The Squamidian Report – Aug. 23 / 14
 
Issue #639

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The Ontarion

Hi All,

This was rather gruesome and unsettling and not at all nice to see happen. We were driving in to the city the other day and we were on a section of the highway that is 4 lanes wide with a safety barrier down the middle. A deer jumped out in front of the car that was 2 cars ahead of us, they seem to be able to come out of now where. That car managed to slow down a bit and the deer made it onto the left lane. From there it jumped the center barrier, right in to the path of the on-coming traffic. A wall of vehicles, two abreast was traveling a the usual high speed along that section. There was a sound like a bang and thud and splat and the deer simple disappeared. In its place was flying parts and guck. The head went one way, a leg went another, a piece of torso another and the rest was a spray of blended leftovers.

There was nothing we could really do except to continue on. Its too dangerous to pull over on that road unless you absolutely have to. The deer could not be helped, it had exploded into a spray of parts and particles. I would imagine the car that hit it was damaged although it was probably a good thing that the hit was as fast and hard as it was. An exploding deer flies in every direction instead of coming though a windshield. I do know there would have been a lot of very shook-up people. So, no matter what you drive, keep that peripheral vision working, scanning the sides of the road for anything that might jump out in front of you.
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And here's a bummer but on a much more benign level, blueberry season is pretty well over. At least in my back yard. My crop was OK but not a bumper crop like last year. That I expected because last season my plants were loaded. They needed to recover a bit this year. What we did have this year was sunshine. Last year there was not enough to ripen the berries. This year they ripened just fine although we did have to water quite a bit. There is just one plant left with berries still on it, a late fruiting variety, and as fast as they ripen, Kyra eats them. She has learned how to identify the dark blue berries and just picks them, leaving the unripe ones untouched. She has however eaten more of my berries that I have. She can sure shovel them in. There is an 'up-side' to my berry season being over, I eat way too much ice cream when there is a bowl full of berries to be disposed of every day. Now my ice cream intake is back to normal which is well, none.
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We worked our buns off for a couple of days this past week. Ryan and Lauren needed to have their fence down one side of their unit replaced. The other side had been replaced by that neighbour although he did a rather pathetic job of it. Anyway, we loaded all the tools etc we thought we might need into the back of my truck and went to their place to build a fence. Had to pull down what was left of the old one, dispose of that material and then pick up the new lumber needed to build with. We all worked very hard for two days, and got the job done. Well, almost done. They still had to stain the exposed wood but that can be done as time permits. By the time we were done I was so tired and warn out that I couldn't even drive home. So it was up to 'The Wife' and Willow to decide amongst themselves who would do the driving. 'The Wife' won and drove home with poor Willow again stuck in the little back seat area of my truck. We all worked very hard and the fence looks great. Even Kyra helped a bit by handing us screws, or at least she thought she was helping which is just as good.

doug
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!

Our weather has been off and on wet over the past week or so but it’s not been as wet as the forecasters have called for. I think all residents of the Waterloo Region are grateful for the weather folk’s misinterpretation of the radar data they’ve been reporting. Of course, as usual, weather forecasting is not an art but little more than guesswork at best at any time. So, I won’t be too hard on the CTV reporters this time. Let’s hope that our summer’s end turns into the lovely lead-up to Fall that it’s supposed to be!

Anyway, the wild life around here seems to be enjoying the weather we’ve been having and they’re out and about quite a bit these days. We’ve been enjoying watching, feeding and talking to a family of chipmunks all summer long and they’re enjoying the feast of popcorn and peanuts that Carole has been doling out to them over the past weeks. She popped a bag of Orville Redenbacher’s the other week and the chipmunks took to it like kids watching a movie on a Saturday afternoon! They seemed to be slowing down on the popcorn after a few days so while we were shopping this week, Carole picked up a large bag of Virginia Peanuts in the shell and the little dickens are back at it and loving them! They will open the odd one and eat it right in front of us but for the most part, they tuck them shell and all into their amazingly stretchy cheeks and head off into one of their many hiding spots around the outside of our house. I’m sure they’ve already got enough of a stash to last them through next winter but they keep coming back for more. They are the cutest little things and don’t seem to be afraid of either of us when we’re outside sitting either out back or on the front porch. We sit and enjoy a cup of tea and they come begging on their little hind ends if we forget to bring out their treats. LOL! They come right to our feet and sit up like a begging dog and look us right in the eyes until we give in and go get some nuts or popcorn. I think they prefer the peanuts though! We watched over the summer, as the first two chipmunks to appear in the spring became little tiny chipmunk miniatures. We were surprised to see that the first two suddenly had babies since neither one of them looked to be with child! I guess they don’t gain much weight or size when pregnant. However, they produced from what we can tell, two babies and at times we had all four of them running around the back patio looking for handouts! The adults are cute as heck but the babies are just darling little replicas of their parents and so much fun to watch. They follow their parents around and at times were even climbing and riding on their parent’s backs. They’d toss each other around as if in a wrestling match at times and we could hear them squeak and chatter as they did so! What a hoot to enjoy mother nature so close up and I think we owe it all to the amount of gardens we have thanks to Carole, in our back yard. It’s not a big yard but it sure has become a haven for these little critters. They live under our front concrete porch as well as under the concrete patio. Funny, I always thought they lived in trees like squirrels! Hmmm? Oh well, like I always say, “You learn something new every day”!

I witnessed another interesting sight today. We were sitting on the front porch and as I gazed out onto the front lawn, two Robins landed and started to pick up insects from the grass. Then another two Robins came scampering across the street to join them. I commented to Carole that it was odd to see them hopping all that way rather than just fly over the road. After watching the four of them on our lawn, I noticed that there were 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 Robins on the lawn across the street and then I saw another 6 more on another neighbour’s lawn across the street to the right of our porch.  I’ve never seen so many Robins all at the same time before! That made a total of 19 Robins altogether on the three lawns. I know it’s not unusual to see that many starlings or even hundreds of starlings on a lawn but, Robins???? I was amazed! Oh well, I guess Robins have to eat while the picking’s good too!

I hope it’s not a sign that our lawns are full of grubs! LOL!
Oops! I guess that’s not a laughing matter is it? Oh well, at least the birds are hopefully removing the population of whatever insect they were eating and I guess that’s a good thing! I’ll have to keep and eye on the lawn and if necessary, call an exterminator to treat the lawn for whatever infestation shows up! I think you’re still allowed to spray if you call in an expert company to do so!
Guess I’ll find out soon enough if I do call one!

Anyway, that’s about it for this week folks1
Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!
Bye for now … Greg
PS: Something To Think About>
Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that’s attached at only one end! ………………. I think! LOL! Is that other thingy considered a muscle?
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Have a good one..
the doug
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