The Squamidian Report – Oct. 15 / 16
 
Issue #751

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The Ontarion

Hi All,

It seems to me that this time last week I was complaining about the endless line of November storms that were pumping in off the Pacific. Well, not much has changed since then. Mind you, we did have a break in the weather for a few days earlier in the week, just enough to remind us what a clear sunny day can look like and what a clear, cold starry night can look like. Basically, that was last Tuesday, the day I drove 'the wife' to the airport. At 5am the sky was so clear it was almost overwhelming. The winter constellations where all overhead and the stars were brilliant. Thats one thing about star gazing in the early pre-dawn morning, any haze in the atmosphere from the day before has long since cleared out leaving the air about as transparent as it can ever be. But it was cold. There was frost on the roofs around here. And thats another thing about clear nights, no cloud cover means cold temperatures. Clouds hold some of the daytime heat in, like a blanket. Kick the blanket off and you get cold. Have a clear night and it gets cold. We headed for the airport and traffic was lite so it was an easy drive. Willow hates when we go to the airport because she suspects that someone is leaving but really doesn't know who until that someone gets out of the car. Then she's sad. Not much we can do about that. The flip-side is that in a couple of weeks when we go back to the airport we will some how 'find' the person that was left there and all will be well.

So like I just said, Tuesday was a bit of an anomaly, it was clear and sunny rather that an overcast downpour. And being Tuesday it was my usual get together evening with my biker friends in Horseshoe Bay so I rode in on the bike. The ride in was great, as would be expected. The ride home on the other hand was a tad on the cool side. In the mountains, when the sun goes down it takes the temperature with it and thats where heated riding gear comes in so nice and handy. Just plug it into the bike's electrical system, turn it on and adjust the temperature to a point just warm enough to offset the cold. In other words, just warm enough to be comfortable. By the time I got home it was quite cold out but I was nice and comfortable, so, it was a great ride. Its only 50 km from Horseshoe Bay to here and on rides like that I often wish it were further, you just hate for it to end. Oh well.

I knew that the forecast indicated we would wake up the next morning to the sound of heavy rain pounding on the roof again and that the forecast didn't show any real breaks for as far as it could predict into the future so I topped up the bike's gas tank and dumped in the appropriate amount of stabilizer. The bike's insurance is good till the second week of November but you just never know. If it takes two weeks or more for these storms to clear out there just might be a few chances to get back out on the bike, or, it could be too cold then, or, the storms might just keep on keeping on right into winter. If the weather gods have decided that that was my last ride of the season, the bike can be put away properly. If there are still a few rides before it gets tucked away in the back of the garage, I'll just be sure to top up the tank and tread the gas as I do it. Hard to believe the year has gone so fast and we are at the point of getting ready for winter, or at least being prepared to not get caught off guard by the approach of winter.

Wednesday morning was actually still nice but you could feel the weather closing in and you could see it in the sky. However, I didn't have any available time to think about heading out for another ride as I was playing up at the gondola for a couple of hours over the lunch period. Thats always fun. You never know if there will be any or many people around and it really does not matter. I enjoy playing up there. I've got the logistics of taking my sounds system along with me worked out pretty good. I've got two, 1000 wt high end speaker boxes that are impressively compact but they each weigh about 35 lbs. As well, there are three stands to bring along, one each for the speakers and one for my mic. Oh, there is also the guitar stand which is needed to hold the guitar when I'm not holding it. I used to bring along a music stand as well but thought that was silly, why not   just know all the words to all the songs. So now that stand gets left behind, in its place I just bring a song list that can sit beside my mixer. My mixer is not one of those flat boards with knobs and sliders and dials, its a small electronic box that you plug all the speakers and guitar etc into, and is controlled via my iPad. Its all digital. The iPad sits in a cradle that is fastened to the mic stand and any adjustments I make are done on the touch screen. Therefore, as well as the speakers and stands, I must bring along the cables for each thing that gets plugged in as well as the iPad and mixer and an extension cord with an end that can take four plugs. All the cables, cords and mixer as well as the iPad fit nicely into a carry bag, and all the stands fit nicely into a stand bag, and each speaker has it's own soft bag. Thats a lot of 'stuff' to carry given that its a physically small system that could blow out a few windows if it were turned up too far, and I also must bring my guitar or it would be pointless to go in the first place.

Easy solution, back in the summer, CTC had aluminum two wheel upright dollies on sale. With the speakers on their sides, one on top of the other at the bottom and then the carry bag with all the 'stuff' sitting on top of them, and everything held in place using appropriately placed bungy cords, and, with the stand bag held in place behind the upright frame of the dolly, I can wheel the whole thing around with one hand leaving the other hand free to carry the guitar. The only place I have an issue is getting the loaded dolly into a moving gondola car. For that I need both hands so I simply hand my guitar to the lift attendant and once I'm inside, said attendant hands me my guitar. Do the same thing in reverse at the top for off-loading and we are good to go.

Speaking of the gondola, they have had to shut down for Friday and on into the weekend due to the weather. Pounding rain and howling winds don't make for gondola friendly conditions and of course they must keep safety a high priority. No one wants to have customers stranded in a gondola thats half way up the mountain. It wouldn't bother me to be stranded at the top but thats just me.

doug
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!

    It’s amazing but it’s been 10 years since we had snow on this date but luckily this year’s no repeat! I’m sure it’ll be a while yet before we get the white stuff this year. According to the Farmer’s Almanac we are in for a good old harsh Canadian winter this year. Guess we’ll just have to prepare over the next few weeks just incase the Farmers are right! With the leaves taking their sweet time turning colour this year maybe winter will arrive late and leave early I hope I hope! In the meantime, it looks like we’ll be cutting the grass for a while yet. I’ve been wondering what the patches of short grass on our back lawn are from. Thought maybe for some reason patches were just growing shorter than others. Then, I walked out into the back yard the other day and saw a big fat bunny lying on the lush lawn happily munching away on the top inch or so of the grass in front of him. I guess he’d been picking a different spot every day and snacking on the sweet green tops of the lawn. Likely the upper part of each blade is tastier than the lower part! I like bunnies but I don’t like what he’s doing to my lawn! So I guess I’ll just have to find a way of discouraging him from eating out back. Trouble is that the huge Hydro right of way out behind our place is a perfect spot for the rabbits to multiply so keeping them out won’t be easy!  May just have to resort to the old 12 gauge! OOPS! That’s not allowed in the city so maybe the BB Gun will have to do. Trapping them and releasing them out of town is not a good solution since there is likely an endless supply of up and coming furry little creatures where this one came from. I wonder if a scarebunny would work? You know, like a scarecrow? Trouble is the bunnies are too close to the ground for something like that to work. Maybe putting a motion-activated recording of a dog barking in the bushes would keep them away! Now that I think of it, when we had a real dog roaming the back yard, the bunnies were still there so I guess they aren’t afraid of dogs, at least the kind of fluffy little Poodle we had and I’m not about to adopt another dog at this point in my life anyway. Guess I’ll just have to depend on my own bark whenever I find one munching my lawn. If my yelling and chasing him doesn’t work I may just have to pave the back yard!
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    I hope you all had an enjoyable and Happy Thanksgiving last weekend! We were invited to my nephew’s home in Tavistock. We joined his family and his in-laws for a terrific turkey dinner with all the trimmings. It was a most enjoyable dinner and the company was very delightful! Plus, it was nice that Carole didn’t have to do all the work for a change. She’s a wonderful cook and her special occasion dinners are always most enjoyable but even the best of cooks deserves a break once in a while. She was able to sit and enjoy the company with the rest of us and didn’t have to spend most of the day in the kitchen. Also, when she’s the hostess she’s on her feet for half the mealtime making sure that there’s enough of everything on the table for all the guests to eat and that’s more exhausting than it is enjoyable. It was nice to see that she enjoyed the entire day and evening without having to do most of the work. Of course like a good guest, she contributed a couple of dishes to the collective meal and also couldn’t resist helping with the cleanup after the dinner. Nonetheless, it was a much less hectic event when compared to hosting such a day in her own home! We both enjoyed being the guests for a change and have good memories from the day.

    Well, it’s been a week of Oktoberfest since last Friday and it’s almost over for another year. We don’t partake in the event for several reasons. The first year it was on, I attended the Concordia Club’s bash and after being pushed and tripped and elbowed by every drunk in the crowd I was witness to a huge fistfight and wrestling match on the edge of the dance floor right next to where I was standing. I almost got whacked by one of the idiots in the fight and before it was all over, one of them puked on my shoes! That was the last straw of the evening so I washed off my feet in the sink of the washroom and went outside to hale a cab. As the cab pulled up I dropped my shoes into the nearest garbage barrel and went home in my bare feet! Needless to say, that was the first and last Oktoberfest for me! I gather that Oktoberfest is much more civilized these days but I am still reluctant to waste my time and money with a bunch of drunken Schnitzel Munchers that like to think they are real Germans! Guess they’ll just have to celebrate without me! Besides, we don’t drink anyway so what’s the point in attending?

That’s about it for this week folks!
Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!

Bye for now … Greg

PS: Something To Think About>
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor!
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Have a good one..
the doug
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