The Squamidian Report – June 23 / 18
 
Issue #839

Including:
From Russ
From Lorne
The Ontarion

Hi All,

We've just finished enduring a week of very hot weather. A for-real, good old fashion heat wave. Only thing is, I don't like 'hot', never did. Around this area we hit highs in the low 30's, further inland it hit into the high 30's. Anything above about 24 is too hot for me. Luckily for us, when it gets hot here it always manages to cool off very nicely at night, dropping down to the mid or low teens. Gives us a chance to get the house cooled back down. We don't have AC, most places here don't, unlike back east its not really needed for those occasional very hot spells. AC back in Ontario is not an option, its a necessity. Here, well, we can usually get by by simply closing the curtains and opening the sky lights. Its only those hottest hours around 4 pm or so that become a problem. Interestingly, when it does get hot here, there is virtually no humidity, which is why the forests dry out so fast. Our humidity will drop to the low 20% range or even lower at times. Add a bit of wind and suddenly its tinder dry all around. Back east when it gets hot the humidity climbs to the point where it becomes unbearable. Not fun at all.

Its a bit different in the Interior of this province where there is more humidity than on and near the coast. They get enough for the atmosphere to become unstable and trigger thunder storms. Those storms bring lightning which ignites forest fires. And thats what happened a couple of days ago. After a week of heat and very dry conditions, a line of thunder storms ran up the center of the province sparking over 100 fires. Until now and so far this year most fires were caused by careless stupid people. There has been a few small ones in our area lately that were the result of morons, usually via camp fires or cigarettes. One fire up near Whistler was cause by some one shooting a gun and the bullet sparked off a rock, setting the surrounding forest on fire. Of course the perpetrators don't bother to stick around, they just high tailed it away and hoped to not get caught. That kind of irresponsible behavior seems to be the norm these days.

On a different note, here's an interesting piece of info I saw on the Weather Network.... they were talking about Wednesday, the equinox, being the longest day of the year in the Norther hemisphere. Of course the length of the day is the same as its been for some time now, its just the amount of daylight they were referring to. (The length of the actual day has in fact slowed down considerably over the 4.6 billion years this planet has been around but thats another story). On the 'longest day' of the year its total daylight at the geographic pole but pretty well stays unchanged at the equator. So, the further north you go, the more daylight time you get. They had a chart that gave the differences at the major cities in the country. Turns out that Vancouver, being quite a bit further north than Toronto, got a full hour more daylight than Toronto did. The down side to that is that on December 21st Vancouver will get an hour less daylight than Toronto. So, it all balances out in the end.

doug
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From Russ

The readers of the Squamidian may wish to read about a few things I want to get off my mind before I go.
As some of you know, my dear wife, Bobbie, is buried in the United Church cemetery here in Point Clark (Oops! First mistake; she was a staunch Anglican, and would “not be caught dead” in a United Church plot!) As we were “not yet Members” of St. Luke’s Anglican Church, and “the few plots left in the Anglican side (North of Church) were ‘reserved’ for Members and their families”, and they wouldn’t sell us one; I spoke with the cemetery guy(Gary Courtney) and he said there was a plot “near the Anglican side”, so I agreed to purchase a double plot (sight unseen), and he made arrangements for the “opening and closing”.  Coutes Funeral Home in Cambridge, prepared the body for viewing, and after the funeral service, which was held in Trinity Anglican Church, Cambridge,  the coffin was driven to Point Clark for the Interment Service. The family was there, and we watched as the coffin was slowly lowered. Part way down they stopped and asked if I’d like to “bid the final farewell”....We kissed the coffin, turned our backs and walked away. Sad.
 
One of Bobbies sons, Greg, and I picked out a tombstone (Oopes! 2nd mistake; it wasn’t “heart-shaped” as Bobbie wished) However, we had the red granite headstone inscribed, as is traditional, with Bobbies credentials on the left side of the stone, and mine on the right.(only thing blank on my side is the date I died.....and, I’m coming to that!)
In due time, the headstone was mounted on a substantial concrete base, and as we stood there admiring it....it suddenly dawned on us....Bobbie is buried in the wrong plot!!  (Oops! 3rd mistake)  Now this can cause considerable problems when they open up a hole for me!!  I can visualize the astonishment when the bucket of the power shovel strikes the cement vault covering Bobbies coffin!!
 
“Hey guys! This plots occupied...now, where’ll we put um?”
 
Which brings me to the point...... how do I resolve this dilemma?
 
We could have all the carving ground off the face of the stone, and re-do it...switching sides with our credentials. (Plan A)
or,
We could exhume the body, and tuck it in the right place.(Plan B)
Or,
Simply turn the headstone around, with instructions saying, Oopes! Final mistake “See other side”
 
Next week, your Old Uncle Russ will begin a new series titled,  Stories about “stories”........ a New Slant on Old Digs.
O.U.R.
 
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From Lorne

I have entered upon a crusade to spend a lot of otherwise descendant's inheritance mostly on the house and property. A new room downstairs, the side porch roof rebuilt, the driveway re coated and now the concrete walk , steps and porch leading to the front door. It, the concrete was breaking up and after nearly 60 years needed repair. The 'person' contacted to do the work  did a thorough job masonry wise but I had asked for a red brick color added to the cement so it would never need to be painted. When applied, the color looked OK, but upon drying, it faded to the most sickening pink I have ever seen. I don't know if I should tear out the whole mess, paint it, which I was hoping to avoid or move. I can't live with it the way it is.  Any ideas?

Lorne
'person' hard to describe
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!
Well, the MG finally went in to the body shop this past Monday and they tell me we’ll have it back in tiptop shape and all one-colour green within two weeks. I’m hoping they’ll keep that schedule and the “B” will be home in time for the rest of the summer! When we dropped it off at the shop the owner Matt Cochrane told me that I am welcome to drop in any time during the restoration period and give the “B” a hug! LOL! I guess he clued into the fact that I love my Little British Car! Hahahaha….. I felt a bit like a parent dropping one of their kids off at school for the first day of Kindergarten! LOL! Or Sending one off to camp for a two week summer vacation! It’s funny how one gets attached to a special vehicle like the MG when one has owned it for almost 30 years. It’s like someone is taking possession of a person’s prize Ferrari for a few days and you think they’re about to drive the hell out of it when you’re not there to protect it! The B isn’t any where near a Prized Ferrari but when it’s special to me I don’t like to let it out of my sight. I’m sure it’ll be like new when we get it back but it’s still hard to be away from it for two weeks. Once it’s back home I still have to install the new roof and also the new carpet set that I have for the interior or the trunk or should I say, “boot” as the Brits call it? Either way, it’ll be completed once I have that work done and I’m sure we’ll enjoy it even more than before the transformation. I can hardly wait to see the new colour. It’s funny that we’ve had this car for almost thirty years and I don’t think I’ve ever had the spare wheel and tire out of the trunk until we left it in to the body shop last Monday.

Once we got home with the goodies from the trunk of the MG I placed everything in the garage for safekeeping. I immediately checked the air pressure in the spare and found it to be flat! I got my air hose and pumped the tire up to 34 psi as per the instructions on the tire. It sat for two days and when I was tinkering around in the garage I moved the spare to a different spot. While rolling it across the floor I noticed that there was a huge chunk of tread missing right in the middle of the tire. When I took a closer look, the inner lining of the tire was bulging out through the missing tread spot. OOPS! I was lucky it didn’t explode in my face when I had pumped it up the other day. I immediately let the air out of the tire and took my pliers and removed the valve stem completely so I wouldn’t be tempted to fill it again. I have to go out and pick up a new tire for the spare so we have a good tire in case of a flat when we’re cruising this summer. I have no idea how long that tire was in such poor shape but it’s likely that it’s an original tire from when the MG was new and that’s 40 years ago almost! We sure wouldn’t have gotten very far if anywhere on such a piece of worn out rotten rubber! LOL! Good thing we never had occasion to find out! I may just pick up a good used radial for the spare since there’s no need for a brand new tire to sit in the trunk. The MG has a nice set of mag wheels on it but the wheel for the spare tire is an original steel MG wheel from the factory. It was rusted quite badly and didn’t look very good so I took a wire brush to it this afternoon and cleaned it up both front and back and brought it back to at least respectable shape. I then took some gray Tremclad paint and sprayed it so it’s at least looking clean if anyone looks in the trunk. Hopefully I’ll never need to use it and it can just sit in there for looks!

Think I might take Matt up on his offer to drop in to the shop and see the progress on the MG one day before it’s finished. I’d like to take some photos of it as they reach different stages in the clean up and painting of the LBC. It will be something to look back on in years to come. Of course it’ll be a series of photos I’ll never get the chance to take again! I have some photos of the MG before delivering it to the body shop just so I can remember how it looked in the “BEFORE” condition. Should be interesting to compare the two different conditions of the vehicle in the photos. I’ll be sure to do an Ontarion to fill you all in when the car is returned to us completed!
Can’t wait!
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Well, Trump is at it again this week! Last night he was on the news shooting his mouth off about “Those sneaky Canadians” you know, the ones who come across the border into the USA and buy our shoes?” He was all up in arms about the fact that we Canadians buy their shoes and take them out of the boxes and scuff them up and dirty them so they look used when we wear them back across the border into Canada and avoid paying the “Tariff” on them! If this guy (Trump) has any kind of education as to the workings of government it sure isn’t showing in his rants! He doesn’t even know that there are no tariffs on footwear and that the only thing Canadian’s are avoiding paying by doing this dastardly smuggling is the 13% tax on our goods! He’s most certainly a MORON! If the president of the United States has nothing better to bitch about than this shoe incident maybe he should go back to school and get learned better! LOL! What a fool indeed! There are so many Canadian items that the American people depend on that if Canada decided to stop the flow of these goods to teach Trump a lesson I’m sure it wouldn’t take long for this pressure to teach him and the American citizens a valuable lesson! I’m sure Canada could easily be self sufficient in short order if we tried! The USA should realize that Canada is not one of their STATES!

It’s hard to believe how someone that has no political savvy could become the President of the “Greatest” nation on earth! I’m shocked that someone hasn’t put a bullet in the head of this fool!  With all the guns being carried around in the USA, someone will likely finally do the deed and rid the world of this idiot! They shot Ronald Reagan and failed to kill him and he was a Great President! Why not do the same to this idiot, only hopefully they’d succeed this time! He’s so worried about cross border shoe sneaking and football players that kneel during their national anthem that he has no time to tend to the real job of running the country! I thought when he first stated that he was running for President that a big businessman might make a good president but he most certainly hasn’t shown that to be a fact! I’m surprised his own companies have stayed afloat all these years! Of course idiots attract idiots and bullshit baffles brains so he seems to be the master of that! I think he’s a major embarrassment to his party and the rest of the USA not to mention how he looks to the rest of the world! Good thing his time in office is almost up! Hope to gosh he doesn’t get reelected! He’s making a big enough mess this time around!
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Last weekend it was time to re-lay the walkway flagstones that I had pulled up before I went into the hospital last summer! I had taken them up about a week before and didn’t get a chance to rebuild the walkway before all the medical stuff happened. Last weekend Adam and I picked up 12 blue tubs of crushed bedding stone from a local supplier along with a few more flagstones. The walkway was too low in front of the pond and was always filled with water after a rainstorm. So, I lifted them up and piled the off to the side so I could put new bedding on the pathway and them re-lay the stones at a higher level to avoid the “lake” that usually formed. Last weekend Adam and I put down the new bedding and brought the level up to a strait run and put the stones back down. The walkway looks like a million bucks and with the rain this weekend I’m hoping that there won’t be any more accumulation of water on the walkway! It only took about 10 years to fix the unlevel original path! LOL!

No more twisted ankles on this new walkway!
That’s one more project out of the way and off the list! Of course you all know that such work never ends when you’re a homeowner so, on to the next project when it crops up! It’s a never-ending battle!

That’s it for this week folks!
Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!
Bye for now … Greg
PS: Something To Think About>
Getting rid of your junk is as easy as placing it at the curb until someone that can use it spots it and removes it for you! Works like a charm! I wonder if anyone can use a tire with a hole in it? LOL!
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Have a good one..
the doug
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