The Squamidian Report – April 26 / 14
 
Issue #622

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The Ontarion

Hi All,

As far back as I can remember, in fact, including as far back into my childhood as I can remember for that matter, I've been pondering 3 questions. Questions that are actually quite inter-related. On the surface they might sound kind of silly but the deeper you think about them, the deeper they get. They are: 1) why am I 'me', 2) why am I 'here', and 3) why is it always 'now'? So, I'll address each one, not with the answers, because I don't know the answers, but with the meaning of each question.

1) Why am I 'me'? Think about it, billions of people currently live on this planet and I am me. Why am I not someone else? What makes me, well, me? Why is this particular awareness me and not you, or whoever or for that matter whatever. Why am I not a bug or a blade of grass or a dog  or someone living in China or Iceland? There are billions of people here and yet as far as I know, each one is their own 'me'. There can be friendships and relationships yet each individual is still an individual, separate. I am me but why am I this particular 'me'?

2) Why am I 'here'? That isn't asking “why do I exist”, although that makes for an interesting conversation as well. It is asking “why am I at this particular location”. Perhaps I could have been anywhere, or perhaps not, but I am at this point in time right 'here'. I'm not on the other side of the room or the other side of the earth or the other side of the universe. I am 'here', right where I am. Its irrelevant whether or not I want to be here, that seems to be beyond our control because no matter where you think you are choosing to be or for that matter forced to be if its not your choice, you always end up where you are, 'here'. 'Here' seems to means the location of this particular intersection of time and space. The 'where' that 'here' is, is almost unimportant. Don't get me wrong, this particular 'me' is quite happy with the current 'where' of its identifiable 'here'.

3) Why is it always 'now'? Thats a big one. From our prospective we are riding the leading edge of the fabric of time as it moves 'forward' in conjunction with the existence of the universe. Or at least we think we are. But why is it 'now' and not a hundred or a thousand or a billion years ago, or tomorrow or a hundred years from tomorrow and so on? Why is the past behind us and the future ahead of us and yet while the past used to exist as the present, there is really no way of proving that it still exists or ever existed. Where is the past now? To answer with “the past is in the past” is an illogical loop. The past perhaps no longer exists and possibly never did. And the future does not currently exist and in some ways can never because as soon as we get there, its not the future, its the 'now'. Could not the 'now' be the past, present and future all at the same time? I certainly don't know. But what actual law says that the current 'now' is on that leading edge of time and not buried somewhere within time?

A possible answer for 'why is it now' is that it is always now, has always been now and will always be now because there is no time, no past, no future. Everything that ever happened is happening now, and everything that will ever happen is happening right now, and by that I mean a 'now' that would not have a time frame. It couldn't. If 'now' was big enough to be measured, time would exist and we'd be back to a past, present and future. For everything we think of as past, present and future to happen 'now' it would have to be without time. But whether or not thats a possibility, who knows, it just gets more weird the more you think about it and those possibilities are certainly more than I'm capable of exploring, at least for now.

So you see, these questions define a very interesting scenario for any individual 'me'. Why am I me, right here and right now. Couldn't I have been someone in the dark ages somewhere in Europe or something on some other planet in some far away corner of the galaxy in a future that happened long ago? Time, if it exists, would certainly not be a constant, its tied to gravity and to the speed of light. Distance is relative to time. If time doesn’t exist, neither would distance. The universe might be just a strange thought in something's imagination. So the thing that is 'me' sits 'here' right 'now' typing this letter. Once I was a very young kid bewildered with the old people around me. Now I am an old person bewildered by the young people around me. Why is it now, and not then. Why, back 'then', was it 'that' time frame's current 'now' and not some other time? Why is one minute into what we perceive as the future a mystery that must play out but one minute into the perceived past apparently has happened but is now a memory that will fade as 'time' makes our invented minutes expand in a perceived forward direction.

Don't worry, to the best of my knowledge I'm not nuts, I just tend to think strange thoughts and ask weird questions that I have no answer to. And like I said, these three questions are so inter-twined that they might well be one question with three directions.

doug
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!

I just re-learned a valuable lesson once again. I sent out an e-mail to all of you telling a tale about the ABC network banning their employees from wearing any form of lapel pin or other article that shows support for the patriotism of the USA. I took this to have been properly verified by my original source sender and sent it out to many contacts on my e-mail list that I figured would find it interesting. Then after doing so, I decided to check it out on snopes.com, a reliable source I usually go to before I forward such items. To my surprise, snopes debunked the article with a very well described explanation of how the ABC article originated in the first place. The friend that had sent it to me told me that it had been verified by the person who sent it to him and he believed it to be true. I should have known enough not to trust that second hand verification and should have gone to snopes.com before forwarding it to all of you! I also received an e-mail from Ewan with the Snopes.com site in it asking me if I was sure of my source. I of course immediately replied to him telling Ewan that I too had read the Snopes.com explanation after forwarding the e-mail to all of you. Please accept my apologies for sending out misinformation before verifying it myself. I’ll do my best not to have that happen anytime in the future!

From now on, snopes.com will be my best friend!

As you all know, Doug and I have been paying into a lottery group for several years now and have won little but free tickets and very small amounts of cash ($5.00 and less) and nothings changed lately! I’m just writing to let you all know that we’re not giving up! Just when I start thinking that it’s impossible to win any of these lotteries, someone living in close proximity to KW wins a big amount. Just last week a gentleman from St Agatha, just outside Waterloo, picked up a ticket at the Shoppers Drug Mart on Highland Rd in Kitchener and when he checked the ticket the day after the draw, he found he had won $1,000,000.00. Not a bad return for a $3.00 investment! SO, I quickly headed down to the lucky store and bought us a ticket on the Lotto Max the next night. Of course, it didn’t win but the point is, it feels like these big wins keep getting closer and closer to our group location. If it’s not a twenty million dollar winner in Hamilton, London, Cambridge or Brantford like several times over the past year, it is very likely to be someone (our group) right here in KW so once again I’ll say it, “There’s no sense in dropping out of the race at this point!” I’ve still got that winning feeling when it comes to our lotto investment each week so, onward and upward with our fingers crossed for another chance at the big cash jackpot! Wish us luck!

That’s it for this week!
Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!

Bye for now … Greg.

PS: Something To Think About>
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words!
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Have a good one..
the doug
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