didn’t quite hear what the woman had said but did hear the words “green convertible” so I turned to Carole and asked, “What did she say?” Carole said that the announcer said “It’s raining out and would the owner of a green convertible like to check on their car?” I immediately bolted to the front of the store and out the door into the rain. When I got out to the MG I found that the rain had slowed down quite a bit but was still drizzling steadily. I sprang into action and started to put the roof up on the car.

Of course the British car manufacturers never made anything resembling the word “easy” with regards to such an action. It’s a pain in the butt at the best of times to put the convertible top up on the MG and in the rain it’s even more frustrating! It took me about 10 minutes to get the roof fastened to the domes at the rear end of the seating compartment and once I did, the fact that the weather was also quite cool made stretching the vinyl roof into place to fasten the front clips to the top of the windshield quite a challenge! I struggled with them for about 10 minutes and finally managed to clamp them tightly into place. WHEW! Finally had the roof in place and was sitting in a drier atmosphere! Of course the inside of the car was a little wet but thankfully was not totally soaked. I had a small towel in the glove box and wiped the water off the dash etc as best I could. I went back inside the store to tell Carole that all was well with the car. It never fails that when you least expect it, it rains on your parade in one form or another! LOL! Oh well, with the roof in place and the rain almost stopped we headed for home. It was a good thing we decided to visit a nearby antique store rather than take the drive to the one in Stratford like we had originally planned. We would have been trapped on Hwy 7/8 somewhere between Kitchener and Stratford trying to put the roof up on the side of the highway. Trust me, the next time Carole says it feels like rain, I’ll refrain from contradicting her and just put the roof up there and then if we’re out in the MG. LOL! Sometimes the wife is right! Hahahahaha…. !
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It’s too bad that summer is over and fall has taken its place! I didn’t want summer to end quite yet but I guess it had to happen sooner or later. I’m hoping that we’ll have a nice mild sunny fall this year so we can get some more cruising in before having to put the MG away. I’ve taken quite a few personal photographs with my new Canon camera but would like to get out and do some fall scenes before the winter sets in. I’m sure I’ll find loads of interesting scenes to shoot when we do some country driving before winter.

The grass is still growing like crazy so I’ve had lots of practice mowing it this year. I was certain I’d never be able to push a lawn mower again when I was laid up in the hospital. Luckily, the doctors told me to get back into my normal routine around the house once I felt a little stronger. They told me it would take a good ten months to a year to feel back to normal and they weren’t kidding! I’ve been mowing the lawn for most of the summer but each time it still takes me about twice the time it should to finish the job. Our lot is not very large at all but it still takes about two hours to complete the job each time. What with having to take several breaks during the mowing to recover from the strain of following the mower up and down the rows? The mower belongs to Adam and is a very good model TORO. It has a drive system that propels the mower along at whatever speed I make it pace at. The further down I push the accelerator bar the faster the mower drives! I usually have it at a moderate walking pace so I can get a fair amount of cutting in before having to stop and rest. As long as I don’t leave the task until too late in the day I can manage to finish the job while it’s still warm and sunny out.

The big chore comes when I do the whipper snipping about every second or third time I mow the grass. The trimming takes about an hour and a half to complete and then I have to cut the grass after that. So of course those times take a lot more effort to complete the job! Oh well, I’m not complaining, just explaining how it feels to be back into the swing of things since being though what has happened to me this past year (almost). It’s hard to believe that come October 13th it’ll be a year since the heart surgery. It’s amazing to think of all that we’ve been through this past year and that I’m still here and doing as well as I am! I’m so thankful for the incredible health system we have right here in Kitchener and that we have such talented doctors at our disposal. I’m also very grateful for the wonderful support that I’ve been given by both Carole and Adam over this past year. Without them I would most certainly not be here I’m sure! I’m still in the recovery stage I can tell but each day brings better and better results when I try to do something. I know that I’ll never be back in my youthful shape of yesteryear but I most certainly am better off physically than I would have been without all the experiences of this past year! While I’m on the subject, I’d want to thank everyone that sent their well wishes to me either on the Internet or in person these past 11 months for their kind thoughts and wishes! You have all made my journey much more bearable and I’m thankful to each and every one of you!

I don’t know why but I’ve been thinking lately of things we used to do as kids in the North Ward. The one thing that pops into my mind constantly seems to centre around the activities of summer vacation time. One of the most prominent activities was venturing out on our bicycles for new and interesting trips on sunny days. One of the most fun things we used to do was ride our bikes down to a woodworking place that used to be a few blocks north of Lancaster St. I forget the name of the street, I think it might be “Ash St” but they used to manufacture some interesting items. My favourite item was the Yoyo. This company made them out of wood not like the plastic crap ones of today! They had a large bin out behind the shop that contained all the “seconds” produced that could not be sold due to a mark or a chip in the wood. We’d dig through the large dumpster and come home with bags of Yoyos. We were very popular with the other neighbourhood kids on days following these trips of course! The yoyos came in all different sizes but were unpainted. We had a lot of fun painting and decorating them and then of course using them to learn to do all kinds of tricks! Walking the dog and rocking the cradle were two of my best tricks! Some of the other kids were much more talented at working their yoyos than I but I still had fun with our free toys!

I’m not sure they even sell yoyos anymore? I’ll have to take a look for them the next time I’m in Wal-Mart! Other toys of the past that were a big hit back then were Hula Hoops and roller skates not to mention the “Rock O La”! I’d be willing to bet that most of you don’t even remember this particular item! The “Rock O La” was a wooden item that consisted of a flat board about the size of a modern skateboard but was cut out to look like two disc shapes joined in the middle. They were flat with two half moon pieces of wood, criss-crossed and fastened to the bottom of each disc. You would stand with one foot on each disc and try to balance without falling off. Then you would do your best to rock either from side to side or end to end on the rounded supports beneath the discs and rock to whatever music you had on your transistor radio! Hence the name “Rock O La”! I had mine worn to a frazzle in one summer after listening to music on my 9-transistor pocket radio and “rocking” on the cement sidewalk out in front of our house! Most of the kids gave up on getting any good on one of these contraptions after a few minutes of trying. But I liked the challenge almost as much as I liked the music on my transistor! It’s amazing how little it takes to keep a kids attention at times!

Over the years there have been so many gimmicks and fad items sold as “the latest thing” that would or should have been here and gone in a short period that have amazed me at how they caught on with the kids. One of the strangest items was the “Pet Rock”! Remember those? What a joke but someone got very rich by selling these by the millions! The latest fad item that I can think of has been, I think they call them “Spinners”! They are either straight or X shaped metal items with a bearing mounted in the center. You hold them between your finger and thumb and give them a spin and watch them rotate for long periods of time. They are of no earthly use other than to keep a kid occupied for hours on end just watching them go round and round! What will they come up with next? These items were not cheap, considering what they were! I think when they first hit the market they were around $10.00 each! Now I think they can be had for a dollar or two in any “Dollar Store”. I guess when the popularity wears off the price goes down! Still, someone once again made a fortune by selling them while they were hot!

If only I could come up with an idea like one of these items I’d be retired in a hurry! Wait a minute, I already am retired!!!! Oh well, too late to retire but not too late to think of a multi-million dollar idea for the future! I’ll have to get right on that! LOL!
So much for this week folks!
Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!
Bye for now … Greg
PS: Something To Think About>
Let me know if you can think of the next fad item that will make someone a million! LOL!
    

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Have a good one..
the doug
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