The Squamidian Report – Sept. 3 / 16
 
Issue #745

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The Ontarion

Hi All,

Its a good thing that Greg has lots to talk about because I sure don't. The last week or so has been rather uneventful. Its been cool and damp again, just like June and July were, which hasn't been conducive to doing much of anything. In fact, the news broadcasts have been referring to summer on the west coast as the 'bummer summer', the summer that wasn't. I think we had about 3 weeks of actual summer weather. The rest of the time its been more like early spring or late fall. In some ways I really don't mind. I hate hot, just don't like it at all. And I don't like the harsh sunshine that comes with it. I'd much rather bundle up in my leathers to go riding than have to shed my protective biking gear in order to say cool. Kind of funny though, the weather statistics for the west coast are taken out at YVR, the Vancouver airport and they are not really indicative of what the rest of the area is having. Those statistics don't match what the lower south coast was having at all. YVR is on Lulu Island in the St of Georgia where its very moderated and well away from where the clouds pile up against the mountains.

And speaking of cloud piled up against the mountains, Whistler got a dusting of snow on Thursday night. That cold rain falling heavily on our skylights was solid stuff on the higher peaks of the coastal range.
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Oh, here's something that gets under my collar big time. And yes, I'm a grumpy old man but this is just ridiculous. The Vancouver fire department, and other emergency first responders are spending so much time responding to drug overdoses that they are finding themselves running short on manpower for dealing with 'real' emergencies such as fires, car crashes and so on. As well, the coastal medical budget is being sucked up so fast from dealing with overdosed idiots that they are using up their budget to the point where they can't meet the needs for 'real' medical situations. Its just a stupid, politically correct response to a bunch of mindless self indulging morons. I know, some of you will be spitting mad at my attitude and thats your right but I'm just as mad at the system for letting this kind of thing evolve. And you will be even madder when you hear my solution, and here it is.

If I were king of the world, or even just this little corner of it, drug overdosers would not be treated at all. I'd put up signs warning of the dangers of the drugs that are being used to 'get high' or whatever the term these days is, and I'd post notices that anyone taking those drugs is on their own, that the money and resources now being waisted on treating them would be used to bury them. It would not take long for the problem to take care of itself and go away. The people using these 'street drugs' are from every walk of life and from every class, be it lower, middle or high. And they are draining society. Taking and overdosing on street and party drugs should be seen as voluntarily removing one's self from the gene pool. Just that simple!

Wow, I can hear the hissing and gnashing of teeth from here. But like I said, thats my opinion.

doug
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THE ONTARION REPORT

WOW! It’s September already! What the heck happened to our summer?
Oh well, guess after having the hottest and sunniest summer ever recorded, we can’t complain that it’s winding down. I’m just hoping for a nice long beautiful Fall season and a short and enjoyable winter that doesn’t drag on and one like so many before it. I’m sure with the memories of this past summer in mind, we’ll be able to get through this coming winter with no discomfort at all and before we know it, we’ll be back into another lovely spring and summer.
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     Well, with that said, I still have a little bit of writing to do to finish up telling you all about our trip to Nashville.

      Like I said last week, we wasted no time hitting the road to Nashville after completing the tour of Sun Studio in Memphis. There is one main highway that connects the two cities and I believe that highway is Interstate 42. If I’m off by a number or two, please forgive me but it really doesn’t matter at this point. I plugged “Nashville” into our GPS and off we went! After driving a two lane road out of Memphis and seeming to be getting deeper and deeper into the back country of Tennessee, I finally asked for directions at a tiny country gas station. One of the other people at the pumps (all two of them, pumps that is) was kind enough to point me in the right direction to put us back on the Interstate. As it had turned out, we were heading in the right direction but our outdated GPS was taking us across Tennessee via all the scenic back roads that would have been the only route to Nashville had we been making the trip back in the early 30’s when there was no interstate system! LOL! I’m sure that instead of taking us 4 to 5 hours to make the trip it would have taken us at least twice that had we not finally found the interstate! Once on the new fangled interstate, we made excellent time and finally arrived in Nashville “Music City USA” before dark that day. We were totally befuddled as to where to go or where to turn once we arrived in this big city. I pictured a quaint town about the size of Waterloo with easy to follow directing signs telling us how to find a row of cheap motels like The Days Inn or Red Roof Inn etc, you know, the kind that are prolific and easy to find at almost every intersection on every Interstate Highway in the USA. Well, did we get a shock once we hit Nashville proper! I for sure thought we’d made a wrong turn and wound up in LA or New York City or some other multi million population monstrous city! As we inched our way through the maze of highways and byways that wrap and surround Music City we finally saw a sign that read “Tourist Information Bureau” I made a left as instructed by the arrow on the sign and DAMN, didn’t we wind up right smack dab in the middle of the entertainment section of Nashville. We were on “Broadway” which is the main street of Nashville were all the big clubs, concert halls and country music attractions are heaped block after block with huge neon signs touting the names of every pea pickin’ famous country star alive and dead that you’ve ever heard of! Every star from Little Jimmy Dickins to George Straight to Johnny Cash and more! We never did find the information bureau! We finally made our way to the eastern end of Broadway, which T’s into a street that follows the river through Nashville. We had to go either left or right so I chose to turn right. As we watched dozens of cops directing traffic and people by the thousands on foot into a humongous amphitheatre on the rivers edge we could see big barges of garbage and other cargo being moved along the river by big tugboats. It was a mixture of a modern day “Woodstock” and a scene right out of “Tom Sawyer” and it was difficult to keep my attention on finding a place to book in for accommodations for the night! We finally spotted a huge “Hilton” hotel down a side street and decided to pull in and see if we were anywhere near where we wanted to be. I parked in the Valet row on a side street and walked a block back and into the main lobby of the Hilton. I approached the two women at the front desk and asked if they might have a room for two for a few nights. They were very kind and helpful and asked what I was going to be doing while in Nashville. I explained that we were attending the Grand Ol’ Opry the following night and already had tickets to see Carrie Underwood. At that point the lady quoted me a price of approximately $300.00 per night and as we approached the weekend the cost per night went up from there! I almost choked on my chewing gum at that point! I then thought I should ask if we were located anywhere near the Grand Ol’ Opry building! She smiled and said “No but you can drive there from here in about 20 to 25 minutes!” I then asked if she would be kind enough to give me directions to the Opry and also if there were any motels closer to it! She said, “Of course I can and there are several good motels situated right around the “Opryland” complex! Of course I had once again pictured a quaint old building sitting on a side street somewhere in the middle of this little “Country Music” town. Well, I was way off base on that count too! We had to drive a few blocks up the street in front of the Hilton and get back on the Interstate 42. Then heading east once again we had to drive to exit 12-A and get off at Opryland Dr. She said “You can’t miss it, it’s a huge complex called Opryland and it contains a giant indoor mall with a monster of a Hotel called, what else, “Opryland Hotel”. There would be acres and acres of parking as well as the huge mall building and about two dozen other surrounding Motels and restaurants on side streets. They all lead to the main mall and you’ll have no problem locating the Grand Ol’ Opry Theatre! So off we went on another mission to find accommodations and of course to get an advance peak at the Grand Ol’ Opry itself so we’d know where we had to go the following evening. We found Opryland alright and took a quick drive through the ring road surrounding the Mall. It was huge alright but once we were there, it was easy to see that there were loads of motels close by. We drove off the mall lot and up a side street. We checked three motels before finding one that had an open room. The cost was less than half that of the Hilton and the room was beautiful! We booked it for three nights figuring we’d attend our show the second night and then take the third day to tour around the sights of Nashville. The second day we slept in a bit after our exhausting previous days adventure! In the afternoon, we went over to the main Mall and walked around looking at all the different stores they have that we don’t see here in Canada. It was interesting and we had timed it just right so we could grab a bite to eat and then simply walk across the parking lot to the Opry for the show. We arrived an hour before the show was supposed to start and our tickets were for the early show. The first of which was at 7pm and the second at 9pm. Of course the Opry shows are broadcast live on WSM 680 I believe it is which is Radio Nashville. It’s been broadcasting the Opry shows for 75 years or there abouts. We of course shopped the souvenir store right at the Opry theatre so all we had to do was step out of the store and walk 50 feet to where the lineup for the show was! We had judged it just right, as we were only about 10 couples from the front of the line when it was time to open the doors. They say that there is no such thing as a bad seat at the Grand Ol’ Opry and they are right. We were on the main floor level and in the back row, row “Z”. This meant we had nobody behind us so we could stand up to take pictures etc. I guess we hadn’t realized the style of show that they put on but once it got going it was a fun and very entertaining spectacle for sure! The show opened with the announcer talking to the audience for about ten minutes, telling some of the history of the Opry. The first act of the evening was Larry Gatlin and the Gatlin Brothers band. I had purchased one of their albums back in the early 70’s when their biggest hit “All The Gold In California” was on the airwaves and I was surprised to hear that that was the first song they did in their segment of the show! We found the acts on stage very talented and extremely friendly with the audience. It was like attending a family gathering and everyone felt free to talk to the performers while they were on stage. They answered questions from the fans and even came down off the stage so the fans could take pictures of themselves with the “Stars”! What an amazing friendly atmosphere! We could see how easy it would be to get hooked on Country music with this ease of availability to “big” stars right in your own hometown! Anyway, as the evening progressed, we enjoyed the professional acts that were in the lineup but were looking forward to hearing Carrie Underwood perform. She is one of Carole’s favourite performers and was billed as the “Headliner” of the show! She was the reason for our trip to Tennessee in the first place! Well, each act had about 15 or 20 minutes and all but one was a musical act. There was a Korean comedian who told very funny stories and kept his jokes clean and classy. I can’t remember his name but he was incredibly funny and a big part of the value of the ticket price for sure! Then, it was time for Carrie Underwood! The BIG act of the evening! Well, her band assembled on stage and began playing an instrumental introduction. Carrie walked out to center stage and all went quiet. She stepped up to the microphone and very politely said “Thank you for that warm welcome! It’s a true honour to be here at the Grand Ol’ Opry and here in Nashville with my husband and our little boy! I hope you’re enjoying the show!” She then began to sing her first song, then her second and finally her third song! She had spoken the last word of her third, hesitated for about a second and said, “Thank You!” and turned and walked straight back to the back of the stage and the curtain dropped! She was on stage for all of 15 minutes, MAYBE! Once the curtain dropped the announcer said, “Would everyone please exit the theatre as quickly as possible, we have another show to get under way!” In other words, don’t bother cheering for an encore because there won’t be one! Now get the Hell out! G’night!
We enjoyed the show but were indeed disappointed that Carrie “The Headliner” was on for less time than any of the other 8 acts and did not even return for an encore! I guess when the show is broadcast live on Radio, they have to keep on schedule but I would have thought the main act would have been allotted a bit more time than 12 minutes or so for her performance!
Oh well, at least the songs she did were very good and we did get to see her in person and in such a famous spot as “The Grand Ol’ Opry” in Nashville!

The following day, we had our breakfast and did a little bit of touring just to see the city. We have been fans of a show called “American Pickers” for about five years since it’s debut and Nashville is home to a store called “Antique Archeology” which is one of the two stores where the stars of “American Pickers” places and sells the antique articles the two guys from the show pick each week as they “Pick” Antiques! The address of the store was right in the middle of the old part of Nashville about three blocks from the famous “Broadway” strip of the country music stars and attractions. It was easy to find and we took our time looking around in the store. I asked the lady behind the counter that sold us a couple of tee shirts if “Mike or Frank” were at the store so we could meet them but only Mike was in town but not at the store at the time. Shucks! It would have been cool to meet him and take our pictures with him! Oh well, maybe next time we’re in town! I’m sure the girl behind the counter will tell Mike that “Greg, composer of The Ontarion Report” was in the store and asking about him! I expect at least an e-mail from Mike any day now or maybe he and Frank will be “picking” in Ontario sometime and will take the time to drop in for a visit! Anyway, it was fun to visit their store and see some of the Antiques we’ve seen them pick on their TV show for sale right there in Nashville! At least we know that the show is for real and that they really do go out “Picking”!

     We went back to our motel after going out for dinner and decided that we’d head for home the following day. I’m sure there were other sites to see and things to do in Nashville but we had accomplished our goal of visiting “The Grand Ol’ Opry” not to mention the other tourist spots mentioned earlier in our trip so it’d been a full two weeks! Time to head for home and remember our trip via the many pictures we took as we went along!
As you no doubt remember, we had an uneventful drive over the next couple of days as we made our way home to Kitchener. We had covered more than 3200 km during our drive and once we neared the border in Detroit, we decided just to keep on keepin’ on and be happy to be home to Canada once again!

     You never know when we may head out again so please keep on reading The Ontarion in the weeks and months to come for more adventures!
That’s all for this week folks!
Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to ya’ll again next week in The Ontarion Report!

Bye for now … Greg

PS: Something To Think About>
If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is Ketchup actually a Smoothie?
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Have a good one..
the doug
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