The Squamidian Report – June 11 / 16
 
Issue #733

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The Ontarion

Hi All,

Just a disconnected collection of random thoughts and information.....

I don't know if anyone has been watching the early night sky lately but if they have, they have been having a front row view of both Mars and Saturn being in line with the Earth and the Sun. That means that the Earth is between those outer planets and the sun, making viewing of those planets quite nice. The sunlight reflecting off those planets is bounced directly back toward us rather than off on an angle. Oh, Jupiter is also spectacular these days.

Next thought; While it is cool and damp here now, we had a record breaking heat wave last weekend and early this week. It was sizzling hot. The nights were nice and cool but the days were so hot you could barely go outside. Glad that one is over but now it looks like this cool wet weather could stick around for a while and we don't want that either. We want it to be 'just right', don't we? Incidentally, a week before the heat wave it was so cold here that the rain was snow on the mountains and there were numerous vehicle crashes up on the Coq highway due to slippery conditions.

Ok, now for the gas shortage fiasco that has spread around Alberta and BC. Due to disruptions in the oil sands and the Edmonton refineries, some Alberta gas stations ran out of fuel with no one knowing when they might be back on line. Petro Canada was the biggest culprit with the most stations running out and the biggest jump in gas pricing at those that still had fuel. It didn't take long for other brands to sharply hike their prices. Then the shortages spread into eastern BC at which time gas prices in the Lower Mainland started to jump. The slimy thing is, our provincial government and the fuel companies have been telling us for years, and keep telling us, that every time our gas goes up in price, it has nothing to do with Alberta gas supply as we apparently get our gas from Washington State. We'd see gas dropping in price in other parts of the country as ours went up. Frustrating to say the least. So, it makes no sense at all that shortages in Alberta should cause BC's US based gas supply to rocket upward, again. But, we all know that our provincial government loves those gas taxes and probably both applauds and encourages price increases, and those slimy greedy oil companies use any and every opportunity to gouge at the pumps. Thats just the way its done.

Now on to the small plane that went down on an ice-field north of here last Sunday.... late  Sunday evening and on into the night we watched S&R planes and helicopters fly overhead. They were covering a route from the Pitt Meadows airport to Pemberton as they looked for an overdue plane. The plane had taken off Sunday morning with the intention of flying to the Pemberton airport and then back to Pitt Meadows. The pilot and passengers had expected to be back by noon. They never turned up. They never made it to Pemberton. Every hour after a plane goes down is very important. If there are survivors they need to be found as quickly as possible. Minutes can make a difference if they are injured. The search went on all night and into Monday with no success. Sometime Monday afternoon some snowmobilers up on the Pemberton ice-fields spotted a plane wreck. There are abandoned crash sites on those ice-fields so its not that uncommon to come across wreckage. Its too remote to airlift wreckage out unless it can be salvaged. That area is 50 miles west of any possible flight path they should have been on. Due to the local terrain, the VFR flight path any small craft would follow takes them over the Indian Arm pass where they pop out over Squamish at which point they turn north and follow the Checkamuss River or the highway to Whistler, then take the next pass and drop down into the Pemberton Valley.

The snowmobilers didn't think much about the plane they had spotted on the glacier but when they got back to Pemberton they told a pilot they knew and he suggested to S&R that it might be what they are looking for even though its a long way from the search area. A helicopter was quickly dispatched and sure enough, it was the lost plane.  The plane hadn't actually landed on the ice, it had stalled onto the ice-field. The pilot had turned up the Upper Squamish Valley instead of north toward Whistler. As he flew further up into the ice-fields he knew he had gotten lost and he found himself in a narrowing canyon that was climbing faster than the plane could climb. He couldn't turn around due to the canyon walls closing in and could not out climb the rising terrain. After barely missing a couple of rock ledges by a few feet, he purposely stalled onto the ice which was coming up to meet them. A small plane can only climb so fast and then it will stall, not engine wise but lift wise. The same small crevasses that wrecked his landing gear and a wing are also what held the plane from sliding back down the glacier and over a cliff. The pilot and two passengers were fine but had to spend a very cold night on the high altitude ice. Next morning they hiked down off the ice after leaving a note for whoever found the plane. They could not have hiked out to civilization, that would have been impossible for anyone but very experienced hard core back country hikers who were well prepared, but, once the S&R helicopter was on site it didn't take long to locate the three and they were picked up and flown out by the end of the day.

Hikers and snowmobilers and loggers and pilots are still finding planes from WW2 that were lost during training and patrol flights in the coastal mountains. Thats how rugged and inaccessible this part of the world is. The pilot and passengers of that plane that went down were very, very lucky.

On to a new topic; my big bad biker buddies and I decided to have a picnic at Porteau Cove, a Porteau picnic. On Tuesday evenings we meet in Horseshoe Bay. Often we will have dinner there, other times we ride somewhere for our dining needs. This time we decided a nice evening picnic was in order so we all grabbed some take-out from the various outlets and rode along the Sound to the picnic area at Porteau. We do tend to get some funny looks from the 'general public' who are also there to enjoy the scenery, ocean, and camping and picnic areas. Especially when one of our woman riders pulls her table cloth from her saddle bag and lays out the condiments and decorations. Yes, we are a hardened rough bunch of big bad bikers.

doug
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!
A few years ago we remodeled our kitchen and replaced all of our appliances but the microwave. We had received it from Adam as a gift back in 2004 and it was still working well and matched our new appliances quite well. If most of you are like we are with a microwave, we use it most of the time just to reheat a cup of tea so it really didn’t see much use over the years. There are a few things that Carole cooks in it but it’s not her primary cooking device. Asparagus, baked potatoes and some other veggies are about the main items that see action in the microwave. For the most part, the extent of my use of this “oven” is to press the instant on button to heat a cup of tea for one minute! I guess I’ve always wondered why we own such a large appliance to be used for so little! Many times over the past 12 years I’ve thought of what a waste of money it has been to use such an expensive machine for such a minuscule task but little did I know how much I’d miss it’s handiness if it suddenly up and died! Lo and behold, last weekend, the damned thing quit working! I had stuck a cup of warm tea in to it’s cavern to heat it up and just when I had a real hankerin’ for a good cup I found my tea luke warm after it had spent a minute buzzing in the Mikey!

What the heck???? Did I push the wrong button or something? SO, in it went one more time! I waited with baited breath and when the bell rang, I grabbed my cup and headed for the Family Room once again to watch my favourite game show. I sat down and got all comfy only to find my tea was still colder than a Liberal’s heart! Out to the kitchen I went to try to figure what went wrong. I placed my tea back into the microwave a third time and pushed the express button. The machine started to hum as per usual and the light went on but the turntable wasn’t turning. Hmmm…? I ejected the tea once more and figured maybe a good thump on the control panel would bring the machine back to life. Thump Thump and thump again but to no avail! I checked the manufacturing date and found that the machine was 12 years old. I guess microwave ovens are like dogs, for every year they exist, they age 7 years! So I headed down to the basement and rummaged under my work bench to find the old countertop microwave that we had put through it’s paces starting way back in 1990 when we built our home in Linwood. I pulled it out and carried it up to the kitchen in hopes that it would work well enough to at least warm a cup of tea. To my amazement, after asking Carole how to work the darned thing, it started working just fine! It was an old and cheap unit we had used for 14 years until Adam gave us our “good” one! It still worked and I was happy to at least warm my tea once again! So, it took a place of prominence on the kitchen counter and would do until we were able to find a suitable replacement for the now defunct “good” one that was mounted above the stove. The defunct one had also been doing double duty as a vent fan for use when Carole cooked suppers in the oven below. I guess all that hot duty had taken its toll on it after all. We used the old countertop unit for a few days and on Tuesday we dropped into Lowe’s Store and as luck would have it, they had a beauty of a Panasonic Microwave that mounted above a stove like our broken one and had a stronger fan on it than the old one had. This would be a bonus if we could get it for the right price. We asked the salesman how much and he said it was on sale. He checked and said they only had two damaged ones in stock but if we paid for one that night he’d give us the sale price and an extra 10% off and he would call us on Thursday when the new one was delivered to the store.

Since we didn’t want a damaged one we agreed to pay then and wait for his call in a couple of days. On Thursday I called the store at noon and he said that our new microwave had come in just a few minutes before my call. I hopped in the Jeep and headed over to The Boardwalk to pick up the new unit. That was around 1pm and by 4pm that afternoon I had the new Panasonic unit installed and we were once again able to heat and reheat our tea! Whoopie! I was happy to be able to drink hot tea and Carole was happy to have the ugly countertop unit back under my workbench and out of sight! It seems that women don’t like old discoloured appliances cluttering up their new kitchen countertops! Hey I say, don’t knock the old clunker; at least it worked in a pinch!
That’s about all for this week folks!
Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!

Bye for now… Greg

Something To Think About>
I was going to wear my camouflage shirt today but I couldn’t find it!

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Have a good one..
the doug
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