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                        #1069 
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                    From
                        Russ 
                    From
Nova
                        Scotia Sus 
                    The
                        Ontarion 
                     
                     
                    Hey
                              There, 
                    I
                        apologize for continuing with this rather distasteful
                        subject but to
                        be fair, there is currently not much else going on in my
                        life so I
                        have little else to write about no matter how much I’d
                        like to move
                        on. 
                    The
need
                        for surgery often takes place over time and depends on
                        what and
                        why. In my case the need built up over several years. My
                        surgery took
                        less than two hours. The recovery stage is now the
                        unknown but
                        under way. I’m two weeks into it, I’ve come a long way,
                        and there
                        is still a long way to go. The first days or weeks are
                        all about pain
                        control and movement. 
                    Pain
control
                        is scary because it means taking all sorts of meds,
                        including
                        a narcotic. Those are not something l would choose to
                        take but are
                        apparently vital during the first week to ten days after
                        being sliced
                        open, having a hip joint sawed off and an artificial one
                        inserted.
                        I’ve heard stories about people having no problem at all
                        getting
                        ‘off’ of the narcotics and stories about people running
                        into all
                        sorts of withdrawal problems. I was given a ten day
                        prescription but
                        no advice regarding how to deal with the prescription
                        ending. This
                        seems to be a common situation for others I’ve talked
                        to, basically
                        on my own, perhaps because everyone reacts differently,
                        or nobody
                        really knows. 
                    Aside
from
                        the obvious pain killer effect, I found the narcotic to
                        be a
                        great sleep aid. Heck, all I had to do was close my eyes
                        and I’d be
                        out like a light. That was the up-side. The down-side
                        was some rather
                        hellish constipation. Constipation is an inevitable
                        result of surgery
                        and medications but we won’t talk about that except to
                        say that
                        it’s made worse by trying to use the can while trying to
                        adhere to
                        hip joint precautions which makes for a frustrating
                        experience. The
                        hip joint must not be bent to anywhere near 90 degrees.
                        The knee must
                        stay at least two inches lower than the hip so the
                        result is a
                        reclined position that is not natural and simply doesn’t
                        work.
                        Anyway, I weaned myself off of them after just over a
                        week. No real
                        problems except sleep becoming elusive, or to be more
                        specific, being
                        back to normal. 
                    Swelling
is
                        an expected, problem all the way down to my foot. Ice
                        and movement
                        are the answer. I’ve certainly kept moving. In fact as
                        soon as you
                        wake up after surgery and are sufficiently coherent they
                        have you up
                        walking with the aid of a walker. There are exercises
                        that must be
                        done as well. I’ve been doing all of that. However
                        stiffness and
                        swelling were
                        a constant but controllable companion for a few days and
                        seem to be
                        over with now. By the middle of this week I have been
                        able to toddle
                        around in the house without using my walker or crutches
                        but it is
                        exhausting. 
                    My
staples
                        were taken out yesterday (Friday). That’s a good step
                        forward. We had to go back to Lions Gate to have that
                        done because we
                        lost our family doctors several months ago. I tried to
                        count them as
                        the nurse pulled them out but lost count as she worked
                        her way along
                        what has to be a good 6 or 7 inch long incision area.
                        Anyway, each
                        day gets easier as we go. And hopefully, I won’t be
                        bothering you
                        with too much more of this surgery information stuff. 
                    * 
                    And
now
                        for something equally boring….. the weather! Back in the
                        spring, we didn’t have any spring. Spring never came on
                        the west
                        coast. Winter hung on right into July. Then we went
                        right into full
                        blown summer. Then, summer hit hard with too many hot
                        records to
                        count and virtually no rain at all. Summer hung on until
                        the last
                        week of October at which time we switched directly into
                        winter, along
                        with record breaking cold temperatures. No fall at all.
                        The leaves
                        are still on the trees. They never had a chance to turn
                        colour or to
                        fall off. Sue had to shovel and salt the driveway
                        several days ago.
                        All I could do was watch and offer suggestions to the
                        point of
                        driving her nuts. The snow ended up melting away over
                        the next few
                        days anyway. Oh well. If the leaves ever do come down
                        they will end
                        up on top of any
                        snow and be impossible to rake. 
                    * 
                    Last
week
                        we had my audio version of the Hank Lacklin song ‘Please
                        Help
                        Me I’m Falling’. This week we have my video version.
                        Hope you
                        enjoy it because as I said last week, this is the last
                        of the musical
                        entertainment moments until I can ‘get back at it’, so
                        to speak. 
                    Please
Help
                              Me I’m Falling 
                        (a video by me) 
                    doug 
                    
                      **** 
                     
                     
                    From
                          Russ 
                     
                     
                    Like
I
                        said last week, I want to learn more about this
                        remarkable lake I'm
                        fortunate to live beside. Here are some things I
                        discovered so far:
                        Let's call them "Facts about Lake Huron" 
                    1.
It
                        is the 2nd largest of the Great Lakes by surface area,
                        covering
                        almost 60,000 sq. Km; and the 5th largest fresh water
                        lake on Earth.
                          By volume however, Lake Huron is surpassed by both
                          Lake Superior and
                          Lake Michigan. 
                    2.
It
                        is connected to Lake Michigan by the Straights of
                        Mackinac - at
                        Mackinac Bridge (the narrowest point), it is 5.6 Km wide
                        with a
                        maximum depth of 19 fathoms (295 feet) 
                    3.
Early
                        French explorers called Lake Huron "la Mer Douce",
                        meaning "the fresh-water Sea". Note: first-time visitors
                        call it an "ocean" - they just can't wrap their minds
                        around a lake being so wide! 
                    4.
L.
                        Huron is 331.52 Km in length; 294.51 Km wide; 228.60m
                        deep. Note:
                        a quick depth comparison to the other so-called Great
                        Lakes; Michigan
                        281.33m, Superior 406.30m (lake bottom is well below sea
                        level),
                        while Erie is only 64.01m, and St. Clair a mere 8.23m
                        deep. 
                    Are
you
                        still awake? I did pages, and pages of research on why
                          Lake
                          Huron is so low at this time, but you may be
                        pleased to learn, I
                        won't bore you by including the findings here. But I did
                        find
                        something interesting to ask you. Do you think the water
                        level in
                        Lake Huron has never been lower than it is today? Try to
                        imagine the
                        water being 100m (330 ft) below today's level. Have you
                        ever heard of
                        the Alpena-Amberley Ridge? Nor had I! A mere
                        9,000 years ago
                        that Ridge was exposed, and formed a 'land bridge' which
                        was used as
                        a migration route by large herds of Caribou. And humans
                        followed the
                        'food'! Since 2008 archaeologists have discovered at
                        least 60 stone
                        structures. I read somewhere that early humans built
                        these stone
                        structures (narrow corridors) to drive the Caribou into
                        corals (now
                        they had both food and transportation!) Imagine
                        walking/riding from
                        the Amberley General Store, across Lake Huron to
                        Michigan!! 
                    OK
-
                        if you can't imagine crossing Huron on foot or riding a
                        tamed
                        Caribou, try imagining paying $6,500 pp (American) for
                        an 8-day
                        cruise of all the Great Lakes on a 6 deck, Viking
                          Cruise Ship
                        that holds 400 passengers. AND YOU ARE ONE OF THEM!! We
                        see them all
                        Summer-long cruising up and down the lake, and you can
                        board the
                        VIKING OCTANTIS in Toronto, or at it's Port in
                        Milwaukee, USA. 
                    PS
Yup,
                        that's on my 'Bucket list" 
                     
                     
                    Uncle
                        Russ. 
                    
                      **** 
                     
                     
                    From
Nova
                          Scotia Sus 
                     
                     
                    In
contrast
                        to all the devastation around here we have a field down
                        our
                        road that is covered by sheep and 3 beautiful big sheep
                        dogs. 🐑 
                     
                    What
a
                        pleasant surprise! 
                    Everyone
slows
                        down to admire them. There are other sheep farms around
                        but
                        never near us. It's like a breath of fresh air. 
                    Further
down
                        the road is a farm that is open to the public. They have
                        kids
                        parties, lessons for horse back riding, trail rides and
                        wagon rides. You really have to drive slowly and be
                        aware of a horse drawn wagon
                        full of people on the road. 
                    Not
far
                        from us is a farm with greenhouses that is open to the
                        public. Every Friday there are cars parked on the road
                        picking up there
                        weekly supply of veggies. These people lost their solar
                        panel field
                        during Fiona. It was a mess with broken panels
                        everywhere. Within
                        weeks they had it all restored. 
                    So
Millsville
                        Road has seen some big changes. We used to be the road
                        to
                        nowhere...now we are definitely the place to go. 
                    Sus 
                    
                      **** 
                    The
                          Ontarion 
                     
                     
                    Hello
                        everyone! 
                    Last
week
                        ended on a sad note for our family, my brother Brent
                        passed away
                        on Saturday! He’d been unwell for the past few months
                        and was in
                        hospital for the few weeks preceding his passing! He was
                        76 years
                        old! 
                    * 
                    Well,
it
                        looks like old man winter has decided to end the lovely
                        weather
                        we’ve been experiencing this fall! I’m sure you all know
                        that
                        we’ve been seeing a few inches of the white stuff on our
                        lawns etc
                        this past few days and will be seeing much more of it in
                        the coming
                        months! Weather Canada’s prediction of a mild winter
                        with lesser
                        amounts of snow this winter for southern Ontario is most
                        likely not
                        going to be a reality! Oh well, it’s a good thing I have
                        the snow
                        blower all serviced and ready to go when the heavy stuff
                        does arrive!
                        It wouldn’t be Canada if we didn’t get cold and snowy
                        winters now
                        would it? 
                    With
so
                        much going on there’s always more and more things
                        happening in
                        our lives isn’t there? I’ve just come from a visit with
                        the eye
                        surgeon and he’s scheduled me for cataract surgery on
                        the 25th of
                        this month and also a check up to follow that on the
                        13th of
                        December. So, it’s going to be another busy few weeks
                        ahead! I had
                        hoped it would free me from having to wear glasses but
                        he told me
                        that I’ll most likely still have to wear them to correct
                        the vision
                        in my left eye. I have another cataract forming in the
                        left eye and
                        he won’t be able to do that surgery until sometime next
                        spring if
                        it keeps on enlarging! I guess that’s just what happens
                        when you
                        get older, things start to fall apart and you have to
                        keep on top of
                        your health! I’ve been lucky so far to have had
                        successful surgery
                        on my heart and hopefully that will give me another
                        number of years
                        before anything else serious happens! There’s no
                        guarantee is
                        there? Just have to go with the flow as they say!
                        Luckily I have the
                        support of a loving wife and son to keep me going!
                        Carole and I will
                        be celebrating our 50th wedding anniversary on January
                        19th so we’re
                        trying to decide where to spend that occasion. We’ve had
                        thoughts
                        of a trip to mark the date but we’re not sure where that
                        will be.
                        Likely somewhere nice and warm that we’ve never seen
                        before! We
                        have several places in mind and hopefully we’ll both
                        stay healthy
                        enough to enjoy a major trip such as maybe Hawaii or the
                        likes of
                        that! I said if all else fails, we can visit Bridgeport
                        Ontario! LOL!
                        At least there’s a good steak house that we love in
                        Bridgeport so
                        we’d be well fed! Hahahhaaa……. Nothing better for dinner
                        than a
                        lovely prime rib spread! 
                     
                    I’m
sure
                        we’ll both be fit and will enjoy the vacation where ever
                        it
                        may be for the occasion! 
                    It’s
would
                        be a dream vacation to visit the likes of Hawaii so
                        finger’s
                        crossed, it’ll work out in our favour! I’m sure it will! 
                    I
                        think that’s about it for this week folks! 
                    Thanks
for
                        tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all
                        again
                        next time in The Ontarion Report! 
                     
                     
                    Bye
for
                        now… Greg. 
                    
                      **** 
                     
                     
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