The Squamidian Report – Jan. 24 / 15
 
Issue #661
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The Ontarion

Hi All,

Took the little RC airplane down to the ball field one morning early this week. I hadn't flown any of my units since Christmas because when the weather permitted flying, the field was covered with snow and I don't have tiny little skis for my plane. Perhaps I should make some...food for thought I guess. The snow has long since been washed away by the warm deluges of rain we've been enjoying so the opportunity was there. Interestingly, the snow may be gone but the goose poop is piling up. The local flocks of geese keep the local sports fields and golf courses nicely mown but they do tend to leave behind incredible amounts of smelly green fertilizer. So, one must watch were one steps and make sure any takeoffs and landings are done on the bare sand of the infield. The only real trick there is to be sure you are within gliding distance of the infield when the flight battery runs down.

That particular morning was perfect for flying micro aircraft. There was no wind at all, zero. Even better, there were no hidden ripples within the air. Often there will be little or no wind but there will still be small amounts of turbulence that shows up as unexpected flight deviances, the nose will suddenly rise or fall or one wing will dip or rise as you fly through the un-seeable currents. This time the air was so still the plane flew without any interruptions at all. With it trimmed for the power setting I was using, it could fly the length of the field without any input from my controls, holding straight and level flight. Thats really cool, at least for someone like me who loves that kind of thing. It takes very little warming from the sun to set up rising air currents that can toss a micro airplane all over the place without there being any 'wind' at all but this time conditions were perfect. As to not wanting to have the battery run down when the plane was out over the field of poop somewhere and having to do a 'forced landing', an unwanted landing out in the grass would have meant having to walk through countless 'land mines' in order to retrieve the plane which would inevitably have come to a stop with it's nose pasted into the green goo. Not my first choice. So, once I figured my battery must be getting down a bit I simply kept the plane within gliding distance of the infield and when the motor shut down I had it glide in for a nice picture perfect dead-stick landing. The electronics on these units senses when the battery voltage is dropping toward the critical low voltage level that could damage the battery and shuts down the drive motor while leaving power to the control servos that work the elevator and rudder letting the 'pilot' maintain flight control for landing. Anyway, while I was enjoying my little flight, 'The Wife' and Kyra and Willow explored the trail that skirts the edge of the field. A great morning for all of us.
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And lastly, Friday (yesterday if you are reading this today) was the Vancouver Motorcycle Show. I don't know what the other bike shows across the country are like but this one just keeps getting smaller and less interesting every year. And to make it worse, its not even in Vancouver, its way out in Abbotsford, in the drafty old Tradex building by the airport. There used to be displays by pretty well all the manufacturers that included all the models each manufacturer made. There used to be booths full of aftermarket products as well as riding apparel and anything related to bikes you could think of. Now the few booths displaying things have almost nothing to do with bikes. Why would a vacuum cleaner company display at a bike show? Or any number of totally unrelated types of displays? At one time you could go to a bike show and pick up all sorts of relevant items at discounted, 'show' prices. Now, if you can even find something of interest, its either not for sale or priced higher than you'd have to pay if purchasing from some store. Very disappointing.

Anyway, my neighbor was interested in going and I had intended to as well because several members of my riding club were attending on Friday so I hitched a ride with my neighbor. Makes sense, no point in both of us driving alone, and besides, he drives a 911 Porsche. Funny thing was, I didn't ride back with him, we knew ahead of time that another friend, who lives in the Kootenay's, was coming out to the coast to catch the show and to drop in on some of his friends and then head on up to here to spend the night before working his way back to the Interior. So, I rode back with my friend from the Kootenay's and on our way in to Squamish we stopped at the gondola. He had never seen it so we went up and enjoyed a coffee in the upper lodge. 'The Wife' had a nice roast ready for supper when we go home. The bike show continues to slide down hill but the day was great, regardless of the torrential downpours we'd been having.

doug
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!

Over all the years I’ve driven and owned vehicles I’ve most often owned basic vehicles that at best only had a couple of creature comforts. The most I can remember is the odd one with Air Conditioning and power windows. I actually think I can remember at least two that didn’t have power steering but that was way back in my early driving days with my first and second cars. Number one was a 1951 Morris Minor 1000 and second was the ’62 Mini  850 that I bought when the Morris Minor fell apart while turning a corner at the great rate of speed of approximately 10 mile per hour. I had no choice but to find another vehicle when that happened. The front suspension literally collapsed and broke into pieces. I remember walking to a nearby house and asking if I could use their phone. I called Joe Gibbel a friend of my dad’s who owned a Sunoco station at the corner of Bridgeport Rd and Weber St in Waterloo. He came to my rescue and suggested I let him tow it directly to Earl’s Auto Parts on Guelph St. I reluctantly agreed to his suggestion and had to find a replacement in short order. My dad took me down to Heffner Motors on King St east in Kitchener. They were the BMC “British Motor Corp” dealer and I bought myself a 1962 Mini 850 for $350.00. As I remember  back to those days, the Mini wasn’t much better than it’s predecessor for reliability. Life went on and my tastes in vehicles changed over the years. Of course marriage and family have a lot to do with what vehicle one drives. We’ve had many vehicles over the past 42 years of our marriage (we celebrated our 42nd anniversary on the 19th of this month) and as life progressed so did the quality of the vehicle or vehicles we’ve owned. However like I said earlier, most of them were still not filled with fancy gadgets. Early in a couple’s marriage a vehicle is not usually a priority as far as fancy goes. As long as it ran, had good tires and brakes and a heater for the winter, little else was required. We progressed from a 1963 Dodge slant six / push button to a Datsun 510 that was basically a half ton of rust held together by a gallon of white paint and after trading the Datsun for a 10 year old TV set we finally bought a reasonably new car. We bought a 1973 Mini 1000 in 1974 so with it only one year old we figured it should last us a while! In 1975 we bought our first new house for the huge sum of $39,900 and we were set for life, so we thought. One morning as I was driving to work from our little back-split Dutchman home on Calmcrest Dr in Laurentian Hills area of Kitchener and as I turned right onto Westmount Rd I was broad sided by a teenager in his dad’s huge Ford Country Squire station wagon. Well the little Mini was no match for that 4000 lb piece of American Pig Iron as I used to call American built vehicles of that size! The kid had come out of a construction site that was the new extension of Westmount Rd without so much as slowing down and nailed me right in the driver’s door. The crash put the Mini out of commission for a few weeks and me out of commission for 12 weeks of therapy and months of backaches. After we got the Mini back from the repair shop it just never seemed the same. Carole and I had just started our family with our new baby Adam and decided we had better purchase a larger and safer vehicle to accommodate our growing family. We purchased a 1967 Buick Riviera. It was a beauty but we soon realized that being a two door vehicle it wasn’t very practical for loading the new baby into the back seat. I looked around and found a 1973 Oldsmobile Ninety Eight four door in pretty good shape. The Olds was the first vehicle we owned that had a load of features. It had A/C, a full stereo with a tape deck, power windows, cruise control a velour interior and tilt steering. We thought we were definitely in the lap of luxury! That Olds lasted us one year until we decided it was just too expensive to keep with almost $2000.00 in repairs over that period of time. I guess we just happened onto a LEMON with another chunk of American Pig Iron! Car after car passed through our possession not to mention a few pick up trucks and a van. We finally progressed to higher quality vehicles and as time went by, vehicles became more and more reliable. With our last couple of vehicles we’ve done much better. Our previous vehicle to the present one you all may remember was a 2002 Jeep Liberty and we just loved that one! It had most power features that today’s vehicles have and after driving it for 13 years and having very little in the way of problems with it we finally decided to trade it in just for the sake of having a newer vehicle with much less mileage on it. The vehicle we now have in place of that Liberty is another Liberty. It’s a 2011 Jeep Liberty and this one is finally loaded! It pretty well has every feature one could ask for and it specifically has two features I’ve always wanted in a vehicle, it has “heated seats” and “remote engine start” features! I’ve been making good use of both of these features and after thinking we finally had the cream of the crop with these two “winter blessings” I heard some disappointing news on TV the other night. The first article mentioned on the news was the fact that vehicles with remote start systems on them have been suffering a rash of car thefts while their owners were in their homes and their vehicles in the driveway warming up! What a kick that would be to come out to find you’d warmed up your vehicle so a thief could be comfortable after stealing your car! The second disappointing news report was one telling anyone with electric seat warming systems in their vehicles to be very wary of leaving their seat warmers on too long as they have been causing fires in a large variety of makes of vehicles across Canada and the USA! Just what I need is an over heated seat burning my new car to a crisp!

Now, I’ve checked and the makers of our Jeep have had no recent problems with vehicle fires caused by the heated seats but, that news report is just bugging me enough to be in the back of my mind every time I feel that lovely warm rush under my backside!
You would think that the makers of such high-end vehicles would be able to come up with a feature that would make them impenetrable to thieves once the remote start was activated! You would also expect that they would have a device incorporated in the seat heating system that would shut it off automatically if it got too hot! I think it’s called a “Thermostat”!!!!!!!

I guess I’ll just have to appreciate that fact that I’ve been warned about both problems and keep them in mind so it doesn’t happen to me!
I say “Good Luck” to that! I’m sure that no matter what system is invented to prevent such happenings the thief will come up with a way to defeat it!

That’s it for this week folks!
Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!

Bye for now … Greg

PS: Something To Think About>
If walking was good for your health, the postman would be immortal!
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Have a good one..
the doug
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