The Squamidian Report – Mar. 22 / 14
 
Issue #617

Including:
Lorne's Car
The Ontarion

Hi All,

Allergy season is upon us. Actually it has been for a week or so now. The alders had started turning reddish before that last little poke of winter and now there is definitely pollen in the air. Certainly a bit late this year but thats how it goes. Last spring was so cold and wet that there wasn't any 'allergy season' at all. This spring is looking more promising, at least so far. For anyone sensitive to pollen, the side effects can be bothersome, endless running nose, eyes so itchy you'd like to gouge them out, sneezing and so on. I used to endure spring with a garbage bag tied to my belt simply to hold all the Kleenex I'd go through, but over the last half dozen years we've been relying on some stuff we get at the local health food store. Basically, its little, once per week for 6 weeks vials of tiny round things that look and taste like candy that you melt under you tongue. There is also a similar accompanying thing that is supposed to be taken as well that I take, but really have no idea what it's roll is except that it supposedly works with the pollen stuff. Bottom line is, allergy season is not near as bad as it once was because this stuff seems to help reduce the sensitivity to pollen.

Its funny how we all like to do things or say things that 'rub it it'. In my case its talking about stuff that indicates our spring gets underway way before most places east of the coast. But no matter what a given situation is, there will always be one that seems better. Like, no matter how tall someone is, there will always be someone taller, or bigger, or smaller, or smarter or dumber, or better looking, or more ugly and so on. Well, a friend of mine lives in Victoria over on Vancouver Island and he has problems with his knees. Because of the knee problems, he can't currently mow his lawn, but his lawn currently needs mowing. Thats a dilemma that is still a little while away around here. Not the knee part, at least I hope not, the lawn needing mowing part. The point is no matter where someone is or what they are doing or dealing with, there is and will always be someone else with a situation that is better and or worse. Thats how life is.

And speaking of how life is, this certainly made the local news but I don't know if it was reported further afield. Over the last few years there have been ever increasing sightings of dolphins in Howe Sound. Assumably they are after the herring that have returned to the Sound. For decades the indigenous aquatic life had been absent, driven away by the toxic pollutants that had been let flow freely from the mining operations of Britannia and the pulp mill operations of Woodfiber. Those polluters had finally been forced to stop and the pollution has been cleaned up. The waters have returned to a more normal condition. Anyway, last Saturday a very large herd of dolphins (several hundred) was spotted just off the Squamish waterfront, swimming and leaping wildly. They were being chased and herded by a pod of Orcas, more commonly known as Killer Whales. The Orcas herded them right into the Mamquam Blind Chanel where they were trapped and then killed and ate their fill. During the feast they also 'played' with their unfortunates dinners, throwing them around and flipping them out of the water and into the air. This whole thing was viewed by many people, unfortunately, I was not one of them. Most understood that this was simply the way things are done in Nature but there were the usual ones who demanded someone 'do something', or 'make them stop'. And then there was the reporter who's report was played on CBC radio. This moron referred to the Orcas as 'giant black fish' attacking the dolphins. We are surrounded by idiots.

Several people got pictures of the event and sent them to our local paper. Here's a link to that page... wildlife in Howe Sound. Hopefully the link stays valid.

And speaking of morons, my DX6i R/C controller has a built in timer function that I really should start making use of. Twice now I've had to sneak over into my neighbor’s back yard to retrieve my SR 120 helicopter because I let it get beyond the boundaries of my own back yard just as the flight battery was about to drop below main motor limits. Modern radio controlled electric planes and helicopters use LiPo batteries which can hold a very large charge in relation to their size, but are voltage sensitive in that they are not to be run down below their low voltage cut-off threshold. The on-board receivers on the planes and helicopters sense when flight battery voltage is approaching the low voltage threshold and reduces power to the motor, forcing the heli to land rather than damage the battery. On a plane the receiver simply cuts main power because a plane can always glide. Power remains available to the other control functions. Helicopters don't glide very well. Anyway, to protect the flight battery, the helicopter immediately descends and there is very little you can do about it except for minor direction adjustments. What I need to start doing is use that timer, it beeps at 1 minute intervals and then does several continuous beeps when the time count reaches the preset time. 6 minutes would be about right for my SR 120. At the 5 minute beep I'd know to keep it over my own lawn, especially if there is air movement trying to carry it away. When I fly out on the street in front of the house, timing is not so critical as there are lots of places to do a 'forced landing'. There is a lesson here that I probably should learn sometime.

doug
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Lorne's Car

Ford Motor sent me a letter in Jan. stating that the 2006 models are recalled to replace the steering shaft and instructing me to contact the dealer as soon as possible for a check up. They found nothing wrong but a new column will be installed when the parts come in. 'On your vehicle, severe corrosion of the joints on the lower shaft can result in a steering column separation, leading to a loss of steering control, increasing the risk of a crash' the notice said in part.  Well, the parts came and were installed to-day.  I drove home with that new car feeling. Everything seems smooth, solid and responsive. What a great, inexpensive way to rejuvenate.

Lorne
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!

No fire reports to write this week! Thank goodness!
They tell us that spring arrived at 12:57pm Thursday but I haven’t seen any sign of it yet! Wait a minute, yes I have, there’s a little chipmunk that lives under our concrete patio all summer and apparently all winter as well. He has several holes of access to his den during the warm season but I figured he’d be frozen in there all winter. He peaked his little head out of a hole in the snow bank at the edge of the patio a few days ago so Carole tossed out some peanuts still in the shell and they were gone in a flash! I guess his stash from last fall must be almost used up by now. He was busy stuffing his cheeks with every peanut we put out for him last fall. We must have put out a pound of them for him just before the snow came along! A week or so ago we started putting out praline peanuts for the pair of Cardinals that hang around here all winter and I think that was what brought out the little chippie! Knowing that St Patrick’s day two years ago was +20c and sunny must have come to mind for the Chippie and he likely figured if he came out this St Paddy’s day he’d find the same conditions. Well, he sure got a surprise! He has a 3’ high pile of snow on top of his den hole this year and it’s not going away for a few weeks yet I’m sure!  I must say, we do have about 30% less snow now than we did the week that Doug was here so things have improved a little. Let’s hope that the sun makes an appearance more and more each day so we get rid of the white stuff by May!

It was interesting to see on the news the other night that the waters just off Squamish were visited by a huge school of dolphins and also by a pod of “Killer Whales” that were no doubt trying to make a meal of a few of the dolphins. Luckily they didn’t succeed and the dolphins managed to get back out to sea before losing any of their clan! What a sight that must have been to see so close to your home Doug! Did you manage to get down to the waters of the sound to see this phenomenal sight? You’re so lucky to live in a part of the country that allows this sort of natural occurrence right in your own front yard! The best we can do is visit Rockway Gardens on a sunny summer weekend to watch the gold fish spawn! Oh well, at least we have that to look forward to on any given weekend but your dolphins only show up once or twice a year! LOL!

Getting back to the subject of winter, this is the first time in over 25 years that the Great Lakes have frozen over and that takes some kind of cold weather to have that happen. In fact, they said on the news this week that a Government Ice Breaker used on the great lakes is standing by to break it’s way up the Grand River because it’s so clogged with ice it’s poised to cause flooding for many miles up the river. I don’t know how far up the Grand a ship of that size can travel but I guess the main mouth of the river into lake Erie is the crucial part of the spring flood control and as long as they can open that up it’ll allow the rest of the ice on the river to make it’s way out into the lake. The Grand River Conservation Authority stated today that there are 289,000,000 cubic metres of water stored in the dams north of Waterloo Region that are held back by the ice at this moment and if the Grand doesn’t thaw properly it’ll cause one heck of a flush when it finally lets go. I guess they can control that flow somewhat with the floodgates on the dam but all that water has to go somewhere and once the reservoirs are full, it’s got to be let out at that point. If there’s no opening in the river course to allow the water to follow it then it’s going to have to flow over land and that could spell disaster! Let’s hope for a gentle and continuous thaw from here on over the next few weeks so we don’t have to face any flooding problems.

I did see one more sign of spring today when I was out picking up some groceries for Carole, a guy on an electric bike was buzzing his way down Fischer-Hallman Rd so I guess that’s means Spring Has Sprung!

That’s about all I have for this week folks!
Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!

Bye for now … Greg

PS: Something To Think About>
How did Moses make his tea? Hebrew’d it!

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Have a good one..
the doug
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