The Squamidian Report – Aug. 14 / 10
 
Issue #429
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The Ontarion

Hi All,

Landslides in the mountains are fairly normal occurrences. At least on a geological time scale. In the young Coastal Mountains they happen quite regularly. In the 9 years we have lived out here the Trans Canada Highway just west of Hope in the Fraser Valley has been blocked about 3 times by rock and mud and logs that have broken loose and come sliding down from the slopes above. The catalyst for these slides has been the lubricating and saturating effects of the winter rains. Just a couple of years ago the whole cliff face that had been hanging over the Sea to Sky Highway south of Squamish at Porteau Cove gave way and buried the highway under thousands of tonnes of rock. That slide was the result of hydraulic pressure on the weak boundary layers within the cliff.

The slide that has been making the news these past few days just northwest of Pemberton is really no different in origin than any of these others. The mountain in question is Mt Meager and it is a very young one AND it’s a volcanic mountain. We have two kinds of mountains around here, volcanic and uplifted granite. The volcanic ones are the younger and more unstable ones. Often the side slopes consist of a mixture of rock and gravels and sub soils all mixed together that turn to shmoo when disturbed or saturated. This shmoo can instantly become liquid in nature and flow at a tremendous rate. When it stops flowing and dries out it will be as hard as concrete but can instantly return to a liquid form under the right moisture conditions.

The main concern for the Pemberton Valley was that the debris flow blocked the Lillooet River for a time and forced a lake to back up behind the landslide. Had the slide debris held for a while and then let go, that lake would have roared down the valley bringing the mud and rocks and trees with it. That could have wiped out everything in its path all the way down to Harrison Lake.

The catalyst for this slide was not rain, we are having a summer drought. The source of the saturating water was the glacier up above that broke loose. The melt water was the lubricant, along with the large chunks of ice that ended up mixed in with the mountainside materials.

Luckily, because the debris field was spread out over a large area, the river was able to cut a new passage through and over the field and the lake was able to drain at a pace that did not create any further immediate danger. The whole area will be too unstable for recreational use for quite a while now. There had been campsites and hot springs and hiking trails throughout the upper valleys but they will now be out-of-bounds for the next few years. The big concern now it that during the rainy season more of the now disturbed mountainside will let go and result in another big slide that could wash further down the valley or block the river. The blocked river would breach the blockage and become a wall of water, rock and trees that would race down the valley at high speed. The local geologists will be kept busy for some time to come.
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I know that the mid summer meteor show is a big event, anticipated by all of us. It was however a bit of a disappointment for us out here. Our night sky was cloudless and the moon was not above the horizon so viewing should have been very good. Instead, viewing was so poor that it was impossible to see any of the ‘shooting stars’. There is still a lot of forest fire smoke in the air, especially in the upper atmosphere and the resultant haze blocked out everything. I want my money back!

doug
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Anyone interested in what Wild Wood Warren is up to these day, check out this link he sent in:
http://us1.campaign-archive.com/?u=bde5739de8abdcf4ad354a945&id=7539f76110

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THE ONTARION REPORT
Hello everyone!

I’ve always wondered why we boil corn and call it a “Corn Roast”. For the past 55 years or so I’ve been having “Corn Roasts” either with my parents and or some other relatives. My uncle Jerry and his wife Thelma (my mother’s sister) were indeed very famous for holding a huge “Corn Roast” every summer and we were always in attendance as a family affair. My mum and dad and myself and my brother and sister when we were younger kids were in Thelma and Jerry’s back yard up on Roosevelt St in Waterloo munching corn until the wee hours of the morning and the adults were into drinking case after case of beer, usually in the form of Red Cap Ale and once Carling Brewery became Labbatt’s they switched to drinking Blue. We kids didn’t have to worry what brand of booze was available until of course we were old enough to drink, so pop was the method of washing down the corn in the early days of the gatherings. When we and our same aged cousins became old enough to drink at these occasions Labbatt’s pretty much had to put on a third shift to keep up with the consumption by my relatives. This of course was back in the 50’s 60’s and 70’s and once the older family members began to meet their maker the amount of beer needed to wash down all that corn decreased and Labbatt’s eventually closed down the entire operation in Waterloo. I guess that tidbit of information in Labbatt’s history will likely never be made public but the members of my family claim it to be a fact and will always regard it as one of our claims to fame.

Now to get back to my “Corn Roast” point! I only recently became aware of a method of preparing corn on the cob for dinner that is amazing indeed. I guess what I was trying to say was that of the thousands of cobs of corn prepared and consumed by the famous “Thelma and Jerry” “Corn Roasts” not one of them was actually “Roasted”! They were all boiled in huge kettles of water on open pit fires in their back yard. Carole and I have continued to boil our cobs of corn for the past 38 years in the Thelma and Jerry tradition and of course enjoyed the results. There were times when the corn wasn’t quite as tender and sweet as we would have liked it to be but we just chalked that up to the luck of the draw from the crops of that particular year. Some times you get great corn and sometimes you don’t! That’s just the way it goes!

Well, we were treated to a feast of corn on the cob last weekend by friends of ours that we’ve known for 35 years and have never believe it or not eaten corn on the cob with. They came to our house for an afternoon visit and an early evening meal. They insisted on providing the corn for the occasion. I was surprised when I saw Carole placing the cobs still encased in their husks in the kitchen sink immersed in cold water. When I asked her what she was doing she said she was just following orders from Paul our guest. He said he was going to treat us to the best tasting corn on the cob we’d ever eaten and just to do as he said! LOL! So on that note, I just turned the process of cooking the corn over to his capable hands. What do I know anyway???!!! LOL!

As I started to dig out the “Corn” boiling pot from beneath the cupboard I was once again surprised to hear from him that we would not need the use of the famous 38 year old corn pot. He said we’ll be doing the corn on the BBQ. I know, you’re probably saying “How can Greg not know of this method of cooking corn?” Well, I guess when you are conditioned as a youngster to do it as your parents always did, you don’t look for any other method of preparing such foodstuffs! Anyway, he instructed me to warm up the BBQ and after an hour of soaking, the corn was ready to cook. I carried the tray of corn out to the patio and was about to start husking it when he once more stopped me in mid “husk”. Paul told me to get him a pair of heat resistant mitts and stand back and watch a pro at work. I did find a new pair of leather welding gloves in the garage and brought them out to the patio. He placed the cobs of corn on the grill complete with husks and closed the lid. He said that it would take 20 minutes and the corn would be ready to eat. I watched as he timed the opening of the lid at 5 minute intervals and each time he opened it he turned the corn cobs a half turn on the grill. After performing this feet four times he removed the corn from the BBQ one at a time and with the welding gloves he removed the husks and placed the stripped cobs on a tray in a stack. He said “There you go, PERFECT CORN! In a nice loud and proud voice. Well, I could hardly wait to try this steaming stack of yellow delight! The ladies had set up the patio table with all the necessities to handle the hot cobs and away we went! We devoured that dozen huge cobs of corn in record time and we were amazed at how sweet and tender it was. It by far surpassed any “boiled” corn we’d ever eaten. Even my Uncle Jerry’s famous corn could not hold a candle to this amazing stack of sweetness! I can honestly say, I have never tasted such incredibly delicious corn.

Paul had succeeded in teaching us the true meaning of “Corn Roast”! No more “boiled” corn for these guys that’s for sure. To truly “Roast” the cobs of corn on the BBQ is the only way. Paul explained that soaking the corn, husks and all in water for up to an hour made it possible to steam the corn in their own jackets on the BBQ by roasting the complete ear, thus keeping all that lovely flavour and sweetness in the kernels for eating! WOW! I would never have thought of doing corn on the cob that way and never have believed it would taste superior to our old tried and true method of yesteryear! Sorry Uncle Jerry, but your boiling method is now “History” in the true sense of the word! It’s just too bad that you and aunt Thelma and mum and dad aren’t here to enjoy a few cobs with us on the patio via this amazing cooking method. I’m sure you’re all looking down on us every time we have corn on the cob because we feel and talk about your presence when we do have a “Corn Roast”. Those days and good times will always be with us in spirit as I’m sure so will the four of you. You’re always welcome at our corn roasts! We’ll save a spot for each of you for sure!

That’s it for this week!
Thanks for tuning in and I look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!
Bye for now… GREG.

PS: Something To Think About>
How many cobs of corn can you eat at one sitting?

PPS: The corn was so moist and sweet that we didn’t even need to smother it in butter (or low fat margarine) and salt. Give it a try!

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Have a good one..
the doug
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