The Squamidian Report – Aug. 7 / 10
 
Issue #428

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The Ontarion

Hi All,

It’s a bit frustrating, after having lots to talk about for several weeks I’m back to scraping the bottom of the barrow for ideas. Doesn’t help that I’m back to work. Made the mistake of telling the guy I work for (casual part-time when I’m needed) that we were home and so now I’m working again. They actually aren’t that busy but there are some machine jobs that need someone more skilled than a landscape laborer to do. I don’t want to work and I certainly don’t like to work but I’m obligated to work when he needs me. I’m trying my darndest to be semi-retired. Really only want enough work to make some money for Christmas shopping, and so I can have some funds stashed away for tires and insurance for the bike for next year. I’d much rather be called in to work once the weather goes downhill in the Fall.

We do intend to make the retirement thing official as of the beginning of next year. We’ve started the paperwork for Canada Pension and that means I actually have to stop working by early December. Cool. After that I can still be casual part-time but only have to work when I want to, not when they want me although I guess I’d have to want to AND they would have to want me to at the same time for that to work. That sounds even better. Its not that I’m laze, well, yes I am but that’s not the point. It’s that I’ve spent the better part of the last 45 years working hard instead of smart and now I’m a bit tired of official ‘work’. Besides, I’ve got so many hobbies and things to take up my time and attention that there is no time left for working. It just gets in the way.
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Any of you who have been out this way know how stunning and majestic the mountains all around us are. The scenery is world class spectacular. Many of you also know about the nearly 500 forest fires burning in BC. The smoke from all those fires has created a haze that has blanketed the whole province. Currently, we cannot see the mountains around us. The haze is so thick that we can’t see across the valley to the other side. We can’t see ‘The Chief’. We can’t even see Garibaldi. It is a thick impenetrable white haze. I guess if this were back east it would be yellow. Either way, it is quite disturbing to not be able to see the scenery. Even when you look straight up, the sky is white, not blue. Most private aviation is at a halt because visibility is too low for minimum VFR flight.

And yes, breathing is not so good right now. Everyone has burning eyes and is short of breath. There are campfire bans and even bans on charcoal BBQs. Although many of the fires have been caused by human behavior, the majority has been lit from lightning strikes. There has been a non-stop parade of dry thunderstorms, which yield no rain but lots of lightning. And with conditions hot and tinder dry, that’s all it takes.

You know those Coast Mountains we can’t see right now? This is actually the second time around for them. They had existed 45 million years ago, having been pushed up by the usual method of one tectonic plate pushing on another. Then that pressure stopped and they slowly eroded down to rolling hills. Then, about 7 or 8 million years ago they started to grow again and have grown into their present state. This time however the cause was not one plate pushing on or colliding with another. It was heat from below. The same heat as from the source of the volcanic activity throughout the coastal area. It caused and is till causing thermal expansion of the crust and that expansion has forced the granite to rise about 2 kilometers.

Here’s another interesting geographical factoid. The lowest elevation point in Montana is about 30 miles south of the BC border where the Kootenai River crosses into Idaho. That elevation is 1820 ft. Interestingly, the Kootenai River crosses the BC border twice and when it is on the Canadian side where it started from it is called the Kootenay River. Slight difference in spelling, don’t know why, guess it’s cultural. The river widens out into a lake that reaches into both Canada and the US where it flows south into the States. That lake is called Lake Koocanusa, after the river and both countries. After flowing west into Idaho the river turns north and crosses back into Canada just south of Creston BC. Just north of there it flows into Kootenay Lake and then out of that lake near Nelson. From there it runs a short distance before emptying into the Columbia at Castlegar, just north of the US border. And as you probably know, the Columbia crosses into the States and swings down under Washington State on its way to the Pacific.

doug
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THE ONTARION REPORT

Hello everyone!

HOT? You darned tootin’ it is and it’s only going to cool off a little over the next couple of days and then is supposed to go back up to the same sweltering heat we’ve been having! I’m NOT complaining mind you but it has been a tad like a sauna out there for the past couple of weeks. Oh well, we would be bitchin’ a lot more if we were having another poor summer like we had last year. So, let’s just take off a layer of clothing and enjoy the sunshine while it lasts!  I think that even the west coast is now enjoying hotter temps and that’s a good thing as far as having a summer goes. On the other hand they are having a devastating year for forest fires and need some relief for sure in that regard! I hope they get a handle on the 180 fires real soon before there aren’t any trees left to burn in that province! They don’t know the cause for sure of some of the fires close to the Squamish region but rumor has it that sparks were seen being emitted from the pipes of a Blue 2009 Harley that’s been streaking from mountain to mountain on those sunny days in the Vancouver to Whistler corridor. I sure hope it’s not from our Doug’s “Big Blue”! LOL! That’s what happens when you get rid of your stock pipes for the sake of wanting to make some noise with your new HOG! Maybe he’ll have to install a set of “Spark Arrestors” on those near straight through pipes to make them less volatile OR, maybe trade that beast in on a more civilized Japanese model that doesn’t back fire under load! LOL! I guess that’s Doug’s choice and he’ll make it in a couple of years when Big Blue get’s to the 100,000 km mark.
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Speaking of heat, I received an e-mail the other day from a friend of mine who lives in Navarre Florida. Navarre is the mainland sister city to Navarre Beach on the island of Santa Rosa where Carole and I vacationed last February. It is in the northern panhandle of the state of Florida and is one of the beaches affected by the BP oil spill. They have finally permanently plugged the oil leak with concrete and mud and now they are going to concentrate on cleaning up the Gulf. That should only take about 3 to 5 years to get most of the remaining free-floating oil picked up. Let’s hope they can get it all!

Anyway, my friend Frank was born in Canada and we were friends when we lived in the same neighbourhood when we were kids. In 1960 his dad took a job in California and moved the family there permanently. Frank consequently became a US citizen and has lived in the states ever since. He is now retired from the Texas Telephone Co and is living in Florida. He wrote to me to say that he and his wife are wanting to find a cottage to rent for a couple of weeks up here on one of the Great Lakes. He said it’s so darned hot in Florida this year that they can’t stand it and they’d like to come up to Canada to get some relief from the heat! LOL! I wrote back to tell him that although it’s probably not as hot here as down there, it is still uncomfortably hot here as well and he may not get much relief by coming all the way to Ontario. I guess he’s forgotten that we get hot summers too! Some people think I guess that we live in igloos all year round! LOL! Little do they know that our igloos melt come spring! Hahahaha…..! I don’t believe that Florida experiences the kind of humidity that we do here in Southern Ontario so they probably would find our kind of heat almost as uncomfortable as their Hot and Dry heat. People always say that a dry heat isn’t as hard to take as a humid one but I’m not so sure that’s true. I don’t think I could take a 105F temps day after day after day. Of course we may not have this heat all summer so Frank may be in for some relief if he and Gayle come north for a few weeks. He’s got a friend that lives in Port Elgin and he’s going to contact him and ask him to look for a cottage for rent for he and Gayle. I guess that area of the great lakes is known for it’s steady breeze off Lake Huron so it’s probably the wisest choice for them to vacation up here if they want a beach town to do it in. I’m sure they’ll find something to rent and I hope they do come up this summer yet. If not, Frank said they will be up for a few weeks next summer for sure. It might be too late for them to find anything decent to rent this late in the season for this year. Who knows, I may be wrong about that so all he can do is try. Leaving the Florida heat to come up to Ontario and finding it almost as hot here is akin to Doug and Sue thinking they’d come east to escape the wet weather of BC only to find the rain had either followed them east or beaten them here when on their bike trip. You never can tell for sure what you’ll find in another part of the country weather wise. Regardless, it’s good to hear that there are Americans that have the urge to vacation in our beautiful country and that they’re not just soaking up our Canadian money in their southern states. They call us “Snowbirds” what do we call Americans that fly north to vacation? That’s a topic for another time!
Guess that’s all for this week!

Thanks for tuning in and I look forward to talking to you all again next week in The Ontarion Report!
Bye for now… GREG

PS: Something To Think About> (Motorcycle Rider Wisdom)
Young riders pick a destination and go, mature riders pick a direction and go!
Bugs taste the same at midnight as they do at noon!

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Have a good one..
the doug
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