The Squamidian Report – July 9 / 16
 
Issue #737

Including:
A Word From Lorne
The Ontarion

Hi All,

What a difference a year makes, and I'm not referring to the fact we are all a year older, which we are but theres not much we can do about that. I'm talking about the weather here on the west coast. This time last year we were in the grasp of a very hot deep drought with no rain in sight and a blazing sun that turned everything into a dried out crispy version of what it should be. At this time last year this area was being choked by thick dense smoke from several forest fires. Everyone was on edge. And now, its about as opposite as can be. Its been raining for days, and on and off for weeks. The temperatures have been hovering way below normal. Its more like late March than early July. Everything is green this time instead of brown. Last year the berries dried out. This year they can't get enough sunshine to ripen. Interestingly, very few people are complaining, or at least not complaining out loud. The few that are either weren't here last year or don't remember that far back.

While not convenient, it is preferred to be cold and wet rather than being in danger of going up in flames like we were last year. And while it would be nice to have an occasional sunny day to lift the spirits, at least the birds and other wild critters are able to find enough to eat unlike last summer when they literally starved. Heck, we are even seeing those 6 inch long banana slugs crawling around again. First time in a long time. It would be nice to be able to get the bike out once in a while without having to put on the rain gear because no matter how you dress for rain while on a bike, its not fun. So needless to say, the old Harley isn't getting much use these days. As I get older and softer, my preference is to ride when its nice out, not when its cold, wet, or cold and wet. Its funny, I hate heading out in the rain and very seldom do but I don't really mind getting caught in the rain as I ride home. Firstly, heading out into the rain is a 'choice' that I don't need to make. Secondly, getting caught in the rain once out riding means I'm out riding and there wasn't much I could do about it.

Endless waves of low pressure zones pumping in off the Pacific have also put the lid on any star gazing. Can't see the sky most of the time. We had enjoyed a couple of nice days when our eastern visitors were out a couple of weeks ago but that was pretty well it. Good thing they came then and not now. And speaking of star gazing, this is kind of interesting. For those who aren't aware of it, the earth is furthest away from the sun during the northern hemisphere's summer, not during our winter. Our orbit is not round, its elliptical just like most orbits. We are closer to the sun during winter. Its the tilt of our axis that produces our seasons. While we are a bit further away during our summer, the sun's rays hit the northern hemisphere more directly due to that axis tilt. Anyway, this link will take you to a web site with all sorts of interacting stuff including the earth's orbit info.
http://earthsky.org/tonight/earth-farthest-from-sun-for-year-in-early-july

doug
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A Word From Lorne

Tues. was the day of decision. My car had been taken to the dealership by CAA to diagnose  why everything stopped working. It's over 10 years old and in addition to the immediate problems, It has the original battery, spark plugs, coolant, drive gear lubricants, brakes and could use some body work.   They lent me a loaner, a 2016 with all its bells for a week  hoping  I won't look back. Well, I did look back but they won.  Thurs. I pick up a 2016 Ford Edge and get a crash course on all it's tech stuff.  It kept me awake last night wondering where I went wrong.

Lorne
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!
With the weather being so darned hot here these days I’ve likely lost a few pounds just sweating from breathing! It’s been fun but HOT over the past two days working in my garage. As I told you all two weeks ago, I drove to Ottawa to pick up a hardtop roof for the MG. I decided yesterday to clean it up and recondition it with new seals, front latches and some sort of brackets to hold down the rear end of the roof. I managed to find the exact front latches needed to secure the front edge to the windshield. I took a chance and drove out to Spaenaur on Victoria St to see if they could help. I was surprised to find that they had what I was looking for in a latch. I had found original latches at a company in California and almost ordered them but they would have cost me $60.00 a piece plus exchange, taxes, duty and shipping! I imagine the total would have reached close to $200.00 Canadian by the time they arrived at my door so doing a little local recon was worth the effort. I found them at Spaenaur, a nut and bolt etc supplier here in Kitchener.

To my surprise the latches listed at only $15.00 each here in Kitchener! I also found a site on the net that had a couple of different suggestions for securing the back end of the roof to the body. It showed special hardware for locking down the rear edge of the roof so I made up my own brackets that matched their design almost exactly. When I tried to mount the roof using my new rear brackets, I found that the back edge of the roof did not have the same curvature as the rear deck of the car. So the clips I made were of no use. After doing a little more reading I found a method by which I could lock down the sides of the roof to a bracket that is mounted just to the rear of the door on either side of the car. It required that I us my metal shaping talents once again. I was able to fashion two five inch strips of aluminum 1/8” thick and ¾” wide. These strips had to be screwed flush to the inside of the roof just at the lower edge where the roof meets the body of the car. The “Popsicle Stick” looking pieces were screwed to the inner wall of the roof and had to hang down approximately 2 ½ “ below the lower edge of the roof so they could be inserted into the opening of the metal pockets on the inner wall of the car just behind the door edge on each side of the car. This allowed me to then drill a hole through the face of the bracket and the “Popsicle Stick”. I then took a ¼”x 20 gage threaded bolt with a lock washer on it and screw it into the hole thus securing the “Popsicle Stick” to the body of the car and holding the roof down tightly to the car. Voila! The hardtop is now in place! Since the shape of the bottom edge did not match the exact curvature of the cars surface, I had to use a role of 1”x3/4” black rubber stripping to glue to the bottom edge of the roof as a filler to make the roof meet the car body surface so as to keep the rain and wind out of the interior. Now all I have to do is find a source for a piece of Plexiglas large enough to use as a back window for the roof since the original window is missing!

I guess I’ll do my usual run to KW Surplus and see what they have in stock. It would be better to use the actual glass window that I could order from California for the replacement but once again, I don’t relish the thought of putting out a couple of hundred bucks when a hunk of plexi will do the job just fine! I guess this is what owning a classic automobile is all about, the adventure of searching for the parts you need to bring your hobby vehicle back to life! It’s fun to do the research and the actual hunting for the parts needed. This 37 year old vehicle is simple enough that anyone with an ounce of mechanical ability can do most of the repairs themselves without having to pay a specialist $110/hr. I like tinkering with the MG and that’s all part of the fun and challenge of owning an old British or even North American vehicle. Once the vehicle is road worthy you derive a sense of satisfaction and pride as you drive it through the streets. It’s fun to see the reactions of people when they see something different passing by. There are many people that don’t even know what make of car I’m driving and of course anybody that’s younger than 50 may never have seen one of these little British vehicles when they were still prevalent on the roads of Canada. After all, the last year the MG was produced and shipped over to Canada was waaaay back in 1980! Heck, I remember the British vehicles that roamed the streets of KW like it was only yesterday! Back in the 50’s, 60’s and 70’s the British Sports Cars were the only vehicles of their type around. The Jap Crap hadn’t even begun to make a dent in the North American market. I have to admit that the Brits were not the greatest at engineering vehicles that were trouble free but they sure were and are fun to scoot around in! We enjoy buzzing around in the MG with the top down and the wind blowing through our hair, well at least Carole enjoys that sensation while I wear the ball cap with the MG logo on it to keep my head from getting burnt to a crisp! It’s still fun feeling the open air of a convertible as you cruise down the open road! The only disadvantage is having to rush to put the top up if the weather threatens rain! Funny how I’ve almost talked myself into removing the hard top and reinstalling the soft convertible top with just a few short sentences. Oh well, the hardtop can still be removed on the days when we want to cruise topless through the streets of town! We just won’t be able to rush putting it back on the car if the weather turns nasty! Just have to get a little wet if that happens I guess!

     For the amount of times we drove the MG with the soft top up we might as well have not had it on the car anyway! I don’t think we had the soft roof up more than a couple of times over the past 10 years. So we’ll just have to make sure the sun is shining if we decide to go topless!

“Now there’s a thought!” Driving around topless! Hmmmm….! I could handle it but even though it’s legal in Ontario I doubt Carole would go for it! LOL!
Guess we’ll have to leave the topless part of it up to the vehicle we’re in! LOL!
“Happy Motoring!” as Murray Westgate from the ESSO commercials used to say!
Do any of you remember those Ads? Boy, am I dating myself!

That’s it for this week folks!
Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!

Bye for now … Greg

PS: Something To Think About>
Hospitality is the art of making your guests feel at home when you wish they were!

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Have a good one..
the doug
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