The Squamidian Report – July 2 / 16
 
Issue #736

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A Word From Lorne
The Ontarion

Hi All,

Well now, our eastern guests left on Tuesday morning, bright and early. We drove them to YVR, leaving the house just after 6 am. I assume they were happy, or perhaps even a bit relieved, to be headed back, after all, we ran them ragged the whole time they were here. Their last few days here went fast, as visits always do. A walk on ferry ride over to Bowen Island, several more rides up the gondola and some local sight seeing, the usual stuff. Suddenly it was Monday evening and their time was up, gone, slipped into history. Time to get ready to go. Everyone was up and ready to go Tuesday morning and away we went. The drive to the airport is great, well, all the way to Horseshoe Bay. From there on its not so great, its right though the center of Vancouver. By the time you get to the Lions Gate Bridge you are into heavy traffic and it never eases up from there on. We endured that traffic to and into the airport and dropped them off at the departure level. Funny how that works, you 'arrive' in order to 'depart'. No wonder I get confused at times. Sue went in with them to make sure they found the right section and to flag down an attendant to help shepard them though the bewildering layout and procedures of a big metropolitan airport. I waited in the car in the 'drop off ' zone and once she came back out, we were on our way back up through the city and headed for home. We relaxed for the rest of the day,  until mid afternoon when we jumped on the bike and headed back down to Horseshoe Bay to hook up with my riding friends for our usual Tuesday get-together.

Wednesday was kind of busy because I had a little gig to play at the gondola. It actually takes as long to load up, get there, get ourselves and my equipment into a gondola, ride to the top, and then get set up, as it does to play the gig. But, I do it for the fun and the experience so thats all part of it. This time I was playing on the west side, facing out over the Sound, toward the far mountains. That was cool.

And of course this is a long weekend and by Thursday evening and all day Friday the tourist and vacationing traffic built heavily on this highway. Thats the one drawback to living in a destination area, traffic and people. They seem to pop up out of no where. On a biological level I certainly know where they come from but on a 'they are all over the place' level it boggles my mind. I did my usual Friday afternoon toot down to Horseshoe Bay on the bike and the traffic heading north was bumper to bumper. Horseshoe Bay itself was over run by people. Many were from the cars parked in the ferry lineup. They had time to kill, lots of time, because the ferries tend to get backed up on summer weekends and long weekends and passengers end up waiting for several crossings before they can drive onto the boats. Kind of takes the fun out of traveling, congested highways, full ferries, and people everywhere you look. There is a lot to be said for staying home on the weekends, if one can.

But then our Saturday morning would be an early one as well because 'The Wife' is headed for KW to visit her family again. I've sent this letter out well before we leave for the airport and at the time of writing this, this has not actually happened but it should so there you go.

doug
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A Word From Lorne

Want to thank you and Sue for the greatest time.   Coming home we had row 6 opposite the sun.  The sky over the Coast Range, the valley and the Rockies was clear as well as into Calgary where we left the plane for a short while then back on the same aircraft where we then occupied row 7, still a good seat and on the shade side as well. Clear sky into Ontario until  clouds blocked out most of the viewing,  We were ahead of schedule so it seemed that the fellow at the wheel circled around a few times before bringing us down.  As we were leaving, he bid us farewell and noticed me wearing Gondola jacket and cap and commented about being there himself.  Thanks to Carol for taking us to and from the airports.

Driving my car I became aware that the AC stopped working. Then making a left turn, no turning signal and loss of power steering. Arriving at my destination, I kept the engine running, made my purchase, came out to find the gear shift locked in park and cannot move it. I turned the engine off, let rest then tuned the key to restart it, nothing, no  sound,  no dash lights, nothing. Called CAA, they arrived and boosted the battery and away it went.  Everything worked. I gave the tow truck operator  the choice of hauling me home or driving behind me in case.  He said try driving with me behind you.  I got home, about 15 Km. Run fine. I called the dealer where I bought the car from in 2006 and explained to the service desk what happened.  If you can bring the car here we will have a look at it and give you a loner.  Being 6pm June 30 and a long weekend, will be closed until Monday.  We will wait for you.  I called CAA again and this time they loaded the car on a flat bed and I road along to get the loner.   While explaining what happened, the sales person I originally bought from appeared and offered to show me all about the new Titanium Escape.  It handles nice.  Will keep you posted.

Lorne

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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!
It’s a new dawn of a new day on the front end of a new month! Happy July everyone!

     With the onset of hot beautiful weather it’s not hard to enjoy the outdoors. We have taken to driving our MG whenever we feel like it and last weekend we took a drive down to Port Dover on Lake Erie. We enjoyed beautiful but very hot weather on the weekend and it was Saturday when we decided to do a topless run to the Port and enjoy a lovely Perch dinner at the Erie Beach Hotel. When we arrived in Port Dover we fully expected to see a large number of motorcycles even though it wasn’t a Friday the 13th. We cruised right down the main street and to our surprise we only saw two or three bikes through the whole town. I guess the bikers were elsewhere for a change of scenery. I was excited to be taking our first summer drive in the “B” in four years as it’s been stored in the garage for that long. After installing a new battery two weeks ago it’s been starting and running like a clock! Of course it needed an oil change but I didn’t get around to doing that until two days after our drive to Dover. The oil only had a few thousand KM’s on it but it had sat idle for the past 4 years so it was stale. On Tuesday I visited CTC and figured I’d have a problem finding an oil filter to fit the British beauty. Lo and behold, CTC had the exact filter required sitting on the first shelf I looked at! It was missing the first letter of the filter I’d written down that was currently on the MG but the attendant said that was just a “stock” reference letter for their store use.

I had read the specs on the engine requirements and found it takes 20 W 50 oil and the book recommends the use of Castrol GTX motor oil. I was also fortunate enough to find that CTC also carries that grade of Castrol in a 5-liter jug and guess what, it was on sale and was $12.00 less than most of the other brands of oil. So my oil change only set me back a total of $26.00 plus a little tax of course. To take it to an oil change facility would have cost me around the $45.00 mark when requiring the high-grade oil. I went merrily on my way! It only took me an hour to do the oil change on the MG because it’s a very easy motor to work on. I figured it would make no difference in the way the motor ran but when I took the MG out for it’s first short drive, I was surprised at how smoothly and quietly it ran! I could notice quite a difference in the performance and was sure I had done the Little British Car a good turn. I guess the old oil had lost its viscosity from sitting for 4 cold winters. Anyhow, the car ran like a Swiss clock only without the “tick tick” sound! LOL! I had filled up with the premium gas on Saturday before leaving for Dover and of course the engine thanked me for that as well. The old gas in the tank was almost gone so I didn’t have to worry about poor quality of 4-year-old fuel clogging my Webber two-barrel carburetor. After arriving home on Saturday evening we had driven 180 miles exactly and the gage showed it was just under half full. Of course I forgot that the lower half of the Gas gage held much less fuel than the upper half! LOL! Some gages are just that way I guess! Anyway, come Tuesday after changing the oil and taking it for a little test drive, I realized that the gage was only showing the top edge of the “Red” warning level of fuel. SO, I headed to Petro Canada to put a little gas in once again. I figured, what the heck, it’s only a small tank so I might as well fill ‘er up! I topped it right up and found it only took just under five gallons. Being an old guy, I do things in gallons instead of liters and miles instead of kms. When I got home, I whipped out the calculator and converted the liters to gallons and the kms to miles so I’d know my fuel economy in “Real” terms! LOL! I was surprised to find that even running on the old oil for that drip to Dover we still were able to attain a jaw dropping 36MPG! WOW! I was thrilled! I figured that with all the high performance parts I had installed in the engine when I rebuilt it a number of years ago along with the large dual throated two-barrel Webber carburetor I’d be lucky to get 20 to 25 MPG on a good run! I’m happy to say the LBC proved me wrong! It’s nice to know that putting high test in won’t be such a wallet drainer after all! I’m sure we’ll have a nice full summer of topless driving in our “hobby” car!

    I know that Doug and Sue enjoy their summer rides and trips on their Harley but I found that when I used to drive my bike, two-wheeled travel required so much more attention and strain on the rider that I couldn’t relax as much and enjoy the ride as I can do in a four-wheeled vehicle! I just need to be able to relax more to enjoy our pleasure drives I guess than I could on a bike. No offence to motorcycle riders, I guess I’d just rather be able to enjoy the scenery more than I found I could on a bike! Cars seem to drive themselves half the time and with bikes the rider has to concentrate more on every little pebble on the road! That is not to say that I’m not paying attention when behind the wheel of a car but you got to admit one can relax more when not having to balance on only two wheels!

Guess that’s about all for this week folks!
Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!

Bye for now… Greg

PS: Something To Think About>
Life is simpler when you plough around the stumps!
    
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Have a good one..
the doug
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