The Squamidian Report – Oct. 31 / 15
 
Issue #701

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The Ontarion

Hi All,

Firstly I'd like to thank everyone who sent in an article for last week's 700th. Very nice, it was appreciated.

Many of you knew, and I guess some didn't know, that Lorne, Cindy, and Gale were out here for a visit, eight full days plus the remains of the day they got here and the beginning of the day they left. Boy, they sure kept us busy. I don't think we got through half the things on their list of 'things they wanted to do' before time ran out. We did manage to take them to Horseshoe Bay to sit in on one of my motorcycle group get-togethers, and we took them to Porteau Cove where they could walk out onto the old dock. We managed to do breakfast in Whistler, wander through the Native museum, and then tour up through Pemberton and on up the Pemberton Valley. We did a nice drive up to the Ashlue bridge in the upper Squamish Valley, along the river as it winds through the mountains. And watched seals hunt salmon and play in the current of the river down by the eagle viewing place. And, and this is a big AND, they were up the gondola 8 times. They walked the suspension bridge a couple of times and even walked the Panorama Ridge trail twice. That trail is 1.6km long and takes you out to the lookout deck that overlooks the Chief as you walk through high ridge trees, moss, rocks and views.

As well, they were able to watch the conjunction of Venus, Jupiter and Mars in crystal clear pre-dawn skies on several mornings as well as watching the full moon both set and rise on the same day. It set over the western mountains in the morning and then rose in the east after dark that evening. There was also a couple of evenings they watched the ISS pass overhead. On one of the passes we had some broken cloud cover to make it more interesting as well as the 'almost' full moon. The ISS passed right in front of that moon, from our perspective of course.

We all lucked out with the weather. With the exception of their last full day here it was quite nice, always changing giving always changing vistas. Last day was rainy but we still managed to spend time at the upper lodge, just simply enjoying the location and feel. Kyra was here for the first few days of their visit due to the fact that her sister was being born ahead of time. That went just fine, Kyra has no problem at all with strangers and face it, they don't come much stranger. Willow likes get-togethers as well so a good time was had by all.

doug
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!
It’s Halloween and I’m sure there will be lots of tummy aches by Sunday afternoon! It used to be a lot of fun when we were kids and also when our son was a “Trick or Treater”. We walked around with him when he was little and as he aged, we allowed him to walk the neighbourhood with his friends. We used to put a tombstone I made on the front lawn along with an old furnace fan that blew out under the partially opened garage door with black strips of plastic garbage bags taped to the fan to reach out like spooky witch fingers at the kids as they walked up to our door. We also had my old reel to reel tape recorder playing with spooky screams and howls that we had spent several nights recording in our kitchen. It was loads of fun and the kids loved it. Of course now there are people that go all out on Halloween with a full graveyard etc in their front yards and they even make the evening news. Oh well, nobody has yet to match the saying on my tombstone even if I do say so myself. I was tired of kids coming to the door and being rude enough not to even say thank you for the candy handouts so, I put the following inscription on the 3 foot high tombstone: “Here lies the body of a neighbourhood kid who should have smiled and said “Thank You” but never did!” MooooHooHaaaaaa…….!
That’s my bit about this evening’s special occasion for 2015!
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Next Edition of Our Trip To Europe.

If I recall correctly, we were just taking off from Belfast last week for the next leg of the trip and landing in Paris!

On the day we landed in Paris the weather was once again perfect, sunny and 16c. The flight was only about an hour and a half long and we only encountered a few cloudy areas along the way. It was pretty cool to see the coast of England both on the west and then the east coast as well as the beaches of France as we approached Paris. Our landing at Charles De Gaulle Airport was a tad scary as the pilot, as I figured it, came in for the landing on a bit of an angle to the runway and the plane jerked and bounced a little as it straightened out in line with the runway center line. Of course that only took about 5 seconds and all was back to normal. I guess he was thinking of something else as the plane touched down but he managed to get it righted in short order. The ride from the airport to our hotel in central Paris was almost an hour long as the airport is a fair distance from the outskirts of Paris. As we rode through the countryside and then made our way into urban Paris, we noticed that the roadsides became more and more littered with garbage and loose papers etc. We even noticed old mattresses on the roadside and began to wonder what sort of mess Paris would be once we got to the city center. However, we overlooked that aspect of it once we reached our beautiful hotel right in the heart of Paris. The streets of Paris became narrower and narrower as we got into the older part of the city. We checked into the hotel and were pleasantly surprised to find that our hotel room on the second floor was decorated with amazing antique French furniture. Not knowing the correct era to describe the furnishings, I’ll just say that there were chairs, a desk and two large beds that looked like something out of a room in a French Palace in the 16th century. It was amazing and the rooms in the old hotel had 16 foot ceilings with lovely satin and brocade style drapes on the almost floor to ceiling windows that opened to a “Juliet” balcony. The window overlooked an alley at the back of the hotel but even the view of the old surrounding buildings was amazing. The architecture in Paris is incredible! When we walked down the street only a block or two to find a place to eat some supper, we were mesmerized by the surrounding buildings. As I mentioned, the streets of Paris are very narrow and there is parking on both sides of all streets unless posted otherwise. This makes it very crowed indeed for the traffic that flows in both directions on most streets. The sidewalks are also very narrow and to pass someone approaching from in front of you, you must turn sideways as you pass each other. Otherwise, one of you would have to step off the curb to allow the other by! It’s quite inconvenient when you are walking with someone else in a group. At most two of us could walk abreast and the third one of us had to either lead the way or walk behind, it was a pain in the neck, especially if you were trying to carry on a conversation while walking. Oh well, we soon got used to the pedestrian situation and for most of the week we spent in Paris we walked everywhere we went. When Carole and Adam were planning the trip, they picked a hotel that was central to most of the attractions we were interested in seeing in Paris. We were able to walk to most of our destinations in less than 45 minutes. The Eiffel Tower was only a 20-minute walk from our quarters and we chose that site as our first choice tourist stop. After having supper at a corner café that first evening we returned to our room and decided to turn in early. We had had a long day and even a two-hour flight is a tiring event, especially with all of the luggage we were hauling along with us. We had one large suitcase each, one good sized carryon each and Carole had a fairly large shoulder purse that was specially designed to prevent any would be thief from cutting the shoulder strap or electronically copying our VISA or other valuable information. That bag itself was quite a weight with all the personal items we needed to have with us everywhere we went. So, just lugging all these cases and bags was quite a chore. Of course once we were settled in the hotel, we only had to carry the security bag and our wallets and passports with us to the various tourist spots. The bag weighed at least 6 or 7 pounds so Carole and I took turns slinging it over our shoulders during our walks.

The first full day in Paris was again lovely weather-wise and to walk to the Eiffel Tower was a good choice. We set out around 10 am after enjoying a good breakfast at the hotel. I have to tell you that there are very few long distance views in Paris unless you are looking down a long street or viewing from an elevated building or structure. The streets in the heart of Paris are as I said earlier very narrow and the buildings on either side are characteristically built right on the edge of the sidewalks and are all multi stories. They are four stories or taller on most streets so for the most part, you are able to see the buildings and the narrow strip of sky above! These buildings are very old and the first floors are taken up by small commercial businesses with the upper floors containing apartments. There are very few grassy areas in Paris unless you are in a park. To find a home with a lawn one would have to venture to the extreme outskirts of the city and even then, the homes are so old that they are sitting on very small lots. Almost all of the apartments have “Juliet” balconies and with no green areas, the residents’ plant beautiful flowers in window boxes of thief balconies to dress up their homes. We were only treated to green areas when walking through or passing parks along the Seine River. We walked that first day to the Eiffel Tower but without realizing we could take a more direct route, we walked about five huge blocks north from our hotel until we came to the River Seine and from the wall along the river we could see the Eiffel Tower. We enjoyed the walk very much and it gave us a chance to enjoy great views of the river and it’s many sight seeing boats. There are also many bridges that cross from south to north along the river and some are decorated with amazing beautiful statues and concrete or marble carvings. Some of these statues are even totally covered in bright shiny gold leaf! It’s amazing to see that the gold leaf has stood the test of time and makes the statues and rooftops of many of the buildings look like they are actually covered in real gold, gleaming in the bright sunshine!

I expected to see people chipping chunks off the statues to line their pockets with gold! LOL! We walked to the east along the river until we came to a side street one block before the Eiffel Tower park and decided to walk down that street and see if there were any cafés or interesting shops in which we could have a tea and a snack or do a little shopping. Carole was interested in finding little out of the way ladies clothing shops so she could do her “shopping in Paris” thing! We did find an interesting souvenir shop and bought a few trinkets. We looked from the front door of that shop to the east and the Tower loomed magnificently at the end of the short street that stretched out in front of us. What an incredible sight to behold! We walked up that street to the base of the Eiffel Tower and stood staring in awe at the size and intricacies of the metal monolith before us! It is truly the most impressive structure I’ve ever seen and it literally made my knees week to stand at the bottom and look skyward to see the top! We decided to walk down the huge grassy parkway that stretches out from the base of the tower so we could have a look at the entirety of what was confronting us. We walked about a hundred and fifty yards down the parkway and turned back to see what was truly incredible. Adam took many great pictures of the tower as well as ones of both Carole and I standing with the tower in the background. I took a few pics with his camera of him in that same position so he’d also have a record of being there. It was cool indeed to actually be standing within sight of one of the world’s most impressive structures. We wanted to be sure that the pictures we brought home were plentiful so we had well posed ones to frame for posterity.

I’ll post some of the pictures at the end of this series of Ontarions so you can all have a look at our vacation of a lifetime!
The lineups to go up the tower were not as long as we expected so Adam and Carole both decided to go to the top. Although I have spent 30 years climbing precarious ladders and structures I was a tad reluctant to take on the ascent to the top of the tower. I said I’d just wait for them at the base. After a little coaxing from them and some lunch at the base café, I decided I’d give it a go! After all, I’ll likely never get the chance to do this again! We bought our tickets and you had the choice of either ascending to the second level or to do both, ascend to the second level and walk around to see the sights as well as take the angular elevator to the “Summit” of the tower. We chose to do both and were totally amazed at the experience! The second level was much higher off the base than we realized but the addition of the trip to the very top of the Eiffel Tower was indeed breathtaking! Upon arrival at the top of the tower, you could also climb a set of iron stairs to the very pinnacle of the structure. We did so and stood for the better part of an hour just taking photographs of each other as well as of the incredible beauty of the city of Paris! What struck us was the fact that most of the buildings in Paris are “off white” in colour and have metal roofs, some of which are once again covered in gold leaf. These are for the most part, government buildings that get the gold treatment. The white buildings of the city make what is essentially a dirty big city, look very clean from that elevation.

The city of Paris is huge and has a population of I believe about five million people! It’s crowded to walk around the streets and it’s even more crowded when you visit an historical site such as the Eiffel Tower. I hadn’t realized that the Eiffel Tower was named after its designer/builder. He even had an office at the summit of the tower and they have preserved it as it was when the tower was completed. You can’t enter the office but you can view the office from the deck surrounding the top of the tower through a set of windows. They even have mannequins dressed in period clothing that represent Mr Eiffel and his wife as well as his secretary and his engineering assistant in the office. It’s a true look into the history of the Eiffel Tower.

We enjoyed our visit to the Tower and once back on the ground took a leisurely stroll back along the River Seine taking in the sights of Paris. There were many pedi-cabs with their drivers begging you to let them pedal you along the rivers edge. We turned down their invitations as we were enjoying our walk in this historic setting. We checked out the large low barge style riverboats that take tourists up and down the river pointing out the sites of Paris. They were very crowed and of course commercial. Having had enough of crowds for that day we decided not to take the cruise but to find the interesting sites for ourselves over the next five days we’d be in “The City of Light”. We happened upon a quaint sidewalk café that Paris is so famous for and totally filled with I might add. We stopped for dinner at that corner sidewalk spot and had an amazing meal. Carole pointed out that we couldn’t leave Paris without trying the “Escargot” in the city that originated such a delicacy. So, we treated ourselves to “Escargot” and a lovely dinner but since the weather was cooling off, we decided to sit inside at a window seat rather than on the sidewalk of the café beside propane heaters glowing in the evening light. The meal was very enjoyable but we all agreed that we prefer the Escargot dish that Carole has perfected at home. After our dinner we made our way back to the hotel under the moonlit sky of one of the most romantic cities in the world. The hotel room was inviting and a welcoming rest stop after a very busy day. I suggested that we might have taken the time after dark to go back to within eyesight of the Eiffel Tower to see what it looked like with it’s lights on! Carole said she’d prefer to just stay in for the evening but Adam and I could go if we wanted. We decided to take a walk to a park nearby that afforded a good view of the Tower and check it out. We walked the shorter route to the Military Veterans Hospital about half way between our hotel and the tower and just take a look at it from that vantage point. Once we arrived at the Hospital site, we sat on the stonewall surrounding it and looked at the tower. It had a couple of huge spotlights that rotated around the summit of the tower shining into the dark sky above Paris. After about twenty minutes, the entire tower lit up from top to bottom with thousands of bright white twinkling lights! They twinkled in the night and made a very enchanting sight that lasted for about five minutes. They would then stop twinkling for five minutes and then light up once again for the same period. This I imagine would have gone on all night but after watching for about half an hour and taking another few dozen pictures we decided to call it a night. We returned to the hotel and by about 10pm we were all out like the lights on the tower come dawn!

I am going to stop at this point and will continue the tour de Paris next week in The Ontarion Report!
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Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next time!

Bye for now … Greg

PS: Something To Think About>
“Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they’re sexy!”
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Have a good one..
the doug
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