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                    Nova
Scotia
                        Sus 
                        Russ 
                        The
                        Ontarion 
                     
                     
                    Hey
                              There, 
                    Not
much
                        going on here in Lotus Land these days so not a whole
                        lot to
                        chat about but I’ll think of something.... The
                              weather can’t decide if it
                        wants to be winter
                        or spring. It’s mostly early spring down in the valleys
                        and out on
                        the coast but definitely still winter up higher but
                        there sure isn’t
                        any where near as much snow up in the mountains as there
                        was last
                        year. There is however enough to make those hikes up at
                        the gondola
                        quite nice. And, we have been taking advantage of that.
                        After doing
                        that nice ‘first’ hike out the Panorama Trail last week
                        we have
                        been doing that trail almost regularly now, as in almost
                        every day
                        that we have been up there. That hike last week had been
                        on an
                        incredibly nice day, and we had a couple of days like
                        that this week.
                        I didn’t bother with pictures of that because there is
                        no point in
                        taking the same picture over and over. However, by
                        Thursday of this
                        week the weather had closed back in with rain in the
                        valleys and a
                        bit of snow higher up. So, we did that hike again but
                        this time in
                        gently falling snow. Crampons on our boots are a must
                        these days
                        because without them I could not chance going out there.
                        The risk of
                        a slip or fall would be too great. And of course the
                        walking sticks
                        help a lot. Because it was socked in I decided to take
                        the same
                        pictures again but this time the background and
                        mountains were
                        totally invisible. 
                    This
picture
                        is the same as the one I showed here last week except
                        that
                        the scenery is totally obscured by the weather. So, the
                        foreground
                        trees are there but the mountains are not. It makes for
                        an
                        interesting perspective. 
                      
                    Then,
on
                        Friday, after a night of wet snow and rain down here, we
                        had a
                        nice dump of fluffy white snow up higher, as in at the
                        gondola. So,
                        we did the hike again. I must say it was a bit of a
                        workout for us as
                        we carefully trudged through the new snow. The scenery
                        was different,
                        again, as we knew it would be. That's what is so cool
                        about different
                        weather conditions, they make for dynamic scenery. So,
                        here is the
                        same view, again, with clouds obscuring the mountains
                        and snow piled
                        on the trees. 
                      
                    This
picture
                        is from the same area but looking southwest and down
                        through
                        the trees. A bit of Howe Sound is visible below the
                        lower cloud deck. 
                      
                    And
then
                        there is this pic of Sue as we were headed out onto the
                        trail.
                        Walking was a bit of a workout for us but that’s a good
                        thing, and
                        of course we wore our crampons so our footing was
                        secure. 
                      
                    * 
                    A
                        few weeks ago I had posted my video version of this
                        Bellamy Brother’s
                        song, ‘If You Ever Leave I’m Going With You’ and at the
                        time
                        I’d promised an audio version. So, being true to my
                        word, here it
                        is. Lots of harmony, lots of instrumentation and so on.
                        It’s a nice
                        song, at least I think so, as it expresses
                        a very nice sentiment and has a catchy tune. Enjoy. 
                    If
You
                              Ever Leave 
                    doug 
                    
                      **** 
                    From
Nova
                          Scotia Sus 
                           
                         
                    It
seems
                        this winter just comes and goes. After having a good
                        snowfall we now have rising temps and ice everywhere.
                        I'm always ready with a
                        good supply of sand and salt mixed. The last thing I
                        need is a
                        client slipping and falling or me. 
                    We
have
                        been busy lately improving our chicken housing. Since
                        our chicken numbers have gone down we are planning on
                        adding to our
                        flock. Increase our layers by 24 should bring us plenty
                        of eggs for
                        the demand. Also it's time to order our meat birds. Last
                        year we
                        had almost 60 birds in our freezer. We share them with
                        our family
                        and friends. You visit us and you may go home with a
                        meat bird for
                        dinner. I love raising chickens and I try to think like
                        a farmer
                        that this is for food. The laying hens live as long as
                        they like
                        and provide us with food. 
                    We
have
                        been expanding our coop and putting in bigger windows
                        for air
                        and light. Also trap doors between rooms so we can
                        easily separate
                        meat birds from layers. 
                     
                    Never
thought
                        I'd be a chicken farmer and love it. 
                     
                     
                    Sus 
                    
                      **** 
                     
                     
                    From
                          Russ 
                     
                     
                    Superstitions
surrounding
                        death. 
                    Some
of
                        us are superstitious surrounding death, burial and
                        cemeteries -
                        but I'm not. Some even find cemeteries interesting
                        places to visit,
                        to read inscriptions, to ponder on what caused certain
                        deaths - not
                        me. I can't say the same for my dear, departed brother,
                        Howard. He
                        loved to go into a cemetery at night and try to scare me
                        and maybe
                        himself also. When we were in our early teens and lived
                        in Riverbank
                        (near Freeport), there was a rural cemetery on the road
                        to our home,
                        and if we were walking home after dark my 'big brother'
                        Howard would
                        'taunt me' to walk into the spooky, old, place of
                        burial. One night
                        as we stood silently listening for 'ghosts', the ground
                        beneath us
                        began to drop - with a sigh! 
                    YIKES!!
We
                        scrambled out of the depression and ran as hard as we
                        could, all
                        the way home where we breathlessly tried to explain our
                        harrowing
                        experience to whoever would listen. It seams our dad
                        listened, then
                        calmly explained what likely happened. He said, 
                    "The
wooden
                        coffin rotted away, and with your extra weight upon the
                        earth
                        above, forced the ground to sag" 
                    "Yeah
but
                        we heard a "sigh' come from the sunken grave!" we
                        blurted-out. Our dad (whom we called Pop) had an
                        explanation for that
                        sound coming from beneath our trembling knees, 
                    "There
would
                        be a certain amount of air forced out as the coffin
                        collapsed,
                        making a sound like a dead body exhaling". That was not
                        necessarily comforting to boys age 14, and 16. 
                    * 
                    Wayne
might
                        remember when this same cemetery hit the gossip. A
                        member of
                        our church, Freeport United, had lost his beloved wife
                        of 30+ years,
                        and was buried in said cemetery. He was so very
                        distraught, he
                        exhumed her body, removed his "special part", and
                        somehow
                        he was caught and charged with "Indignity to a dead
                        body" 
                    And
now,
                        back to some superstitions associated with cemeteries
                        and
                        burial. 
                    >Special
'mourning
                        clothing', including veils, were worn as a way of hiding
                        the mourner's identity, thereby protecting them from the
                        dead. This
                        is why today we wear black at funerals - black is
                        associated with the
                        grief of the mourner. 
                    >Pallbearers
were
                        to ware gloves so the spirit of the deceased could not
                        enter
                        their body. The were also warned to "cover their mouth"
                        if
                        they yawned so the spirit could not enter their body. 
                     
                     
                    >Rain
on
                        a funeral was felt to be a good omen that the deceased
                        would go to
                        Heaven. If it also thundered, that was even better as it
                        indicated
                        that the soul had made it to Heaven. 
                    >Tombstones
were
                        initially just rocks and stones used to mark where the
                        deceased
                        was buried. But over time, the stones became large
                        monuments not only
                        to mark the grave but to stop the spirit from escaping. 
                    >Taking
flowers
                        from a grave means that the spirit will haunt you.
                        Pissing on
                        a grave is rude and unacceptable, and also relieves
                        pressure on one's
                        bladder. (Just checking to see if you are paying
                        attention) 
                    >And
for
                        God's sake one should never whistle is a cemetery as it
                        will
                        summon the devil. And finally, some clever entrepreneur
                        must have
                        started this superstition, 
                    >as
long
                        as the funeral bill remains unpaid, the dead will not
                        rest in
                        the grave. 
                    * 
                    In
closing,
                        I feel the need to tell you a short story about our
                        pretty,
                        young, Aunt Edna (whose husband, Willard was overseas at
                        the time,
                        helping our Allies to defeat Hitler) and Edna was not
                        much older than
                        our brother, Lorne, and she loved to "be frightened".
                        Woodlawn Cemetery in the East end of Kitchener, is where
                        most of my
                        family are buried. There is a building on said property
                        called a
                        mausoleum with drawers containing ashes of the deceased,
                        and larger
                        ones containing actual corpses. We kids loved to go into
                        this
                        facility for the sole purpose of scaring ourselves. One
                        time, we
                        decided to 'introduce' Aunt Edna to this "Place of
                        Horror".
                        Now when I say "we" I mean mostly brother Howard. His
                        plan
                        was to get Edna and anybody else brave enough to enter
                        said
                        "stone-cold place", and while we got our "Guinea pigs"
                        far from the door, turn the lights off, leaving only
                        pendant, dim,
                        red lights on which gave the place an even ghostlier
                        feeling, closing
                        the only escape door, and securing it so no one could
                        get out, waited
                        for the inevitable screams. 
                    Edna,
who
                        was always a good sport, pretended to be scared......or
                        was she
                        pretending? 
                    Russ. 
                    PS
Do
                        you believe in ghosts? I don't. I've seen only one, and
                        felt the
                        presence of only two so far. 
                    
                      **** 
                     
                     
                    The
                          Ontarion 
                    Hello
                        everyone! 
                    Well,
hopefully
                        we’ve just had the last ice storm of this winter! Most
                        likely not but finger’s crossed it will be! 
                    It
only
                        took me a half hour to scrape the ice off the Jeep so I
                        could do
                        some running today to order my new hearing aids! I
                        didn’t realize
                        I’ve had aids for a total of almost 10 years but when I
                        went in to
                        have them serviced the other day they told me that I was
                        due for new
                        ones and that my current ones were my second ones at 5
                        years per
                        pair! Wow, it doesn’t seem that long since I got my
                        first set! Oh
                        well, I guess time flies as they say! I’m lucky that
                        I’ve had
                        them paid for by WSIB since first getting them so long
                        ago. Actually
                        the first set I had to pay for myself and they cost over
                        $3,000.00
                        dollars. Then I found out that WSIB would have paid for
                        them since my
                        hearing loss was attributed to having put up with loud
                        noise from the
                        Pumpers at work. So consequently, work place hearing
                        loss is covered
                        by WSIB insurance co. Thank goodness for insurance!
                        After that first
                        set, every 5 years they will pay for a new set of aids
                        for me and now
                        it’s time for new ones once again! 
                     Hearing
aids
                        don’t give you perfect hearing again but they enhance
                        what
                        hearing ability you still have! For the most part, they
                        allow you to
                        hear better than you could without them but your hearing
                        with them is
                        better by far than without them! There are times when I
                        still miss
                        what is being said to me but that’s just part of the
                        game! People
                        around you just have to understand that with aids your
                        hearing isn’t
                        what it used to be with perfect hearing and sometimes
                        you’ll miss
                        what was said to you! Oh well, hearing with them is most
                        certainly
                        better than depending on your natural hearing ability
                        when you’ve
                        lost some of that ability! 
                    It’s
a
                        fact that the older you get, the more things go wrong
                        with your
                        health! I personally have a whole litany of problems but
                        luckily our
                        health care system here in Canada has kept me going!
                        With type two
                        diabetes, skin cancer, arthritis, and heart problems
                        I’ve had more
                        than my share of visits to the doctors and hospitals
                        over the years
                        but I’m happy to still be on the right side of the grass
                        and
                        enjoying it! Speaking of grass, it’s the middle of
                        winter here in
                        southern Ontario and we can still see the green grass of
                        our lawns.
                        This is one of the mildest winters in many years here in
                        Canada so
                        we’re lucky not to have the usual amount of snow piled
                        along our
                        streets and sidewalks! We’re all hoping that the rest of
                        this
                        winter will be as mild as it has been so far! I
                        personally am looking
                        forward to spring so I can get the MG out of storage and
                        cruise the
                        country side once again with the top down in the warm
                        sunshine!
                        Carole and I are rally tired of being cooped up indoors
                        with this
                        Covid-19 crap but I guess we’re just lucky that we
                        haven’t
                        contracted Covid in the three years it’s been ravaging
                        the earth
                        in so many countries! We’ve been very careful not to
                        expose
                        ourselves to the virus by frequenting places with large
                        crowds. We
                        only go out when we need groceries or visits to the
                        doctor etc when
                        necessary! I guess it’s paid off to be careful but it’s
                        not very
                        nice to have spent three years in the house for the most
                        part! 
                    I
                        hope it will be over with soon enough that we can get
                        back to a
                        normal life style again! It’s been a long haul for most
                        of the
                        countries in the world and it sure will be nice once
                        it’s over and
                        done with! 
                    That’s
about
                        all I have for this week folks! Thanks for tuning in and
                        I’ll
                        look forward to talking to you all again next week in
                        The Ontarion
                        Report! 
                     
                     
                    Bye
for
                        now… Greg. 
                    
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