The Squamidian Report – Aug. 29 / 15
 
Issue #692

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The Ontarion

Hi All,

The Pinks are back. Pink salmon spawn in late summer and have returned to the local rivers. I stopped down by the Manquam to check them out and sure enough, the river is full of them. Pretty cool to see thousands of big fish swimming just below the surface. They create a big black cloud effect as they work their way against the current. In the shallow areas their backs stick out of the water as they scoot along leaving a wake behind from their powerful tails.

Due to the heat and drought all the sport fishing on the BC rivers has be cancelled this season. The fish are under enough stress as it is. Usually the river bank would be crowed with people trying to catch the salmon. Sport fishing has not been cancelled in the salt water and so accessible areas along the Sound are shoulder to shoulder fishermen, kind of dumb but I'm not in charge. You'd think if the fish are stressed in the rivers, they would also be stressed as they enter the rivers. There should be no fishing, period, until stocks are healthy. And on that line, so to speak, several fishing boats were given license to set their nets in the Sound, just out from the mouth of the Squamish River. That created a lot of protest, including from the local first nations and those licenses were pulled after a few days. I guess one branch of the fisheries department doesn't know what the other branches are doing, commercial licenses should never have been granted at all.

As I stood on the bridge watching the salmon below, I phoned Lorne via my cell phone and told him what I was seeing. He would probably have liked to see it himself.

And on the topic of stupidity within the systems, heres just another example of how it works when dealing with criminals. Ten years ago a young gas station attendant was dragged to his death by a low-life that didn't want to pay for the gas he had just pumped into his car. The young attendant's name was Grant and this event eventually lead to a law in BC called 'Grant's law' where one must pay for fuel before it can be pumped. I wrote about this years ago. Its a good idea and yet many gas station chains continue to fight that law because it also requires a minimum of two attendants on at all times. That law has saved lives but unfortunately, the gas station chains would rather save dollars and there is a very real possibility that the law could be changed or even dropped. Gotta love politicians and big business. But thats not what I'm actually writing about this time. The creep that ran down the gas attendant only served about six years in jail. Since then he has been arrested by the police for numerous infractions including car theft and robbery. The courts just keep on letting him go. A short time ago he was found to be the drunk driver of a stolen car that had crashed, somewhere in the Vancouver downtown area. He was hauled back in to court where he was sentenced to the one day served plus probation. Can you imagine how the parents of Grant must feel every time he is set free, at virtually no cost or inconvenience to himself? Set free to do it all over again and again and again. Its no wonder old guys like me end up grumpy.

But getting back to the heat, I've finally finished the little deck that the grand daughter's playhouse will sit on. It wasn't a very big project but the only time I could work on it was first thing in the mornings, and then in the evenings when it had cooled off a bit. Its been so hot here that doing anything outside in the afternoons has been unbearable. Well, except for motorcycle riding and that kind of thing.

The deck has 'little person' size steps, and 'little person' sized railing that match the fence. It will have a climbing rope as well. The steps come up from the lower back yard and the climbing rope would bring a little person(s) up onto the native granite rock that sticks out of our upper back yard and runs right through the house for that mater. So, next step is to design the playhouse but there is no hurry. And, and hopefully the forecast is right, we are in for a week of rain. Up, with six or seven inches expected over the weekend. Wow, do we ever need it. It could rain for a month up and down the coast before anyone would complain.

doug
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!

Hope you’ve all had a great summer so far. It’s coming to an end pretty soon and here’s hoping we’ll have as wonderful a fall season as we did a summer this year!
The grass has survived in a lovely green condition and all the plants have flourished in the gardens this year so it hasn’t been a struggle to tend to them at all. I’ve been mowing the lawn every three days as usual and with the new mower it’s been a pleasure to do so. After cutting the neighbour’s pine tree’s branches that were overhanging my driveway the sap that was dripping on my car and concrete is dripping more than ever. I guess I should have cut them back enough so they were dripping on his property rather than just trimming them to the property line. The wind has been helping the sap to make it onto my drive anyway and the concrete is just as messy as it was before I cut the darned things. Guess that’ll learn me to mess with another guy’s trees! Oh well, he’s told me they are moving to Mississauga in the spring so before the new family moves in I’ll have another go at the trimming. Maybe I’ll get lucky and the new owners will have the messy monsters cut down completely. They are an unsightly mess anyway and if they were mine, I’d get them turned into mulch for sure!
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About a month ago I noticed that my passenger front door window would only go about a third of the way up when I pulled the “one touch up” switch and then it would stop and descend back down into the door. In order to have it close all the way I had to hold the button in the up position until closed. I took the Jeep to the Jeep dealer on Fairway Rd and they had to order a new regulator mechanism for the window. It finally came in and I took the Jeep to have it installed on Thursday. It took them over 4 hours to install and get it working like new. I’m sure glad I didn’t have to pay for that repair/replacement! It would have been almost $600.00! I checked with the service dept and they told me that my warranty will be up as of September 8th 2015. Guess I just made it in under the wire for a major repair. Hopefully this will be the last problem we’ll have with this Jeep for a long time to come. I also checked how much it would cost for me to pay for an extended warranty and was told it would cost me $2800.00 for a two year plan and $3500.00 for a three year plan and that would not be total coverage from bumper to bumper like I just had on the vehicle. It would only cover a specific list of items and there would be a $100.00 deductable each time there was a problem. Guess I’ll just take my chances and hope that my vehicle problems will be few and far between like they were in my previous Jeep Liberty. The biggest problem I had with the 2002 Jeep was installing a new muffler. Other than that we did very little in the way of mechanical repairs on that vehicle and we had it for 11 years. I think in the 11 years I had that Jeep I did little more than have new brakes a few times, 4 full sets of new tires, a muffler and a ding in the right rear corner that was hardly noticeable thanks to a tree that jumped out behind me when I was backing around Lorne’s circular driveway the first week we owned the Jeep! I thought about suing Lorne for the damages but someone told me that it was my fault and I wouldn’t get a dime out of him in court! LOL! So I quickly gave up on that idea! Besides, I wanted to be invited back to the family gatherings a second time and more! Hahahaha…. !

Over the years we’ve certainly enjoyed our association with the Brubacher clan and I would never have become such a great journalist had it not been for that association!
My only regret is that I never took up learning to play a worthwhile instrument so I could join in on the musical events of the Squamidian gatherings. I took accordion lessons when I was a kid but that fizzled out after three years of playing “Batter Up” and “The Battle Hymn Of The Republic” till I was blue in the face! The accordion is much more interesting when someone else is playing it and doing it well than trying to do so oneself! I also played the Tuba in the cadet Band at KCI but it’s hardly an instrument that blends well with guitars and mandolins! The third and last instrument that I played for a few years during my teens was a B flat Baritone Single valve and Rotor bugle for the Preston Scout House Drum and Bugle Corps in the 1960’s. I can still toot and few tunes on the bugle but once again it’s hardly an enjoyable instrument to listen to around a family campfire or in someone’s living room! LOL! I guess I’ll just have to continue to enjoy singing a few tunes with the family when and if we ever get together for a musical evening in the future. Until then I’ll do my best to stay in tune when I’m in the shower and pretending I’m Mario Lanza! Even that sounds better when there is nobody else at home! Hahahahaa………. !

Once again, I’ve had a great summer of writing my Ontarion and hearing back from other Squid members on occasion and I intend to keep on writing for as many years to come as I’m able and of course as many years as Doug will accept my contributions.

Carole and I are going to take a month’s break and I’ve asked Doug to keep my Ontarion spot open so I can continue the fun after our hiatus. I’ll be thinking of you all while taking a writing break and I assure you I’ll be raring to go when I start up again!
Many thanks to everyone who has been a loyal reader to Doug and myself all these years and even though I will miss the weekly edition of the Ontarion, I’ll also enjoy this little break from my routine. Until the first week of October, please read Doug’s Squamidian with the same enthusiasm as always and support his continued efforts to entertain you all while I’m absent!
Thanks again for being there all these years and remember, It’s only a break I’m taking. After all, I can’t retire a second time from something that isn’t even a job, it’s just plain fun each and every week and I’ll be back soon!

Bye for now … Greg

PS: Something To Think About>
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research!
See you in October!
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Have a good one..
the doug
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