The Squamidian Report – Dec. 3 / 16
 
Issue #758

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The Ontarion

Hi All,

There were reassurance messages on social media this week telling people not to worry about the bright yellow round object that was visible in the sky several times, for a few minutes at a time, early one morning. Apparently its a normal occurrence in some parts of the world. Apparently it is the source of warmth and light. Some people with long memories actually claimed to remember it. But alas after being visible just long enough to get some people excited and others concerned, it disappeared again, hidden by the heavy dark overcast that so many have come to see as comforting and reliable. That bright object was, and assumably still is, a star. A star that is close enough and bright enough to be seeable during daylight hours should the ever present overcast part long enough. Old stories passed down through the generations often refer to it as 'the Sun'.

Did you know that our Earth orbits around that star? Of course you did. For whatever reason it seems to take exactly one year to make one full orbit which is very convenient when you think about it. Imagine, our year coinciding with the time it takes to orbit our local star. Amazing coincident. Another amazing coincident is that meteors that make it though our atmosphere always seem to land in crater holes. Its a fascinating world. And did you know that our Sun orbits around the core of our Galaxy at a speed of about 100,000 km per hour? The whole galaxy rotates but at different rates as you move further out from the center. By the time you get to where we are the orbit takes somewhere between 225 and 250 million years to do that one orbit. If that solar year were represented by 1 hour, the version of us that can be recognized as 'human' would have been in existence for about a 1 minute. Makes one feel pretty insignificant.

But the big news this week is that the gondola has reopened as of this past Thursday, Dec 1. (Could someone please tell me how its December again already). It had been closed since the first week of November for its annual maintenance. And a lot of the rain we have been having down here has been snow up there. So, we got there just after the lift started up and up we went, snowshoes in hand. There is several feet of snow at the top and on the trails and our intention was to head out for our usual walk along the Panorama, which we did. Its a winter wonderland but there was a bit of a problem. Someone had walked that trail a few days earlier, wearing just boots and not snowshoes. There were lots of people up there each day working at the various projects that must be done during the closer. Anyway, the someone obviously sunk in to the deep snow and left holes everywhere they stepped. Those holes then froze and left ice holes all over the place that made footing difficult. We persevered and did the loop. Scenery was fantastic. Got back to the lodge pretty tired as we aren't used to that kind of slugging. Ran into some friends of ours inside, another set of 'regulars' and enjoyed a coffee while we sat and chatted. Thats a pretty cool place to sit and have a coffee with the Sound way below and the mountain tops way above us. Yes, its a hard life.

And then there was one day this week where we had a chance to do a dump run. There always seems to be something that needs to be disposed of and once in a while those somethings start to pile up, making it worthwhile to load the stuff into the back of the truck and run it out to the dump. Thats what we did. The dump is out toward the north west end of the valley and that meant one of our choices to get there and back puts us along the river and right past the eagle viewing area so we pulled over and walked up onto the dyke along the river. Its actually a very scenic place with the river running down out of the Upper Squamish Valley between the mountains and Garibaldi taking up a good chunk of the sky to the north east, and the rest of the mountains all around. This area is perhaps 8 kilometers or so up stream from where the river empties into the Sound. Its the eagle viewing place because eagles tend to congregate there to munch on the salmon that have expired during or after spawning. There were about 30 of the big birds hanging around, some up in the trees on the other side of the river, some down by the river squabbling over a fish, and others perched on a log jam. There was a seal working the river as well, as they often do. Its all good.

doug
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!

     Here we are on the first weekend of December and still no snow! I guess it’ll come to pass shortly that we’ll be up to our butts in the white stuff but I’d rather not have that happen this early in the winter. It’d be nice to have it hold off until a day or two before Christmas wouldn’t it? LOL! Speaking of Christmas, I erected our “pre-lit” Christmas tree the other day and Carole always likes to decorate it once it’s sitting in its place in the living room. Over the years we’ve collected quite a few special tree ornaments and she likes to be the one who places them in their designated spots. Not being any sort of an artsie person, I’d likely not do anywhere near as lovely a job on the tree as she does every year. When Adam was at home and of course younger than he is now he used to help his mother decorate the tree every year and I had the job of watching and making the hot chocolate during the project. I don’t recall ever having a real tree during our marriage. I guess it was just easier and less messy to have a manufactured tree. I think Carole and I purchased our first Christmas tree across the street from our first apartment. We lived on the tenth floor of the high-rise apartment directly behind the Beer Store on the corner of Weber St and Lincoln Rd in Waterloo. Our apartment was located on the northwest corner of the building and it overlooked the “Towers” plaza that faced Bridgeport Rd. We found it quite convenient to do a lot of shopping at that plaza. There was a Zehr’s Store for our grocery shopping and almost anything else we needed was available at Towers huge department store at the other end of the plaza. We were married on January 19, 1973 and I believe we purchased that first tree on sale after the Christmas of December 1972 before our marriage. Of course we didn’t need a tree until a year later but who can pass up a deal?

I could be wrong here but I do believe we didn’t celebrate our first Christmas until we were in our third residence which happened to be an apartment we rented after buying and selling our first house mid way through our first year of marriage. We had purchased a semi-detached bungalow during the late summer of ’73 and lived in it for only 8 weeks before our real estate agent called one day to say he had a couple that was interested in buying our house at a good profit! We talked his proposal over and made the decision that same afternoon to entertain the couple’s offer to purchase. The deal was made that evening and we had to be out of our house by the end of that month. Talk about a quick sale! We rented a two-bedroom apartment in Lakeshore district of Waterloo and there we celebrated our first married Christmas! So before we even had that Tower’s special tree out of the box, it had occupied a space in three of our residences! Finally, we got to put that lovely tree up for the first time and it stood in a place of honour right in front of the main living room picture window of that little apartment on Silverbirch Rd. We graduated from that tree that was nothing but a 5 foot broom handle with holes drilled into it that required us to stick the individual branches in order of size into the wholes every time we put it up to what was a great advancement about 20 years later to a tree that already had the branches wired to the trunk. That second tree was made of three sections of wooden pole that once screwed together stood about 6 feet tall and then the branches had to be bent down from pointing toward the top of the tree into a position that resembled the branches of a real tree. This was an improvement but was still a pain in the butt to adjust each branch and twig to resemble a full tree. That tree again lasted us another 20 years.

By the time it was 20 years old, it was sadly losing tons of bristles every time it was erected or disassembled so after the Christmas of 2013, we decided to donate it in it’s original box to the Salvation Army and go shopping for a new and updated model. We were out shopping about three weeks after that Christmas and decided to take a look at the new Wal Mart that had just been built near the St Jacob’s Farmer’s Market. As we toured the store, Carole noticed the big sale that was on regarding the left over Christmas decorations. We walked the isles looking at ornaments, as we rounded the corner to the next isle; she noticed a lovely “pre-lit” tree on the top shelf of the rack. We both remarked how real it looked and of course how expensive it must be. We had seen others at the local nursery that were on sale for a couple of hundred dollars and more and figured this one was on a par with them! I checked the code number and found one still in the box that was marked pricewise at an amazing $69.00! WOW! What a bargain so we decided to grab ourselves a new tree! It was after Christmas so of course we had to wait until the following Christmas to even open the box. This year is our third year with this beautiful tree and it literally takes me only 5 minutes to erect what turned out to be a perfectly shaped and lit tree! No messing with strings of lights, no bulbs to replace every year after spending hours searching the string to find the defective one and no mess of needles off the wire branches to clean up after the tree is back in it’s storage bag! I hope to be writing my Ontarion about this same tree another 20 or more years from now and I also hope that my same fellow Squamidian members are around to read what I write! LOL! Good Luck on that one eh?  Hahhahahaaa…

After all this Christmas talk, it makes me want to get out and do my Christmas shopping! When one makes a point of getting out as early as a few weeks before the occasion itself it’s much more enjoyable than having to shop during that last few days when the malls and stores are filled with last minute shoppers that have no time to be polite or show patience to others who are in the same rush! When you can take your time and walk leisurely through each store and actually think about a meaningful gift for your loved ones it always makes for a good afternoon or evening out. I think when people are in a rush and really haven’t taken the time to think ahead about what they want to purchase they get grumpy and consequently become rude and impatient! This makes for a poopy experience for all involved and usually ends up with just grabbing almost anything to give, just to make do! That sort of shopping is so insincere and makes for less enjoyable occasion on the dawn of Christmas Day. I think people can tell when you have actually put a good deal of thought and care into what you’ve decided to give them and when it comes across as “Special” it’s much more heartwarming in both directions! I don’t know of anyone that simply wants a pile of stuff for the sake of “Getting Loads” over receiving one thoughtful and meaningful gift from a loved one! So this year while there’s still time left to do so, get out early to do you shopping and make meaningful decisions that can last a lifetime!

That’s all for this week folks!
Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!

Bye for now … Greg

PS: Something To Think About>
Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight. 
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Have a good one..
the doug
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