The Squamidian Report – July 21 / 18
 
Issue #843

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From Russ
The Ontarion

Hi All,

Were any of you fortunate enough to watch Venus and the Moon on Sunday evening? From the time it was starting to get dark until they both sank below the western horizon they put on a nice show. It started with Venus just left of the moon and as the evening wore on she slid down and closer. Of course its all from our perspective. They are no where near each other at any time but visually they appeared to come very close. Venus obviously orbits the Sun and the Moon obviously orbits the earth (sort of) and the Earth orbits the sun. Most of the apparent motion is the optical result of the earth's rotation from west to east. From our view point Venus is practically standing still and the moon is tagging along with us. The reason I said 'sort of' is that the moon doesn't actually orbit the earth, rather, the moon and earth orbit a common center of gravity point which just happens to fall just a bit inside the earth. Anyway, they made a great spectacle for the naked eye and through binoculars they were pretty hard to beat.

As well, Jupiter and her moons kept watch from just west of south. Her 4 visible moons were visible through scopes and good binoculars although one of those moons was just at the edge of the big planet making it a bit hard to see without a stable scope mount. And Saturn is visible at the same time, lower in the south east. She's a bit harder to get a clear view of as the viewing angle is low and therefor through a lot more atmosphere. Her rings never the less were visible and thats always nice. Then, if one were still up a bit past  midnight, or had gotten up for some reason, Mars was there, in the south east. By this time Saturn has moved to a point west of south. Mars is closer to us right now than she has been in a while as both our orbits have us lined up together on the same side of the Sun. She is spectacularly bright, very reddish and well worth the effort to see. Mars will be at her closest on July 27, at the same time that the moon is full. Over the next couple of weeks the moon will grow from a crescent through half up to full. Any moon phase past the early stage crescents can and do affect star gazing as the brighter the moon gets, the more she washed out the night sky. Oh well. However, Mars is and will be bright enough as to be remain very visible and easy to view.

Oh, almost forgot, when I was up to checking out Mars I turned my binoculars toward where Andromeda should be and there she was. I had as good a view of her as I've ever had and I hadn't even bother to set my scope up again, just used those trusty old binoculars. Its always interesting and fascinating that when looking at Andromeda, we are seeing her where and how she was 2.2 million years ago as she is 2.2 million light years away. We have no way of knowing what she looks like now because light can only travel at the speed of light. Also interesting, we are on a collision course, our Milky Way galaxy and Andromeda. Don't worry about it though, it will be many millions of years before the 2 galaxies start to collide and even then, the chances of any 2 stars actually bumping into each other are very low and just like solar systems, galaxies with all their billions of stars, are mostly what we'd call 'empty space' from the point of view of physical matter. A collisions between galaxies is a collision of gravities, with stars, cluster, and chunks, being sent in all sorts of directions. It would be pretty cool to be there and watch but any sign we ever even existed will be long gone before it happens, and even as it happens, it will happen at a galactic pace meaning even if we were there we wouldn't really see it as it would simply be 'the way things are' in the universe. Sure would be nice to hang around for a few billion more years to see it though. Night time star gazing would at times be pretty nice.
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One of the reasons I've been writing about memories of the old farm is that there really isn't all that much going on around here these day and I need something to write about. Interestingly, there has actually been a bit of interest expressed in the topic, so, I'll do a bit more. Borrowing from Uncle Russ's wonderfully creative style of writing, I'll give this installment a name, hence......

Memories of noon radio on the farm.

These particular memories are based in that time frame from before they had electricity, which they finally got when I was about 13.

Contact with the outside world was sparse at best, no phones, no TV, no nothing so to speak. In order to attempt to be aware of things like the news and more importantly, the stock yard reports, they had a battery operated radio. The radio was tuned in to CKNX in Wingham. The 'men-folk' would come in from the fields or the barn in time to catch the 12 noon new which was brought to you by Blue Sunoco (“I'll custom blend a Blue Sunoco, just for you”) and your local Sure Gain dealer. The news was read by John Strong. Then there would be some country music. I can still hear Johnny Cash singing 'Ring of Fire'. Being very young and rather unaware of anything, I couldn't figure out why anyone would want to fall into a 'ring of fire'. I had yet to understand that song lyrics were not to be taken all that literally. Then, the stock yard reports, the prices for pigs, cows etc would be read by a woman with a funny accent named Jean Keen. Interestingly, I would run in to her years later as it turned out her and her husband were friends of my in-laws. At some point the weather would be given and of course we all had to be very quiet so the adults could hear every word. I never really understood that either because my grandfather could take one look at the sky and tell you what was going to happen a whole lot more accurately than the weather man on the radio could. In between each information section would be more country music. By 1pm lunch was over as the radio was turned off, and left off, until the next day's noon hour.

Occasionally there would be the interrupting sound of a distant vehicle bumping its way down their usually very dusty rural back-road and my grandmother would hush everyone in order to lessen better. (We were already 'hushed' so they could hear the old radio). Then, if the vehicle was getting closer, she would run out into the yard in hopes of recognizing or identifying the vehicle and therefor the occupants. If they did figure out who was driving by (it was a good distance out the lane to the road, and assuming you could even see the vehicle through all the dust it kicked up) they would spend a fair amount of time discussing where they might be going and why they would want to or need to be going anywhere. Those were very different times and they lived a very isolated life.

And thats enough from me for now.

doug
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From Russ

Do you like chocolate? I LOVE chocolate! As you know by now I’m a “chocoholic”. I credit my “sin” to a couple of uncles who gave freely of the stuff during my “informative years”(age 16 to 25). Some of you may recall that Uncle Harry Elsley worked at Smiles & Chuckles, Weber Street, East (when I was about 16). We used to visit him when he was doing maintenance on the chocolate-making machinery when the plant was shut down on weekends. The factory smelled so strongly of chocolate, I nearly had an orgasm. Unc. Harry was doing electrical work on some machine that was coated with chocolate which needed to be scraped off before it was fully operational. He let me have the scrapings...which would otherwise be scrapped. That did it! From then on, I couldn’t resist the stuff!
 
When I became a cop, (age about 25) I used to visit another uncle who worked for Raymond’s Nuts. I remember during warm days on the beat, I walked into the loading door at the rear of the factory to “visit” Uncle Elton Wismer.  He was Ruthie Keith’s dad, such a kind old gentleman. After we talked for a while, he’d always send me off with a small bagful of assorted nuts and chocolates. I became a “ beat-pounding” chocolate addict.
 
And you may recall the Laura Secord caper, when I was doing foot-patrol on the night-shift, and during a “Police escort”, I filled a large bagful of assorted chocolates to be shared with “my wife and family”. I made the mistake of sampling “just one piece” and ended up eating the whole 2 pound bag!! The chocolates were always given freely by the gentleman doing the deliveries, but I’m ashamed to admit to my gluttonry.
 
Even though I was puking-sick and couldn’t look at food for 24 hours I wouldn’t turn down a piece of chocolate if you offered it today!
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Do you remember when most cities had water fountains (bubblers) on their main streets? We cops appreciated them on hot Summer days. Pounding a beat is “thirsty” work! There’s another addiction....can’t pass a bubbler without taking a gulp or two. Back then, I probably had an insatiable thirst from “too much the night before”.....but now I can blame diabetes.
 
Next week we’ll talk about ‘Precinct #2’
Your old Uncle Russ Cst. #20
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!
Well, it finally happened! I got a call on Thursday from the body shop working on the MG. The owner Matt Cochrane phoned to say that the MG was finally done and was ready for pick up anytime Thursday afternoon. Carole and I drove down to Blair to the shop at around 3pm and the little beauty was sitting outside glistening in the afternoon sunshine. I was thrilled to see it back in complete condition and painted a lovely dark green original colour. The paint colour is called Brooklands Green and it matched the inside of the original trunk and also the colour undr the hood! Or should I say in the boot and under the bonnet? LOL! While standing beside the car with the body shop owner, Carole pointed out the there were still many spots that hadn't been properly cleaned of paint dust and overspray. When she pointed this out to Matt the owner of the business, he called a 13 year old kid that he had given the cleaning task to and told him to finish cleaning the rest of the car properly. The young guy went to work and cleaned most of the outstanding spots. When I went inside to pay the bill, Carole asked the kid to clean some green paint off the bumpers. He tried but was not successful. I reluctantly said that I’d take care of the few spots once I got it home. By rights, I should have either refused to pay the bill or told Matt to keep the car for another day until these spots were properly cleaned but, I was anxious to get the MG home again after all these weeks of waiting. So, I paid the bill and agreed to bring the MG back in a few weeks to have him put the Whiskers in place on the doors. He had the parts but hadn’t gotten time to install these.

He asked if I’d mind bringing the car back in a month or so and he’d install these parts. Whiskers are actually rubber seals that are mounted on the top of the doors and slide along the glass of the windows as you open or close them. They prevent water and other debris from dropping down inside the doors through the opening where the glass slides up and down. The original whiskers or rubber seals are of course old and cracked with age. So, I agreed to bring the car back in a few weeks or more and allow him to have it for another day to finish the job! I spent most of the day in my garage cleaning up the MG and I also changed the oil and filter on the car. I usually change the oil and filter once a year since we don’t put many Kilometers on the car each Spring, Summer and Fall season. In fact, we have only put about 25,000 km on the MG since I rebuilt the engine completely back in the year 2000. There were years when I didn’t have the MG on the road at all and of course an oil change wasn’t necessary until I did put her on the road!

Today while working on the cleanup, I tried the signals and they failed to work. I removed the glove box to enable my access to the signal flasher. I bought a new flasher unit and it failed to rectify the problem. When I activated the 4-way flashers switch on the dash, the signals began to work. So in testing the new to the old flasher to see which one would do the job, I flipped the 4-way switch again and it literally shattered in my hand.

Old age I guess! So it means another trip to Hwy 5 south of Cambridge to the British Auto Parts dealer to acquire a new switch and while I’m at it I might as well purchase a new “flasher” unit just to be sure things work properly once they are all back together. The Brits were not very skillful in the early days of car building at making things easily accessible when it came to replacing dash components. The switch took me a good half hour to remove what was left of it and once I got it out of the dash, the wiring plugs that plug onto the prongs of the back of the switch came free from the old switch but the wires are so short that I can’t even pull them out of the dash enough to be able to plug them onto the new switch once I get it! So, another challenge will confront me once I bring that switch home. Thankfully parts aren’t very costly for these old British Cars and they are still easily located! I hope to have the dash all together by the weekend and I also want to install the trunk/boot liner carpet and also the new vinyl roof. Once these three tasks are completed, the MG will be worth her weight in replacement value for sure. With the recent $6,000.00 that went into the body and paint repair the MG will be a much better investment for sure! It’s only taken us 29 years to complete the restoration and now she looks like a million bucks! She’s finally gleaming in the sun and all one colour! LOL! As I had mentioned before there had been who knows how many previous owners of this LBC (Little British Car) and it appeared that at least one of them had done body and paint work on the MG during their ownership. It’s always bugged me that there were a few different shades of green on the entire car and now it’s finally like I say, all one lovely dark green gleaming paint colour! I haven’t taken any final pictures of the MG since getting it home. I want to wait until I have the cleanup and refit completed before taking pictures of it and sharing them with other people. I’ll have it all completed next week for sure and then I’ll happily share the photos of her in all her glory!

That’s about all I have to tell you for this week folks!
Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!

Bye for now … Greg

PS: Something to Think About>
To understand the heart and mind of a person, look not at what he has already achieved, but at what he aspires.
PPS: I can hardly wait to see what Idiot Trump will do next!

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Have a good one..
the doug
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