The Squamidian Report – July 24 / 10
Issue #426

Including:
A Note From Carol
The Ontarion

Hi All,

Ever noticed how nose hair grows so quickly and is all of a sudden sticking way out in a big clump? The stuff seems to grow like a shark’s teeth. Remove the visible hairs and within the blink of an eye there is a whole new batch ready to drop down and take its place. And they are not new short soft hairs, they are fully formed stiff bristles. While this may not be a big deal to most people most of the time it sure is a nuisance when riding a motorcycle. The wind catches those stiff bristles and causes them to tickle the nose from whence they protrude. Big time! It tickles enough to make your eye water and to make you want to rip your nose right off with your gloved hand. Problem with that is that those gloved hands are usually busy holding onto the bike’s handlebars.

The solution would seem simple, just keep those nasal hairs trimmed. But like I said, there seems to be an endless supply waiting to move forward and drop down into place. It’s like something out of ‘Wild Kingdom’. Maybe someone with a video camera should do a documentary on the subject.

Oh, by the way, we are home safely from our epic motorcycle road trip. And quite a trip it was. We put on almost 11,000 kilometers. That’s a lot of riding. But that’s what road trips are all about. You get up, saddle up and away you go with no real concern at all about where you will end up at the end of the day. It’s the journey, just that simple. I’m not going to go into any amount of detail now because as soon as I can post the adventure with pictures to my web site I’ll send out a link so anyone who cares to check it out can. In the mean time I’ll jus touch on the highlights. We left here and rode east, across the mountains and over the prairies to Winnipeg where we hooked up with brother Gary who had ridden out from S. Ont. We met at Tim’s, our other brother. From there we headed on east and into Ontario where we came over the top of the Lakes and down into the KW area where we hooked up with Paul and Sherry.

From there we headed south all the way to West Virginia. At that point we split, they heading east and us west. We crossed or at least partly crossed Iowa, Illinois, Kentucky, Missouri, South Dakota, Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, Washington and then back into BC. Rode through hot, cold, rain and wind. Watched the world go by, watched the topography change. Sometimes very slowly, sometimes very quickly. We got home safe, happy and tired. And we got home in time for some of my blueberry crop.

I had thought for sure my blueberry crop would be over with before we got home but at least half of it is still here, still ripening. Apparently even though it has been hot and sunny on the west coast the nights have been very cool so the berries have not all ripened at once. So now I can enjoy them as I hoard them all to myself.

I spent the better part of the day after we got home washing the bike. I don’t think I’ll ever get all the bug splats cleaned off of Big Blue but at least she looks presentable from a distance now. And speaking of Big Blue, she averaged just over 54 mpg, with the lowest mileage of 48 mpg during bucking a strong buffeting headwind while climbing long steep hills and the highest mileage of 63 mpg along smooth, flat highway with a tailwind. Can’t complain at all. And like I said, as soon as I have some story with pictures posted I’ll let you know.

Well guess what, I put in some overtime at the old keyboard and got my web version of the bike trip up and running. Here is the link:
http://www.thedougsite.net/10-Trip/2010Trip1.htm

doug
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A Note From Carol

Our Week
 
We were very happy to hear that Doug was home and ready to resume sending out his Squamidian.  I’m not sure how he and Greg come up with something interesting to say week after week.  Thanks guys for a job well done, you are appreciated even though I’m sure it must seem like you are creating in a vacuum sometimes.  Jackie was saying that she keeps intending to contribute articles to Doug but never has the time.  Can I suggest that when Jackie writes something for her Fernglen Inn blog that she also sends a copy to Doug for inclusion in the Squid?
 
This has been an uneventful week, Al spent a few days in Wiarton visiting his Mom and I enjoyed having Vivvy.  I was happy to know I didn’t need to write anything this week because I thought I would not have anything to say.  Mother Nature changed that.  It started pouring, off and on, around midnight (today is Friday).  By 8:00a.m. the storm drains on our street were overwhelmed and the flood came.  At the high point the water was lapping almost to our front door.  I went outside when the water had receded a bit and the rain eased off.  The water was still over half a foot deep on the sidewalk and over knee deep on the street.  I know because some of the young male neighbours were pushing flooded cars to higher ground – they even started swimming and cavorting in the water.  It reminded me of the fun we had when we were little playing in the rain puddles, but I don’t remember puddles this big.  A large commercial van made it through the water by not slowing down but the wave he created picked up a small car left parked on the road and moved it a foot or so.  The low point on our street is right in front of our place so this is where people started congregating to watch the action – it became almost a party, albeit a soggy one.  One neighbour has promised to e-mail me pictures and if he does I will send one on to Doug for posting.  Take care and have a good week.
 
Carol

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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!

Looks like we’re back to our normal Southern Ontario summer weather once more. It’s been a while since we had a summer like this one. I’m thoroughly enjoying the sunshine and heat aren’t you? I must say though that we’re not sparing the air conditioning here in hour house. Why own a luxury item if you’re not going to use it. Even with the government spearheading the dirty underhanded billing technique of variable rates for hydro in the form of charging three different rates for a Kw/hr depending on the time of day. I think we’re becoming a provincial dictatorship rather than a democracy. With the hydro rates being bounced around like a ping-pong ball I’m beginning to wonder when the government will start representing the voters again …… IF they ever did! It seems to me that the Liberals don’t give a darn what the voters want and I was totally shocked to see that they withdrew the eco fees on all the recyclables this week! The complaints from the voting public finally rang a bell in that thick skull of McGuinty’s and I’m not sure why but they backed off on the eco. I’m sure that’s not the last we’ll hear of the eco fees. They’ll find a way to reinstate that “tax” about a year from now and we probably won’t be told about it! It’ll probably be hidden in the price of each article without our knowledge. It’s time for the voters to come to their senses and vote the Liberals out before they spend us into another Bob Rae mess if we aren’t already there!  
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And another thing!!!!!!!!  
I have a bug up my behind about the G-20 “protesters” in Toronto the other week. If they can travel all the way from several provinces to Toronto just to cause havoc under the guise of “legal protest” when there was actually nothing to protest, where the hell were they when Queens Park was cramming the HST up our behinds without a care in the world? It seems to me that when there is something worth protesting these mobs are nowhere in sight. Yet when there is nothing or very little to make an issue of they are out in full force! Hell, they were all upset about the three days of “abusive” extra power given the police when if they had paid attention to the government  announcement on security for the G-20 they might have picked up on the fact that it was NOT made law but was just a suggestion that it might be introduced for the three days of the summit only. The government let the public assume that they were instituting such a temporary change just to see if it would keep back the crowds of protesters and curiosity seekers. I’m sure the government figured if the trick worked they were ahead of the game but if it didn’t work that way it wouldn’t have worked if legally enacted through parliament anyway! So who were the losers? The thing that really galls me is that these protesters might have done some good toward keeping the HST off the books had they shown up at Queens Park in an orderly and legal fashion. But noooooooo, they’d rather pick the more highly publicized event and make a mess of the situation than make a worthwhile point! They of course were not all vandals and hoodlums in attendance but the squeaky wheel gets the grease as usual. For the most part, Canada is not known for it’s riots and vandalism but for it’s quiet sensible protests to make a valid point when we disagree with something the government is doing. In fact, some would say Canadians are a little too passive in such situations. I say we can be loud enough to make our point in protest but there is absolutely no justification to rioting and causing damage of any kind to public or private property. The individuals that are being identified and arrested for their part in the G-20 unrest deserve exactly what they get for breaking the law! It’s time to get tough with such hooligans and stop giving these criminals house arrest. Maybe if the Judges start putting them in the can for 30 days or more, other would be trouble- makers will think twice before participating in these riots. The presence of cell phones and video cameras at such a scene is a modern blessing for the police. It’s time the trouble makers wise up and realized that most of them if not all will have their faces or at least enough of their faces on camera at such events that they will eventually be identified and dealt with in the end. I hope the Toronto police manage to corral every last one of them and the courts make them pay restitution along with serving a jail sentence. Causing damage and injury for the sake of “fun” is just plain stupid not to mention criminal. Where the hell are their heads these days? Toss ‘em all in the hoosegow and throw away the key!
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That’s it for this weeks soapbox folks!
Thanks for tuning in and I look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!

Bye for now… GREG
PS: Something To Think About>
Learn from the mistakes of others. Trust me…you can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.  I’ve tried!

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Have a good one..
the doug
http://www.thedougsite.net
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