The Squamidian Report – Oct. 6 / 18
 
Issue #854

Including:
From Brenda
From Russ
From Lorne
The Ontarion

Hi All,

This past Tuesday was interesting, and a bit on the frenzied side too. It started out fairly normal, the only issue being that we didn't do our morning walk because it was a tad on the rainy side. I had made arraignments to take the bike in to our local motorcycle mechanic to be serviced. I used to do all my servicing myself but I'm getting a bit old and a bit stiff to be laying on the garage floor to drain the oils etc. We have a very competent Harley mechanic in town now that can do it so much better and faster than I can. He had been the head mechanic at one of the HD dealers in the city and had gotten fed up with the 'dealer' way of doing things. Being that he lives in Squamish, and had recognized the pent up demand for a good service shop here, he decided to set up a repair shop here and has never looked back. Riders now bring their bikes up from the city to Squamish to have him do their work rather than endure dealing with a dealer's service department. Anyway, it was scheduled in for 9am so I bundled up, including rain gear and rode the bike to his shop. Ironically, I some how managed to not get rained on the whole way. 'The Wife' picked me up there and as we headed to the gondola for our usual morning coffee, the rain kicked back in, into high gear. The winds started picking up as well and the only reason the gondola lift staff let us go up without waiting for others to make up a full load,  was because they know we are used to how the wind can effect the lift and are used to it. Normally, when its windy, they make customers wait until there are enough riders available to make up a full load of 8 people in order to give enough weight to counter the swaying effect of the wind. Personally, I kind of like when the wind swings and sways the cabins, its fun.

Shortly after reaching the top, our usual friends turned up and we enjoyed our coffee as we watched the storm's intensity increase. Now, because 'The Wife' had an appointment in the city, booked for 1pm, we had to head down a bit earlier than usual to give her time to drop me back at the bike shop before she had to head into the city. Just as we were about to head down, the storm became a thunder and lightning storm (rare for around here). They can't run the lift when there is lightning in the area as a strike while running would do a lot of damage to the electronics. So, with the flash of lightning and the clap of thunder, we were stuck up there. Half an hour later we were able to head down but 'The Wife' had not brought the address for her appointment and while there was time to head straight into the city from the gondola, there wasn't time to go home and then head in because that would take half an hour that she no longer had. However, we were riding down with our friends and another couple and the woman in the other couple had been to the same place a few days earlier and still had the address. 'The Wife' was able to head straight in from there and did in fact make it to her appointment with a few minutes to spare. Our friends drove me back to where the bike was waiting to be picked up so that worked out as well.

I had the mechanic change the engine oil and filter, transmission oil, and primary oil as well as the plugs. When he services a bike he also checks over everything which is good. I also had him put a product called 'Slime' into both my tires. I had picked up a screw in my brand new rear tire a couple of weeks ago and luckily the screw had not pierced all the way through but it must have been close. At the time I had discussed this with the mechanic and he suggested that rather than force a plug through the tire I should put 'Slime' in them. 'Slime' is a sticky gooey green colored product that coats the inside of a tire and will seal any small punctures that may happen. Its available at any place that sells automotive stuff. Problem was, in order to get at the tire valves on the angle needed to squirt the stuff in, the bike had to be up on a lift, just like when the mechanic is doing the fluids, so I had him put the slimy 'Slime' into my tires rather than me fighting with it while laying on my back on the cold garage floor. Bottom line, the bike was ready and waiting for me when I got there.

So was the raging storm. Just like up at the top of the gondola, it wasn't just pouring rain, there was sleet and hail mixed in, rather generously. If you've ever stood in front of a fire hose you know how hard it was raining, sideways, as the wind was howling. We were having a cold front go through that was letting us know who was boss. I had my rain gear so away I went, its only about a 10 minute ride back up to our place. Traffic on the highway was crawling along, water spraying up from the standing puddles, visibility alarmingly low. It didn't take long before I realized my gloves were not very water resistant. My fingers became quite cold as the icy water soaked through. Then I became aware that the seams on the crotch and butt of my worn out 10-yr old leather riding pants were not exactly water proof either. When you sit on a bike seat you tend to depress the seat padding, creating a little bowl shape that fills with water quickly under those conditions. I was getting soaked from the bottom up, my privates felt like they were being packed in wet ice. The hail was bouncing loudly off my helmet and face shield as I turned up our street. The driveway was white with sleet and hail. The garage door opened when I clicked the opener hanging from my jacket and in I rode. Water was running off of me and the bike. I went in and put on dry pants. The rest of me was fine.

I then got a text from 'The Wife' saying she had made it on time and that out on the coast the weather was fine, she didn't have any of the storm we were still enjoying up here at the top of Howe Sound. By the time she got home the storm had long since moved out, heading north as it went. Whistler ended up with several inches of snow in the village as the storm's cold front passed by. The mountain passes got hammered, and so on. Our local mountains all sport nice new shiny white coats and on Wednesday morning the outdoor workers at the gondola were hammering away at the ice and snow that was frozen to the decks. Our roofs here in the valley were all white with frost but the frost didn't effect the ground or low plants. However, we had a service appointment for the car first thing Wednesday and when 'The Wife' headed down to that garage for her oil change and tire rotation, I had to hunt up my ice scrapers to clear the truck windows. The truck sits out by the street during bike season and it got iced up big time.

Now the weathers back to normal, all the appointments are done with and we can relax. There should be a fair bit more riding over the next month but it will be on the cool side. Long range forecasts are calling for mostly dry but way below normal temps. Thats ok, its easier to dress for cool riding than it is to deal with overly hot weather riding. I may have to avoid those high mountain passes and stick to the valleys, but thats ok too. And by the way, I've now dumped the over-flowing pail of water 3 times since our drought ended a month ago. Thats well over a meter of rain. No wonder our streams and rivers look nice and energetic.

doug
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From Brenda

Here's another account of the Ottawa Tornado as written by a friend from Kapuskasing days. I asked him if I could send it to a few others and he agreed.  Not too many of us in Ontario have ever had the experience (nor would we want to) so I thought others wold appreciate his account of the tornado and its aftermath.
The Chris St. Clair mentioned is a reporter for the Weather Network. 
The writer  is Paul Corscadden.
Use it if you have room.
Brenda in Kitchener

Editor's Note: I've uploaded Brenda's stories and pics to my web site for easier viewing and management. Please follow this link for the articles and pictures.
Ottawa Tornado Cleanup

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From Russ

Please indulge me to side-track for a while. Rather than talk about ‘police training’ this time, I’m moved to express my thanks to God for all the blessings He’s given me during my time here on Earth.
 
I’m thankful I didn’t pull the trigger when I held the gun to the kid’s head.
I’m thankful for the excellent training in the use of firearms I finally received.
I’m thankful I was given a “pass” by the examining doctor when I applied for employment with the City of Kitchener police Force.
I’m thankful for the opportunity to teach at the Ontario Police College.
I’m thankful for the opportunity to teach at Seneca College Law Enforcement Programme for 26 years.
I’m thankful for the comfort I’ve enjoyed for 26 years of retirement.
I’m thankful that I’ve been able to live, ‘full time’,
here in Point Clark for the past eight years.
I’m thankful for my ‘church family’ at St. Luke’s Anglican Church.
I’m thankful for my family and friends who drive me to all my appointments, since I no longer drive a car.
I’m thankful for my ‘Cub Cadet’ that I can drive on the gravel side-roads here in ‘cottage country’(‘cause I don’t need a licence to drive it)
I’m thankful I was born to a Christian family, and upon the best Country in the World.....CANADA!
 
And finally, I’m thankful to you > the readers of the great Squamidian for your interest and kind words you’ve expressed over the past.
 
Your “Thankful” old uncle Russ.
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From Lorne

Sometimes the editor of this publication finds it hard to find something to write about and when he does, he usually goes to the subject of computers. Well, this time, I too will use my computer as a 'who cares' topic.  Attempting to type a reply to one of my many fans, the keyboard would not operate. No response no matter what I tried. Being wireless and operating on batteries, My first thought was, install new ones. But it quit suddenly, not like dying batteries do. They sort of fade then come back several times until they finally give up the ghost. I turned the computer off for the night, back on the next morning and low and behold the key board was back on board and eager to bring to you this exciting happening. First a reversing clock and now a keyboard that has it's own agenda.

Lorne
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!
Well, it most certainly has turned fallish around our neck of the woods! I cut the lawn today and on top of my favourite blue coveralls I had to wear my red and black lumberjack shirt/jacket. You know the kind I mean, those warm checkered jackets with the padded satin lining! Sure did the job for me today! Although I warmed up after working outside for an hour or so I would have been chilly for sure without the jacket. I started my day by lowering our Canadian flag from the flagpole out back. The pole was a gift to me from the Deputy Chief at Waterloo Fire Department HQ when they replaced the flag pole with a new style pole. I have a lot of memories regarding the old pole that was made by the WFD resident mechanic many years before I joined the department. It consists of a couple of 12 foot steel pipes about 2 ½ “ in diameter that he welded together end to end to make the pole. I don’t know where he got the metal ball that he welded to the top of the pole but it’s stood the test of time for sure. The pole was the original one that held the flag at the original fire station for the city of Waterloo on Albert St behind the old Waterloo Farmers Market just off Erb St W. When they built the new Head Quarters station on Weber St in the mid 60’s they moved the flagpole from Albert St to the front lawn of the new station. There it stood until it was replaced by the new stainless steel one that graces the same spot today. Due to the makeshift style of the old pole, someone had to go out and hoist the flag every morning and remove it every evening for the many years I was employed by WFD. I had the honour of performing that task many times over the years. About two years after I retired in 2002 I dropped in to the HQ station to see how things were going and bumped into the Deputy Chief. He told me that they had just had the flagpole replaced the day previous. I asked what they were doing with the old one and he said it was lying out behind the station on the edge of the parking lot. I asked if he’d sell it to me and his reply was “If you would like to have it, you are welcome to it, help yourself!” So I strapped it to the luggage rack on the roof of our new Jeep and with about 8 feet of overhang on both front and back of the Jeep I cautiously made my way across town to our present home and planted the pole in our back garden beside the pond. There it has had a place of honour ever since! If we ever move, it’s going to be coming with us! The only way it won’t accompany us to our new home is if we move to an apartment or condo! LOL!

After lowering the flag I decided it was a nice enough day to do some outside winterizing of the rest of the yard etc. I usually leave the closing of the pond until later in October but today just seemed like a good day to do that. So, I set about disconnecting the filtration pump and removing the hoses that supply the circulation of the water all summer long. I coil the hoses up and secure them for storage in the shed along with the pump. The filter is the type that is used on most swimming pools so it is too large to store in the shed and has to stay outside all year long. I drain the filter and place a plastic bag over the top valve assembly to prevent animals from making winter nests in the openings. With that done and all the hoses etc in the shed, it was time to mow the lawn. Of course I spent a good hour cleaning out and rearranging the contents of the shed so everything would fit inside for the winter. Then off I went cutting the grass! I don’t know how many more times I’ll have to cut the grass this year but I’m sure there will be several more days of growth ahead of us! With all the snow that Alberta is having we may just be in for an early winter here in Ontario if the wind keep sending cold air this way! Yikes! I’m not looking forward to winter this year, I’d just as soon it stay away until December sometime and then get warm in January but of course that’s not a possibility here in The Great White North! LOL! Guess I might as well resign myself to getting the TORO Snow Blower ready for that first blast of winter that’s sure to come before we expect it! I had the lawn mower tuned up about two weeks ago so I might have known that would bring winter on early! Just have to wait and see how soon it does rear its ugly head! Maybe if I get the blower tuned up early winter won’t show up until the New Year? Hahahahahaha… fat chance of that!
With both Carole and I working on packing the outdoor stuff away and doing the lawn and pond winterization we managed to get a good start of what happens each year at this time. If we get a couple more days of good weather it will be finished before our usual time of late October. Not much more to do really but it seems like a lot of work every fall! With the permanent roof over the patio we at least can BBQ all year round. There are no sides on the patio to close it in from the weather but we still manage to use the area all winter long. I do have to shovel the snow off the patio on heavy snow days but usually it’s not all that bad. I hope this winter is a mild one but there’s no telling what Mother Nature will throw at us is there?

Let’s keep our fingers crossed for a mild one this year!
That’s about all I have for this week folks!
Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next time in The Ontarion Report.

Bye for now … Greg

PS: Something To Think About>
We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best that we find in our travels is an honest friend!
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Have a good one..
the doug
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