The Squamidian Report – Mar. 8 / 14
 
Issue #615

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Kyra's Snow
The Ontarion

Hi All,

Well hey, I brought some winter back with me from Ontario. We had been enjoying an open, dry winter. We had also been wishing that little 2-year old Kyra would have an opportunity to play in some snow. Yes, we could 'see' snow up in the mountains all along but that didn't mean much to a kid her age. She had never actually had a chance to play in or experience snow. On the weekend while I was away, the coast got hit by a bit of snow. 'The Wife' had to shovel the drive a few times. Then, last weekend we had Kyra here and we got hit by a snowstorm. We weren't supposed to get any. The Lower Mainland was placed under a heavy snowfall warning, as was the whole Fraser Valley. But, the western Fraser Valley and the Vancouver area missed it all together. Eastern Fraser Valley got nailed and up here at our place we received about 14 or 15 inches from Saturday night through Monday morning. Kyra was finally able to see and play in snow. She had a great time. We even made a snowman, something she had heard about and was fascinated with but had never actually seen in real life. And, I was able to use the snowblower a few times which is good because if I don't use up the 2-year old gas that is in the tank, I will have to drain that gas and dispose of it before putting the blower back into storage.

Last Sunday was also supposed to be our annual CMC officer's meeting over in Nanaimo.  After consultations the day before with our Provincial Officer, who lives over on the Island, we decided to postpone the meeting. If the storm hit as forecast, no one from the mainland would have been able to get to the ferry, at least not safely. As it turned out, while the snow missed Vancouver, the rest of the area got hit hard and so did the east side of Vancouver Island including Nanaimo. That whole area was not forecast to get any snow. Our roads and highways become a mess when it snows. Unlike 'back east' snow that often comes down dry and fluffy, our snow is heavy and wet. It does not blow off the road. It does not pack into a crunchy texture. As soon as anyone walks or drives on it, it becomes white ice, very slippery white ice. Add to that the fact that all our roads including the ones in the city are steep ups and downs with tight mountain curves and you have dangerous driving conditions, be it out on the highways or in the cities. Ryan and family had intended to go home Sunday evening but wisely waited until Monday afternoon. On Sunday evening the highway back to Vancouver was blocked in numerous places due to crashes from vehicles that hadn't made it up a hill, or down a hill, or around a curve.

It was nice to have some 'winter' here for a few days. The snow was followed by several days of heavy rains so its pretty well gone now and we are back to normal but while I had intended to put the bike back on the road shortly after getting back, it looks like it could be a couple of weeks yet. We don't have any really nice weather in our long range forecast so I'll just have to wait a little while longer for spring to come back.

Greg had sent some prototype wooded toys home with me to give to Kyra. He had made a really cool airplane and helicopter, both bright blue and yellow. They are very well built and rugged although the airline baggage handlers did manage to damage the airplane a little bit but I was able to fix it back up. Luggage tends to get abused pretty bad by those people. Anyway, Kyra was quite delighted with the two toys. However, at 2-years old she is not quite ready for them and was content to have me 'play' with them while she watched. She wanted me to fly them the way I fly my R/C units. I guess that makes sense, she can't really tell the difference and she knows I fly my units. She likes me to hold them up and pretend they were flying, the way a slightly older kid would do it. And she carefully carries them around, then hands them to me to make them fly. I'm pretty sure that as she gets a few months older and starts to understand that they are for her to play with she will figure out how to play with them. She will 'grow' into them.

Oh, here's something, actually it's more of a rant than a 'something'. I've reached that state in life where I find it very hard to put up with idiots, morons and stupid people. Well, I reached that point long ago. I've now reached the point where I no longer feel obligated to even try anymore. It's easier just to ignore and avoid them. Anyway, sometimes you run into a moron in an unexpected place. We were watching a documentary on the BC equivalent of TVO, out here its called Knowledge Network. There is a series about the Canadian coast line. The episodes are usually staged on the east coast but this one was done on the west coast and covered Vancouver Island from Nanaimo to Campbell River. They had an arrogant idiot babbling about the native history and culture on Quadra Island. He showed large rocks to the camera, rocks along the shoreline that have the high tide line about half way up them and hieroglyphic markings on them. He explained that the markings were done by some prehistoric native artist who must have endured standing up to his knees in the cold salt water to work on his artwork. What a crock! Those rocks are on the shoreline NOW because NOW is when sea level is where it is NOW. In prehistoric times sea level was lower than today and those rocks would have been high and dry, perhaps hundreds of meters inland. I don't know what his definition of 'prehistoric' is but a thousand years ago sea level may have been as much as 20 or 30 meters lower than now, and ten thousand years ago it was perhaps 100 meters lower. That has been proven by geologists, and archaeological studies of ancient native habitat that is now well below sea level. That ancient artist was not up to his knees in cold water, he or she was chipping away on those rocks in some sunny glad or shady wooded location well inland from the sea.

doug
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Kyra's Snow

Well, we finally had snow to play in while Kyra and her Mommy & Daddy were here. It started snowing last Saturday night so Kyra got to play with her little friend from across the street on Sunday morning. That play involved sliding down Grampa’s driveway on her new red sled with Alex(andra) on her toboggan until to snow was packed down on the drive and Grampa came out with the snowblower.   The girls then moved into the backyard where the snow was up to their mid thighs. They made paths all over the backyard and got “stuck” whenever they fell down. Kyra didn’t want to make snow angels so I think that will be a next year thing. Mommy made the girls, a snack of grilled cheese sandwiches and juice after all the mitts were soaking wet and they has come inside to play.

Kyra loves snowmen ever since seeing them as lighted ornaments on our neighbourhood lawns at Christmas time.  Kyra has talked about snowmen constantly since then and orders Grampa to draw them in crayon or chalk at every opportunity so that she can colour them in. With a pile of snow readily available on Sunday morning, Grampa, Daddy & Kyra built a snowman on the deck!

Her snowman had potato eyes, a carrot nose and some cherry tomato lips and Gramma found a scarf & hat for him to wear. She will be really disappointed next week when she comes because the snowman has currently melted to about 10 inches.  Good fun while it lasted!

This link will take you to some pictures of her playing in the snow. Pictures!

Gramma Sue
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!

Well, the clocks are about to spring ahead on Sunday but it still doesn’t feel that much closer to spring does it! With this past Friday having been the first day the temperature in our area of Southern Ontario was above 0c it’s hard to trust Mother Nature to let us have a few more of those “warm” sunny days. She’s kept us in the cold for quite a string of shivering days and nights. We’ve had 26 days of below -20c temps in a row and many of them dropped as low as the low -30’s over night! Wow, we haven’t hit temps like that since the late 70’s. I think it was 1978 that we last had this much snow as well. The weather report on CTV Kitchener tonight said we’ve had 78cm of snow this winter and that very little of it has melted. Guess that’s why the roadsides are like driving through tunnels in most places but hopefully this next couple of weeks will start the thaw and it’ll be good if it’s a gentle thaw at that! We sure don’t want all this snow to melt in one big sloppy gush! Can you imagine how the low-lying areas would flood if it did? We’d be in a mess for sure! Let’s keep our fingers crossed that it’ll be a gentle but sunny melting period that will lead to a beautiful spring.

The spring break started Friday and the exodus to the southern states is well under way. The drive down I-75 is supposed to be clear according to the weather reports so at least it’ll be a safer drive than worrying about hitting snow and ice storms all the way down. I remember Carole, Adam and I getting in the car and starting out for Florida and not stopping other than for gas and food for a 24 hr straight drive! We’d leave on a Friday morning at 5am and arrive in Clearwater Beach around 8am the next morning. I’d have to sleep for a good 12 or so hours after driving all that way. I usually did all the driving and to this day I don’t know how the heck I managed to do it without any misshaps or driving incidents all the way to Florida! I do remember fighting the sleeps and finally pulling into a truck stop to try to sleep for an hour or so but once we stopped I’d snap out of it and couldn’t sleep anyway so we’d just get some food and hit the road again for another few hours till we needed gas again. It was an adventure but at least Carole and Adam were able to sleep most of the way once nightfall hit. Carole would do her best to stay awake and help me do the same but eventually she’d lose the battle too and fall off to sleep. I remember singing and whistling and cranking up the radio to keep myself going and they’d just keep on a snoring right through it all! I guess when you’re tired enough you can sleep through most anything. We made that trip to Florida many times from the late 70’s to the early 90’s and once we had done it so many times we decided to start taking two or three days to make the drive. I think the last few times we drove down we spent two nights in motels because I was getting too old or maybe I was just less foolish, to drive while sleeping with my eyes open! LOL! I guess we were just lucky I managed not to hit anything all those miles in the early years. When I think of the thousands of people that drive I-75 to Florida every March it brings back a lot of good memories. We had a lot of fun in Florida and even went to Myrtle Beach SC once or twice. I preferred the vacations in Florida and so did Carole and Adam.  We just found that Florida was warmer than Myrtle Beach that time of year. Myrtle just wasn’t far enough south to be dependably warm! However after a winter like we’ve had anything warmer than what we have here in Southern Ontario sounds good to me!

Well, that’s about it for this week folks!
Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!

Bye for now … Greg

PS: Something To Think About>
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran!

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Have a good one..
the doug
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