The Squamidian Report – April 12  / 14
 
Issue #620

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The Ontarion

Hi All,

Last Sunday was our annual officer's meeting for the riding club I am in. As per usual, the meeting was held in Nanaimo, that being a central location for the Island chapters as well as being as convenient as can be for the main land chapters. We have 3 CMC chapters here on the mainland and there was a total of 12 officers who attended from the mainland. Due to the cost of using the BC ferry system, the least expensive way to get to Nanaimo and obviously back, was to for those who could car-pool to do so and park in the pay lot at Horseshoe Bay, and for me to drive to the Bay and use the pay lot as well. Then all of us boarded as walk-on passengers. The crossing takes about an hour and a half and is quite scenic the whole way but when one has made that crossing many times one no longer feels the need to stand out on the deck taking pictures or taking in the view. We found a seating area where we could chat, catch oup on old friendships and discuss some club business.

As we were approaching Nanaimo, perhaps still about 15 minutes out, I spotted a fast moving powerboat approaching from the port side at a very high speed. It was on a perpendicular course and if nothing changed, it would intersect the nose of the ferry. Just as I spotted the boat, the ferry horn blasted 4 times and the ferry slowed a bit. You could feel the engines power back. There was no change in speed or direction from the powerboat. Now some of you may recall I've mentioned that one of my officer's is Ian, DrMucker of You Tube fame. Ian never goes anywhere without one of his cameras, usually the one he had with him, the one we call the 'stocker cam' because of the incredible clear zoom capabilities it has. I think it zooms to about 2400 times with almost no lose of clarity. I pointed out the boat and suggested to Ian that he might want to go out on deck and get some pictures. He headed out and the ferry blasted its horn again and really slowed, it felt like they threw it into reverse. The powerboat never changed speed or direction and cleared the nose of the ferry by a hundred feet or so. Ian came back in and showed us the pictures he had taken. He had zoomed right in and had the name of the boat, the name and model of the outboard engines, and even the faces of the driver and passenger. I suggested he check with the bridge crew to see if they wanted or needed his pictures. He did, and they were quite happy to have a copy. (the wonders of digital photography). Just after he came back an attendant came and thanked him and said thanks to the evidence on his pics, the coast guard would be paying a visit to that boat and it's owner very soon. The boat owner had broken numerous marine laws and rules.

On the crossing back, he was again able to get some interesting pictures although the subject of his shots were not actually breaking any rules, just having fun.
As we approached Horseshoe Bay a couple of jet-ski things came zooming out at high speed, but went out past the rear of the ferry where they could play in the ferry's wake, racing back and forth across the wake and using them to get airborne. So, while we saw lots of wild life on our crossings, it was only the human kind.

'The Wife' is back. Just thought I'd let you know. Good to have her home. The dog was sure glad to see her. I had tried to not show any indication that something was up all Wednesday and yet I could tell she (the dog, not the wife) was looking at me strangely, expectantly. Then throughout the evening she (the dog, not the wife) started sticking like glue. 'The Wife's' plane was scheduled to get in about 10:15pm or so which meant there was no point in heading for YVR until about 9pm. I was sitting at the computer doing stuff. At about 5 to 9 the dog got up and started doing everything in her power to convince me we had to go. She thundered to the door the same way she does when she is trying to get our butts in gear at walk time. I have no idea how she could know that we'd be heading to the airport at 9, but she sure seemed to know. Traffic was lite and we drove in along the Sound and onto the Upper Levels Highway. If we were headed for Ryan's we would stay on the highway all the way to the Maple Ridge turnoff. If we are headed for the airport we turn off at Taylor Way, which we did. As soon as the dog saw me exit from the highway at the 'correct' interchange she began to wine a bit until I told her to stop. She spent the time it takes to get through down town Vancouver looking expectantly out the car window. Her excitement grew as we neared the airport. There was only a wait of perhaps 10 minutes for 'The Wife' to retrieve her luggage. Once we were back at the car she (the dog, not the wife) went nuts, trying very hard to turn herself inside out. She (the wife, not the dog) was equally happy to see the dog but didn't turn herself inside out.

Due to the now late hour traffic in Vancouver was lite, the only real thing to watch out for at night there is the pedestrians. They all seem to dress in black, with hoods covering their heads and obstructing their vision as well as having their attention on their stupid smart phones instead of where they are going, walk anywhere and everywhere, and step out in front of cars as well as ignore traffic lights, making it a bit dicy. However, we got through the city quickly and up onto the highway and home. She (the wife, not the dog, well, maybe the dog too for all I know) looked out the next morning to green grass, flowers, blossoms and buds. We took the dog for her walk and all is right with the world.

doug
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THE ONTARION REPORT


Hello everyone!

It’s good to be talking to you from a much warmer climate this week! We’ve finally cracked the double digit Celsius mark and that means that we may have just seen the last of this years snowfalls but don’t hold your breath. The roadway tunnels of snow banks have all but disappeared but the dirty gutters and boulevards are still quite obvious here in KW. I guess it’ll take a few days and nights of April Rain to wash away the winter grime and open up the springtime before the buds start showing on the trees. This week we actually hit the 17c mark on Thursday and “Man did it feel good!” The new Jeep is one sweet ride and I must admit I’m even becoming used to having the sunroof open a crack. I never have been a fan of sunroofs in vehicles but as long as it doesn’t burn my hairless bean I guess I’ll be able to put up with it! LOL! We still have about 2’ of snow in the back yard but even it is starting to melt away. The surface of the pond is actually showing through in one small area. I guess that means I should be able to open it up by June, Hahahaha…!

We had a very quiet evening on Wednesday night except for the sound of four huge Kitchener Wilmot Hydro trucks idling beside our house. I had just returned home about 5:00pm from a short drive to pick up our lotto tickets for the 6/49 draw that night and I had just stepped out of the Jeep. When, all of a sudden, there was an incredibly loud bang that I thought had come from inside the house, like someone slamming an eight-foot 2x4 flat on the kitchen floor! Suddenly Adam and Carole popped out of the house and said they had just heard a loud explosion and saw smoke drift past the kitchen window. We all went out through the man door because there was no power on to open the electric garage door. After a short walk to the corner of our lot we found out that there had been a transformer that exploded in an in-ground vault across the street from our house. It’s the same one that exploded last year around this time. It didn’t take long for the neighbours to start wandering out of their houses to find out what had caused their electricity to suddenly black out. One of the guys from a couple of houses down from our place said he had called the Hydro Co and they were on their way. It took about a half hour before a service truck finally showed up. The guy that phoned in the distress call met them and showed them where the problem vault was. Of course like any other gov’t agency they took their sweet time calling in the appropriate number of trucks, men (or women) and equipment to handle the repair. We watched them as they stood around discussing the situation while time grew closer and closer to the hour Carole’s beloved “Fantasy Island” TV show was to start. She said, “Well, I guess we won’t be watching Fantasy Island tonight unless these guys get things fixed in the next half hour!” We both laughed and agreed there was no chance of that happening. It was already 7:30pm and the big bang happened at 5pm.

After two and a half hours of deciding who was going to do the work and how many were going to watch him do it they finally put out safety cones around the four big “work” trucks and the supervisor’s pick up truck and it looked like they were about to lift the lid on the vault! We decided to put a pot of water on the side burner of the BBQ (See Doug, there is a use for those side burners after all!) and make ourselves a pot of tea. With the house getting quite dark, we were at a quandary as to how to spend the evening. I said, “Well Honey, I guess we’ll just have to talk to each other!” LOL! After the laughter subsided, I asked if she’d like to listen to me read my new book “The Great Escape” to her by flashlight! You could have cut the silence with a knife! SO, we both went up to the bedroom and got into our PJ’s and then went back down stairs where I made the tea while Carole brought out three candles and our 100 year old coal oil lamp so we’d have some light at least in the family room. We had the fireplace (gas) on so we would have some heat as well. We were able to put up with the smell of the coal oil lamp for about a half hour and then decided to can that idea. I don’t know how our ancestors ever lived past the age of 30 after breathing that toxic stink every night once the sun went down. Of course, with no TV to watch, they likely just went to bed after supper and had no need for the lamps to be burning late! LOL! We were actually lost without the TV to watch and no decent light by which to read a good book. Hell, we couldn’t even play on the i-Pad with no power to run the computer from which it derives its signals. So Carole caught a short snooze on the couch beside me while I sat mesmerized by the dancing flames of the gas fireplace. We were nice and snug by the fire but didn’t realize how hot the fireplace and the glass front of it were getting with no power to run the internal fan to help dissipate the heat. After a few hours I got up to turn off the fireplace and damn near burned my fingers off when I touched the switch! It was late and Carole decided to turn in for the night. I figured I should stay up for a bit longer to make sure that I hadn’t created a fire hazard by letting the fireplace get so HOT! Wouldn’t want another burning ember related rude awakening in the middle of the night now would we? Hahahaha…….. and this one would have been my fault and that would never do!!!

Anyway, it was around midnight when we went up to bed and at around 2am I was awakened by a banging noise outside. I got up and peeked out the window and the Hydro guys were just packing up after replacing the transformer with a new one. In the morning Carole told me that she had looked out at the street around 1am and the 8 guys were all standing around the back of one truck laughing and talking. After about ten minutes, a pick up truck pulled up and the driver got out with a tray of coffees and a box of doughnuts from Timmy’s! I guess even Hydro workers deserve a break at 1am! Anyway, by 2am we had power once again but by then it was too late to watch TV so I climbed back in the sack and managed to sleep until morning.

It was quite an experience spending a night without one of the major conveniences that we tend to take for granted in today’s modern world! I think everyone should spend one night a year without their hydro on just to remind us that what we take for granted can be snuffed out in an instant and could be out for a much longer period of time than just 8 hours! A happening like this makes us think about what else could suddenly come to an end with no control on our part to restore it! Actually kind of makes one appreciate the modern conveniences we enjoy every day. So next time you’re wondering what you can be thankful for, try saying one for the Hydro Workers that keep things humming for us in our cushy world! I hope they enjoyed that tray of Timmy’s!

That’s it for this week folks! Thanks for tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!

Bye for now … Greg

PS: Something To Think About>
I’m reading a book about “Anti-Gravity” and I can’t put it down!
 
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Have a good one..
the doug
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