The Squamidian Report – May 9 / 15
 
Issue #676

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The Ontarion

Hi All,

If you've had clear late evening sky's this past week you will have been able to enjoy a rather nice display thanks to the alinement of several planets. Just before dark and if you don't have any mountains blocking your western horizon like I do here, you would have been able to see Mars, following the Sun quite closely. Then, a bit further out you would have seen Mercury. Thats a treat because her orbit is so close to the Sun that she can be very hard to see, assuming she is even seeable.

Right now, from our perspective, she's visually out fairly far and shows as a nice blueish sparkle. Then, higher up, higher than we are used to seeing her is Venus, bright as an airplane's landing light. Finally, there is Jupiter, just a bit south of straight up. Pretty cool to see so many planets all at once. Even Saturn is currently visible visible but not in the west. She will rise in the east about the same time Venus is sinking very low in the west. Can't beat that, 5 planets in the sky over the course of the late evening and early night. And if you want to get technical, there is one more visible to you that most people tend to forget about. Just look down a bit and you'll see the Earth. You are standing on it, making it easy to forget that its also a member of the group you are looking up at. Doesn't get much better than a clear night and a pair of binoculars.

Oh, 'The wife' came home. I picked her up at YVR late Thursday. Life is back to normal, well, our version of normal. The dog was happy to see her.

I did more than just star gaze while 'The Wife' was away. I try to utilize the opportunity to write a song, or if I'm really lucky, a couple of songs, when the house is quiet and there are no distractions. This time I could only manage one and it has actually taken me several weeks to write. I started jotting down ideas when I flew east in March. As I sat crammed into an overly uncomfortable airplane seat, surrounded by the rest of the lowly masses I began writing lines for a possible future song about how miserable commercial flying has become. I added to the potential lines on my way home, and then again when I flew back in April. I tend to carry a scratch pad and pen, yes I know, I'm weird.

Due to the distractions of the situation the proto-lyrics were shoved to the back burner for a while. Once 'The Wife' was away on her visit to KW, I pulled out my notes to see if there was anything usable or salvageable. I have quite often jotted down a few lines or ideas only to return to them and find nothing but gibberish or totally unusable nonsense. However, on sober second look there did seem to be something worth perusing and I began to hammer something out. Once I had some draft but workable verses I put some music to it and began to fix, refine, change and otherwise pursue the idea into a playable, singable song. Then came time to record said song. That adds a whole new level of complexity as I must then work out the arrangement, instrumentation, harmonies, how I would deal with the technical end of recording and so on. My first attempt ended with a recording that sucked big time. My timing was embarrassedly off, phrasing wasn't working out and so on. So, I did what I've done so many times before and hit the good old 'Delete' button and started over from scratch. Second time worked out much better. I've had to learn to use the new external sound card that I purchased just after recording my last number. It's technology is about 10 years newer than my old card and it handles input levels much smoother than the old card, and it works nicely with the microphones. I was also struggling a bit, as usual, with my recording software but it all came together, I guess, because I have another, finished, song under my belt.

Quite a hobby that I seem to have taken up. Firstly, Ryan had gotten me into recording a few years ago and its sure a fun and rewarding thing to do. Then, a lawyer friend of mine suggested that I try to write music. This was a couple of years ago now, just before I, well, started to write music. He had told me it was easy. Once I tried it, I told him he was a typical lawyer and was lying through is teeth. But, I've been working away at a hobby I never would have even thought of and I've now written about 20 songs. Some I've very proud of, some not so much. But even the ones that fell short of expectations have something in them, perhaps just a nice line or interesting guitar section. All have been a worth while learning experiences and each builds on the lessons from the earlier ones. And the final step in writing and recording a song is to mail a copy of all the relevant recording and music files to myself via registered mail, and file away the unopened, stamped and dated envelope as a way of proving ownership should that unlikely event ever be required. The envelope is safely filed away.

Email me for the live link to:
These Days I Really Hate To Fly


doug
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!

Well, it looks like spring has finally sprung here in KW!
We’ve been witnessing a huge burst of buds and blossoms on the trees and shrubs of our surrounding neighbourhood over the past couple of days. Only a few days ago there was scarcely a bud on any of the trees and over yesterday and today the plants and trees are just covered with nature’s beauty! Two days ago we went down to Niagara Falls and crossed the border to have a day out shopping and looking around. We were down there about two months ago and witnessed the frozen falls at Niagara and of course the entire area was as cold, dark and dreary as most of the rest of the north is in winter. This past trip two days ago was the exact opposite. The blossoms in the Niagara Region were putting the bare bones of Waterloo Region to shame! I guess Mother Nature decided to spread some of her beauty around and within a day of our visit to NY State; our area was filled with the colours and aromas of a beautiful Spring! Of course when spring springs and the sun and heat strike it’s time to get at all the tasks that are the rituals of this time of year. I’ve had the patio furniture all out and set up, the gardens raked out to clear all of last years fall droppings and decomp. Not to mention the lawns raked, cut and fertilized and cut again. It looks like I’ll have to give the lawn a third cutting already as the back grass is up to my ankles once again. The fertilizer we use is Scotts Turf Builder and man does it build the turf! LOL! I spotted one lonely dandelion on the front lawn two days ago and decided to dig it out before mowing but as you likely know, one leads to two, two leads to three and so on and so on! I opened a new big brown paper yard waste bag and before I was finished, it was full to the brim. I guess that’s just the way it goes! The fertilizer is supposed to contain a weed suppressant that will keep the weed growth to a minimum once it’s on but timing is crucial it must be put on before the first dandelion blooms and has a chance to go to seed. I think I managed to get on in time but we’ll just have to wait and see. I know that just the past two days has produced an entire field of yellow under the hydro towers that line the right of way behind our house. I’m sure it won’t be long before they spread to the neighbouring lawns! My eyes are beginning to itch so that’s another indication that spring has sprung! I’ll have to keep my allergy pills handy. I went through 55 years of my life and never had any indication of allergies then all of a sudden “BANG!” I awoke one spring day 11 years ago with red, watery, itchy eyes and every spring since I’ve had to do battle with the same symptoms. Oh well, at least the government pays for my drugs now that I’m OLD! Now if they’d only send someone over to wipe my ass for all the tax money I’ve given them over the past 50 or more years I’d give them some credit!

Speaking of governments, there have been some big changes out west that are worth mentioning. The Albertans finally decided they’d had enough of the PC’s and took that drastic step into what will likely be a bigger shocker for them in the form of an NDP government for their province! I can’t wait to see what happens out there with the NDP in total control and nobody of any note as their opposition to keep watch over their antics. I sure hope they’ve taken a long hard look at the provincial political history that plagued ONTARIO twenty some years ago when Bob Rae headed the NDP in Queens Park. The people of Alberta think they were taking a shit kicking at the hands of the PC’s, just wait till they get a load of the policies they are handed by the NDP party. I’m beginning to shudder when I think that this NDP plague may just get a foot hold here in the east with PM Harper making the kind of blunders he’s just made news with on his trip to Kandahar. Shit usually runs downhill but I’m afraid that this time the pile rests solidly on the head and shoulders of our PM after the blunder of spilling the identities of Canada’s top armed forces specialists seeing action in the middle of the fight with ISIS! I’m afraid Mr Harper was looking after his own party interests rather than the interests of Canada and it’s war hero’s when he turned his trip to the war front into a PC campaign rally rather than a moral boosting visit for the hard working soldiers and air support personnel of the Canadian Forces! I know an effort was made before his trip to control what the Press might release with regards to video of the PM’s visit but once they arrived at the front, it seams nobody from the PM’s office remembered to pre-view the news tapes. Consequently there were many images of the Canadian Forces members that the ISIS terrorists might use to take action against these special members and their families to try to further the spread of terror across Canada! The PM’s office has taken steps to prevent any further release of such news material since the problem was discovered and hopefully there will be no action taken by our enemies due to this blunder at the top!

With the NDP and their leader Thomas Mulcair taking every opportunity to shove this faux pas in front of the news cameras here at home and specifically in Ottawa by cramming it down Mr Harper’s throat, I’m afraid it may damage all of the hard work that our PM and the PCs have done to keep Canada in good standing with the rest of the free world as well as on top economically. The NDP and the Liberals are no doubt trying their worst to capitalize on the PM’s slips for their own political gain! Hopefully the change of government out in Alberta won’t be the start of something that the PC’s can’t control come the next election! I still believe that the Conservatives have done one hell of a good job for Canada over the past couple of terms in office and we’ll see if they have the fortitude to withstand the next political assault on their majority Federal government!

I admit this latest incident wasn’t a smart move but like anything else that happens, Canada will just have to do our best to control the outcome of this news release of identities and move on!

If you think I’m banging the PC drum too hard, take a good long look at what damage is being done and can most certainly be done in the near future by not keeping our political finger in the dyke of the Liberal party here in our own province! Do you really believe Canada can survive another TRUDEAU style political regime at the Federal level, let alone one by the NDP party in majority control of Canada’s business? After all, the political policies of both parties have severely damaged Ontario in the past 30 years as they each took turns in office. It makes me shudder indeed to think what either party might do if given control of the whole country!

That’s enough out of me for this week!
Thanks for tuning in and for allowing me to exercise my right to free speech!
I’m sure you all have an opinion of the political state of both our province and our entire country and I respect your right to such opinions!
Thanks for listening and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!

Bye for now … Greg

PS: Something To Think About>
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth!

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Have a good one..
the doug
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