The Squamidian Report – July 12 / 03

 

Also in this issue:

The Ontarion

The Etobican

A Note from Traveling Carol

A Note from Ewan

 

Hi All,

 

We did something last Sunday that Sue and I have both wanted to do since we moved here. We have walked parts of the sea wall in Stanley Park many times over the years but we’ve never taken the time to walk the whole thing.

 

The four of use drove into the city on Sunday morning and got parked before the park filled up with tourist. The day was sunny and bright; there were literally hundreds of sailboats on English Bay and out into the Straight. There were huge container vessels in the port and waiting to come in.

 

We took our time, just strolling along and enjoying the views and scenery. Took up about 3 hours to walk the entire way around. It would be about 10 km according to my GPS. We stopped at many of the lookouts and enjoyed the views. Great way to spend a Sunday morning.

 

And speaking of the views, you should see all the young women in their tight spandex on roller blades cruising along the sea wall. Very hard to concentrate, and with your wife walking right beside you, you sure realize the benefits of dark sunglasses.

 

The tourist traffic on the highway on our way back was a real bummer. It is certainly not their fault, for unless you are familiar with that sea to sky highway, it can be a bit intimidating. They are all over the road as they look at the scenery instead of driving their car. If they are in a motor home etc they seem to be afraid that it will tip over on the shark curves. The real problem is the mixture of tourists and the people that drive the highway regularly. Like mixing oil and water, it don’t work. The locals know where the passing lanes are and are ready to go as soon as they get to them. Unfortunately, there will inevitably be some white knuckled driver that won’t pull into the slow lane and won’t speed up to even near the posted speed. You can hear the screams of frustration. Not us of course, we behave ourselves.

 

Sue wanted shelves in the little closet off our balcony. She was starting to look for a unit in the stores so I figured I’d better build some quick. That would be easier than carrying in and assembling some over priced cheaply build thing. Anyway, some material from the buildall store and an hours time and now she has her shelves. Hey, they are only 4 feet long but maybe we can rent those out as bunks during the Olympics.

 

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THE ONTARION REPORT

 

July 11, 2003

 

Hi everyone! Welcome back again. It’s been a busy week for us here in Ontario. We’ve had everything from an armed bank robbery to a Jazz Festival here in the twin cities. Other places in Ontario such as Toronto have been in the news as well. Toronto is hosting the Toronto Indy this weekend. Looks like the qualifying laps in TO tomorrow will be wet again. They are forecasting 60% rain for Saturday but Sunny and warm for Sunday the day of the actual race. Here’s hoping that our own Paul Tracey will win this year. I’ll have to keep an eye on the TV this Sunday. One of these years, I’ll get up the energy to attend the race in person.

 

We’ve been experiencing some wet weather for the past few days. It rained very hard this morning but has been off and on all day with drizzle and the odd shower. I guess we needed some moisture but 4 days of it is enough for a while. It figures that it would rain the day after the regional trucks were around our neighbourhood placing larvacide in the storm drains. I spotted the truck beside my house yesterday and read in the paper that they were dropping larvacide through a funnel device into storm drains to stop the breeding and hatching of mosquitoes. I guess they’ll have to redo the work they did yesterday. They said it has to be placed in standing water and I understand it has to sit for a few days to be effective. If they place it in a drain with running water, it will just wash away. Maybe it only takes a few hours to do its work. I’ll have to watch the paper and see if there’s anything said about the rain’s effect on the project. Carole and I were just saying that we’ve only seen a few mosquitoes around here this year. It’s been a very good year for the lack of insects here.

 

We finally went out and purchased a dozen gold fish to put in the pond. They are just small ones but we’ve been told that they will more than triple in size by the Fall. Adam placed 2 huge rocks on top of each other in the center of the pond last night.

 

The fish were hiding under the hose for the pump so now they have a larger place to do it. We bought some floating fish food as well. It’s fun to watch them come to the surface and eat. They look pretty insignificant in such a huge pond but that will change for sure. We bought floating “Water Hyacinths” and other mossy like greenery called “Hornwart” that floats just below the surface of the water. The mossy stuff is supposed to oxygenate the water for the fish. We have to go back to the nursery and get several more “Hyacinths” to cover the proper % of water surface required to support the fish. They say that you have to cover 60 – 70% of the surface to provide enough shade for the fish. It also produces the proper amount of oxygen for the water life as well. It’s interesting to find out all this stuff. Carole also chose the plants and bushes she wants around the waterfalls. We are just waiting for some dry weather to plant them. It’s been very wet here as I said earlier. We are still going to be working on this for another day or two. Here I thought my work was done once the water was flowing! Oh well, like the great Jimmy Durante once said “It ain’t over till it’s over”!  The rain has kept me from cutting the grass as well. I usually mow the lawn every second or third day but it’s been 5 days now since the last cutting. I’ll have to go over it 2 or 3 times to get it nice and even this time.

 

We also have a new family member here on Royal Orchard Dr. Carole and I picked up our new Jeep Liberty LE on Tuesday. It’s been a long time since we’ve had a New vehicle and decided to treat ourselves to one this year. It sure is a beauty. It’s a steel blue colour. They call it Atlantic Blue Pearl Cote. In some lights it looks gray and in others, it looks quite blue. The interior is a nice charcoal coloured cloth. The LE is the top of the line and is loaded with all the goodies. It sure is a pleasure to drive. Now all I need is some snow to test the 4 wheel drive in! LOL! OK, I guess I can wait till December for the snow. Maybe we can go out into a swamp somewhere and test it there in the warm weather. NOPE, I’d never get away with splashing mud all over the pretty new Jeep! I just had it coated with “Krown” rust proofing today so it’ll still be here 5 years from now. If there’s one thing that Carole and I agree on, it’s that we both detest rust on a vehicle. Hopefully the rust proofing will take that worry away for a long time.

 

Well, it’s getting late and I’m hoping to get up early and do the planting of the greenery around the waterfalls. I’ll be sure to send you a picture of the finished product again soon. It will take a year to get them to fill out enough to really look proper but at least we’ll have them there this year to get started. Hope you all have a great weekend and I look forward to reading all the reports. Until next week, take care and stay safe.

 

Regards….Greg.

 

PS: Something To Think About>

One of the easiest ways to improve your appearance is to sit next to a homely person.

 

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The Etobican

Hello from South Etobicoke! That would be the south-west corner of Toronto for those of you that are unfamiliar with my little pocket of the world. It's a great little pocket that I will have to tell you about some time.

I always enjoy reading the Squamidian and all the comments that follow, even though I generally don't venture to add my own. But I think it's about time I step up to the plate and help fill the summer column vacancies.

Jim and I have been up to a lot of different things since returning from our BC vacation this spring. If you didn't get around to checking out our pictures, you can still see them at

http://members.rogers.com/jcl.design/


Right after returning from our trip, I dove into an evening baking class at George Brown College. Their culinary program is one of the best in the country and they are literally around the block from my work so it's perfect for me. This course was Baking Basics so
we covered a little bit of many types of baking--bread rolls, muffins, choux paste (cream puffs), cookies, cakes, custards. My friends all said I should be teaching baking instead of learning it but I did learn a ton of professional tricks and tips. Jim and my neighbours
enjoyed reaping the rewards as we students got to take home what we made. I had my last class last weekend (Swiss Jelly Rolls) but I'll sign up for more in September. If I take eight more baking courses, I will receive certification in the Bakery Arts--not sure if I'd
do anything with it, though. The remainder of the courses are specialized, such as the Art of Breads or Pastry or Plated Desserts, etc. The hard part for me will be deciding which to take first!

Also following our spring vacation, Jim and I started a 12-week fitness and nutrition program (perhaps an odd choice to make in tandem with the baking course!). The program involves planning meals and workouts, using a book and website as our resources. The food part is six small meals per day always including protein and carbs. The workouts alternate between upper body weight training, lower body weight training and aerobic activity. We've both had great results in so many ways: gaining energy, reducing body fat, increasing strength. The big reward though is learning to push ourselves beyond our comfort zone to accomplish more than we thought we could. I didn't mean for this to turn into an infomercial but I'm really proud of us! To top it all off, we did a 10K charity run a few weeks ago for the first time!! Jim finished in an
amazing 45 minutes and I did it in 65 minutes. My recovery was not too bad, but for days afterwards Jim felt like I did after my first climb up the Chief.  :^)

We've also been doing a lot of work in our yard. As I am not a gardener and don't generally enjoy gardening, it's been a bit hit-and-miss. I'm hoping that I'll enjoy it more as I get older. It seems to be something that comes with age. And no, that's not intended to be an age dig at any of you gardeners out there! But you gotta admit, most of you that write about gardening were going to high school with my mom.

I think I've taken up quite enough space for one column but I will share one gardening happy ending with you before I sign off. As you may recall, my cat Pookie passed away this spring. Jim made a nice box for him and we buried him in the back yard. Later, a
friend of ours gave us a rose bush that he wanted to get rid of from his back yard. We decided to plant it above Pookie. It was pretty much dead wood and some straggly roots by the time we got it in the ground, and we didn't have much hope for it because the
location is quite shady and wet with heavy clay soil. But sure enough, two green stalks grew up and one bud slowly developed. Well this week it finally bloomed and it is a huge, beautiful cream and pink blossom like nothing I've ever grown! Maybe this is how
gardeners learn to love gardening. There's hope for me yet.

Well have a great week, folks, and thanks for letting me partake in this fine publication!

Until next time,
Jackie

 

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A Note from Traveling Carol

 

Hi Doug,

We are at a motel in Brandon that has free internet access (would you believe a kitchenette, heated pool, continental breakfast for the grand total of $49.00 including tax?)  I thought you might want to include our little trip thus far in your tomorrow's report.  By the way could you send us a copy of the report at Anita's?  Her e-mail is arblyth@shaw.ca

We got away about 8:00 on Wednesday with me driving that day as Al worked a 12 hour shift until 7:00.  We stopped and visited aunt Millie in Spanish - it was a good thing we weren't staying there as she managed to talk non stop for the 1-1/2 hours we were there and Al's eyes were glazing over. We stopped at our cousin's in Blind River but since it was still early continued on to just west of the Soo.  The place we stopped at had a number of nature trails so I was able to have a good walk in the morning before Al woke up. We stopped at a few scenic lookouts and nature trails along the top of Lake Superior. 

 

There are so many beautiful sandy beaches which no one swims at because the water was even too cold for Al to put more then a hand in.  He thought we should fill his coolers with the water to keep his u-brews cold.  We spent the night just out side of Thunder
Bay.  There are a lot of moose crossing signs and we came upon a young moose who had obviously been hit not long before we arrived - and for you hunters out there we did not stop and butcher it even though Al thought dad might appreciate it if we brought him home a few moose steaks. 

 

The construction from before Dryden to the border was terrible.  4 times we were stopped for a minimum of 20 minutes.  We turned the motor off and got out to talk to other tourists - interesting way to pass the time.  We are in Brandon now and unless we come across something that catches our interest will be at our friends in Calgary tomorrow night.

Carol

 

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A Note from Ewan

 

Hello all,

 It's been too long! Eventually I was allowed to return to work in Toronto (for the second time), and I'm back on the corporate salad bar. You know the old saying, "You don't know what you have until someone makes you work in Mississauga." Something like that! Anyway, I've been back since Canada Day, but I've been too busy to say hi to any of you, nothing personal! I've been way too busy getting my head above water.
 
 Although I'm glad to be in the game again, getting caught up has been tough. Every weekend there are multiple festivals in the city. So much to do that it's absolutely unbelievable. I miss all of it. My nose has been way to close to the grindstone! This is why those Australian women meet country guys.
 
 Some things don't interest me a bit, but you'd have to be pretty dull to not find anything fun to do in Toronto this summer. Generally, the smaller the event the more I tend to want to go. There were two big, proud gay parades. There have been a whole bunch of big concerts, even more than normal. So much more though: African drumming, yoga people, fireworks, women, Indie car racing, special dances, and lots and lots of traffic. Every kind of celebration, from local community fun to huge international level mega shows like Caribana.
 
 The ultimate will obviously be the Rolling Stones concert. They're playing with Rush, AC/DC, The Guess Who and who knows who else! At about $25 dollars each the tickets vaporized seconds after going on sale. There are always scalpers, but this is a heyday for them. Parasites!
 
 They've beefed up the usual rules and security for a normal rock concert. The amount of water that people can take in, and how it can be contained will be regulated, naturally. Plastic bottle caps will have to be left at the gate. They will cap prices on the inside though.
 
 The whole purpose is to promote a positive image for the city, province and country. Everyone must have a good time and stay very safe! Tough, when estimates have ranged from 450 to 600 thousand people at one rock and roll show! To me, one tenth of that is just way too many people for a show. But what do I know?
 
 Last summer when the pope came there were something like 800 thousand at the same old military airport in Downsview. That guy's store was accidentally flooded with sewage. Yuk! Can you imagine the stink if he had been Jewish or Muslim? Whew! He says he's ready this time, and he asked them to please be careful and not destroy his life again.
 
 That was different though, those people were much better organized than actual Torontonians. I have to say the Catholics that came to Toronto were literally models of good behaviour (I didn't see the exceptions). These are rock and roll fans that are coming to town! Hopefully they'll mostly be old.
 
 The vibe in Toronto is like a huge positive wave trying to push back some very grim images. It's like watching parents try to cheer a kid up after something bad has happened. Everywhere there's an underlying awareness of some very unnerving things that happened in the spring. So much horror seemed to fall upon girls and mothers, health care workers and the elderly. Harsh, even to cold city hearts.
 
 There's a feeling of angst in so many people, just below the surface. In my neighbourhood there was a small wave of "almost" child abduction reports. Probably part paranoia, part increased awareness. People are pretty edgy, to say the least. But they try hard to make the best of it.
 
 I was walking on a lovely old side street near my place when I ran in to a street party. The little group of families there had closed of the side street and organized a party. They had music, games, decorations, a dunk tank and a piñata. It was like the U.N. of birthday parties! Everyone was happy, and the kids were having fun. I think those people said no to fear and apathy. It's their home.
 
 Almost every weekend this summer is already busy. Half of the time I'll be away in smaller cities and towns, which I look forward to. It really means a lot to hear about life around Pictou, Kitchener and Squamish. It reminds me of home. The stories about Australia are interesting in a different way, and they make me want to travel!
 
 I was excited when I read about the games coming to Vancouver and Whistler! I bet Doug and Sue will be taking the highest bidder to stay with them. I'll start at $1000.00 dollars for the whole two weeks. I figure by then a thousand bucks will be what a bus ride from Vancouver will cost! I bet Warren's place will fetch a small fortune for two weeks.
 
 Okay, once again I've rambled far too long... I'll write again in the late autumn to let you know how all the fun went.


 
Enjoy the summer,
Ewan

 

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Tracy was born on a farm near Fergus on November 12, 1988. Both her parents were pedigree standard schnauzers and all her pup mates were issued their papers. She was the exception. She was wild, adventurous and out of control. By the time she was 7 weeks old she had already injured her leg when she climbed over a door and broke a lamp. That left a scar, she could never be a show dog.

 

We brought her home to Hidden Valley Rd. much to the delight of Ryan and dismay of our then old dog Corky. She got carsick on the way home and made quite a mess. Right from the beginning her wild streak showed. She would go into some sort of zoom mode where here eyes would go wild and she would run at top speed around the house or yard. Totally out of control.

 

It wasn’t until we took her to obedience class out of desperation that we were finally able to control her. She seemed to have limitless energy and zero attention span. She took to obedience training like a natural and ended up taking first place in both standard classes and advanced off leash work. She proudly went back as and instructor dog for several years. And she sure didn’t have much patience with the other dogs if they didn’t get it right.

 

From her obedience days on, Tracy loved life. She loved balls, she loved supper. Especially oven baked, sit at the table suppers. She also loved car rides and quickly learned to read both the Tim Horton signs and Dairy Queen signs. As the years passed, she found herself in the position of ‘senior’ Brubacher dog. As the oldest and most experienced dog, she ruled the other dogs in the Brubacher families. She would not tolerated any dissention from those lesser creatures.

 

Tracy and Ryan sort of grew up together. She was his willing companion on hikes, making snow forts and snacking out in front of the TV. She had him pretty well trained to bring her a cookie on demand. Once Ryan was old enough to get his driver’s license, she was his happy traveling companion, much to the dismay of his girlfriends.

 

The years caught up with her all too soon, bringing a heart problem the would require medication as well as a large growth on her tummy that the vet said could not be treated as she would not survive. The growth burst one day and I found her in a pool of blood. He had no choice then but to operate. That was over 3 years ago. She recovered and went on to many more oven dinners and bbq’s.

 

Tracy tended to live life at 110%, often resulting in minor injuries that would leave her limping for a day or so. She would launch herself off the top of a snow bank at Yogi’s head, teeth bared, ready to put all 150 pounds of him in his place. She would run so fast and hard that she could hardly stand up for a while. Hence the nickname ‘Hopper’, as she would end up hopping around on 3 legs for a while.

 

We didn’t expect her to be with us this long, she was in bad shape when we moved out here. The adventure of new surroundings and the benefits of a very mild winter gave her a new lease on life and another year.

 

That year is over now. Tracy started going down hill last weekend. She has had bad spells before but always seemed to snap out of them by suppertime. This time was different. She seemed to know and was resolved. She was comfortable, sleeping on her mat. I checked on her during Tuesday night and she put her head on my hand. When I got up Wednesday morning at 5:30, she seemed to be sleeping quietly. At 5:45, she stopped breathing and it was over. Yogi had spent the night lying beside her; I guess he knew as well.

 

Tracy passed away on Wednesday, July 09, 2003. She was 14 ½, a good old age for a dog. She had a good life. We miss her. I miss her.

 

 

the doug