The Squamidian Report – Dec. 29 / 18
 
Issue #866

Including:
From Lorne
From Russ
The Ontarion

Hi All,

This is always the ‘dead’ week where not much happens which is just how most of us like it. The hustle, bustle and frenzy of the past several weeks is over with and done. For those that wish to, there is time to catch our breaths, relax and let everything fall back in to some form of perspective. We all breath a collective sigh of relief. I watch with both horror and amusement the news videos of frantic bargain hunters lining up for pre and post Christmas shopping. As if all that nonsense before the day wasn’t bad enough, hoards of zombies stampede into the malls with hopes of satisfying their need and greed. So I guess I’m not talking about them when I remark how ‘we’ can now relax and enjoy. And, I can say with total accuracy, I did not go near let along go into a single shopping mall during the lead up to ‘the day’. I confess to popping in to both Canadian Tire and Home Hardware but only stayed about 5 minutes in either place. In fact, thanks to being retired for as long as I have, and given I seldom have to be anywhere I don’t want to be, I have gone from using a clock or watch to just having a calendar on my desk. Just knowing what day it is is close enough.

An observation…..
China has figured out an ingenious way of getting rid of their abundance of cheap plastic. They sell it back to North Americans in the form of children’s Christmas toys.

On Thursday morning, at the crack of dawn, I and anyone else that happened to check the sky was treated to a rather nice spectacle. Because of the almost endless Pacific storms that have been pumping in off the ocean we’ve been constantly overcast for several weeks. Didn’t get to see that last meteor shower or that comet, but, Thursday morning came with a perfectly clear cold sky. And low and behold, there was the moon high in the south west, Venus high in the south east and following in a nice row, Jupiter and Mercury. Mercury is hard to see from this part of the world due to our high horizons. Because of her close orbit around the sun she can only be seen at dawn or dusk for a short period of time and never gets very high into the sky. It was only because her position low in the south east just happened to fit into a gap in the mountains (from my viewing perspective) that I could see her at all. But it was cool and I’ll take it whenever I can.

I think thats all I have to say for this year. Happy New Year everyone. Keep those stories coming in if you are one of the one’s contributing, and get off your butt if you are not.

OH, there is one last thing…. When the grand kids were up, Kyra expressed and interest in singing her Christmas songs into the mic. So, thats what she did. As well, she wanted to include some of the ‘moves’ her grade one class had learned, as well as some ‘embellishment’. Here’s Kyra’s Christmas songs, as recorded. I know you’ll enjoy.
http://www.thedougsite.net/Songs/Covers/KyraXmas.mp3

doug
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From Lorne

I missed writing about Christmas times past because my mind was still in the weekly bath. Well, most  weeks.  My family had Christmas on Christmas Eve. a tradition on my mother's side, Presents were left on the front porch after a loud knock  on the front door. I being the oldest and fastest after knocking the others out of the way, would open the door to find a bushel basket full of goodies. And the sound of church bells playing 'IT CAME UPON A MIDNIGHT CLEAR'. would drift in along with the basket. Christmas of 1933 brought all the children to the town hall to receive a stocking full of  nuts, candy and a big orange. Speaking of oranges, while visiting an aunt and uncle,  sitting  around their dinning room table that held a bowl of oranges, my aunt noticed my longing gaze at the fruit and asked if she could peel one for me. Oh.!  Yes please! I sat watching her peel away until she held the treat of a lifetime then  watched her eat it herself.  Some things are never forgotten no matter how old one gets.

Shopping for the perfect gift was always a challenge even at a young age. At about the age of 12 years I had earned enough mowing lawns and shoveling snow to have saved a whole $ 1.00 . That provided enough to buy all my family a gift from Woolworth's at 5 -10 cents each and had enough to by myself a wind up train for 30 cents. I haven't played with the train for months.

Lorne
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From Russ

Christmas, & no toys

It’s December 26th, and I’ve just come out of Walmart in Goderich, Ontario’s “Prettiest Town”, where I picked up a few produce items.
The store was crowded, as usual, but the main back-ups were not at the check-outs, but at the Service Department. People exchanging ‘gifts’ that were the wrong size, or that ‘they just didn’t want’.
Shoppers are streaming in, anxious to find bargains, and staggering out carrying bags so full they’re spilling out, dropping stuff onto the slush, or pushing over-loaded shopping carts and dollies carrying new TV’s about 6 feet long.
A picture of affluence!
 
Now, let me tell you what I was thinking about as I watched this scene:
It’s 1937, we’re living in Centreville, in a two story three bedroom house with four boys and one girl; no indoor plumbing, water from the pump had to be heated on the kitchen stove for any kind of washing.
Money was always scarce, and we often were late with the rent, and if it weren’t for our Jersey cow, vegetable garden, apple orchard,  and laying hens, and Mrs. Forler willing to “put our groceries on credit”, we’d have starved! Almost.
 
In a ‘good’ year, Santa came on Christmas Eve, but most of the time there were no toys – Santa missed our house. Sad kids. But Pop came to the rescue. On the day after Christmas, he took us to some toy store that had everything on for half price! We were allowed to pick out just one toy each, and I remember my choice was a wind-up race car. I’d crank it up tight (but not too tight, as the spring would break) and point it in a safe direction, and ‘let it fly’ across the linoleum floor. It “screamed” like a real race-car, but travelled about as fast as a turtle.
It might have disappointed some kids to have a race-car that didn’t ‘race’, but not this kid. I LOVED that little metal toy, and I can still vividly picture it my mind to this day. I wish I still had it, it would probably be worth a small fortune as a ‘collector’s item! But, I’d NEVER part with it!
 
Wondering if any of you had childhood memories of a scarce Christmas?
                            
Your ‘very’ old Uncle Russ.

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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!
Well, Christmas is over for another year and already people are buying gifts for next year’s event! I stayed home (Boxing Day) just to avoid the crowds at the malls here in Kitchener. I wasn’t sure if things would be any better today if I ventured out. I decided to head out this afternoon and take a couple of gifts back to the return counter at a their respective purchase points. I found that although the lines were relatively short, it still took about a half hour at each one of the three stores I visited. People don’t seem to be able to explain the problem with their return items very well. What does it take to say, “It just didn’t suit the recipient!” that’s about all one has to say as a reason for the return of the item. However, most people fumble and fart around making up excuses for their being there at the “Return” desk. I don’t know about you but I got to the point where I was ready to strangle a couple of the slowpokes that stood in front of me in line! Like the person behind the counter really gives a damn if your aunt Tilley didn’t like the polka dots on the item you gave her and thought it smelled funny! Just get to the point and hand over the receipt! Sheesh! Have some consideration for the people lined up behind you and get on with it! I went out at 1pm and thought I’d be maybe an hour doing my returns but as it turned out it took me until 5pm before I finally rolled back into the driveway at home! I was relieved to finally be home where I could kick off my shoes and settle in for an hour of enjoying supper and then watching a little TV. That’s exactly what I did but not before I was asked to venture back out on the town to pick up some “Take Out” for supper because Carole had had a very busy day packing all the Christmas decorations away in large plastic tubs for storage until next year when it would start all over again! LOL!  No big deal to do that task for my loved ones but the thought of standing in another line at the eatery I was heading for didn’t sit well after all the idiots I’d followed in lineups earlier in the afternoon! Oh well, as usual, I just decided to face the possible crowd (or their backsides) and get on with the task of ordering and transporting food for the night’s supper! As luck would have it, when I got to my first stop at Pizza Pizza there was nobody in line at the counter at all! I was pleasantly surprised indeed! Once I had the order from that establishment, I only had to cross the parking lot to find the local Swiss Chalet and their take out desk. When I entered that order room, once again I found only three people in the room. Two were sitting waiting for their order and one was waiting at the cash register to order his take out. I waited only about three minutes for him to order and then it was my turn. I just stepped up to the register and the clerk behind it waved her finger at me and said, “I’ll only be a minute!” and walked away into the back room. I thought, “Here Goes!” but to my surprise she returned to help me within about another three minutes. I placed my order and figured I’d be sitting there for a good 20 minutes of more before she’d reappear with my food order. Well, I no sooner got into a nice conversation with the guy next to me about vacationing in the warmer climes during the winter when the clerk reappeared at the counter shouting my name and my full order to everyone in the room to hear. I chuckled and begged the fellow’s pardon and politely said, “That’s me!” I then thanked her for the order and headed out to the car to try to get home before the food got cold! As it was the pizza was already sitting in the car for about 15 minutes but I chuckled to myself as I drove out of the parking lot saying out loud, “There’s always the microwave!” I was home in less than ten minutes and all of the food was still warm enough that we could forgo the microwave! I guess that food lines move faster than “Return Lines” and thank goodness for that. At least we didn’t have to wait 4 hours to sit down to eat supper. All in all it was a full day indeed. We had decided yesterday that we’d spend today removing all the indoor and outdoor Christmas decorations and thankfully that only took about two hours and was basically finished by 1pm for my part anyway. At least the weather was mild enough that I was able to remove the outdoor decorations without suffering much from the cold temps. It was only about 1c today and with my bundle of winter clothes on and Adam’s help the task went fairly smoothly. Carole worked on gathering and packing the indoor knick-knacks while we worked on the outdoor stuff. I had to climb my stepladder to remove the large wreath that always hangs on the front of the garage. The lights on the front wall of the house that light the walkway up to the front door needed to have the bulbs changed from red to white once again as well I had to remove the boughs and other greenery that adorned the light fixtures. That took the use of the stepladder as well but wasn’t too difficult a chore. We also had a real Christmas tree on the front porch with lights and decorations on it for this year’s festivities. That as well had to be “undecorated” and moved to the end of the porch so the birds could enjoy eating from it for the rest of the winter. No sense in putting the tree out for the recycle before making good use of it for Mother Nature! It is only a small four-foot tree and I’m sure it will feed the local wild birds for a good couple of months and then it can be recycled! I managed to secure some green branches from the large Cedar (I’m not sure what type they are) 20’ tall shrubs that line the other side of the Hydro Right Of Way out back early in the December month. They however turned out to be very attractive while hanging on the lights and a couple of different display items that Carole set up on the front porch of the house. They had an abundance of blue berries on them that I’ve never noticed before this year. Carole figured we should leave them on the side gate as well as piled on the front birdbath so the birds could enjoy eating them as well. In the spring I’ll make sure the remains get recycled too! Well, I guess I’m about typed out for this week! It’s a good thing that my days sometimes supply me with a topic for the Ontarion of the week, otherwise I’d be stuck for something to write about some weeks. This week just happens to be one of those times when things work out because of the particular activities of the day. Thank goodness!

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed reading about my day and I’ll call it quits for this week!
Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!
By the time I talk to you again, it’ll be a New Year indeed and we’ll have lots to talk about again for another year! I most certainly enjoyed reading all of the submissions that were put forth last week and sincerely hope that amount of participation happens many more times over the New Year. Keep ‘em coming everyone!
Bye for now … Greg
PS: Something To Think About>
Knowledge makes men humble, and true genius is ever modest!
PPS: I want to wish you all a Very Happy New Year and good fortune as well as the best of health in the coming year!
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Have a good one..
the doug
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