The Squamidian Report – May 16 / 15
 
Issue #677

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The Ontarion

Hi All,

One morning this past week I was listening in on a conversation that was taking place between the two other passengers in the gondola as we rode up to the top. These other passenger were natives. One was a local and the other was visiting from some other area. The local was narrating some of the local native history to the visitor. He pointed out the waters just off from Watt's Point. This was apparently where the natives of two hundred years ago met George Vancouver as he sailed up what would become Howe Sound. Then,  he pointed out a section of forest on the far side of the Sound, below and slightly north of Castle Rock. This is where the remains of an ancient cedar canoe is supposed to be. I had heard stories about an ancient canoe that was in the forest somewhere but didn't know if they were true or not. Apparently they are. According to this person the canoe, or the remains of the canoe, have been there for hundreds of years. The canoe had already been there when a long gone native village sat just below the site and along the west bank of the river. This part of the story puzzles me a bit because the current location of the river is actually quite new, and the land that the entire Squamish town site sits on didn't exist two centuries ago. Just one century ago only about half of what is now the waterfront area existed. The entire waterfront has been and is being built up by sediments carried down the river. It grows by about twelve feet per year. Therefore, a hundred years ago the waterfront was twelve hundred feet north of where it is now, and so on. The native village would have to have been a kilometer further inland than what the story teller was indicating. However, I'm not trying to punch holes in his story. In fact, I would imaging the location of the canoe and even the old village are a secret, only known to certain local natives, not shared with anyone else including the people who would like to study these things. I have no doubt the village existed, and that the canoe exists, and I have no doubt that anyone with knowledge of them would tell stories that were sufficiently ambiguous as to make the actual locations impossible to pin down. And thats cool and understandable. If the true location were to become known, all the morons, jerks and idiots would be out there trying to find and carry away souvenirs. Perhaps there was some secret meaning in his words that were meant to inform the other person while keeping me in the dark. That would be cool too.

The other person, the visiting native, a woman about 50 or so, was here to see the gondola and enjoy the view of the surrounding area, and then hook up with some other native women and head off into the forest to harvest cedar bark strips for ceremonial purposes. Based on their conversation I assume they would be crafting various items from the bark. Anyway, it was an interesting ride up.

Oh, 'The Wife's' car has been repaired and is back, with a nice new front end. It looks just like new. There was one small hitch which I discovered. The headlights either had not been aimed or had been aimed wrong. They had replaced one of the headlight assemblies so who knows. Anyway, had it not been for the fact that we realized we were out of milk (an important item when Kyra is here), it could well have been months before the car was driven in the dark and therefore months before we noticed. It stays light quite late this time of year and will continue to do so until fall. So, I headed down to the grocer store in the car. I couldn't see much further than the nose of the car, the lights were pointing down, leaving the road ahead in total darkness. Thats not at all a good thing. So, I stopped in at the auto body place the next day and they pulled the car in and fixed up the aiming issue. All is now as it should be.

One more thing.... today is the 1st anniversary of the gondola. One year ago today they held their grand opening. We've made good use of that place during the past year, an obvious statement given the number of times we've been up there.

doug
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello Everyone!

Well, we here in Ontario have been impatiently waiting for the onset of spring. It’s been one heck of a long winter and it just seemed to take forever for the cold weather to go away. Now, within the past two weeks, the pollen started to drift through the air and the eyes started to water and itch and the noses began to run. Last weekend, the trees  were beginning to show buds and suddenly as of Wednesday  “BANG!” the trees are in full bloom and the dust storm of pollen is settling on every vehicle and road and driveway surface in KW. I know that mother nature needs this process to bring about the beauty of spring but the least she could do is hand out pollen masks to those of us who suffer from this springtime phenomenon! The itch  and watery experience each spring is almost unbearable this year and I’m sure the pharmacies and drug manufacturers are making a virtual bundle of cash on allergy medicine sales. Oh well, it’ll all be over soon and we’ll get on with what is promising to be a beautiful summer for 2015. I’m looking forward to summer this year and hopefully it won’t be one that’s too hot and sticky to enjoy. We’ve had a few sprinkles of rain here in the KW area over the past couple of months but nothing too wet to speak of. In fact, we haven’t had much rain at all through April and May so far. They are forecasting rain this weekend. Why does it happen that mother nature waits until special occasions and long weekends to bring about the much needed downpours? The May 2-4 weekend here in Ontario is always a special one and to have it be rained out would be a shame. I remember most of the May 2-4 weekends being hot and dry when I was a youth but lately it seems to be the opposite. We’ll just have to wait and see what this weekend brings as far as weather is concerned.

Last weekend, Carole and I went out to Manheim to attend their annual garage sale. We usually don’t buy much at these sales but like to walk around and look at whatever people have to offer from their past. We looked at everything from dinnerware to jars of nuts and bolts. There were motor boats and ATV’s for sale as well as clothes and antiques of all kinds. I even looked at a John Deere Tractor (lawn sized). It was a 16hp unit that was about twenty-five years old. It had no mower deck on it but was otherwise in good shape. I asked for the price just as a man started pushing it toward his trailer. He told me he paid only $200.00 for the tractor and was intending on finding a mower deck to fit it and then he’d make some money on it in his yard sale! I guess a lot of people that shop in these sales do exactly that, buy items for resale and likely do well at their own sales. The last couple of driveway sales we’ve had here were duds when it came to making any money but they are fun to operate if the weather is nice. There’s another town wide sale coming soon in New Dundee and that’s usually an interesting one as well. I’m not sure what the date of that one is but if the weather looks good on whatever date they have it, maybe we’ll attend that one too!

This year, our lawn has been growing like crazy! I’ve cut it four times already and I’ve only had to dig out about 100 dandelions. That’s not many when you consider that the hydro right of way out back must have two million of the darned things growing on it! I hope the fertilizer I spread on our lawn will do it’s job and the weed preventer that’s mixed with it manages to keep the number of weeds to a minimum this year. I’m sure if I keep ahead of the weeds and mow the lawn faithfully we’ll have a good-looking healthy lawn all summer. I’ll just have to make sure I don’t let it get out of hand. So far the gardens are blooming and we’ve got most of the yard work completed. I still have to install the new pond pump and clean out the pond. It’s got black water in it from the rough winter and all the leaves it accumulated last fall. It’s a dirty job every spring but I’ve tried covering it over the winter with no success. I’ve found it’s just the same mess each spring no matter whether I cover it or not. Anyway, the new pump awaits being installed and since the May 2-4 weekend is the usual time for this task, I’ll just have to see how much rain happens this weekend and most likely I’ll be installing the pump later in the week! That’s an adventure I might just write about next week. That is, unless I find something a tad more interesting to write about!

Guess that’s all for this week folks!
Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!

Bye for now … Greg

PS: Something To Think About>
The world only beats a path to your door when you’re in the bathroom!
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Have a good one..
the doug
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