The Squamidian Report – Jan. 18 / 14
 
Issue #608

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The Ontarion

Hi All,

We had Kyra here again this week. Thats always fun and interesting but you sure can't get much done when she's around. She's interested in everything and into everything. I've tried, on numerous occasions, to sneak out but just before getting to the door I will inevitably hear a little voice calling “grampa”. One of her favorite things that we are apparently supposed to do together is watch the garbage truck go by. I guess it is interesting for someone who just turned 2. It stops in front of each house and an arm reaches out and lifts the bin we set at the curb. Up it goes, it tips and dumps, then down it comes. Up, dump, down. Three concepts all in a row. Very interesting for her, and my back hurts from holding her up while the truck does its thing. She's also a big fan of gardening. As I write this segment, she's out in the back yard with grandma digging in the flower beds, which is why I'm writing it now when there are no little fingers trying to hammer the keys on my keyboard. Not sure how much help she is in the flower beds but I do know she definitely has an effect on how long it takes to do anything.

There have been a lot of people around this area out in their yards the last few day doing early spring cleanup. There had never been any snow so we don't have to wait for it to melt away. It had been a tad on the wet side for a while though. Heck, last Saturday we had over 4 inches of rain here in Squamish which while being a lot is certainly not out-of-the-ordinary. But, the rains have cleared out and the sun is shining again. There is some early stuff blooming in the flower beds and the shrubs are showing buds. And yes, we could at some point still get a taste of winter but anything that might come along certainly wouldn't be sticking around for long. That being said, I have no intention of putting the bike back on the road till the first sunny weekend of March, for several reasons. On clear nights it can still get down to close to freezing here so there is always the danger of black ice until it warms up a bit. Another reason is that while it is nice out, it is not 'motorcycle riding' nice out by my lazy standards. Its got to be a few degrees warmer yet before I'm comfortable. I get cold easily now that I'm OLD. Another good reason would be that as usual, I'll be back visiting in February for a week that spans Vivyan's birthday so the bike should stay put till I get back from being back, otherwise it would drive me nuts.

And planning on being back for Vivyan's birthday brings up another issue... I should at least give some passing thought to a suitable birthday gift, whether I actually carry through or not. So, I'm thinking I could possibly drop in to that hobby store on Courtland Ave and pick up either an R/C airplane or and R/C helicopter for her. I know she'd love have and learn to fly something like that and if by chance I was wrong, well, I could then spend the week flying the unit for her so she wouldn't have to. How's that for generously going above and beyond expectations. Just kidding, an airplane wouldn't make much sense at all because it needs a fair amount of space to fly in, but, a little coax heli would be able to fly around in the house quite nicely. Of course there is always that church parking lot across the street from their house so every problem has a solution.

Now see where my creative writing abilities end up taking me when there just isn't all that much to write about? Glad I'm not the one who has to read this...

doug
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!

We had a bit of a mild spell this past week here in KW but it now appears to be over and we’re back into the snowy stuff of January. Speaking of January, this happens to be one of my favorite months! Not only because I celebrate my birthday on the 11th but because we happen to have been married 41 years on the 19th of January as well. Hard to imagine being married that many years when we’re both only in our mid 40’s! LOL! Just kidding of course but all those years seem to have passed like there were only 20 of them. I guess it seems that way to anyone who is celebrating a milestone anniversary or the same type of birthday. Why is it that the years fly by quicker as we get older? Probably because we can only remember half of what went on each year and even that takes some doing!

With my birthday in mind, I must tell you how much I’m enjoying one of my gifts that Adam gave me for my 65th. Carole and I have been tea drinkers all our lives but we also drank pot after pot of coffee in the early years of our marriage. Back in the mid 80’s we read a book written by celebrity health nuts Harvey and Marilyn Diamond. It was about eating healthy and one of the big points they made in their book was of a study that had been done by UCLA medical researchers about the affects that coffee had on the human body. They found that it had the unfortunate affect of artificially giving your pancreas the feeling that your body had just ingested a huge amount of sugar and therefore caused the pancreas to produce a surge of insulin to counteract that sugar. This produced an abnormal amount of wear and tear on your pancreas and they found that by the time you reached the age of 40, your pancreas had reached the age of 80 years and was no longer working or no longer working properly, at that point a large percentage of people in this situation would suddenly become diabetic! Well, when we realized how many many many pots of coffee we had drunk in our lifetime thus far, we decided to quit the coffee habit and switch to tea as our main beverage. We’ve been drinking tea as a daily beverage ever since! On this, my 65th birthday, having received a Keurig coffee maker from my son we realized that we had both become diabetic some 15 or more years ago without the curse of having been assaulted by coffee! LOL! I said since we’re both diabetic anyway, I guess quitting the coffee habit wasn’t the way to prevent it after all and we all laughed. I thanked Adam for the Keurig machine and made us our first cup o coffee in many years! Now, I can’t say that I haven’t had any coffee since the mid 80’s but I can count on one hand how many cups I have had! I must tell you that my first cup of Keurig coffee tasted like it was brewed by Juan Valdez himself!  WOW, did it hit the spot! Carole gifted me with a box of 80 “K-cups” (the little cups that fit the machine) and they are decaf coffee. The aroma was amazing and I’ve always said that I’d enjoy coffee much more if only it tasted like it smells! Well, this coffee does taste almost as good as it smells so I’m truly enjoying it cup after cup! I’ve already drunk about 1/3 of the box of 80 cups so far this week and it shows no signs of tasting less yummy! I think I’ll keep this gift and make good use of it for as long as it (or I) last! LOL!

We were jarred out of our bed again this morning by another city dump truck plowing the bare pavement and another sidewalk jigger plow clearing NOTHING from the walkways too! Once again I ask “What the Hell are they doing scraping the bare pavement with such expensive to repair and maintain pieces of equipment?” I really do think it’s time someone put that question to the powers that be up at City Hall and see what their answer might be. It just might be that stopping such brainless use of taxpayer funded machinery will save a good percentage of the annual snow clearing and equipment maintenance budget! If these dough-heads aren’t out plowing almost bare streets on weekends and weeknights after midnight to cost us overtime, they’re plowing bare streets for God know what reason and it’s time someone put a stop to it! If this department wasn’t wasting so much of the “Snow” budget in this manner, they just might not have to ask for more money come budget time next year!

Oh well, I’ll likely be banging my head against the council chambers wall but I think I will give my councilor a call and see just what he has to say about it. You’d think that we aren’t the only citizens to notice this activity but then again, as Carole pointed out, most of the people in this neighbourhood are at work by 7am and likely don’t even know that this senseless pavement scraping goes on!

That’s it for this week folks!
Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!

Bye for now … Greg

PS: Something To Think About>
“Gilligan’s Island” was first broadcast on TV 50 years ago!

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Have a good one..
the doug
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