The Squamidian Report – Sept. 10 / 16
 
Issue #746

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The Ontarion

Hi All,

This isn't my story but it happened to a friend of ours and she shared it with our riding group the other evening when a bunch of us got together in Horseshoe Bay for dinner. She is a teacher and therefore has the summer off. In past summers she has done some rather impressive motorcycle road trips that took her all over BC, the Yukon and into Alaska. This summer she headed east, rode across the continent all the way to the east coast where she spent 3 weeks riding all over Nova Scotia. She liked riding the Cabot Trail so much that when she finished doing it, she turned around and did it agin in the opposite direction. Anyway, between taking her time crossing the continent and then exploring Nova Scotia on her motorcycle, she decided to make up some time heading home and that the best route would be through the States. Its shorter, avoids Quebec and northern NewBrunswick, and most important, the roads are better. So, while sitting in a coffee shop somewhere near Halifax she phoned ahead and booked a motel room in Yarmouth and reserved a crossing on the ferry. A couple hundred kilometers later on her way to her booked motel, and with daylight running short, she stopped for gas. Thats when she discovered her wallet with her license, insurance, money and credit cards was missing. She phoned the coffee shop that she had made her reservations from on the off chance she had somehow left her wallet there, or it had perhaps dropped out of a pocket while she was still there. The coffee shop manager had not seen it but took her cell number on the off chance it would turn up.

Running short of gas because she had no money or credit cards, she road on the rest of the way to her motel room. When she got there she checked her cell phone and there was a message from the a police officer saying her wallet had been found in a coffee shop parking lot and had been turned in to the police. The officer had gone back to the coffee shop to find out if anyone had reported loosing it and of course they were able to tell him that yes, a woman on a bike had lost hers and had left a phone number which is how the officer was able to contact her so quickly. However, it was now 10pm and it was not a good idea to try to ride the several hundred kilometers back in the dark, assuming she could borrow enough money to fill her gas tank. Night riding is dangerous due to wildlife that tends to jump out onto the road. To wait until morning would mean she'd lose a day and lose her ferry reservation but she really didn't have much choice. The officer said to give him a few minutes and he'd call her back. He called back about 20 minutes later and said that as much as he'd like to deliver it to her, he can't leave his jurisdiction but that he had called some officers from the jurisdictions through which he would have to pass and had arranged to drive her wallet as far as he could where he'd meet up with an officer from the next jurisdiction, who would then drive it to the other side of his jurisdiction and hand it off to the next officer who would deliver it to her motel. It would get there around 4am. And it did. It must have looked quite strange to anyone watching to see a cop car pull up to a motel room in the wee hours of the morning and a woman come running out to give to officer a big hug as he handed her an object, that object being her wallet. She was able to make her 7am ferry connection and continue on her epic lone-rider journey. And yes, the contents of her wallet were intact, everything was still there. Something like that could only happen in Nova Scotia. Wow.
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Ok, this next story is about me, literally. The gondola's public relations people have been doing a short blog, or interview, of some of their regular visitors. Pass holders who come up often enough to become recognized. They post the interview on the blog page of their web site as well as in their news email letters. They did the story of several 'regular's' who had been up once per week perhaps, that kind of thing. Then they did me and us, and we are certainly 'recognized'. Heck, we are on first name basis with practically everyone there. Kinda blew everyone else out of the picture. Kinda wrecked it for the other regular's as well because apparently we are so far ahead of anyone else that its embarrassing. So, if you want to read the short blog interview, follow this web link and it should be there. Just keep in mind that the attendance figures I gave are now 3 weeks or so out of date.

https://www.seatoskygondola.com/blog/passholder-profile-doug-brubacher
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And here's something that has nothing to do with anyone in particular but everyone in general.... Southern Ontario has been suffering under intense heat pretty well all summer while the west has been shivering in the cold. One day this past week, while Ontario was under another heat waring, the night time LOW in the KW area was 10 degrees HIGHER than the day time HIGH was out here. We had to break down and turn the heat back on in middle of the day, because the house was just too cold to be comfortable in, no matter how warm a sweater you put on while trying to keep warm. Go figure.

doug
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello Everyone!
Welcome to the end of summer! When is fall anyway? When does it start? Who cares as long as it stays warm till Christmas and then gets really nice!

     Well, we haven’t traveled anywhere since last week’s episode of our trip to Nashville so I’m just going to wing it for this week. We were out Thursday to do a little shopping and after leaving Wal Mart on Ottawa St, we headed to the west side of Kitchener to the new shopping area of “The Boardwalk” which by the way is built on the eastern edge of the Waterloo Region Landfill, better known as “The DUMP”! I can’t for the life of me understand why anyone would build a public shopping area let alone a housing development on or adjacent to a stinky area such as this! You can hardly breath on most hot days as you exit your vehicle to enter a store of your choice to do some shopping. I’m just grateful that all of the stores are air-conditioned! At least then, the smell of the dump deteriorating isn’t noticeable in the stores!

     Anyway, back to our trip to The Boardwalk! We exited the plaza on Ottawa St and headed south on Ottawa St and as we approached the hill that is about a kilometer south of Wal Mart , we could see a School Bus come over the hill  toward us heading north. It stopped just over the crest of the hill and the driver put his flashers on to stop the traffic so his child passengers could exit. In front of us and about two or three bus lengths from that Northbound School Bus was another big yellow School Bus. The driver had at least 10 seconds before reaching the stopped bus but he ignored the BIG RED FLASHING LIGHTS on the stopped bus and drove at his normal cruising speed right past the stopped School Bus! Carole and I were both shocked that he passed the stopped bus with its flashers on! We both commented that the driver of the bus in front of us should have STOPPED for the other School Bus! I waited for the kids to clear the oncoming bus and pulled up before the driver could pull away. I asked, “What’s with the driver of that other School Bus disobeying your RED FLASHING LIGHTS? The driver politely informed me that even when the flashing lights are on and the bus is stopped, it’s ok for anyone including another School Bus driver to keep on driving right past the stopped bus! I said “Is that so?” and the driver said “Yes, as long as the swing out STOP sign on the driver’s side of the stopped bus is not opened to 90 degrees from the side of the stopped bus it’s ok to pass it”! If the STOP sign is swung out from the side of the stopped bus and the red light on it is flashing, all traffic must stop until it is cleared by the School Bus driver!

Well, this is total news to me since as far as I know, the Highway Traffic Act states that traffic moving in both directions “Must Stop for School Buses when their RED LIGHTS are FLASHING!” and unless the wording has changed recently this includes other School Buses! I said to Carole I’d bet my ass that if I had done what that other School Bus driver did Thursday by passing that stopped bus and was seen by a Cop, I’d be pulled over and charged for contravening the HTA! There’s no way in HELL you’d ever be able to prove that the “STOP SIGN” was still flat against the side of the stopped bus once the COP decided you passed a School Bus with it’s flashers going! I even hesitate to continue passed an oncoming School Bus with its flashers going when that bus itself is still rolling! I got a ticket for that exact happening on Highway 6 going to Hamilton to Mohawk College back in 1970 for Trade School. The bus was still rolling but it had its red flashers on and an OPP Cop pulled me over after following me past the School Bus, now top that one! I said, “Didn’t you just commit the same offence you’re accusing me of?” The Cop wouldn’t even answer me he just said, “Give me your license, ownership and insurance!” and five minutes later he handed me a ticket and said, “Have a nice day!”
The PRICK!

He cost me $26.00 and 3 demerit points! Luckily my insurance company didn’t catch the infraction so my insurance never took a hit! I was lucky!
Anyway, I’m going to check this “New Stop Sign Rule” out with the next COP I meet!
Hey, maybe Uncle Russ would know but then again if it’s a new rule, he might be a little out of date!
Uncle Russ, if you have an answer for me, please write me a note!
Thanks: Greg

Well, that’s about it for this week folks!
I think I’ve run out of wind after all the long columns I’ve written over the past month so I hope you don’t mind me cutting this one a tad short for this week!
Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!

Bye for now … Greg

PS: Something To Think About>
You cannot unsay a cruel word!

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Have a good one..
the doug
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