The Squamidian Report – Jan. 30 / 16
 
Issue #714

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The Ontarion

Hi All,

Turns out having to go to the airport late on a Sunday evening is a bit easier than the other days of the week due to the slightly less amount of traffic congestion in the city. Thats a good thing because thats when I needed to go in order to pick 'The Wife' up. She flew home from her two weeks back east. Willow comes along on the drives for pickup and drop-off. She tends to not like the drop-off events because that means someone is leaving but she does like the pickup ones. And this time was no exception. As we get near the airport she tends to get quiet excited. Anyway, once 'The Wife' was at the car and Willow calmed down a bit we headed for home. Willow was not done celebrating yet. One of her squeaky toys was on the floor of the back seat. She found it and proceed to squeak it purposefully for quite a while, kind of the way people blow those party horns at parties. Dogs need to express themselves too you know.

The morning after she ('The Wife') got home we found ourselves up on the trail at the top of the gondola, the one we normally walk. Some of you have walked there too. As we enjoyed the view from the overlook platform the big yellow search and rescue plane from CFB Comox did a fly-by. I've written about those airplanes doing training maneuvers in our valley before. They tend to fly low and slow as they pass overhead. Only this time because of where we were, the plane was not overhead, it was way below us. That was an interesting perspective, looking down on the Aurora as it flew by. On that same walk we ran into someone whom we had thought might be dead. I know, that sounds a bit morbid but heres what happened. Being regulars up there, we tend to bump into the other regulars, regularly. There was one guy who we would bump into and chat with a couple of times a week on an ongoing basis but we never actually leaned his name. He always carried a camera, had a back pack with him and liked to hike up some of the more difficult trails alone. Well, the last time we saw him was in early October, just about the same time we heard that one of the regular visitors had died on one of the back country rugged trails. No one seemed to know his name but he had a camera and back pack with him. The authorities dealt with removing him and informing family etc but no one we knew seemed to know just who it had been. And as I said, we had not seen our friend since then and we were aware that he did have some health issues which was why he hiked a lot, an attempt to get his health under control. We had wondered if it was him many times and had discussed it with other regulars we would run into. No one seemed to know.

Well, just as the Aurora S&R plane was flying by below us, the guy we had thought might be the one who had expired came walking up the trail. I don't think he could understand the looks on our faces as we greeted him. I even poked him with my finger to see if he was 'solid'. We explained the whole thing to him and he explained that he had spent the last couple of months visiting family over on the Island. All is well that ends well. One lesson we will take away from that is that should we (being the people who go there the most) ever decide to go on vacation or a nice long road trip we will let other regulars as well as the gondola staff know our plans. No point in having them worry needlessly about us, especially since they simply assume we will be dropping by almost every day.
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And speaking of planning, as you know, I've taken measures to protect my intellectual property every time I write a piece of music. But I've sometimes wondered if the measures I've been taking are the correct ones, files and copies sealed in a registered envelope. I had discussed it with Lorne on occasion and figured I was on the right track. After our last discussion I did a Google search on the subject to see what info would come up. Turns out I have been doing it right. There are companies out there that will do it for you and store your information, all for a fee, but the basic idea is the same. Sealed and dated in a way that would satisfy a court. Thats all it takes to prove ownership and once a creation or composition or whatever has been recorded on some sort of medium such as paper or tape or CD,  and dated, you have ownership. You own the copyright to it. Should some lowlife copy your creation and try to pass it off as their own, the legal system looks at who can prove it was in their possession first. Thus, the dated sealed envelope. Its that provable date that is so important. Registered mail is best because registering a letter through the post office leaves a dated, traceable trail. An interesting side to this; ownership of music, or poetry or whatever extends for 50 years past the death of the owner of the item in question unless they have sold those rights away.

Should a piece of music ever be 'stolen', it is up to the owner to prove that it is theirs and thats where it would get complicated because you'd need a lawyer and all that kind of thing. Thats the kind of bridge you'd cross should it become necessary. I doubt I have much to worry about regarding my own material but like I've said before, I've taken the correct steps to protect my property. If I needed to prove it was mine as of a given date, I can. And should anyone actually just want to 'do' any of my numbers for their own fun, all they would need is my permission. Just like I'd need theirs to 'do' their compositions. Thats makes sense. Of course any of us who play an instrument and/or sing other people's material are technically violating their copyright. As long as we simply do it in private there isn't likely to be any issue. Should we perform someone else's material for profit we do run the risk of 'getting caught'.

And speaking of my intellectual property, remember how I ran out of time trying to get that third song I'd been working on finished and recorded before 'The Wife' came home? Well, I actually did have last Saturday to work on it, and I did get it finished. Just not in time for last week's Squid. So, contact me for the link to the song. Enjoy.
'Well, Hey There'

doug
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!
     Well, it looks like we’re about to end this winter with a mild spell! We’ve had a very bearable winter so far and with this current mild spell, I for one have actually enjoyed this year’s cold season. I’ve only had to use the snow blower a few times and I’m grateful for that. Just means that it’s going to last another year longer than it might have if I’d had to work the heck out of it this year again. I’m hoping my TORO is going to last another 20 years or more!

It seams there’s always something to be done when you’re a home owner and not having to clear as much snow as other years is a bonus indeed! Mind you, I’ve been out quite a few times to clear the snow but most times there hasn’t been enough snow to warrant using the blower. Just a quick shovel of the drive and walkway when there’s only an inch or so is a gentle workout when Mother Nature has seen fit to be nice! There is always something to be done around one’s home when you’re they type of person that likes to keep their home in good shape. Carole and I have always taken pride in the condition of our home and of course the same goes for the outside grounds and gardens.  We’ve done everything from our own maintenance and renovations of the homes we’ve owned to the entire construction of one of our own homes at one point. That was the biggest job we’ve tackled, sitting down at the kitchen table and drawing up our own set of plans for our dream home and seeing it through from the basic drawings to the total general contracting of the construction of the home. Of course it included shopping for and purchasing a lot on which to build the house. I looked after hiring everyone from the excavators for the foundation to each one of the trades that it took to complete the job. Of course I spent hundreds of hours either assisting each individual tradesperson or persons in their part of the construction to actually doing lots of the work on the house myself. Carole also worked with along with me doing whatever needed to be done by us as the homeowners during the construction. It was indeed a very interesting but taxing job to look after such a monstrous task as building one’s own house. It was fun as well as a great learning experience. Having worked in the Refrigeration and Air Conditioning/Heating trade for many years I had been fortunate enough to become acquainted with many different trades persons. I of course made full use of my contacts in the trades in order to build the house and the end result was amazing! We lived in that house for 8 years and finally decided that we’d like once again to live in the city. We had built it in Linwood and eventually tired of the drive every day to and from Kitchener for work and shopping purposes so we put it up for sale and purchased our present home in Forrest Heights section of Kitchener. We have never regretted either the building of our home in Linwood or the purchase and move to the home we are now in here in Kitchener. It’s all been fun but as we age, we have gotten to appreciate the fact that our present home is finished the way we like it and will likely stay here until we decide to make one final move to a smaller home with less work to maintain. You never know but some day we may just buy a condo or something like many older people do when they have had enough of individual single home ownership. Until then, life in our home goes on!

     After so many changes and renovations to the homes we’ve owned over the 43 years we’ve been together we are still not finished making changes to the one we live in. About 6 years ago as Carole likes to remind me, she asked that I remove the wall in our front hallway that divided the foyer from the living room. When we moved into this house, the previous owner had taken it upon himself to make 6’ x 4’ hole in the top half of that same wall so you could see through from the foyer into the living room. Carole decided after a few years of living in this house that the rest of that wall should come out so the main floor would be more of an open style that is all the rage these days. I of course having had enough of renovations and building over the years resisted somewhat as I figured the wall with the opening in it was “open concept” enough! After putting her request off for a while (6 years as she likes to remind me) I finally relented and a few weeks ago I enlisted Adam’s help and we tore the remainder of the wall out. I needed Adam’s assistance to sort out the wiring that was within the lower wall. There was a receptacle on either side of the short wall as well as a switch on the Living Room side that operated the living room receptacle. It helps for sure to have an electrician for a son! Once he had sorted out the location of the wiring we opened up the wall and removed the wiring. The receptacle on the hallway side was eliminated and the one with the switch was moved closer to the front wall of the house but still in the part of the wall that was facing the living room.

Now when you walk in the front door, there is only a 4’ long wall to your left that still defines the living room. Then the rest of that wall is no longer there. After the short wall was gone I spent some time tossing ideas around as to how to patch the strip in the hardwood floor that was missing between the hall and the living room. Carole suggested I try to patch it with some of the hardwood we had left over from the new oak floors we had installed on the entire second floor about 6 or 7 years ago. I sorted through some of the flooring I had stored out in the garage and came up with a near perfect match to fill the space in the floor. It worked out just great! There had been a cold air return vent on the living room side of the wall that was removed. I then had hole into the return air ductwork in the floor. There had to be something done to facilitate leaving that air vent useable. I went looking at the various home improvement stores in town to try to find a long floor vent to cover the hole but that wouldn’t look out of place. I realized that the hole in the floor was divided by one of the basement ceiling rafters but both sides of the hole accessed the same return air duct. So, I figured since I couldn’t find a 30” long flat fancy return air grill, that I would use two vents with a piece of flooring between the grates. This would look attractive and also save me having a custom made grill. That solved the problem of the floor grills and having purchased also a smaller hot air grill to of the same design to fill the heat vent across the hall from the living room, it all worked out just fine. The next problem I had was a pillar that was made by the original framers of the house that held up the beam that ran from the front wall of the house to the rear wall of the living room. The beam was essentially the upper 15” of the wall I had removed. The post was about 4’ from the rear wall of the living room and had been the left side of the living room doorway. It was made up of four 2x4’s nailed together by the framers and it extended all the way from the basement floor right through to the attic. I had to leave it there when I removed the wall so now it was an eyesore that had to be dealt with! Well, in our travels in search for the floor vents, I had an opportunity to look through a place called “Timeless Materials”. It is a company owned by the Kieswetter family and it’s in a huge barn located up on Northfield Dr in Waterloo. They tear down old buildings and keep whatever materials are still usable in this barn. They resell the materials and make a pretty good living do it I’m sure! Anyway, I had an idea that I might find an old pillar or column in their stock that perhaps I could split in half and place over the 2x4 post that remained in our hallway as a supporting post! I went up to Kieswetter’s and talked to one of their people and asked if they had such an item. The young fellow that helped me said he had just the item I needed. He took me up to the second floor of the barn where the had about two dozen old pillars standing in a corner. I looked at the selection and found two large columns. They were a pair but he said he would sell me one if I wanted it. We laid it on the floor and I measured the size of the inside opening of the pillar. It was one inch larger than the diameter of the post I had to cover so it looked like it would do the trick. I asked the history of the item and he told me they pillars were from a 150 year old homestead they had demolished hear Mount Forest Ontario. The bottom foot of the one pillar was rotted off from being exposed to the weather. I guess they were standing on the front porch of the mansion they were originally from. I measured the length of the remainder of the column an there was plenty of length left to accomplish what I wanted to do with it. I looked at the price and it was marked $350.00 per post. I asked if he would do any better on the price and he said, “How’s $250.00?” I said I’d be willing to go $200.00 and he agreed too take my offer. I was totally elated since the newly manufactured ones we’d priced at the building supply places were all around the $500.00 + mark and were made of aluminum or fiberglass and didn’t have anywhere near the character this one had! I loaded it into the Jeep with all the seats down and it just fit! I got it home and set in the garage since it was too long to take downstairs to my workshop.

Carole was a little shocked at the size of it but agreed it would look great once it was cleaned up and in place as well as repainted! She was also thrilled just as I was that it was a very old original column and that we would have something very unique in our home! I spent the next day cleaning it up and sanding off the old paint etc that had made it look a little rough. Once that was finished, Adam came over and he and I spent a couple of days measuring and cutting the pillar to fit our needs. We first cut it to fit from floor to ceiling in the hallway. We even cut a notch out of the top of it so it would fit up both sides of the beam to the ceiling once in place. Then we sliced it right down the middle so we could sandwich it over the 2x4 post that actually holds up the beam. With a few dowels in place to help us line up the halves of the column, we took it inside the house and set it in place on the base I had prepared for the bottom. With a little wiggling and a bit of chiseling here and there we were able to fit it perfectly in place. Once we had it in place, we separated it once again and applied some carpenter’s glue and clamped it back together with four straps that we tightened around the pillar. After leaving it to dry for a couple of days, I removed the straps today and of course the glue is holding my column perfectly in place. It looks like we removed a wall and uncovered an original treasure that now holds up the upper floor of the house!
SO, once again another project is completed and all is well in the Payne household once again!
Carole will be painting it and caulking the edges in the next few days and the column and hallway will be back in perfect form!
Live goes on and so do the projects that come with home ownership!

That’s all for this week folks!
Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!

Bye for now … Greg

PS: Something To Think About>
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad!
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Have a good one..
the doug
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