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                        #1040 
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                    From
                        Russ 
                    The
                        Ontarion 
                     
                     
                    Hi
                        All, 
                    The
health
                        care system in this country is broken. It was broken
                        before
                        the pandemic started and is now even more broken,
                        brokener if that
                        were an actual word. The province of BC has done an
                        incredible job of
                        leading the pack by coming up with new and more
                        efficient ways to
                        break the system even further. Due to provincial
                        policies directed by
                        an NDP agenda, family doctors are quitting and leaving
                        in droves,
                        driven away by a system that makes running a family
                        practice almost
                        impossible. The government response is to tell the
                        public that family
                        doctors are not needed and that walk-in clinics are the
                        answer, how
                        ever the hell thats supposed to work. Now, in cites like
                        Victoria
                        etc, the wait time at walk-in clinics is 4 hours or
                        more. Don’t
                        even think about trying to go to an emergency clinic
                        unless you bring
                        along your lunch and a sleeping bag. Our slime-ball
                        politicians are
                        constantly strutting for the media, telling the public
                        how great they
                        have handled the situation and how important the medical
                        system is to
                        them. They even say things like “if you have a problem,
                        just go see
                        your doctor, you will bee seen right away and any issue
                        will be dealt
                        with right away”. It would be a joke if it weren’t so
                        tragic.
                        ‘They’ get treatment like that, we do not. 
                    Wait
lists
                        for surgery procedures were years long before the
                        pandemic,
                        they are still the same length now and
                              yet no one can get onto those
                        lists and the
                        lists have not gotten any shorter. For many people, the
                        only option
                        is to go out-of-province and pay out-of-pocket for badly
                        needed but
                        not available medical attention. This is something I
                        have been
                        looking into. I’ve needed a hip replacement for several
                        years now,
                        as have so many others. I think the NDP idea is that if
                        people wait
                        long enough, they will drop dead and therefore shorten
                        the waiting
                        list even though they were never able to get onto said
                        list in the
                        first place. But, that does make the government numbers
                        look better. 
                    A
                        year ago I had finally managed to actually ‘see’ a
                        doctor in what
                        used to be our family doctor clinic. Its still a family
                        clinic (at
                        least for now) but you never know which doctor you will
                        see as most
                        of them seem to be there now in temporary positions. I
                        had gotten as
                        far as having X-rays and then
                        being referred to a specialist, an orthodontic surgeon.
                        Thats as far
                        as I got. A year later I had not even been acknowledged
                        by the
                        surgeons office. Thats when I started to explore the
                        out-of-province
                        idea. Or out-of-country, either offer prompt service but
                        for a rather
                        staggering fee. But its at least an option that would
                        work when
                        things get desperate enough. To that end I made another
                        appointment
                        with our local doctor’s office in order to arrange for
                        up-to-date
                        X-rays as I would need them as part of the
                        out-of-province procedure.
                        The doctor on call suggest that I should not have fallen
                        through the
                        cracks and that he’d look into it, so, no X-rays needed
                        at this
                        point in time. His office actually did look into it and
                        found to no
                        one’s surprise that I should have been contacted for at
                        least an
                        appraisal and that had not happened. I was told my case
                        had now been
                        re-referred to the ‘new’ system and that I’d hear from
                        someone
                        to make an appointment within a day or so. A week went
                        by, no calls! 
                    I
                        called back and the person was genuinely concerned
and
                              ticked about the lack of response,
                        and said
                        she’d look into it. She must have because the next day I
                        got a call
                        from someone to make an appointment at their
                        ‘new-system’ clinic
                        at the Lion’s Gate hospital, called the ‘ASAP’ clinic
                        where
                        they assess and triage patients. Don’t get too excited,
                        ASAP does
                        not stand for ‘as-soon-as-possible’, it stands for
                        something
                        totally different, its just a ploy. My appointment was
                        for this week
                        and I was interviewed and assessed by a physiotherapist
                        who agreed
                        that I was definitely in need of a hip and that she
                        would ‘refer’
                        me to a surgeon, and that I would unfortunately be
                        looking at a year
                        or two or so before anything could be done. There are
                        however some
                        pain mitigation things I could try in the mean time. She
                        also
                        suggested that because I am basically in good health and
                        in good
                        shape I could find myself on a short list, once I in
                        fact do get onto
                        a list because healthy people do not need to take up
                        hospital time,
                        they can go home the same day they have the procedure.
                        However, until
                        I actually got a call from a surgeon and got put on a
                        list, I would
                        still be in limbo. If the suggested pain
mitigation
                              things like cortisone shots
                        into the
                        joint buy some time, I can wait. If not, I’m still
                        keeping plan B
                        open as wait times out of province are measured in
                        weeks, not years.
                        It’s all very frustrating. 
                    As
for
                        getting that first and very important interview with
                        an orthopedic surgeon, that call actually came in, the
                        day after my
                        appointment at the ASAP clinic. The woman who had
                        assessed me did
                        indeed pass on my info as she had indicated she would,
                        and the
                        surgeons office did indeed follow up and make an
                        appointment for
                        assessment by the surgeon for in mid May. I may yet find
                        myself on
                        an ACTUAL waiting list. The length of that list and the
                        chances of
                        moving ahead in it will help with deciding between plan
                        A and plan B.
                        We shall see. One possible thing in my favor for moving
                        forward is
                        that lost year of waiting for that first referral that
                        never came,
                        that year should count at least a bit. Sort of like
                        ‘time served’
                        in the penal system, only in the penal system you get
                        better
                        treatment. 
                    One
thing
                        more…. I don’t actually like talking publicly about my
                        personal situation
                        so if you have
                              just read this, please go
                        ahead and promptly
                        forget all about it. 
                     
                     
                    doug 
                    
                      **** 
                     
                     
                    From
                            Russ 
                     
                     
                    Bits
&
                        pieces & bites. 
                    "Bite
down
                        on this" says the dentist. 
                    Yeah
-
                        how'd you like to bite down on this? says I.
                        This is the
                        third time this year I'm sitting in the "horror chair"
                        for
                        the same thing - fixing a broken tooth - the SAME
                        tooth!! He did his
                        best, so I really can't blame him. 
                    "You
should
                        really have a cap on this tooth like you have on these
                        two"
                        he'd cautioned. But, that is a very costly procedure,
                        about $2,500.00
                        he estimates. Being a 'practical' person I said, I'm 93
                        - 
                    I
                        won't live long enough to get my money's worth! He
                        laughed and
                        replied, 
                    "That's
up
                        to you" and went on, "If you keep having a repair each
                        time you break it, you may be better-off going for the
                        implant".
                        Now, he's 'digging for gold', I'm thinking, and I can
                        remember when
                        dentists used pure gold to 'do fillings'. I can prove
                        that, because I
                        still have the gold the dentist removed from my front
                        teeth when he
                        did the implants nearly 70 years ago! I agree, implants
                        last a very
                        long time - I won't. 
                    $$$$
Each
                        repair cost about $187, I could have over 13 repairs for
                        the
                        cost of only one implant! I'll go for repairs. 
                    OK
-
                        I didn't tell you how I'm breaking the repair-job so
                        often. I love
                        to eat apples, and the more they snap as I bite
                        into one, the
                        better, so I've been getting the "Crisp" variety. Love
                        'em!
                        I eat an apple a day - it keeps the doctor away! But
                        that's not how I
                        keep breaking my teeth. Can you keep a secrete? My sin
                        is
                        'oatmeal-chocolate chip' cookies. I eat them frozen!
                        They are
                        much more fun, and tastier that way - but, dangerous
                          to the
                          molars! The chocolate chips become hard as
                        tooth-fillings. 
                    I
                        know what you are thinking - it's all my fault (and
                        you're right!),
                        but, I don't have much fun anymore now that I'm making
                        applesauce,
                        and dunking.* 
                    Hey
Doug,
                        will you be joining the "Rolling Thunder" MC Protest
                        in Ottawa on Friday? 
                    Russ. 
                    
                      **** 
                     
                     
                    THE
ONTARION
                            REPORT 
                     
                     
                    Hello
                        everyone! 
                    Not
a
                        lot happening this week other than winter temperatures
                        and frosty
                        evenings and mornings! 
                    At
least
                        the next couple of days are supposed to be nice and warm
                        with
                        spring like sun shining bright! 
                    Oh
well,
                        I’m sure the nice warm weather will happen soon enough
                        but
                        for now, I’ll be waiting with baited breath! 
                     
                    * 
                    This
past
                        Monday made me think we were living in Doug and Sue’s
                        area of
                        the country. I was upstairs shaving and Adam was in his
                        bedroom still
                        doing something but Carole was in the kitchen busy as
                        usual. Suddenly
                        Carole yelled for us to come down to see what was in our
                        back yard.
                        We both stopped what we were doing and hurried down the
                        stairs to
                        find that Carole had just seen a full grown doe deer at
                        the side of
                        our house. She was being chased by a black lab dog that
                        belongs to
                        the neighbour three doors down the street from our
                        house! The deer
                        tried to ram it’s head through the wrought iron gate we
                        have
                        between our house and the neighbour beside us. The bars
                        bent apart
                        enough for the doe to get it’s head stuck through the
                        gate but of
                        course it could go no further! I guess with the dog
                        growling at it’s
                        heels, it finally yanked it’s head out of the bars and
                        turned to
                        knock over a decorative chair that Carole has at the
                        side of the
                        house and then ran to the front of the house with the
                        dog hot on her
                        heels once again. The last Carole saw of the two, the
                        dog was chasing
                        the doe further down our street and finally out of
                        sight! It made me
                        think of all the wild life that Doug and Sue have
                        showing up around
                        their house but of course we don’t get any bears in our
                        neck of the
                        woods. I figured that the deer must have followed the
                        Hydro Right Of
                        Way from out in the countryside that’s not more than a
                        kilometer
                        west of our house. Then got off the right of way and
                        into the housing
                        area of Forest Heights. Once in our area, the dog picked
                        up it’s
                        trail and began doing what Labrador Retrievers do
                        instinctively,
                        chase after game of any kind! That happening was a first
                        for our area
                        since we’ve lived here for the past 24 years! We’ also
                        had a duck
                        in our pond last week! Over the years, we’ve seen lots
                        of geese and
                        ducks flying over and had the pair of geese in the front
                        lawn area
                        but nothing like this deer! Oh well, it was good to know
                        that the doe
                        got away from the Lab but I hope she managed to make it
                        back to the
                        countryside without being hit by a car in the city! 
                    That’s
about
                        all the excitement for this week folks! 
                    Thanks
for
                        tuning in and I’ll look forward to talking to you all
                        again
                        next week in the Ontarion Report! 
                     
                     
                    Bye
for
                        now…. Greg 
                     
                     
                    
                      **** 
                     
                     
                    Have
A
                              Good One 
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